Escape to Canada (Season 5 Episode 2 Part 1)

(Season 5 Kids Civil War Part 2)

(Parody: Plastic Beach by Gorillaz)

Leader: Professor Chaos

Team:

Mysterion

Coon

Toolshed

Human Kite

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Operation: Rogue Escape

It's been days since the Girls and Boys Civil War, it ends with the entire group and agency banning the main Heroes we know and love. But now, the boys got nowhere to go. Nowhere, but Canada.

However... Due to the major threats by Garrison Trump, no American was allowed in by any means, for they built a giant wall to protect Canada.

But all that will change.

For Tomorrow forges a new Today.

Out in the Canadian Village, Teen Ninjas looked around for their bounty. He goes by the name of Johnny Sanchez. The Former Teen Ninja, or now known Real Rap Warrior, has been known to defeat Teen Ninjas daily.

"Looking for me?" The man asked from the shadows of the giant wall.

The first ninja tried attacking with a Ninja Star, but Johnny knocked it back with his metal baseball bat, badly damaging the ninja. the second ninja tried using his rod to jump over Johnny, but Johnny pushed the weight of the pole with his shoulder to knock down the ninja, paralyzing for the moment.

"Enough..." Johnny demanded, taking a smoke ball. "I had enough of this. My deal is considered finished." And with that, he disappeared...

...

The Next Day...

5 Tickets to Canada have been mailed to the promised 5 Heroes. They are Eric, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters. They had packed their bags and set off into a secret cave underneath the giant wall.

Mayor Buttlord has not been informed of their disappearance, but it's not like it really matters to the group, except for those who actually care, if there are any.

When the 5 got into the destination to the secret tunnel a couple of Mexicans dug up, they were transported out of America.

"Well," Said Cartman, "There goes home..."

"At least Johnny finished our order." Said Kyle with a sad tone. "We get out of America and we get our identities deleted."

"I already feel like I don't exist..." Said Stan, looking at the cave pillars holding onto the tunnel from collapsing.

Kenny sighs.

"We're here.." Said the driver. "Bienvenidos a Canada."

The boys got off and got their bags and their former costumes.

"Follow me." Johnny signalled the 5 into his car.

...

Back in America, a land for whites names after an Italian...

the Kids Next Door Moonbase was still trying to hack into the Canadian Servers.

A few days ago, Kenny was packing his bags in his Sector's room. Suddenly, Kuki played around with his stuff, mainly his new laptop he built at Robotics, playing some sort of Rainbow Monkeys videogames. Just when Kenny tried packing his Visa, Kuki somehow lost, and got bored, making her stare into Kenny's bag for a fake Visa in Canada.

Till this day, the Canadian Sector from the Kids Next Door ceased from existing and they joined the new Canadian Agency. But unfortunately, there was no evil adults whatsoever in their nation, unless they count Justin Bieber.

"Any luck?" Asked Rachael to her 2x4 agents.

"We haven't had any luck yet! These Canadians are blocking our signals with a simple ad blocker!" The scientist responded.

"Are you SURE, Numbuh 3, that they were headed to Canada?" Rachael asked Kuki, sitting next to her.

"I see his Card!", Said Kuki with a slight worry about Kenny. (Canonwise to this franchise: Kenny is rivals to Wally for being more cheerful than Kuki, stronger than Wally, and more chill in certain situations. He also grew up with Rainbow Monkeys as they were on his channel.)

"Who could possibly be this smart to sneak them into Canada?!" asked Fanny, the KND Officer. "They are just boys!"

"No, Numbuh 86..." Said Nigel, in his British Accent, who's pacing back and forth with his hands behind his back, clumped together as if holding onto this mystery. "It took an adult to hid them..."

"What are you saying, Numbuh 1?" Fanny asked.

"There's only one man who is Smart enough to out think a normal adult!" Nigel explained. "It can be Ruth the Animator, Johnny the Rapper, or Cecil the Hacker. Either that, or it took all three..."

"Are we playing detective?!" Kuki said excitingly as she got bored.

"If you can figure out the pieces, Numbuh 3, you may proceed..." Nigel pets Kuki as she begins to think of who it was.

"Maybe it was..." Kuki's eyes lit with roleplaying fire. "DOOM MAN!"

"For the last time, Numbuh 3..." Nigel facepalmed "Doom Man is only a videogame character on the internet."

Then it spoke into Rachael's mind.

