School
KND in South Park
Kuki and Hoagie were sitting next to Stan and Kenny.
"Now class," Said Mister Garrison, writing on the chalkboard. "We're gonna start with the basics, what is 9 times 2?"
(Also the DC (Delightful Children) happens to be with them, just because for creator trolls, lolz!)
"Does this class always been this crowded?" Asked the DC to Dogpoo.
"Well, it has been crowded when you five retards sit in one table." Mister Garrison responded. "Who on your five is even sitting down? Who is even a part of 4th grade? Why are all of you different heights than each-" And then Mister Garrison started dumping strange questions at them.
"This is gonna be a long day..." Said Hoagie to Kuki, Stan and Kenny.
"That's what happems when your team looks like the creepy twins from that one old movie." Said Kenny, muffled in his suit. "Now I don't have to look bad."
"What are you saying?" Stan asked.
"I am broke, people think I'm weird, but at least I don't look like the President molested a orphanage mom." Kenny chuckled.
South Park in KND
Cartman and Kyle had sit next to Abby and Wally. (With the DC again because I'm here to give them the eggs of their lives, and not the ones that shitted in their cake since Caked Three, lolz).
The class was taking spelling, and Wally's doing his own things while trying to convince Cartman to witness his genius.
"The fuck is that?!" Shouted Cartman.
"Eric!" Shouted the new teacher, woman, and make-up galore. "What did I tell you about cussing out Wally for the millionth time?!"
"How about the millionth time Ah told you to get this midget a better brain!" Cartman smacks Wally with his hand, while receiving Abby's hat smack on his hand. "Hey, what the fuck?! I was telling the truth!"
"The only truth Numbuh 5 sees is how much ya watch Terrance and Phillips too much!" Abby sighed.
"I'm sorry, Mrs Thompson." Said Kyle.
"Oh, just because you're from South Park too, you think you can help this situation, Kyle?!" Mrs Thompson lashed out.
"Okay, that's fucked up." Said Craig in the back.
"Yeah, what the fuck, Mrs Thompson, you fuckin whore!" Shouted Cartman. Lashing back at Mrs Thompson.
"Why do We struggle with idiots?..." The DC sighed.
"You know you could help by smacking this fatass at least twice a day." Said Kyle. "Instead of being dicks to everyone. I dunno why Clyde even likes you guys."
Back at home, Clyde was watching the broadcast of the DC about to eat their cake.
"Don't judge me." Said Clyde.
(Author's Note): I had fun writing these chapters. I hope you have fun reading them. Thank you all for leaving reviews. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta study more KND and South Park jokes more further. I made two running gags so far. Comment to see if you can find them. And no worries, more Saga Episodes comming up.