Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess

by Acoustic Ghost

Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand the fires of a Great war... or at least until Thursday. Whichever some first.

5. Jonin- Team Selection meeting

CAT: Naruto

Title: Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Sarada/Chocho, AnkoXHana

Summary: Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand a war... or at least until Thursday.

What's up everyone. Had a good night last night. I went and Saw WWE LIVE! Some really fun stuff. Been a fan of that since I was a kid, but we not here to tal about that. You here to Read what I wrote. And get hyped for the next chapter.

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Habu2010: Already on it

Mike202303: That's more or less due to the way I currently have them written. Hinata likes Sasuke and Sasuke is least annoyed by her. They're fallout- if that's what i'm really going to do- will more or less have to due with Clan politics.

The BlackEntity: Hell no! I currently have the story the way I like it. I have other reasons, but Hinata X Naruto in any form is starting to bore me. Maybe i'll write a Naruto X Hinata story in the future, but not now.

"Don't underestimate us!" speech

"We are more then the sum of our parts," thought/Flashback

"Try us if you want," Communications over distance

"We won't fold," demon/Boss summon speech/ Jutsu

"That is our Ninja way," Demon/Boss summon thought

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Chapter 5: Jonin- Team Selection meeting

Location: Konoha

Place: Mitarashi/ Inuzuka residence (Soon to be only Mitarashi Residance)

Time: 0900 (Thursday)

The sun shined into the room on the second floor of the newly bought House of Inuzuka Hana and her Fiance- and by Inuzuka Clan standards Mate- Mitarashi Anko. The duo had been engaged for almost a year in secret and the only people who knew where their 'kids'. Around year two into the training period, Anko and Hana had officially began dating. Anko was actually the one to profess her love to Hana. Who would have thought that Anko of all people was a romantic at heart. The duo planned to wait until next spring to be wed officially. The reason for the secrecy was because homosexuality was something that wasn't something that wasn't prohibited, but frowned upon. Konoha Charter actually prohibited two people of the same sex from getting married unless they could prove that they had intentions of either fostering a child or having someone impregnate/ surrogate them. Those the two kept their relationship a carefully guarded secret.

Hana opened her eyes and sat up in bed, naked and hair flowing behind her, bite marks covered her neck and breasts. She strached to work out the kincks in her body. She was also very satisfied by her fiance. Both she and Anko liked biting and a bit of pain, Anko receiving pain more so then giving it. Anko also liked using toys... lots and lots of really kinky toys. Oh Kami that buttplug and dog tail last night. Hana always wanted a tail. The Dog-girl favored at her lover with a smile. Looking at the sleeping Anko, Hana couldn't believe how lucky she was that Anko accepted her as her one and only lover. For a long time the Duo did a lot of sleeping around, bar hopping and flirting. It came to a head and the duo confessed their feelings for each other, with a little help from their kids. Once that was done, the duo stopped sleeping around. They still went to bars, but only left home with each other and no other man or woman.

Hana looked at the cloak and sighed. It was time to get up or Anko would be late.

"Wake up my beautiful viper," said Hana kissing Anko's temple.

Anko groaned and rolled over. "It's to early to get up Hana-chan," said Anko.

Hana chucked. "Sorry My Viper, but today is rather important," said Hana before she gave a sharp whistle with her thumb and forefinger.

Anko's eyes widened hearing that! She had just enough time to sit up before the door burst open as the Haimaru brothers came came rushing in. The three large Huskie like nin-dogs have the same grey fur with white undersides and short pointed ears. That had been with Hana ever since she was six years old and were as important to her as her own life. They jumped on the bed and began to lick Anko on her face, and feet. Anko yelled in surprise and fell out of the bed and on her plump ass. Uno, the eldest brother and Anko's favorite came up to her and licked her face. Hana couldn't help herself and began to laugh out loud.

Anko glared at her lover and her companions, as she rubbed Uno's head. "Very funny Hana-chan. No treats for you Uno," said Anko making the dog whimper slightly.

