CAT: Naruto
Title: Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Sarada/Chocho, AnkoXHana
Summary: Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand a war... or at least until Thursday.
What's up everyone! Sorry for the chapter delay. I took a Hiatus (unknowingly) because of work. It's one of those things that you don't think about until you start writing. Anyway i'm good now onto the reviews.
Dark link M Smith: Compared to the things that I've done to Haku, Hiyasu, and others this was nice. Besides if you've read my story Club Rose you'd realize that Hana's getting off light with her condition.
Riot Bringer: That would be a copout on my part. And Like I said, the pairing are set. This won't become a generic harem story.
Spark681: That would be spoilers.
"Don't underestimate us!" speech
"We are more then the sum of our parts," thought/Flashback
"Try us if you want," Communications over distance
"We won't fold," demon/Boss summon speech/ Jutsu
"That is our Ninja way," Demon/Boss summon thought
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Chapter 15: Countdown- Chunin Exams
Location:Konoha
Place: Trio house
Time: 1400 (Monday)
Sarada sat on her couch laying on Naruto's lap, the smell's of Chocho's cooking was filling the air. After the events of the bridge, taking a day to return to Konoha due to Kakashi and Sasuke's injuries. After giving their report they were allowed to have the week off after dropping Sasuke and Kakashi off at the hospital the group arrived back at their home and decided to rest. That was a day ago. The minute they hit their bed they were out like a light. Even Anko decided to stay in the spare room. All of them woke around the same time, about two hours ago. Chocho went to the market and got food,Anko was currently in the built in onsen, while Naruto and Sarada were watching Princess Gale: Rise of a warrior Princess the 4th movie in the installment with a Fifth movie set to began production by the time the Chunin exam rolled around. (1)
"This is so unrealistic," groaned Sarada.
Naruto chuckled at this. "I know what you mean. I've never heard of a justu where you thrust your sword and destory and entire army over the power of friendship!"
"The power of friendship is bullshit. The power of swords is where it's at," said Sarada trying not to laugh.
Naruto joined his lover in laughed for a good minute, beore knocking sounded on the door. Naruto got up to answer thinking that it's Chocho with the food. Naruo opened the door to find Hana there. He opened his mouth to greet her, only to be tackled to the ground by the woman. That's when Naruto noticed her tears and running makeup.
"Naruto I need you to impregnate me!" screamed the woman who was in a near panic.
"WHAT!" YELLED Sarada, Anko, and Chocho the latter two walked in.
Naruto managed to get Hana off him and walked her to the couch. "Hana-kaa... I think you need to explain more to us," said Naruto.
The group settled in for a long story.
Location: Konoha
Place: Tobirama Memorial Hospital
Time: Same time as above
The Tobirama Memorial Hospital was one of Konoha's most well protected locations with only the Hokage's Tower, and Shinobi Academy. It was a 8 floor building that could house upwards of 3000 patients at a time. Currently it only housed about 600, due to injuries on missions. Currently two of those rooms were occupied by Uchiha Sasuke and Hatake Kakashi on the third floor for severe chakra exhaustion and the like. It was for this very reason that Mikoto and Danzo were visiting. Not Kakashi, but Sasuke.
They approached the counter where two people currently stood. The first was a pink haired girl who had her hair cut short, while the other was a purple haired girl with brown eyes. Both were cute in their own way. They also wore Leaf village head bands, blue kunoichi shorts and the white medical ninja jackets with black shirts under them, as well Kunai pouches. Haruno Sakura and Yamagauchi Ami were Genin of the medical ninja Program and assigned to Medical Response Unit 24.
The once bully and victam had come to have a certain level of comradary over the last 2 months into the program. They were the only two to stick as Ami's friends didn't find it appealing to be reserve members of the Ninja forces and instead transferred over to be civilian medics. Thus with little access to others in their age and graduation group they bonded and became fast friends. (2)
"I still can't believe you said yes to that weird guy Sakura-chin!" said Ami. "I mean sure the braid was a nice touch, but those eyebrows and his rant on youth was freaky as hell!"
"Come on Ami-chan, Lee-kun isn't that bad. He's just a bit hyperactive is all. Besides that he's really sweet. He came to pay a visit to his senseni and teammate," said Sakura.
