(Ashly: Last time, our heroes ran into Brock at the mining site outside pewter city. Brock decided to join them on their journey once again and tomorow they plan to drive team rocket out of Brock's beloved town. However, a mysterious figure is lurking in the moonlight. Who are they and what could their motives be?
Operator 1 : Ashly, I told you to be on the set, not in the sound booth!
Ashly: Well the sign said free donuts and coffee so I took a little detour just like we did in the story. Next time, say who the stuff Is for!
Operator 1: ugh…just get out of here. I'm going to hire Sliph Co to make genetic scanning magnetic locks for this door next time)
(Music: the illusionary Pokemon)
"Ashly, what's like being a girl? Is it fun? And what's do girls mean when they say it's their time of month?" Brock asked eagerly as he was cooking. Ashly was currently lying on the counter in Pokemon form next to the stove and chewing on an Oran Berry he had given her.
"There are some things Boys were never meant to know" Ashly relayed tiredly.
"Oh, ok….can you at least tell me what size your breasts are?" He pleaded.
"NO!" She yelled in his head.
Over at the table near a window, Serena, May, and dawn were in human form. May turned to Dawn when she heard this. "Well…at least Ashly has the sense to keep some stuff privet" she said.
"To be fair, she wasn't a Pokemon before so she wasn't nearly as sharp" Dawn answered.
Serena looked up from the magazine she was flipping through. "Physically or mentally?" she asked.
May and dawn looked at each other. "Both" they said together.
"What do you mean both?" Serena asked them.
"I mean she has metal spears jutting from the top of her alternate form's head, and a ridge of metal spikes on her back. While I've only looked at them, I bet they are capable of slicing through human flesh" May explained.
"Brock, when I was a boy, I thought your flirting with every girl you saw was funny….now that I am one, it's still funny, but also creepy" Ashly told him as she ate the rest of her berry.
"Sorry, if you had lived to be as old as I am, you would end up wanting a romantic partner" Brock answered.
"First of all, you aren't old. Second, I already have one. It's the Dialga we saw when we were helping that Shaymin back in sinnoh" she said.
Brock looked mortified that she had found love before he did.
"What, was it something I said?" She asked.
"It's nothing, I'm fine, so fine, it's very very fine" Brock mumbled sadly while hugging his legs.
Ashly jumped off the counter and landed next to him.
"Come on Brock, you'll find love eventually" she reassured him.
"You really think so?!" He asked eagerly.
"Probably….there's plenty of fish in the sea" she replied.
A couple knocks sounded at the door.
"Who is it?" Brock called, but there was no answer.
"Ashly, can you go check to see who it is?" Gary asked.
"You can do it. I'm tired and you're closer" she snapped.
Gary muttered about her being lazy and walked over and opened the cabin door.
"Who are you kids?" He asked a bunch of slightly younger kids who were outside.
"Oh let them in, those are my brothers and sisters" Brock called.
He stood aside and about twelve boys and girls ran into the cabin.
"OOOOOOH THAT POKEMON IS SO ADORABLE" squealed the girls as e ran over to Ashly and began to pet her.
Brock carried a Pot of stew over to where May, Serena, and Dawn were sitting.
"Why aren't they paying any attention to us?" Dawn asked.
"Because they love small Pokemon. To them, you are just normal people in your current forms" Brock replied.
(End music)
May looked at he stew, then at the kids.
"Maybe after dinner" She said.
"It has been a while since I've had Brock's cooking" agreed Dawn.
Serena looked at the bowl of stew in front of her.
"What's so special about it" she asked.
"Brock is a Pokemon breeder and an excellent chef. He uses his own home grown seasonings sometimes" explained Dawn.
Serena took a bite of the soup and then quickly began to eat it.
"Slow down, there's plenty more" Brock told her.
"Man….why does this feel so good?!" Ashly asked in pokespeak. She was lying on her belly while Brock's siblings were petting her.
Dawn looked over at them.
"Dawn…what are you thinking?" May asked.
"She seems to be enjoying it" dawn mumbled.
"I can't imagine how a bunch of kids touching you all over would feel good" replied Serena.