Hana laughed. "Come on Anko-chan. It was my fault not theirs," said The Dog girl with a grin on her face.

Anko smirked and climbed back onto the bed before putting a hand on Hana's cheek. "Oh I know that sweet girl. That's why I'm breaking out the gag, full body suit with no ass cover and crotch zipper, and Bitch-breaker tonight and your ass is mine. Literally," said Anko making Hana whimper.

It was going to be both enjoyable and hell all rolled into one.

Anko jumped out of bed and walked into the bathroom. The Snake Mistress of Konoha turned on the shower to wash the dog slobber off her face. Hana herself got up and went into the closet and picked out Anko's clothes and put her own on. Hana normally took showers and baths at night, so she was often able to get ready early in the morning. Working in the Inuzuka Clan clnic was what the Chunin loved to do. It also didn't hurt that she had rudimentary Medic training. She was also one of 30 Licensed veterinarians in the entire Clan of 200 plus.

Anko walked out and dried herself off. Midway though the training Anko had tested for her Jonin status. She missed the mark on Taijutsu and was granted the Rank of Special Jonin. Anko had been salty about it for weeks but she stood strong for Hana and there kids. Anko pulled on her new clothes that Hana had brought her. The new clothes were a purple sleeveless Kimono over her fishnet body suit that stopped at the top of her breasts, skin tight black pants, purple high heeled kunoichi boots, a white Obi-sash, purple arm warmers, with blue knuckle plates.

"How do I look?" asked Anko with a blush.

Hana's eyes roamed over Anko and her eyes turned slightly feral. "If you didn't have to go to the Jonin meeting I would rip those clothes off and show you how much I love you right now," growled Hana in lust.

Anko smiled at her love before kissing her, before she left. Hana sighed, before she got up. She had to go to work. She really didn't want to be at the clinic today. But Inuko would have her head if she didn't cover her shift today. The old Bitch was a real bitch to her at times.

Location: Konoha

Place: Hokage's Tower

Time: 1000 (Thursday)

Hatake Kakashi was one of Konoha Elite Jonin. While Elite Jonin wasn't it actual rank it actually pro-tainted to the fact that as a Jonin he had completed several S-ranked missions alone. However Kakashi was only One of the two hundred and fifty Jonin that Konoha had, and one of maybe 40 that held the Elite Status before the rank itself. Currently he was one of only a hand full of Jonin that was in attendance at this meeting with the Hokage, The Hokage's Council, Jonin, and select Special Jonin. However this was an invitational meeting only. Currently only 25 Jonin and 10 Special Jonin were in attendance. The Jonin were the most elite forces in Konoha. Sure there was the ANBU Black ops unit, but that was comprised of those hand selected by the Hokage, the ANBU commander, and Hokage's council. It wasn't a matter of power with them, it was a matter of what will and won't they do in the name of the Hokage and Konoha.

Kakashi himself was once an ANBU member. He had been personally recruited by his Sensei and served until a little over 10 years as an ANBU member. He left and gave his rank of Captain to his subordinate Neko. For security reasons No ANBU member knew the names of any member of their squad. He was reading a book as he kept an eye out on everyone one in the room. Only two people really caught his eye at the moment, considering that they were two of the most powerful Jonin in the village.

He looked to the left and saw fellow Jonin and member of the 12 Guardian Ninja, personal guards of the Land of Fire's Dymiyo, Sarutobi Asuma. A personal friend to Kakashi and a man he served on the frontlines with during the 3rd Shinobi war. He was ranked as the third Strongest Elite Jonin in Konoha right behind Might Guy and Himself. He was a quite tall man. Standing at 6'2 with the build of a silver back gorilla, black hair, and matching beard. He wore the standard Konoha Shinobi attire of a Green Vest, blue pants, and a long sleeve shirt, and bandages wrapped around the arms of his sleeves. And around his waist was a Sash that had the kanji for "Fire" (火) marked on it

