Links twin. You got my laughing a bit with that review. But the main problem with why I haven't updated in a while is because I reallly had a hard time coming up with ideas. Procrastination too.
Meanwhile on Olympus
[WHAT!?] Zeus says with a very flashy rage. [SHE HAD A SON!? WHY THE FUCKING HADES DID SHE NOT SAYING ANYTHING!? I SHOULD KILL THAT BOY!] Zeus roars.
[And risk the anger of your daughter, and half of the council? The boy has done no wrong to us.] Poseidon and Apollo says.
[Then tell me who the hell is he loyal to!? MOST LIKELY OUR ENEMIES!] Zeus says.
[Zeus, I took a look at his memories. The worst he can do to us is join them yes, but he is about as evil as you don't have a overblown ego that stretches from one edge of the universe to the other.] Apollo says.
[Then who is his father?] Zeus asks annoyed.
[That I couldn't find. He has no memories of him. As far as I can tell, his father was either killed, or is a immortal like us.] Apollo says. [But the kid is different I can say that. Honest, good, loving.]
[Apollo, are you getting a crush on the boy?] Athena asks smirking.
[N-no. Also his name is Link.] Apollo says blushing a little.
[APOLLO. YOU KNOW FULL FUCKING WELL WHY HE MUST DIE.] Zeus yells.
[Because you think the prophecy is straight forward about a son of Artemis? They can have double meanings.] Apollo says.
[Whats the prophecy Apollo?] Poseidon asks.
[Ahem.
Son of the moon shows his face
To end the threat of doom
Veteran warrior born of fate
Shall end the great king
That's the prophecy. Now don't ask me to interpret it because I have no idea on what it means exactly.] Apollo says.
[Thats why the boy needs to die! He is a threat to the gods!] Zeus exclaims.
[ I doubt you are the great king Zeus. I think it refers to someone else.] Hades says.
[YOU DARE INSULT ME!? I WILL END YOU WITH MY BOLT!] Zeus yells.
[Zeus stop throwing a temper tantrum and think for a moment. What good would come of killing Link? NOTHING. I can see a future of no gods if he dies. If he lives, I see us still here. Now shut up and continue watching the quest. I think Zoe is going to reveal her feelings soon. Plus I need something to eat this ambrosia popcorn to.] Apollo says.
[Hey Apollo, pass me some of that.] Poseidon says happily.
[Well then. Back to the show of hero's being goofs. Hell maybe we will find something intusting about Link for a change of pace.] Hephaestus says jokingly.
Meanwhile, with the hero's and Link
"Tell us what happened Link." Grover says annoyed.
"Yeah what happened?" the rest says except for Zoe and Link.
"What happened is that a certain princess of hyrule overexerted her powers and she meet the damn consequences. I definitely don't like this time lines Zelda at all." Link says darkly.
"Wait this time lines?" Percy asks.
"Hero of time here. The master sword acts like a metaphorical ship on the metaphorical river of time. It can make you travel to the future and past if you find a gate of time for the past thing, but I don't know there. Never seen a gate of time myself, but they were a thing at one time." Link says.
"To many big words." Percy says jokingly while clutching his head. Link just facepalm's at this.
"They said my brain was filled with nothing." Link says.
"Wait what?" Thalia asks.
"I was told plenty of times during my adventures that I was dumb because I don't like talking. I can do it, but I don't like it. Now shut up and lets get moving before I get pissed." Link says seriously.
"Okay okay." Percy says. They all start walking through a forest.
"Jeez. Too many trees." Percy says sarcastically.
"Just shut up water head. I grew up in a forest so I take some resentment for that." Link said annoyed.
"Sorry sorry." Percy says.
"You grew up in a forest" Grover asks.
"Yeah. A forest that had more trees then anywhere else I have seen." Link says.
"Cool." Grover says.
"Jeez I thought being raped was horrifying. Seeing Links annoyed look is a lot worse." Zoe says quietly.
"Wait what?" Grover says.
"Grover don't push it. Now continue walking or else I will destroy every single enchilada in the world. Not in a good mood compared to when we meet." Link says darkly.
Back on Olympus
Silence fills the room when Aphrodite comes in.
[Wow the boy in the green clothes is cute.] Aphrodite says.
[Note to self, kill that green kid.] Ares mumbles.
[Don't think about it Ares. If Percy is friends with him, then you will face my wrath if something happens to him.] Poseidon says darkly. Ares pales greatly.
[Blah blah blah. Lets continue watching. I need to do something with this popcorn.] Apollo says.
[ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN POPCORN! SOMETHING STUPID IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!] Zeus says. The entire council (minus Zeus) introduces their faces to their hands.
Back with the Hero's
"Clearly you weren't ready to travel through well, a fucking desert. Is it me, or is this group not ready for most environments other than forests, cities, and plains?" Link asks.
"Shut it. We never really had reasons to go into a desert." Zoe says quietly.
"Zoe, save your energy. After what happened in Hyrule" Link says Hyrule like its acid, "You need to save your energy. That was possibly the worst way to be introduced to a new country." Link says.
"I don't even want to know now." Percy says.
"Good. It was disgusting on what happened. Now lets head to that damn dam that I have heard about 3 things from that Athena girl, Annabeth was it, kept talking about. I have a feeling something important is going to happen there." Link says.
"You have a lot of hunches about important events to come." Grover says.
"When you time travel enough times to make Kronos jealous, you tend to pick things about the future and then there is the fact that I went through a land I didn't know to save it were I knew where to go without a problem. Trust me when I say I have a natural gift of knowing the future in terms of important places." Link says.
Everyone shuts up at that. A few hours later, they arrive at a filthy river in the middle of the desert.
"Well, one way ticket to the dam, Hoover dam was it?" Link asks.
"Yeah hoover dam. Annabeth loves talking about it." Thalia says.
"Yeah. Whatever. I don't know much about earth like you guys don't know much about Hyrule. It's all one big mystery to me on how this place can have so much bloodshed and not be destroyed already." Link says.
"Says the guy that had to stop an evil over lord." Zoe says.
"Different time line. Doesn't really count there. I think. I don't fucking know there." Link says.
{Kid, WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT TALKED TO ME!? YOU KNOW I GET LONELY!}
"I know damn well. I just thought you were focused on something. You were silent two you know." Link says.
{Touche. Touche.}
"Link, what the fuck is that thing?" Percy asks.
Link realizes he pulled the zora's mask out. "A mask. That's all." Link says.
Back on Olympus.
[That is anything but a mask. You can see the damn magic. Then again he is being honest that it IS a mask, but at the same time it's not.] Apollo says.
[Blah blah blah. I sense the sea in it though. I think it might be a water creature.] Poseidon says happily.
[Wow. That must mean it holds some form of power. I honestly like the kid in ways.] Hera says much to everyone's surprise.
[Are you falling for him Hera?] Zeus says laughing.
[No. I think its because he never had a family. I am thinking of giving him my blessing.] Hera says. Everyone's jaws hit the floor.
[You want to give your blessing to someone!? That's a first.] Apollo says. Hera knocks Apollo out with a punch to the head.
[Wellllllll BACK TO THE DEMIGOD!] Hephaestus says quickly.