"THAT'S IT!" Rachael concluded.

"Huh?" Everyone stopped.

"The only way to track them down is by the internet!" Rachael plotted. "The Coon can't stand A DAY without internet! So we'll just have to track his IP Address and track him there! We'll take the Coolbus and meet them in Canada!"

"Don't forget they have Professor Chaos..." Fanny said disgustingly. "He is soft, but he is quite powerful..."

"What can we do?" asked Kuki.

"We'll just have to wait and see. Only time will tell..." Nigel suits up into his hero suit. "Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!"

...

Meanwhile, in the city of Canadians...

Johnny let the Heroes into the new apartment, built from fresh maple trees. The sap held everything together perfectly that the carpenters had to use little or no nails.

"We're here..." Johnny unlocked the doors.

"AMERICANS!" shouted a Canadian citizen. Just as Johnny got out, he made a stare at the citizen, who did nothing but ran away.

"Sorry aboot dat, eh?" He mocked. Johnny assisted the boys with their bags and unpacked everything into their 2 room apartments. "Alright, there's only five of you and two rooms. One of you has to share with Butters.

"Fuck no!" Cartman shouted. "I'm not sharing my room with you assholes!"

"One word, and I'll CRUSH your tech, fatty!" Johnny swiped an iPad away from Cartman bag as he tried catching it.

"Okay okay! I'll take Kenny and Butters..." moped Cartman, angrily.

"Th-thanks." Said Butters.

"Shit..." shouted Kenny.

"Anything I can get you?" Johnny asked.

"Yeah, is there any FOOD?" Cartman asked.

"There's Wendy's here in Canada." Said Johnny. "No more McDooDoo here where the meat is more pink than a girl's lipstick."

"Anything can do for Cartman." Said Kyle. Cartman was about to retaliate, but he was right. Anything can do, Wendy's, Burger King, Subway... ANYTHING that he can get used to while moving onto other Canadian Restaurant Chains.

"Alright." Johnny opened the door. "In the meantime, play some Black Ops 2. Watch some Anime, or even use the Internet. Be careful not to get tracked."

"Thanks, Mister Sanchez." Said Butters with a small smile on his face.

Cartman set up the game, got a control, and everyone but Butters begins to play. Butters began watching some RWBY, he sleeps while dreaming of Black Ops Origins and RWBY, like if that were to be a movie or game, it would be a huge success. (My first cameo for Datguy on ! Heya!)

Meanwhile, as there was calm in the Canadian streets, there was some turbulence in the peace.

"FUUUUUUCK!" The four screamed as it was game over, waking up Butters.

"Wh-wh-wh-what?!" Shouted Butters.

"Dammit, Kyle!" Shouted Cartman, "Ah coulda have been saved if your dumbass moved out of the way!"

"I needed weapons! You were hogging the box!" Kyle argued. "How am I supposed to kill the Panzersoldat with a Tommygun?!"

"You shoot it's fuckin head, Kyle!" Cartman shouted.

"The Tommygun can't kill it, Fatass!" Kyle responded.

"Well, I'm pretty sure we can do it again." Said Stan. "We started off badly with shitty weapons." Stan stretched.

"Well, I'm done..." Kenny dropped his remote. "Screw you guys, I'm going home... ... to my bed."

And with that, Kenny left.

Butters looked back at the recent events. Girls discriminating boys, Skankhunt, everything.

"You're all alone..." A voice whispered in his ear.

"Wh-what?" Butters asked.

It repeats... and repeats... over... and over...

Suddenly...

A thunderstorm brews up.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Butters gets electrocuted with electricity. The boys rushed to Butters trying to calm him down before his powers start an uproar.

Up in the air, the Coolbus suddenly gets trapped in a hurricane near the Canadian border.

"What's going on?!" Kuki asks as she and her crew hangs on.

"It's thawt Buttuhs kid!" Wally shouted with his Australian Accent. "He's causing a thunduhstom!"

"HANG ON TIGHT!" Hoagie held onto the steering wheel as obstacles start to get thrown into the wind.

(New Card & Hero Achieved: Thunder God Butters)

"Yes, Butters..." The voice called out. "Let the anger surge through your veins. Let everyone who hurts you deserve the pain! Feel your power!"

"I... I..." Butters's eyes begin to shine light.

"Butters! Butters! Chill, dawg!" Cartman shouted, holding onto his microwaved pizza.

"Calm down, Butters!" Kyle pleaded.

