(Side Mini Movie)

Caked Abridged

It was the Delightful Children's Birthday. It would seem like they'd share, but no. It's some sort of adult satanic ritual of being cocks to everyone. This time, the Kids Next Door weren't there to help. It was, these guys!

"Well well well, Kids Next Door sent their newest best to take our cake!" the Delightful Children smirked.

"HOLD THE FUCK UP!" Mysterion shouted, making the DC shake with his drill sergeant voice. "We're here to rob cake?! This stupid piece of shit cake?!"

"What?!" The DC asked confused.

"Apparently, we were sent on the most im mission of the Kids Next Door." Kyle responded.

"And all we get to do is rob cake?" asked Toolshed.

"Guys," replied Fastpass. "I remember these guys. These guys are the di-dickheads who tried making m-m-me watch them eat their cake! They interupted the Terrance and Phillips special just for this weird fetish!"

"WHAT?!" Asked the DC.

"Fetish?" Mosquito asked. "Okay, let's just go home, guys-"

"ENOUGH!" The DC got tired of them. "Kids Next Door or not, you are NOT eating this cake!"

"Guys?" Asked Professor Chaos. "Where is Coon?"

"THAT'S THE COON!" Shouted Coon eating the cake with his claws.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!" The DC gets furious. "THAT'S IT! WE'RE GIVING YOU ZEROES THE BOOT!"

"You mad, bruh?" The Coon taunted. "Come at me, dawg."

Out of nowhere, the room assembled a Party Robot.

"Okay, this had gone batshit crazy!" Mysterion commented. "Looks like we'll fight!"

Tupperware assembles his battle mech and batyles with it while Human Kite, Fastpass and Professor Chaos assisted.

The Coon charged directly at the DC, shredding their get up with his claws. They jumped back with Rocket Boots onto a balcony.

(Battle!

Coon

Mysterion

Mosquito

Toolshed

Vs

Delightful Children from Down the Lane)

Coon, Mysterion, Mosquito and Toolshed charged and charged but the children keep escaping. For starters, Mosquito and Toolshed can technically fly while the Coon and Mysterion take the low grounds, but the DC keep escaping. And attacking them was hardly possible, but they could only land a punch. It was then they can use a recruit. So they took their most requested vigilante. Spaceman of Sector V.

Spaceman appeared from the sky with his solar jetpack, looking up at the DC while his fist was on the ground.

"Well if it isn't Nigel-" The DC quickly gets zapped by a laser." Hey! You haven't-" Coon and Mysterion came from the sides and started bashing Ashley and Lenny. Then came Toolshed and Mosquito, pinning Connie and David. Spaceman took his solar energy and blasted a light beam at Bruce.

KO!

Back to Tupperware, the mech was destroyed by the fantastic effort of Tupperware, Human Kite, Professor Chaos and Fastpass!

"No one can hurt Chaos!" Shouted Tupperware.

The kids all went to the cake to grab a slice. This doesn't concern the South Park heroes at all. But one thing they wanna know is who keeps making these cakes.

"I'm gonna make love to ya, woman!" Sang the Chef from the kitchen who was making another cake.

"CHEF!" Human Kite shouted with joy.

"Hello, children." The Chef smiled.

"Impossible! I thought he was dead!" The Coon shouted.

"I was brought back to life by these children, making me bake their cakes." Chef revealed. "I remember I was a zombie at first, but then I was brought back."

"Dude that's fucked up." Said Super Craig who appeared out of nowhere.

"Wow, they kept Chef a slave f-for a long time without telling us!" Fastpass explained. "Is this why the Kids Next Door wants us to take their cakes?"

"Well duh," said the Coon. "No one bakes better than Chef!"

After defeating the DC one last time, Chef returned to school, cooking for the kids again, this time, baking that delicious cake the DC enjoys for everyome to share.

End Transmission...