Dawn put her spoon back into the bowl of soup in front of her a nd stood up. "I can't take it anymore, I want to be loved too" She said as she changed to her Pokemon form and began to walk over to the kids.
Another knock on the door was heard at that moment, causing her to stop and change back to her human one. May opened it this time and saw it was Jack.
"Oh, hi Jack. You left before I could battle you" Gary said as he walked over.
"Save it Gary, I know what you did. I waited at that Pokemon center battlefield all day and you never showed up!" Jack yelled.
"Ok, dude, calm down. nurse joy said you left already so we left as well" Gary protested.
"Don't lie to me…battle me!" Jack told him. He was taking out and enlarging a pokeball.
Serena changed to her Pokemon form and flew over in front of Gary.
"Take it outside you two. I don't need my mining cabin destroyed until I get my gym back" Brock called.
Everyone walked outside behind the house.
(Music: kanto rival/champion battle)
"Go, Spearow!" Yelled Jack who tossed out a pokeball out of which came the Pokemon in question.
Serena flew forward and let out a cry of her species.
"You have some weird Pokemon, I'll give you that. Spearow, Drill Peck!" Jack ordered.
His Pokemon nodded and spiraled into her, knocking her backwards.
"Wing attack" Gary shouted.
Serena's left wing glowed bright and she smacked the bird pokeon.
The Spearow was sent spiraling into the ground.
"Lucky break…return. Caterpie lets go, STRING SHOT!" Jack yelled.
His next pokeball sent out the worm Pokemon Who, upon forming, shot a jet or white silk at Serena, tiring her up and causing her to fall out of the sky.
"Grr..that's cheep. switch out" Gary muttered as he recalled Serena's struggling form into her ball for the time being.
"May, battle time!" He said.
May who was sitting on a rock in human form off to the side changed to her Groudon one and made her way onto the field.
"Caterpie, Use Bug bite!" Jack told it.
"Dodge it…" Gary sighed.
"Counter with your String shot and electroweb combo!" Jack laughed.
Much to everyone's surprise, it actually tied her up and shocked her.
"Now, bug bite!" Jack ordered.
While May was busy clawing at the still sparking mess of string, the Caterpie jumped onto her and began to bite her.
She soon fell over with swirls in her eyes.
"Dawn" Gary called.
She walked up as a palkia and growled a bit.
"Dragon breath!" He shouted.
A purple glow formed in her mouth and then a beam of energy shot into the caterpie, sending it tumbling away.
"Switch out, go Bedrill" Jack laughed, "Rapid fire Twin needle!"
"Beeeedill-Ill-ill-ill-ill" his Pokemon called as it began to fire off its twin needle like a mini gun.
Dawn quickly collapsed from the constant attacks.
"Ashly, You're all I got, Use Dragonbreath!"
"Dodge and weave, Bedrill….and you know what I mean by that" Jack scoffed.
It rapidly flew around Ashly and began to tie her up with its string shot move, likely learned before it evolved the first time.
"Oh come on, seriously?!" Gary yelled as Ashly was left in a very revealing position with her rear turned up and her head between her front legs while her two hind ones were spread out.
(End music)
After the battle, they went back into Brock's house.
Gary sent Ashly and her friends out. All of whom were still either fainted or tied up.
"So that's what loosing a battle feels like….." Groaned May while Brock was using rubber gloves to pull the electrified webbing off of her.
"So didn't that hurt?" Gary asked.
"IT WAS AWESOME" Dawn yelled.
"Yeah! I've never felt like that before!" Added Serena.
Brock shrugged.
"It kinda looked like you were in a bit of pain" he noted.
"Initially, yeah. But it's so much fun!" Said Ashly.
"You do realize we can see everything, right?" Dawn asked.
"EEP…" She squeaked before struggling to get out of the string shot move.
"That's cute…" Gary chuckled.
"Well, it's getting pretty late out, let's all go to bed" Brock suggested.
Everyone said good night, then got situated and fell asleep.
(After Their initial battle against Jack, our heroes have unfortunately come out the losers. However, a new day awaits as does their first battle against the Team Rocket Organization….)
Ashly then sticks her head out of the closing circle. "Hey, I'm still tied up!" She whines before it shuts completely.
(…next time!)