"GUYS!" Kenny pointed out the window. The boys were shocked to see a hurricane outside, and the Coolbus inside it.

"HOLY FUCK!" Kyle ran into his room. "We gotta transform, now!"

After Hero Evolution, or change of clothes, the heroes are ready for battle.

"Alright! Human Kite, you stay and protect Butters!" Coon ordered. "Mysterion! Toolshed! Follow me!"

Coon, Mysterion and Toolshed ran outside in their battle stations, while Kyle watched over Butters.

"HANG ON, GUYS! WE'RE CRASH LANDING!" Hoagie crash landed the ship to a parking lot.

Coon signalled Human Kite and Mysterion to the ship. Sector V came out of the ship, half conscious, except for Nigel, who was already, Spaceman.

"Why are you here?!" Mysterion demanded to know.

"What were you guys thinking?!" Shouted Abby, who was now The Huntress. "This place is unreachable! You leave everyone behind like that?!"

"WELL NO SHIT!" Coon shouted back. "You fuckin kicked us out! And Ah ain't getting decommissioned!"

"Neither am I!" Mysterion stepped up.

"Nor will I!" Toolshed spun his drills. "Because of you, Butters is incapable to hold his feelings!"

"Where is Butters?" Princess Kuki asked.

"I'm right here..." Said Butters, who's now Thunder God of Chaos, right behind Sector V. "So, you want us back, huh? After the trouble you caused us? After hurting our lives?! For what reason shall we suffer?!"

Thunder claps as Butters's eyes blink.

"You are physically incapable to control your emotions, Professor Chaos." Said Nigel. "We are here to stop you!"

"No..." Thunder strikes again after Butters begins to say his first badass phrase. "It's US who will stop you!"

(CIVIL WAR FIGHT BEGIN!)

"Let's fuck em up!" Coon ordered.

"For Chaos!" Professor Chaos ordered as he pointed to the enemy side, pulling out his phone!

"Kids Next Door! Attack!" Nigel got his phone out and ordered an attack!

(Ost playing: Otherworld - Final Fantasy X)

(The Coon Vs Mechaman

Mysterion Vs Princess Kuki

Toolshed Vs Kangaroo Kid

Human Kite Vs The Huntress)

(Epic Fight 1)

Mechaman used his Mechanical Arms to bulldoze out a boulder and tossed it at Coon.

"TAKE THIS!" Chaos blasted a thunderbolt on the boulder to cut it down to ash.

"Thanks, Chaos!" Said Coon. "How about some Asswhoopin?! FERAL CLAWS!"

Coon attempted to claw out Mechaman with his claws to the goggles, but Mechaman blocked it with his Mechanical Arms for shielding against the claws.

"You can't get past my Hard Steel defenses!" Mechaman alerted Coon. "ROCKET PUNCH!"

Coon was launched from Mechaman's distance into a car, destroying it. Spaceman used Solar Laser From Space to finish off Coon, but Chaos used another spell. It was the Eye of the Storm, blocking all spells and countering them to the opponent.

Coon threw the cloud to Mechaman, lifting him from the ground.

"Wait! What is this?!" Mechaman tried protecting himself, but the cloud keeps rotating his fat body.

"NOW we can try! FERAL CLAWS!" Coon claws out the soft flabs of meat Mechaman has that his Mechanical Arms can't reach.

(Epic Fight 2)

Princess Kuki holds her Rainbow Monkey Doll which fired rainbow lasers. Mysterion dodged the beams and hid behind a pile of snow, where he used something that he brought from America. A Molotov Cocktail. He splashed it in the center of him and Princess Kuki.

The fire arena has been set, hurtimg the two each second as both began to sweat behind their costumes.

"Give up, Princess Kuki!" Mysterion held his stance. "You can't win!"

"I just wanna play!" Kuki said cheerfully, holding another 3ds.

"You - you serious?" Mysterion asked with confusion.

"I was getting lonely back at the Treehouse." Princess Kuki said with a hint of sadness.

"You ain't bullshitting?" Mysterion asked again. Princess Kuki cutely shook her head. Mysterion looked at the others, and... WHAM! Mysterion got hit with a Space Ray!

Princess Kuki looked at Mysterion with fear as he got up.

"Kenny?" She shivered.

"You... you hurt me..." Mysterion's mouth bled. "YOU BASTARDS!"

