CAT: Naruto

Title: Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Sarada/Chocho, AnkoXHana

Summary: Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand a war... or at least until Thursday.

What's up everyone! How everyone doing today? No answer. Okay. I'm going to get right on to the show!"

"Don't underestimate us!" speech

"We are more then the sum of our parts," thought/Flashback

"Try us if you want," Communications over distance

"We won't fold," demon/Boss summon speech/ Jutsu

"That is our Ninja way," Demon/Boss summon thought

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Chapter 16: Countdown! Chunin Exams...

Location: Konoha

Place: streets

Time: 1400 (A week before the Chunin Exams)

Haruno Sakura walked down the village streets yawning. Thanks to the fact that the Chunin Exams were a week away, assignments had been given out. She had been assigned to the medical teams that were to be called into the areas if something happened. She was even given a different uniform. A slate gray affair with a green armband that had her rank on it and official position in the exams. Everyone assigned to the exams were suppose to start wearing the clothes today. However they didn't have one in Sakura's size so they had to have one ordered.

As she rounded a corner someone ran into her. She looked down and saw that grandchildren of the Hokage, Honorable Elder Koharu and Honorable elder Homura. Sakura let out a sigh as she looked at the kids. For some reason the trio of Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi had come to look up to her and Ami. Often calling them Sis Probably because the Duo were often assigned to help Ebisu-sensei work with them. Since they were the grandchildren of the Honorable Hokage and Elders they were given special treatment.

"Ko-kun! You ran into Sakura-san!" yelled Moegi, the orange haired girl with cherry cheeks.

"Konohamaru Ebisu-sensei is going to be mad at us!" yelled Udon, a bowl cut haired boy with large round glasses.

Konohamaru grinned at Sakura. He had his hair spiked the the typical Sarutobi fashion. "Sorry Sis,"

"It's fine. What are you three doing anyway? Shouldn't you be in school?" asked Sakura putting her hands on her hips.

"We had the day off from school. We were on our way to play ninja with some of our friends. Want to play with us sis?" asked Konohamaru.

Sakura sighed. Ninja was basically a combination of Hide-n-Seek, Tag, and Capture. The kids would either go into Free for all or group play. The 'It' in question would count to 20 before they went after their 'target's. The team that either captured or found the most enemies won. Sakura never really played as a kid since her and Ino were more interested in flower arranging and tea ceremonies.

"Why not?" said Sakura giving them a smile. "I don't have much going on at the moment,"

The kids cheered, before they took off. Sakura sighed and went to follow them when she heard Konoha Hamaru yell. Eyes widening in horror she rushed around the corner and saw Konohamaru held in the air by a kid wearing a full black suit with his hood up and purple war paint on his face, on his back was a massive package that was wrapped in bandages.

Behind him off to the right was a girl who was older then Sakura maybe 18 or 19 with full curves and a body that seemed tailor made for seduction, sandy blonde hair pulled into four ponytails, green eyes, wearing a purple kimono over an ankle length fishnet bodysuit, back high heeled kunoichi boots, across her back was a large iron fan.

"That hurt you little punk!" growled out the large boy.

Konohamaru glared at him as he struggled to get out of his grasp. "Let me go you creep!"

"Let go of Konohamaru!" growled Sakura as she went into her pouch and pulled out a large scapel.

The male looked at her before he held out his hand. "Your annoying me. Parasite!" growled the body.

Sakura didn't know what happened. One minute she was about to charge at the boy, the next she had her own scapal at her neck and cutting into her skin. Sakura's eyes widened.

"Kankuro hurry up!" growled the girl. "If he finds out you were out here playing around, then he's going to kill us!"

"Relax Temari. I'm just teaching these Konoha punks a lesson," said the now named Kankuro raising his fist.

"Dimension Cutting threads!" yelled a voice.

Kankuro let go of Konohamaru as rainbow strings cut into the cloth of his clothes and Sakura regained control of her body. Everyone looked in the direction where the attack came from and saw Naruto stnading there flexing both his hands with a new pair of matching forearm length gauntlets with sharp caps on each finger that guided the wires, the armored sections of the gloves also seemed to have been intricate lines that felt quite powerful.

