Random thing before the story: So, my friend sneezes a lot when he does. Its like short bursts ig. Anyways these bitches fucking look at him, and scoot away, and I look up and glare at them with my death stare. Basically if it happens again ima get into a fight my dudes. Anyways, a bit of fluff to make up for all the angst!


"Hercules! Hurry up mon amour!" Lafayette whined.

"One sec!" Hercules appeared from the kitchen.

"I got wine and popcorn, now will you tell me what movie we're gonna watch?"

"No, because we are not watching a movie!" Lafayette snickered.

"wHat?"

"Indeed, we are going Ice Skating!"

"BUT I MADE POPCORN! AND I BOUGHT WINE!" Hercules complained.

"Movie after!"

"But the popcorn will be stale!" He whined.

"Eat it in the car!"

"Fine..." Hercules huffed.

"You mignon dork," Laf said before grabbing his hand and dragging him out to the car.


Hercules slipped and fell... again.

"Laf I'm no good at this!" He complained.

"Just keep trying mon amour!"

After about five minuets, Hercules could move around without falling. He wasn't nearly as graceful as Lafayette, but it was enough for him.

"Laf! Laf look! I'm not falling!"

"I told you you would get it! Good job cher!" Laf said.

He then slipped and fell. "MERDE!"

Hercules burst into laughter before falling as well and landing in front of him.

"Hi."

"Hi."

Beat.

They both started laughing.

"Lets go home, mon cher."

"I'm cool with that."

They ended up watching 'Love, Simon' before falling asleep.


Oof, this one was kinda short, probably because I wasn't spewing my feelings into it, but I hope y'all enjoyed anyways!