"Attack Spaceman, Mysterion!" Professor Chaos helped Mysterion get to his feet with Super Sugar Treat Perk.

Spaceman looked at Princess Kuki not attacking, suddenly applying a Rage Potion on her. Princess Kuki tackled Mysterion out of nowhere.

"Rainbow Monkeys aren't stupid!" Kuki shouted as she tore Mysterion's face until he was grounded pulp. She regained her senses, and slowly becomes sad. "Kenny?..."

Suddenly, Kenny's Soul returns to his body as he fully regenerates...

"You'll need more than that to kill me, Kuki!" Mysterion gets back into his pose and charged at Kuki.

(Epic Fight 3)

Kangaroo Kid tried holding onto Toolshed's Drill,but the damage was more than enough to fight through Kangaroo Kid's defenses.

"Take this! Screwdriving Shock" Toolshed launched Kangaroo Kid from the map, but Kangaroo Kid didn't gave up. Instead, Kangaroo Kid bounced off a building and charged.

Human Kite was flying around, collecting electricity as he flies through thunder clouds while The Huntress tries shooting him.

"Hold still, will ya?!" Huntress demanded.

"Why don't you take this?!" Human Kite blasted a laser from his kite body to Huntress.

(Now here's the epic part!)

While looking for his Delightfulized Ray Gun he stole from the Delightful Children from Down the Lane, he accidentally blew it up to the blast radius Normalized Everyone.

"Wha-what happened to our powers?!" Stan looked at his tools.

Wally tried punching Stan, but stung himself by the drill.

"YOWCH! What's goin on?!" Wally looked at the charred Kyle.

"What the-?" Kyle looked at himself.

"AHAHAHAHAHAH!" A group of sisnister laughing grew near, in a form of a Battle Mech. "Kids Next Door..."

"Oh no." Said Cartman sarcastically. "Delightful Dickheads. I'm so scared."

"SHUT UP, FATTY!" They shouted. "We tailed you all the way here without that Mayor of yours knowing. Wait, why is Butters glowing?"

Everyone looks at Butters, who's glowing with electricity and gets blasted by lightning from the eye of the storm.

"TRY THIS!" Butters lifted up a Hammer like Jesus with that cross. He lifted it up and slams the Mech with it.

"Oh no! TIMES-" The DC tried mercy but gets blasted by the hammer.

The explosion caught up with the DC, burning them alive. But it turns out to be mechs.

"Oh that's right, the Delightfuls aren't Delightful anymore..." explained Cartman.

A few weeks ago before a Caked Mission, Clyde, or Mosquito, tried dating one of them despite the fact they all are glued together. One night, when Connie and him were getting Burgers from a Wendy's Restaurant, a mosquito landed on his hand. He tried showing Connie it, but spher kryptonite was bugs, making her Hivemind disconnect for the moment.

It was then that Mayor Buttlord has invented a fear gas by mixing Dumoster Juice and an Old Man's Pee Sack as the neutralizer. After Spaceman (Nigel) and The Coon (Cartman) have been sent, mission was success. Now Father had to clone Sector Z using his Delightfulization Chamer as a 3D Printer, but it could only print mechs of the Kids Next Door, but not the South Park Kids, who he hates the most and has a big fear of as they eat veggies like nothing.

"Could it be?!" A Canadian asked.

"The Thunder God, Zeus!" Another blurred out.

Butters passed out before transforming into normal form.

Everyone gathered around Butter's Knocked Out body.

Spaceman, now Nigel, called back up support.

"Moonbase! Send Medics, quick!" Nigel ordered with haste.

It was long before the day has cursed Professor Chaos to be a Thunder God. Now when Butters channel his inner anger, he becomes one with the evil inside and the reason why pain exists. Welcome home... Butters... to Canada...

Credits:

Nigel Uno as The Spaceman

Cartman as The Coon

Hoagie Gilligan as Mechaman

Kyle as Human Kite

Kuki Sanban as Princess Kuki

Stan as Toolshed

Wallabee Beatles as Kangaroo Kid

Kenny as Mysterion

Abigail Lincoln as The Huntress

Butters as Professor Chaos

Writing Operatives: The Afterdreamer

Creator Operatives: Mr Warburton

Mr Parker

Mr Stone

The End

(AUTHOR'S NOTE): Aaand done, my first episode or whatever you may call this... Any more parodies I may do? Anything? Leave a review. Request heroes from both sides. Make up a team. Until next time. I gotta go to bed...