Origins (Season 5 Episode 3 part 1)

(Parody of: Marvel Vs Capcom Series)

(Recap of Season 1)

It was a day like no other in South Park. Everyone was either them or themselves. But either way, no one knows where they came from. Every child started disappearing, and come back another day, to become them... It looks like I will have to call this the Day of the... Day of... what? Whatever. You get the point. For now our city relies on its heroes you probably know. But for now.. I stood alone... Just me... and my sidekick...

"He's not your sidekick!" Kyle argued.

"Goddammit, Kyle!" Cartman shouted. "I was having a moment!"

"Guys?" Butters pointed to the kids outside. "They are starting to take over the place."

"How long are we supposed to stay at Kenny's house?" Stan asked.

"I dunno." Kenny replied. "But I don't wanna get bitten by THOSE!"

(Now back to ME as the Narrator! Oh wait, someone wants their turn on the mic, hold on...)

It has been days since our enemies have been missing for the past few days. None of them returned. But they swore vengeance. Our Radar revealed their location. In a mountain town called South Park. Somewhere. Where kids grow up freely. That's the risk we got to take. This is for all those who have been lost to the Delightfulization Virus. We will get you, Delightful Children from Down the Lane...

(Alright you British Bastard! Gimme back my Limited Edition Rainbow Monkey Mic!)

A little Asian girl runs up and took the mic, singing the Rainbow Monkeys theme.

(Dammit! That's my little sister's! Oh well, I'll use this ASMR one... Hold on. Mphm!)

We see our agents in the Coolbus riding along the polar winds, waiting for the destination.

Kuki, the one who took my mic, was playing with her plush. When suddenly, the agents recieve a message.

"Well well well, Kids Next Dorks!" Says the zombified patch of kids who look like they came out of a strict orphanage. They say it altogether. "We see your ship over our hideout."

"What are you planning to do, Delightful Dorks?!" Wally asked with anger in his tone.

"Well, it seems we have found a way to destroy your little agency." The said. "We found there was a new kid here with special powers to destroy any opponent he faces. Plus, they're famous. With them on our side, we will finally please Father with our plans for World Domination!"

They cackled and cut off the signal.

"Whoever that New Kid is, Numbuh 5 fo sho' knows they not special like OUR Rookie!" Abigail boasted with pride about their new kid, who was once a clown. "Isn't that right, Numbuh Moron?!"

The kid didn't speak.

"Well, hopefully you're ready for them!" Hoagie asked. "Because when this ship's out of fuel when we get to South Park, we won't ran out of GAS!" Hoagie laughs at his joke based on the analysis the Kids Next Door knew about. His teammates responded sourly with either a facepalm or a slight headshake.

"You ready Douchebag?!" Said Cartman in his Coon outfit. "Let's get em!"

Douchebag made a time fart to pause time to hit all the zombies under ten seconds while his teammates charged.

The Coolbus landed with the zombies attacking.

Luckily for the Kids Next Door, they got weapons. Bubblegum Guns and Slapwood. As Hoagie opened the door, the Kids Next Door attacked and made haste to shelter. An alleyway.

"Moron! We need assistance!" Wally alerted.

Moron held his breath until his face turned blue in a second and blows out a Time Freeze.

Toolshed (Stan) was drilling (Not sexually) the zombies. Mysterion (Kenny) and Human Kite (Kyle) were beating up the zombies that were in the way.

"Retreat!" Shouted Coon as the kids ran into an alley.

The kids ran and ran away into the shadows... Until finally...

They meet each other.

Kids...

Of another world.

They prepared to fight for their survival, until Douchebag meets Moron.

The main heroes stared at each other until they agreed to side.

"What was that?" Kuki asked.

"The fuck, Douchebag?" Coon asked.

Kuki gasped. "Holy shit!"

"Numbuh 3!" Wally elbowed Kuki.

"I mean, holy sugar.." Kuki giggled nervously.

"Oh 'kay..." Said Human Kite awkwardly.

"Who are you?" Hoagie asked.

"Are y'all zombies?!" Abby asked preparing her weapon.

"The fuck do we look like?! Orphanage Kids?!" Coon replied with another questions.

"You look funny." Kuki returned to her cheerful emotions. "Especially that boy with underwear!" She giggled at Mysterion.

"Isn't that sweater a little bit too big for you?" Mysterion asked, then pointed to Nigel. "And why is HE wearing sunglasses? It's cloudy."

