The Moon's Hero

by Lord Ganondorf

After saving Termina, Link has wondered who his mother was as he found out that his mother was his step mother from the Great Deku Tree, finds a letter and a gem right behind his house that says "We will meet my son." Link is tempted to use the gem, but what will happen if he does? Remade as The Child of The Moon.

2. Ganondorfs Brief Return

Zoe leaves to let the hunters know. Link is just sitting on the ground looking at the moon.

"At least I am alone right now."

{Kid you should fucking know better than to think you are alone.}

"Fierce!? I thought you stayed quite after we left Hyrule. Seems like I was wrong."

{Fuck you too. Kid, lets be serious, you do know she is the dame right?}

"Of course you moron! How could it not be that obvious! She did admit she liked me!"

{True. Kid, I sense you will need me in the future. Same with the other masks.}

"Yeah yeah, shut up. Zoe is coming back, and she looks upset."

{Fine fine.} Fierce deity shuts up.

"Link, Chiron said that you are to sleep in the Artemis cabin. As you are her son."

"Either him and the manticorn have a deal to have me killed, or he is insane. I am not sleeping with the hunters for obvious reasons."

"True. Where will you sleep then?"

"The forest of course. I grew up in a forest, so It is only second nature for me."

"Okay then. Night Link."

"Night Zoe." Zoe walks off looking sad.

"Ugh."

The next day, Link is in the back of a van sleeping while they drive to a museum.

"Link, wake up."

"Yawn. Were?"

"We stopped to take a break. We need you to help us with something."

"Fine." Link exits to find a bucket of water land on his head.

"Was that supposed to do something?"
Everyones mouths are wide open.

"Shut your mouths. You are going to catch flies, and I don't think you will find that appetizing."

They shut there mouths.
"Now, why was the water bucket up there?"

"Because we wanted to see your reaction."

Link sighs. "If you were expecting me to go nuts from a low class prank, you are wrong. I have dealt with worse pranks. But thanks to you morons, now I have to dry my tunic off."

{Link you do realize that we are being watched by a weakling right?}

"I am not dumb Fierce. Once we get to our destination, some museum, we will see a new threat I think."

{What ever. By the way, FUCK YOU DARK LINK.}

"Wait what?"

{Dark Link took residence in your brain after you beat him in the water temple.}
"Really? Okay."

{Weird kid. Whatever back to exploring this kids mind.} A/N: Fierce and Link fused already because of an accident and a life or death situation.

Later they arrive at the museum, which Link is a bit fascinated by, but at the same time on guard.

"Why so on guard Link?"

"I sense a powerful presence here. Like that of a man who shouldn't be here... He smells of some weird mint like leaves."

"You don't mean?"

"The general? Maybe. I don't know."

{Kid, it is the general.}

"Oh."

{By the way, a giant fucking Lion is coming at you.}

Link preps a arrow and fires at the Lion while everyone attacks it to no avail.

"BIG ONE OUT!" Thalia throws the powder keg into the Lions mouth, then it explodes sending Link and Zoe through a portal.

"Where are we Link?" Link is extremely pale.

"Hyrule castle. Shit. Fierce we have trouble."

{You're telling me. We are in bat shit crazy ladies home.}

"Good thing I have a quick way home." Before Link can use it, a couple of guards knock Link and Zoe out."

"FINALLY! We found Queen Zelda's to be husband. Hope she thanks us for this annoying trek."

"Who is the lady with him?"

"How the fucking hell should I know? Maybe a damn servant girl for all I know." The guards stop arguing and bring them both to a very happy and crazy Zelda.

"FINALLY! MY HUSBAND IS BACK! With another girl. Take her to the dungeons NOW. I want some quality time with my soon to be husband." A/N 2: Zelda is nuttier than a squirrel that drank vodka.

A hour later Link wakes up in Zelda's room.

"Oh no. Don't tell me... Fierce?"

{She was about to when a foreign guy came for a peace talk.}

"Thank Artemis. Now what happened to Zoe?"

{Taken to the Dungeons.}

"Fuck." Link sneaks out of Zeldas unguarded room and enters the dungeon. He finds Zoe crying and in pain. "Told you Zelda has gone nuts about me."

"You weren't fucking kidding. I met some awful men, but she takes the cake in terms of pure evilness."

"You haven't met Ganondorf. But thats a different story. Lets get out before we are found." Link gets Zoe out of the castle. A few guards try to stop him, but he pulls out bombs. They leave him alone then.

"We are almost there Zoe. Just hold on." Link arrives at the entrance to Kokiri forest, and after getting permission to bring Zoe in, he gets a fairy of healing to heal her. "Thank goddesses she was out the entire time. I don't think... Wait why is she glowing? Oh Din what is going on here!?"

[She has been removed from the blessing of Artemis.]

"LADY DIN!? I didn't know!?"

[Link, the other ladies are here to, but thats not the case at the moment. We banished Zelda from the bloodline of ours and took the triforce of wisdom from her. We did this after Zelda had three soldiers of Hyrule, who didn't want to by the way, forced them on her, unknown to her at all.] A/N 3: Rape is something I hate, but I want some stories like this one and my Let In No Kingdoms story to be darks, so Included it because It will be dealt with later.

"Goddesses, I want Zoe to take the bloodline and the Triforce of wisdom. I will be back. I have a ex princess to see, and goddesses, please heal her and tell her the story if I am not back when she wakes."

[Done hero of time. We promise.]

"Thank you. Now t ogive that blasted princess a piece of my mind... Oh fine Fierce I will let you do some of the talking. Know what? You can fucking deal with that asshole when I finish giving her my mind of anger."

{YAY! I GET TO DO SOMETHING!}

Link returns to the castle, and the guards are afriad of him, as Link is giving off an arua of anger.