"Naruto-kun!" yelled Sakura in relief

"Here I am on my way to a meeting with Uchiha Mikoto and I run into a Suna Shinobi bullying my classmate and Hokage's grandson," said Naruto with anger in his voice as he walked forward he stopped before Sakura and the the kids. "Are you alright Sakura-san?"

"Hai we're fine," said Sakura. "Be careful if you really want to fight him. He used a sometype of body control jutsu and stopped me from moving. Almost like Ino-chan's Mind transfer,"

Naruto looked at the duo before him. "Thanks for the tip, but he's no where near as strong as me," said Naruto.

"What!" growled Kankuro as he stated to take off his package.

"Wait! You can't use Crow here!" yelled Temari.

"Kankuro!" came a monotone voice from the trees.

All the energy seemed to be sucked out of the air as the voice hit everyone ears. Even Naruto felt a bit of sweat run down his neck. Naruto looked at the tree and instantly felt something was off with this individual. He was short. Easily only 5'2" blue eyes surrounded by very dark rings that made him look like a trash-panda, wearing a fishnet shirt a half brown kimono, brown pants, a white sash and large goard on his back.

"Shukaku!" growled something in the back of his mind

"G-gaara. I'm sorry! They bumped into me!"

"Your an embarrassment to our village," said Gaara vanishing in a swirl of sand and appearing next to Kankuro. He gazed at him for a second. "Now be silent or i'll kill you. Brother or no,"

Kankuro took a step backwards in fear. Naruto looked at Gaara as he took a step forward.

"You already know our names so I'd like to know yours," said Gaara with unflinching eyes.

"Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto," said Naruto trying to keep his focus on himself and not on Sakura and the kids.

"Uzumaki Naruto huh? Quite interesting. I look forward to killing you in the Chunin Exams," said Gaara as he and his team walked off.

As they walked off Naruto swelled the lump in his throat he didn't even realize was there. That guy... That guy was dangerous.

Location: Konoha

Place: Hokage's Tower-Tsume's Office

Time: 1430

Tsume sat in her office at the tower doing a little paperwork. Tsume actually hated paperwork. While it wasn't a lot compared to people like Haishi and Inochi, it was still more then she wanted. She preferred to be in the field. Thanks to these damn Chunin exams her workload was currently doubled. It also didn't help that Kiba was begging her for more training since Kurenai wasn't training him in Taijutsu. She looked at the clock on the wall. It was only 1400. She still had 3 fucking hours here!

A knocked sounded on her door. Looking up she saw the Jonin Mitarashi Anko enter her office. While on paper they were the same rank Tsume had an edge on her being a member of the Clan Council as well as being more of a having almost 20 years more combat and political experience then Anko did.

"What are you doing here girl?" asked Tsume.

"I'm here to talk about Hana," said Anko.

Tsume leaned back in her chair. "Your really here about what I said to her? You must really got a hard on for her," said Tsume.

Anko chose not to grit her teeth. "I love Hana. I want you to release Hana from the promise.

"Not happening. Hana has studied out clan laws and our ways for years. Once an Alpha of Alpaha's has set out an order then it can not be resended, especially when it comes to children of the Clan," said Tsume.

"Hana dosnt need to do this! You already have more then 30 children about to be born this year alone!" yelled Anko raising to her .

Tsume didn't bat an eyelash at this. "And a Child that is the grandchild of the Alpha of Alpha's who has an Alpha for a mother and a Father of Uzumaki bood would be a boon for The Inuzuka clan.

Anko froze hearing this. "What did you say?" asked Anko

Tsume smirked. "I know all about that 'little family' that you, your students, and Hana built up. Hell most of the council know about it. Of crouse only a few of us could see how close. In my case smell it. Gods their practically covered in each others stench. You and my kid must really get off on watching them. Fucking perverts," laughed Tsume. "Although that kid does favor his dad a bit,"

"What are you after?" asked Anko ignoring the commet about Naruto, Hana, and herself.

Tsume smiled. "A Superior. A being with an Aura more powerful then Any Alpha. In the entire history of our clan only our founder was a Superior. Uzumaki blood is the strongest blood in the Shinobi world," said Tsume.

Anko's eyes narrowed. "You won'y touch my son!" yelled Anko not even relizeing what she said in her moment of anger .

