CAT: Naruto

Title: Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Sarada/Chocho, AnkoXHana Sakura X Lee, Ami X ?

Summary: Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand a war... or at least until Thursday.

So update on my car. It should be out of the shop soon. and Honestly I'm just trying to stay positive. With the amount of crap happening currently i'm just doing something fun. Honestly my wife encoueged me to update when i told her i wanted to just take a break and focus. her reasoning. "Can't let life kick your ass and stop you from stopping your wrting.

So while i'm not Back-back, i'm at least going to update until i have to move. Shoutouts to all my well wishers.

"Don't underestimate us!" speech

"We are more then the sum of our parts," thought/Flashback

"Try us if you want," Communications over distance

"We won't fold," demon/Boss summon speech/ Jutsu

"That is our Ninja way," Demon/Boss summon thought

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Chapter 19:Into the Forest of Death Pt 1

Location: Konoha

Place: Hokage's Office

Time: 1200- one day ago

Sarutobi sat at his desk going over the people who would be in charge of the Chunin exams. So far he had the first and third exam were easy, but the second exam was a bit more tricky. He had plenty of Specal, Rookie, Veteren and Elite Jonin that could be in charge, but none were the right sort to procter the second exam. Due to the nature of the second exam a Platoon of ANBU patroled the forest for intruders, unfair advantages, and beasts that were much to dangerous for genin to face.

"A penny for your thoughts Hokage-sama?" asked Ryu appearing in the room.

"I need a Procter for the second exam and none are proving to be the right type of person for this exam. Anko would have been a good choice as she practically grew up in these woods under Orochiko. However with her team in the exam it would look like i'm favoring Konoha's outcasts," said Hiruzen.

Ryu seemed to twitch hearing this. Hiruzen saw Ryu's hand move to the sheathed blade at her side. He had expected this reaction from her. Ryu had always made her position known when it came to Hiruzen's treatment of the Outcasts of Konoha. For every Kakashi there was an Obito. That was the order of things. That was the dark side to the will of fire.

"Remove your mask... Kagura," said Hiruzen.

Ryu Removed her mask and showed the beautiful face of Kagura. (1)

For the last 5 years she had acted as the Commander of ANBU under Sarutobi Hiruzen. That wasn't her only role however. She also undertook the position as his... confidant. Thoughout the last few years there were times were she wanted to cut the old bastard down, but the fact that Naruto was under threat of Hiruzen's personal Hit Squad stayed her hand.

"Why have you ordered the removal of my mask. Aside from the times I undertook Courtesan missions, or you ordered me to your bed you haven't had me remove my mask... And we aren't in your bed chamber. Hiruzen-sama!" Kagura almost hissed in anger.

Hirzuen didn't say a word. Kagura wasn't the first woman he took to his bed that was under his command nor would she be the last. "I'm releaving you of your post as ANBU Commander as of this moment," said Hiruzen. "The moment you leave my office You are to resume your life as a Special Jonin,"

Kagura narrowed her eyes. Hiruzen was up to something. The only reason she took up the post of ANBU commander was to protect Naruto. She had learned of a Deal between Danzo and Hiruzen that would have seen Naruto turned by the Foundation and their splinter Cell Military group NE or Root. While Kagura was in command of ANBU she had a special group of ANBU coordinate with the Cipher Group to try and uncover what Hiruzen was hiding. So far the only thing that she had discovered was that Naruto was part of a Ages old clan that was currently defunet. It wasn't the Senju, but he had some relation to them.

"Hai Hokage-sama," said Kagura turning to leave.

"Where are you going?" asked Hiruzen, a commanding edge to his voice.

"I have things to do before I hand over the mantle of Ryu," said The silver haired woman.

Hiruzen smiled at her as he got up and wrapped an arm around her waist. "I said Once you leave my office and I haven't dismissed you yet," said Hiruzen.

Kagura grit he teeth as she was bent over his desk and suffered one final humiliation at the Hokage's hands.

Location: Konoha

Place: Academy

Time: 1115

She was here... right before his eyes. The first woman he ever considered his mother, the woman who helped raise him. The white haired beauty who took time to help him get decent at Kunai throwing. The woman who took her time to cook him dinner after a hard day at the academy. The woman who had comferted him in the cold winters.

"Kagura-san," said Naruto.

Kagura smiled at Naruto. "Good to see you Naruto-kun. Unfortunately now is not the time for a reunion. All teams that passed the First exam. You have 30 minutes to get to training ground 44. Those who make it outside the time limit will be eliminated on the spot. You will leave this room when I say Go!" said Kagura.

It took a minute, but Sarada's eyes widened before she jumped up ad jumped out the window. Chocho and Naruto followed her with the others following after them. Kagura smiled at the retreating Genin it took 35 minutes to get to the Training Area 44. .

"We have a good crop this year," said Ibiki.

"I would hope so. Naru-chan is here," said Kagura with a grin before she frowned. "Did you find anything in the Financial records?"