"Hello my future hus-"

"Cut the fucking crap Zelda. You know as fucking well why I am here. How does it feel to be powerless after doing what you had done to Zoe?"

"I want my powers and triforce back! You have it don't you!?"

"Nope. The goddesses do as far as I know. You don't deserve SHIT. You know what? After what you did to a innocent person like Zoe, I am EXTREMLEY tempted to have Ganondorf return." The entire room gasps.

"Y-you are not serious are you sir Link?"
"As serious as the sky is fucking blue on clear days. Zelda has pissed me off and now I think Ganondorf was a better ruler than this bitch."

"That is NOT how you speak about your soon to be wife!"

"YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FUCKING ROOM TO SPEAK YOU PEICE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE DONE A THING THAT NOT EVEN GANONDORF WOULD LIKE! HELL I THINK GANONDORF WOULD BE PISSED!" Link roars so loud that everyone castle town hears. "YOU THINK I AM GOING TO ACCEPT A ASSHOLE LIKE YOU!? YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BULSHIT FANTASY AND SHOVE IT WHERE YOU TAKE A SHIT FROM!"

"Link calm down!" The guards are scared as fuck.

"CALM DOWN!? AFTER WHAT BULLSHIT YOU ARE PLAYING!? YOU THINK I AM GOING TO CALM DOWN FOR A SPOILED BRAT THAT THINKS THAT SHE CAN HAVE ANOTHER PERSON JUST BECAUSE SHE SAYS SO!? NO! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SEE ME CALM YOU PEICE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO DO THE ONE THING I HOPED I WOULD NEVER DO AND I AM AGAINST!"

"Revive-"

"GANONDORF! You don't deserve to call yourself a princess if you order SOLDIERS OF HYRULE to rape a girl that did JACK to you."

"Now listen here my future husband!"

"I AM NOT YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU HAVE PUSHED MY LIMITS TO THE POINT WHERE EVEN NOW I CAN FEEL HIM RISING TO SHOW HIMSELF BEFORE I LOSE CONTROL!" Link stops shouting and turns into Fierce deity, and he is NOT happy.

{To push Link this far Zelda means you have done some stupid shit. I know everything he means and doesn't mean, and he meant every word he said. He hates you now. He is willing to have Ganondorf in charge again if it means you no longer are in charge. He will follow on his threat, and don't bother stopping him. The goddesses already know because they visited him and he told them what he was going to do, and they agreed. You are not to be allowed in control anymore you piece of shit. Even know I must control Link from unlocking furious deity form because if it is unlocked, you will face a being WORSE than Ganondorf in terms of power. That's how mad you made the hero of time.} Fierce reverts to Link how is giving a glare so evil and filled with anger that all of the guards faint. "Don't ever forget my words you asshole. You will forever be haunted by me from now on." Link leave to the temple of time. "Rauru we need to talk."

[Yes Link?]

"I am releasing Ganondorf, but he will be under the oath of the highest orders."

[WHAT!? AFTER ALL YOU- wait thats why!? Shit forget what I was going to say. You have full permission to release him.] Rauru allows Link to summon Ganondorf.

"Hello Ganondorf."

"Boy why have you freed me? You know what is to-"

"Ganondorf shut the fuck up and let me speak. You think you are in a bad mood right now? You should have seen me earlier. I was ready to turn that bitch Zelda into swiss cheese."

"Shit Link what the hell did I miss? I know I am your enemy, but now I am curious."

"You see..."

"WHAT!? I MAY BE THE KING OF EVIL, BUT I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING THAT EVIL!"

"Thats why I want to make a deal with you."

"What would that deal be?"

"I let you take over Hyrule, you never have to see or fight me again, in exchange you make the promise on the highest orders of the master sword to the goddesses that you will never harm the races of Hyrule other than hurting those loyal to Zelda the asshole. I don't care what you do to those who have a blind loyalty to her, just those not loyal to her you promise to spare. I already had the light sage Raru spread the word to the other sages of what happened, and they are behind you if you make the promise."

"Really? That easy to have Hyrule in control?"

"Yes. I make my promise if you make your's."

"I swear by all the highest beings not to harm those not loyal to Zelda no matter the race for the time I am in charge. Those people who stand on my side shall be honored and allowed to live peacefully, while those who follow Zelda will live in hell."

"I swear not to interfere in Ganondorfs rein unless he breaks his promise. I fully support Ganondorf taking charge." They both look each other dead in the eye and shake hands.

"Thank you for the promise Link. I now know that I won't harm those who follow you or me. I won't harm anyone that is with me. Only those against me."

"See you later, friend of mine Ganondorf."

"Friend?"

"I trust you will keep your oath Ganondorf. Breaking it mean instant death."

"Understood. See you Link." A/N 4: Yep. Link and Ganondorf are buddies now. After a fashion. They both hate Zelda, and even Impa agrees Zelda went to far. Hell Ganondorf is sickened with what Zelda has done, since he comes from a female dominated race.

A/N 5: To me, a hyrule week is one earth day.

A hyrule week has passed and Zoe is glad Link handled it, even though she has as a little idea on what happened.

"Zoe, we are heading back to earth. I don't want to stay here anymore. Come."

Zoe grabs onto Link so they can return together. Link left a teleport ball on Percy's head to bring them to where he is.

Percy's POV

After Bianca lost her arm in that metal graveyard of sorts, we were half way to hoover dam when Link and Zoe appear above me and knock me down.

Link's POV

"Sorry Percy!"

"Where were you guys!?"

"Hyrule. Lets just say Zoe found out why I hate Zelda." Link growls out the name Zelda.

A/N: Lets just say I felt just as pissed at Zelda as Link did. Chapter 3 will be on its way so don't worry for those two following! Reviews are nice!