Ami smirked. "Hyperactive in the sack you mean. I heard you two in the bathroom during lunch break," said the purple haired girl.
Sakura's face turned atomic. "Don't say such things out loud Ami-chan! Besides all we did was kiss," said Sakura turning away from her friend.
"That's not what i heard. 'Yes Lee-kun, eat that pink pussy cat!" Ami said as she mimicked a Sakura moaning.
"I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE!" threatened Sakura making Ami laugh at her friend.
"Sometimes women and their gossip scare even me a man who has fought in two great wars," thought Danzo.
Mikoto gave a quiet chuckle. "To be a young girl again," said Mikoto getting their attention.
Both girls looked and their eyes widened and they blushed in embarrassment. "Uchiha-sama, Shima-sama. Welcome," said the two girls bowing.
"We're sorry that you walked in on that conversation," said Ami.
"It's fine. Your still young and haven'y acquired a veteran's nack for doing things," said Mikoto.
"We're here to see Sasuke-san," said Danzo.
Sakura nodded as she picked up the clipboard and looked at it for a moment. "Here it is. I'll take you to Sasuke-san's room," said Sakura.
Danzo raised an eyebrow at this. Ever since the massacre of the Uchiha Clan Danzo-with Mikoto's permission of course- kept careful track of all the girls who 'liked' Sasuke. While Mikoto planned to push for the CRA for the Uchiha clan, they planned to use those fan girls to just bluster the numbers quickly. If each of Sasuke's 20 plus Fan girls gave birth within the next 2-6 years the Uchiha Clan could be back to a capable fighting force in 20 odd years . Danzo had no less then 5 no more then 20 hand picked that would get the best results for genetically powerful children. Even two ROOT members that were young enough and were quite strong had presented the correct markers to have children that would be about 40 percent stronger then Sasuke's other children, except one. Danzo actually had Chairmen Haruno's child as a top five prospects, but her growing skills in medicine and combat she was to valuable to give up to breeding at the moment.
They arrived at the room and were allowed in. "Remember that visiting hours are almost over, even for family," said Sakura.
Mikoto bowed her head. "Thank you Sakura-san," said Mikoto.
They entered the room and saw Sasuke sitting up in the bed. His eyes were bandaged over. A precation since he had strained his eyes during the Wave mission. He looked to the door as the Duo entered.
"Kaa-san, Danzo-sama," said Sasuke.
"I'm surprised that you were able to tell it was us son," said Mikoto with a smile.
"I can still train in bed. I just trained my senses," said Sasuke.
"While that is impressive young Sasuke your mother and I are here to talk to you about the CRA," said Danzo.
"Not interested," said Sasuke.
Mikoto frowned. "Why not?" asked Mikoto.
"If the Uchiha are to return to our place as the strongest of Konoha's clans and defenders, then it needs to be Sarada and I who birth the next great head of our family," said Sasuke.
"While we're not denying your right to get with Sarada-san we need you to at least impregnate four women. Of course the village will provide the mothers with financial stability while they raise your children in the Uchiha district. You yourself will be elevated to the rank of Chunin following the next exam that way you can take your mother's place on the council freeing her of one of the Three seats she controls and the burdens that come with it," said Danzo.
Sasuke frowned. "Three seats? I was only aware of the Uchiha and the Police force seats,"
Mikoto chuckled. "Normally you'd be correct Sasuke-chan, but this is an A-ranked screat. Technically your not suppose to know this. I hold the seat of The Police Cheif, The Uchiha Clan head and the Uzumaki Clan. Currently I am politically the 3rd strongest person in the village right behind Hokage-sama and Danzo-sama,"
"Uzumaki? As in Naruto?" asked Sasuke.
"Hai. The Uzumaki back during the Waring Clans Era or more commonly know as the first Shinobi War, were as powerful as the Senju and Uchiha clans. However they mostly kept to themselves at the Edding Tides Country... I think it was slightly south of Water Country, in the most dangerous parts on the Sakara Seas. The current's of cold and warm clash there making powerful whirlpools. The Uzumaki clan that lived there were insanely powerful in not only their life force, Chakra, and Kenjutsu, but their most deadly skills, the Art of sealing. Their clan was impressively strong they were as powerful as the Uchiha and Senju at our heights. When the village was founded the Uzumaki helped create it. They were granted a seat on the council as a founding clan same at the Uchiha and Senju. Because of a combination of natural disaster and an surprise attack curing the 3rd Shinobi war they were almost wiped out with only one known survivor. My best friend, Rival, and your godmother. Uzumaki Kushina. When Kushina died and I was granted custody of Uzumaki Naruto, I gained control the Uzumaki seat by proxy because I am Naruto's godmother," said Mikoto with a smile. (3)
"Does the rest of the council know this?" asked Sasuke trying to process what he had heard.