His eye found Asuma's secret/not so secret girlfriend Yuhi Kurenai. Kurenai was one of the most beautiful women in the village. Currently she placed number 1 by all the Jonin and Chunin in the Males Codex. Kakashi's vote actually went to Anko, but Kurenai was beautiful in a more classy way. She stood at 5'6" with beautifully tanned skin that was attached to long legs and C-cup breasts. Ashen black hair that was styled somewhat messy, red eyes that had an extra ring in them that were narrowed in annoyance, she wore red mesh armor blouse with only the right sleeve visible. Over all, this is very broad material which resembles bandages with a pattern on it similar to those of rose thorns. Her hands and upper thighs are also wrapped in bandages and she wears the Konoha headband and regular shinobi sandals. Kurenai according to her rival Anko was a prudish bitch! While Kurenai was a Jonin she would be better suited for the rank of Special Jonin as Kurenai's skills in Ninjutsu and Taijutsu were Mid-chunin at best. It was mostly thanks to her Mother's influence in the Shinobi Council that she managed to get the rank.

"I wish the old man would get here already," said Asuma. "I kinda hoping to get back to my duites,"

"You mean protecting the house and the over prevailed third Wife and eighth child of the Fire Dyamio visits once in a blue moon?" asked Kurenai with a glare. "A rather stunning young woman if i remember correctly,"

Asuma shrugged his shoulders. One of his many duties was to look after the Daiymo's residence and his family when they were in the village. It was an on going S-ranked mission. Considering that his 3rd Wife stayed in Konoha as the Ambassador between the village and the Land of Fire Capital. She was the reason that konoha had the most infamous D-ranked capture Tora mission. The village gained maybe 6 percent of it's revnouce from that woman alone.

The door opened and in walked Anko. The minute she walked in Kakashi and Asuma were quite surprised at her attire. Anko was known to wear provocative clothing as a means to an end. Especially when she was in a middle of a fight. Many men couldn't stop themselves, but look at her rather sizable asstes. Even Kakashi and Asuma couldn't stop themselves. Especially when she offered them a really good time in the past. Many a day in the past Kakashi woke from a drunken haze with his dick buried in Anko. Ah good times. Asuma himself had 'cheated' on Kurenai several times with Anko himself. Of course Kurenai knew, but Didn't blame him since Anko did have her fair share of seduction mission (1)

However Kurenai glared as Anko walked into the room. "What are you doing here Mitarashi-san? This is an invitation only meeting For Jonin and Special jonin. I'm sure that they wouldn't invite a woman such as yourself to such a prestige event as this," said Kurenai walking up to Anko and getting in her face.

Anko grinned at Kurenai. "Is that anyway to talk to an old friend you uptight bitch? Besides I was invited to this meeting. I am a special Jonin if you remember. I've been a Special Jonin for... oh 2 years while you've only been a Jonin for 6 months. I only missed the Mark by Taijutsu alone. I can still kick your ass Kurenai... Or do you want a repeat from the Chunin Exams from 8 years ago, semi-finals?" asked Anko. "I had you stripped naked and bound with Snakes that licked your overflowing cunt. Made you cum in front of everyone, like the trash talking tramp you are,"

Kakashi sighed hearing this. He remembered that Exam. Anko had been ruthless in her domination of Kurenai. Before that the two had a somewhat decent friendship, but it had been shattered months before the fight. He didn't know the full story, but From what Kakashi understood Kurenai had been trashing Anko behind her back and praising her to her face. Anko's retribution at the time wasn't pretty. It Gave kakashi blue balls for a week.

Kurenai blushed in rage. "You little bitch!" growled out Kurenai before she regained her compose. "That was years ago. I've become much stronger and will never allow something like that to happen again," said Kurenai.

"And I was just sitting on my ass for the last 8 years!? Between training my students, Hana, and myself I'm more then ready for a rematch," said Anko.

"Oh right the dog girl. Tell me are you into bestiality as well or do you just munch on her carpet.

Kakashi got between them as he saw the warning signs. "Take it easy now. We're all friends here," said Kakashi.

"A friend wouldn't..." started Anko.