Tsume looked at Anko. "You know I tired to set my one of my cousins up with Kushina, but she wasn't having it. She was to hung up on that Namikaze kid," said Tsume in annoyance. "If my clan can't have her, her son will work just as well. I'm sure that if the right circomstances are met the Clan Council will agree with me,"

Anko blanched hearing this. "If you come anywhere near Naruto...," said Anko leaving the threat hanging in the air.

Tsume smirked. "I'd like to see you try little girl," said Tsume

ANko got up and walekd out of the room. THis was not good.

Location: Konoha

Place: Hokage's tower- Mikoto's office

Time: 1500

Naruto walked into the Hokage tower and showed his ID to the receptionist. She gave him a look before she told him to wait while she paged Mikoto. Naruto waited for only a few minutes before Mikoto came down and following behind her was Sarada. Naruto's eyes widened seeing his lover there with her head lowered.

Mikoto smiled. "Hello Naruto-kun. Please follow me And Sarada-chan," said Mikoto.

The trio walked to Mikoto's office and sat down. Sarrada gathered some tea before putting it on the table. Mikoto took a sip of tea with Naruto taking and doing the same. Sarada took a seat while Naruto looked at Sarada. Sarada began to make discreate handsigns.

"She called me here under Clan Law,"

"Sarada please don't sign behind my back," said Mikoto.

Sarada blushed. "Sorry Mikoto-sama,"

"Why did you bring Sarada and I here Mikoto-san? Sarada and I have to prepare for the Chunin Exams happening in a week,"

Mikoto went into her desk and fished out two pieces of paper. "Naruto-kun do you know what these are?" asked the Uchiha Matiarch.

"No I don't.

"There are your birth certificate and the Marrige contract between Sasuke-chan and Sarada-chan," said Mikoto.

Naruto froze hearing this. He had been trying with Anko's help. But it had been blocked on the orders of Chairmen Haruno, The Hokage Council, and Sarutobi himself. He had always wondered who his mother and father were. Did they love him... Did they hate him... Were they traitors... were they Hero's. He had to know what was on that paper. But His mind also wondered why she brought up Sarada's contract to Sasuke. They both knew this.

"What's your game Mikoto.

Sarada felt her blood boiling as her eyes went from red to red with her Sharingan. "I won't Marry Sauske. And their's no clan to enforce the contract!" yelled Sarada heatedly.

"Mikoto smiled. "Noramally you'd be right, but The Hokage's Council, Civillan counil, and Clan counicl are in favor of pushing this forward. Sasuke will be registered for the CRA by the end of the Chunin exams. Once he makes Chunin o has his first child. Which will happen within the year he will be made the Clan head of the Uchiha Clan, releaving me of the position. At which point I will olny hold two positions on the coucil.

"What do you mean two?" asked Naruto with narrowed eyes.

"Go ahead and Read your birth certificate," said Mikoto. "After everything that happened during the Kyubi attack someone had to file everything.

Naruto took it up.

Name: Uzumaki Naruto

Date of Birth: 10/10/1800(ASE)

Mother: Uzumaki Kushina- Representitive of the Uzumaki seat in Konoha

Father: (******) Due to high security Risk a seal has been placed on Father's name.

Midwife: Sarutobi Biwako

Godfather: (*******) Due ro high Security Risk A seal has been placed on Godfather's name

Godmother: Uchiha Mikoto

Naruto looked at Mikoto. "You. You were my godmother?" asked Naruto rage slowly building

Mikoto looked down in shame. "I still am. I'm sorr I couldn't take care of you properly, but you were not the only one who had a lot of mistrust and suppsion thrown your way," said Mikoto.

"What do you mean?" asked Sarada.

"It is rumored that the Uchiha Clan has the power to control a Buuji. It's false, but that's what the Collective council believes. But that is for another day. Currently I control the seats of the Uzumaki Clan, The Uchiha Clan, and The Shinobi police force and even though I don't directly control it, the Civilian police seat as well. Thanks to that I am the third most powerful person in Konoha... Politically speaking. Once you and Sasuke take over your seats i'll have even more power," said Mikoto.

"And Why is that?" asked Naruto.

Mikoto smiled. "Because I plan on making one of you the Hokage by the time your both at least 20 and you will do as i say otherwise Sarada will be pushed into the CRA with Sasuke, only she'll give birth until she's barren," said Mikoto.

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And Cut. Nothing to really say. I'm about to go to sleep.