"Only the Hokage, Hokage's council, The ANBU commander Ryu, Head Jonin Shikaku
"And Like you I've put in a word with Councilmen Haruno to have Naruto-kun put into the CRA as of the end of the Chunin exams that will come up in the next three months,"
Location: Konoha
Place: Trio home
Time 1700 (Monday)
"Here Hana-kaa," said Chocho handing Hana a cold glass with a colorful drink in it.
Hana took it with a smile as she downed it. After coming in as she did Anko and the others managed to get her to calm down enough so she could talk about what happened. She told them everything that happened. The groups collective blood was boiling. Naruto and Anko marched to the door and were about to walk out and go the Inuzuka Den' to reign hell on Hana. They were stopped by Chocho jumping in the way with her kanabo. Sarada got behind them.
"Get the hell out of our way," said Naruto his chakra currently flared to the point just before it would start to affect the surrounding area.
"Family doesn't let family make mistakes. I'm not going to allow you throw your life away just to attack Tsume!" said Chocho countering Naruto's own chakra flare.
"Move Cho-chan," growled Anko as black flame like tattoos began to lick at the edges of her neck.
"We can't do that," said Sarada as she thumbed her sword. "Even if we have to stop you,"
"STOP!" yelled Hana making everyone stand down. This is exactly what I didn't want to happen. That;s why I asked Naruto to impregnate me. I would never do anything to jeopardize our family! Never!"
Regaurdless of blood, love, or anything. The group, this tight little group was family. Chocho and Sarada both hugged the now crying Hana. Anko made a fist and put it though a wall! Naruto knew how Anko felt. He loved Hana. They all did. Not the same as Anko, but he still loved her like family. He would burn the entire world if anyone fucked with those he loved.
"This is so FUCKED!" yelled Anko.
"I know," said Hana with tears in her eyes. "I don't want to hurt our family like this. Having sex with Naruto-kun would feel like a betrayal, but I trust him more then any male in Konoha. SO that's why I asked. Anko-chan, Sara-chan, Cho-chan, Naruto-kun... I would never betray you all like this. I would never betray the love of OUR family. The Inuzuka maybe my clan, but you are my family. So if I must beg the two girls I love like my own, my lover and the boy who I watched grow into a powerful young man, then I will Allow Naruto-kun to impregnate me!"
Hana fell to the ground head touching the ground.
Everyone looked between themselves. Never had a member of their family been in such ditress that they would bow to another member and beg for them to do something. Naruto got to a knee and helped Hana up.
"Hana-kaa... you know i'd do anything for you. So here's the deal... I'll do everything in my power to find away for you and Anko-kaa to have a child by the end of the Chunin exams. If not... I'll do it," said Naruto.
"Are you sure?" asked Hana.
Sarada got to her knees. "We care about you Hana-kaa," siad Sarada.
Chocho hugged Hana from behind. "If this is how we save you so be it," said Chocho.
Anko kneeled before her girlfriend. "Don't get any ideas about joining Naruto's little harem. Even if you do end up having his brat your mine," grinned Anko.
The little group laughed at what Anko said allowing their bond to deepen over this incident.
However the group knew deep down that they were now on the clock. T-minus three months to the Chunin exams.
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And cut. This isn't my worst chapter, but something felt off with it. Maybe it's just because I didn't have a lot of time to write it out or maybe I was just tired. Who knows. Anyway next chapter starts the Chunin exams.
Also for those who are wondering about the fact that I added Sakura and Ami into this chapter and made them friends... that would be telling now.
A/N
1: do i need to say it.
2: Believe it or not i actually became good friends with a person who use to bully me later on in life. We've been out of contact for a while due to the fact we now live in different cities.
3: I may or may not have hinted at the fact that Mikoto had three seats on the council. I don't remember, but this was always the plan.