Before anything else could be said six poofs of smoke appeared in the room. Two at the door, two at the at the center walls and the final two appearing besides the Hokage and Councl's desk. Another poof of smoke appeared revealing the Commander of the ANBU black ops division and the person everyone called 'Konoha's strongest. ANBU Dragon ot Ryu. He or she only stood at 5'2" a dragon mask covered their face so no one could see what lay underneath, even their hair was a mystery as the hair that was attached to the mask was white and waist length. Instead of the standard ANBU armor they wore a black version of it that had a single paladain shoulder guard with a cape attached to it, black form fitting pants, and a pair of black gauntlets. Unlike other ANBU that had a single sword across their back, Ryu keep two short swords on either side of his body.

"ATTENTION!" yelled Ryu. Their voice hard to pinpoint because they used a Jutsu to chance the pitch and tone.

Every shinobi and Kunoichi in the room stood stright as a board with their hands to their sides. The ANBU by the door opened them and allowed Hiruzen and his Council Shima Danzo, Mitokado Homura, and Utatane Koharu. All members of the legendary Team Toshirama. The most powerful Shinobi from their generation. The Professor, The Dankness Shinobi, The Man with the Strongest fists, and the Sealing Queen. Between the four of them was more then 1000 completed S-ranked missions, 40 battles won, and the complete decimation of The Village Hidden the Darkness some odd 30 years ago. These Four like the Sannin were living legends and despite their Age, each was arguably still strong enough to destory a Village alone. They took their seats as Dragon kneeled.

"At ease," said Sarutobi as he and the others took their seats. He took off his hat and placed it on the desk. "Sorry for the delay. The Civilian Council wanted to go over some things,"

"It's fine Hokage-sama we live by the Will of Fire to serve the Mighty Tree of Konoha," said Kakashi acting as spokesmen for the assembled Jonin.

"Let us not waste time and began the meeting. We have other matters to attend to before the day is out," said Danzo more annoyed then he normally would be.

"We are here to discuss and talk about the potential teams and sensei's for the next great Generation of the Hidden Leaf Village," said Homaru.

"The Class is filled with prodigies and Clan heirs. Specifically Uchiha's Sasuke and Sarada, Mitsuki, Akamichi Chocho, Hyuga Hinata, and Uzumaki Naruto" said Koharu.

Kakashi raised a brow at this. He hadn't heard anything about the son of his Sensei in.. years. While he had once asked to be Naruto's guardian he retracted the offer. Kakashi had to broken at the time to truly take of himself let alone an infant. He as sure that Hiruzen had turned him over to the Root Program or even that ANBU to train up into the Village's strongest weapon. Jinchiruki were often weaponized by their villages. He knew that Kushina-nee had been the Previous Jinchiruki of the Kyubi, but before that Kakashi had no knowledge. To hear that he was continued among the prodigies and Clan heirs was shocking to say the least.

"Hokage-sama if I may, but why those three. I can Understand the others. Uchiha Sasuke has shown promise not since the likes of Itachi and Kakashi, Hinata's command of the Gentle fist is second to none in her age group. Even Mitsuki is the Son of Jiraiya and Orochiko, even without him knowing about it. What about the other three?" asked Asuma. (2)

"Mitarashi-san here 6 years ago brought three academy files to me and an entire folder of ideas that I have'nt seen since the likes of the Second War. I looked though them with my council and approved it after weighing the pros and cons. Mitarashi-san showed us that Konoha has many types of teams from tracking teams to assault teams, but we didn't have an All-rounder team. Uchiha Sarada, Akamichi Chocho, and Uzumaki Naruto were the perfect candidates to test this out on. Uchiha-san is the last living direct decedent of Uchiha Madara meaning that she has talent and potential that has yet to be tapped. Chocho is the only child of a captured Kumo Kunoichi with the Black Lightning Release bloodline. Fused with the Akamichi Bloodline, she's an offensive nightmare in the making. Uzumaki-san has enough chakra to match anyone in this room including myselfalong with his raw talent in avoiding my ANBU and sensor Ninjas he could easily be a S-ranked Shinobi someday provided that he is guided down the right path," said Hiruzen.