"And is he... bald?" Toolshed examined Nigel throughly.

"Laugh all you want, but we are here for a mission." Nigel explained. "What kind of kids are you?"

"Anyone who doesn't look like they came out of a 90's show." Mysterion replied.

"Hey, that's what I was gonna say!" Coon complained.

"Oh hamburgers.." Said Butters, hiding behind Coon.

"Butters! Get out of there!" Coon moved aside, revealing the tinfoil semi villain, shivering in fear.

"What's gotten into him?" Abby asked.

Butters revealed his mark. He was bitten.

The crew gasped.

"I-I'm sorry..." Butters tears up. "I don't wanna die!"

"What can we do?!" Toolshed looked frightened. Normally, the infection would transform the victim instantly. But it hit Human Kite.

"OF COURSE!" Human Kite recalled. "Butters, I mean, Professor Chaos is IMMUNE to Mind Control!"

"What?!" Sector V was left astonished.

Suddenly, Zombies started piling up in the alley.

"Oh dear God!" Coon whined.

"What's a God?" Kuki asked.

"I got an idea!" Human Kite proposed. He flew up into the roof tops.

"Nice job, saving us, Kyle!" Coon yelled up.

"Trust me on this one!" Kyle lifted his kite and shielded the Heroes as Buttlord begins to fight, followed by Moron.

Buttlord takes a Trash Lid and slams it into a disabled Delightful, and then wacks another with it. Moron takes a thrown out golf club and hits the Delightfuls with it, channeling echoes throughout the alleys.

"Come on!" Wally joined in the fist fight with a mustard gun.

"Charge!" Mysterion joined in with his bare fists.

Soon each kid joined, one by one. Taking turns in hiting a Delightful, while Human Kite protects them with all his power.

(Memorable Scenes:)

(Scene 1: Need a hand, Princess?)

Kuki was out of Ammo for her Bubblegum Gun and became surrounded. Wally was busy, helping repairimg the barricades with Toolshed. Until, Mysterion rises up and kicks down on Delightful, headbutts another, and hook punched on the last one! Mysterion looks back at Kuki, who was amazed on Mysterion's performance.

(Scene 2: Oh Hamburgers! Did I do that?)

Abby was about to get bitten until she jumps out of the way, with Coon finishimg of the Delightful. Butters looks at the scenes were everyone is in combat. Suddenly, a butterfly shows up, and...

"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Professor Chaos has been awakened. "TAKE THIS!" He takes out his Hammer of Chaos and slams it into a Zombie, and into another, bashing blood from their mouths. Chaos laughs maniacally after every win, and lets himself get caught where the zombies began chewing on his body. "Yes! Bite me! You can't do anything to me! I'm immune! Try this!" A thunderbolt from the sky flashed down and torched the zombies to the ground.

Abby and Hoagie stared at Professor Chaos who finished off with a chuckle, and a snapback to reality.

"Oh Hamburgers! Did I do that?" He asked.

(Scene 3: Farts and Bolts)

Douchebag was punching zombies with power while Moron was punching zombie with speed. Suddenly, a Juggernaut Delightful showed up. Before it swung a Telephone Line to the kids, Moron and Douchebag both time farted and time jumped to the Past Present where the Telephone line was back where it came from. Douchebag charged in for a devastating punch, knocking back the giant, after that, Moron leap frogged over Douchebag and began punching the giant with at least 32 punches in 4 seconds. Douchebag leap frogged over Moron to uppercut the giant. After 4 turns of leapfrogging and punching, Douchebag and Moron got bored of hitting and used their powers. Douchebag Nagasaki'd a chunk of a building on top of the giant, trapping it in cement. And to top it off, Moron charged a Thunderball in his palm and Rocket Punched the Giant out of the Alley and made it break 3 building with its body, until burying itself in rubble and impaling it with steel rods.

After an intense war, the Kids Next Door and the South Park heroes won the fight.

(To be continued)

(Author's note): Finally reread it and corrected my grammar. Now that I have a tablet, it'll be easier to make more stories like this. Thank you all for reading.

As for a bomus idea to leave a review, use 4 characters from the Roster I uploaded in this story compilation. Decide what parody I should remake, and I'll try my best to bring you the best experience in South Park (and old Cartoon Network) humor. Until the next episode.

-The Afterdreamer

(Story Idea by: Boi (Guest))