Anko frowned at that line. "What do you mean by right path?" thought Anko filing that away for later

"So they are part of the graduating class?" asked Kurenai.

"Yes they are and Anko will continue as their sensei with the occasional help from a Few others as part of the Program," said Hiruzen.

"Hokage-sama if my I," said Kurenai rising her hand.

Hiruzen nodded. "You may proceed Jonin Yuhi," said Hiruzen.

"You said that Anko-san trained these children and you have no intention of separating them? Correct?" asked Kurenai.

Hiruzen nodded.

"What is your point Jonin Yuhi?" asked Danzo.

"While I have no problems with her continuing on as their Sensei I must protest her giving them the Genin Exam," said Kurenai.

Anko narrowed her eyes. "And why is that Yuhi-san?" asked Anko trying to keep the venom- and other toxins- out of her voice.

Kurenai turned to Anko. "You trained them for six years. That means that you've had time to grow attached. Grow complacent with them... Maybe coddle them. That is something that can not be overlooked. If you allowed them to just pass without a word or even a test and they don't make the cut, we'll have raised time and resources for nothing," said Kurenai crossing her arms.

"Are you accusing me of having compromised judgment?" asked Anko heatedly.

"I am," said Kurenai.

"You can take your thoughts and cram them!" hissed out Anko.

"Enough you two!" said Hiruzen.

The two glared at each other for a moment, before the sound of swords being unsheathed caught their ear. Knowing that they were going to far, both women backed down.

"She is not wrong though Hiruzen. Mitarashi-san has been working with these children for the last 6 years. Perhaps her judgment is questionable not in her training, but when it comes to those three," said Koharu.

"Then what do you propose?" asked Hiruzen. "We've sunk time, money, and resources into this project. We can't very well ignore it,"

"How about a substitute in place of Anko-san," said kakashi catching everyone's attention. "Anko knows them better then anyone. Anko could voche for them being excellent Shinobi for the village in the future that is a somewhat bias option. However if you used... say Jonin Mighto Gai, one who has never met them or interacted with them as a basis then we can validate her claims without fear,"

"Your correct," said Hiruzen. "Ryu Do you have a proper substitute?"

"I do actually," said Ryu with a smile. He gave five quick bursts of Chakra.

A poof of smoke appeared in the room. In a kneeling position was a young woman. If she stood at her full height she would stand about 5'5" with C-cup breasts, long purple hair, wearing a porcelain mask resembling a cat with three red stripes — one vertical stripe on the forehead and two horizontal stripes, one on each cheek. She also wears the standard Anbu uniform, consisting of black and grey armour, metal arm guards and a katana strapped to her back. She has the signature Anbu tattoo on her right shoulder. This was ANBU Captain Neko, leader of ANBU squad 5.

"You summoned me Ryu-taicho?" asked Neko.

"I did Neko-san. Hokage-sama has a mission for you," said Ryu.

"Captain Neko... you will act as replacement for Anko to give the test to Team 6, Uchiha Sarada, Akamichi Chocho, and Uzumaki Naruto. Your are to use no more then 40 percent of your full power to evaluate them to see if they are capable of being Shinobi of the Hidden Leaf Village.

Anko took a gulp of air. This was not good... not good at all.

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And Cut. So normally we don't get to see anything like this. An Entire background. While not focused on the Main characters we learned something About Kurenai and Anko. Normally Anko, Hana, Yuago, and Kurenai are inseparable friends. But in this story I changed it up by a lot. Anko and Hana are lovers/ best friends, Yuago knows them, but isn't a friend of theirs, and Kurenai has friends outside of the Jonin ranks such as Academy teacher Sasume (?)

This is going to be interesting.

A/N

1: Seduction Missions don't mean that she slept with her Target. One or two occasions yes, but not always. Anko is a Master of that Along with Silent Assassination.

2: Mic Drop That's right folks Mitsuki in this story is the son of two Sannin. Not the traditional set either. Also