Ibiki nodded his head. "Several thousand Ryu that was suppose to go into Naruto's personal Account were instead divided between The ANBU account, Civilian account, and an Account that has no named holder. i'm guessing the Foundation and the Hokage council's account. It only happens twice a year, but the amounts are so huge that the 20,000 that comes in is penunts in comperrison," said Ibiki

Kagura put a hand on her chin. Ibiki was only a few of the people that she trusted some of the information to. Five years and only a few allies and she was still no closer to figuring out what was happening. She wanted to tell Anko, but the less Anko and by extension Naruto knew the better. Once she had everything she needed, then she would act.

"I need to go to the forest of death. Keep me informed of any changes," said Kagura vanishing.

Location: Konoha

Place: Outside the Protective Fence Training Ground 44- the Forest of Death

Time: 1200

Kagura sat in a chair with a stop watch in her hand. She was already down to 2 minutes left. It came as little surprise to her that Several of the older Genin teams arrived first. Followed by Anko's kids, the other Rookie teams and several other groups. Just as the stop watch beeped 5 chunin came out of hiding and stopped 100 meters out from where the entrance to the forest was. Kagura smiled as they stopped about 12 teams.

"What gives!" yelled a bold Genin from Iwa.

"Better luck next time kid," said Kagura.

"I'm not going to let you get away with this you Konoha slut!" yelled the Genin as he ran though hand signs. "Earth release: Grand spikes,"

As he hit the ground massive spikes came flying at Kagura. Kagura snorted as she unsheathed her sword.

"Wind Release: Focused Breakthrough!" yelled Kagura swinging her sword.

Wild winds roared though the air and easily destroyed the rocks that came at her. The winds slammed into the genin. The Genin rolled on his stomach and throw up blood. He looked at Kagura who slowly walked up to him as she put her sword to his throat.

"Be thankful that our ability to punish only goes so far. Otherwise i'd have to put you down Iwa-dog," said Kagura with a blood thirsty smile that would have made Anko wet.

The teams that were left over left the area with no further incident. Rubbing her head Kagura throw her sword into the air, before it landed in the sheath on her leg sheath.

"Now then let me explain the rules," said Kagura as she pulled two scrolls from her pouch one had the Kanji for heaven and the other had the Kanji for earth. "With us having 48 teams we need to then the herd a bit. At the center of this forest is a large tower. However it's not as simple as your thinking it will be. 10 miles in all directions are killer insects, beasts breed to test the metal of all Shinobi. And on top of that you have to have a set of scrolls. One heaven and one earth,"

"How are we to obtain them?" asked Temari.

"I'm glad you asked that my little beauty. You'll be given either a Heaven or Earth scroll. Once you have them you have to go after the other teams and obtain them the old fashion way. Though combat to the death," said Kagura making many gasp. "In our line of work two shinobi often cross each other in the field of combat be they transporting something or attacking someone. That makes us enemies unless we have a common goal. So for that reason We're putting you all against each other. Oh one other thing your not allowed to look in the scrolls,"

After her explanation Death-wavers were passed out. The only way a team could get a scroll was if all the wavers were signed. Team Anko were among the first to hand over their papers. While in the tent the trio quickly decided that Chocho would be the keeper of the scroll, while Naruto and Sarada would carry Decoy scrolls that Naruto made. After that they were then taken to their gate. Gate 37.

"i'll take point," said Sarada. "Let me get 50 meters out before you follow me in,"

"Hai Sarada," said Naruto and Chocho.

Once the gates open Sarada ran in at full speed with Naruto and Chocho following only moments later. The group cut a sharp left and went after a team that Sarada was tracking. About 15 minutes into their track they came across an team from the Hidden Mist. They were near a stream. Most likely thinking that it would give them an advantage.

Sarada didn't waste time and went right to action. She ran though hand signs.

"Fire Release: Multi Fire Bullets!" yelled Sarada as she unleashed nearly 100 small fire balls at them at high speeds.

"Scatter!" yelled the Leader as she ran though her own hand signs just a she manged to get out of the way. "Water Release! Water Whip!"

The young woman began to move her hands as she directed the attack at Sarada. Sarada drew her blade and slashed at the whip that seemed to be as hard as steel. She landed on a rock and activated her Sharingan. Just as the other two landed near her and began to do the same motions as her.

"This is different," said Sarada.

"One of our Jonin learned how to bend the water to his will with a combination of Chakra and Taijutsu. This is a new style of combat!" yelled a boy.

The trio moved as one and raised the water into three separate attacking streams. Sarada jumped away as the three attacks destroyed the rocks that she was on. The attacks didn't stop and came after her. She cursed as she crossed her arms prepared to defend herself

"Cats Craddle!" yelled Naruto as he used his strings to wrap the group up in his strings and pulled tight.

This stopped their attack cold. They looked like they were about to preform an escape, but that was short lived

"Lightning Release: 50,000 Volt arc!" yelled Chocho gripping the wires

The trio yelled in pain as their bodies were cooked from the inside out, by the lighting. Chocho stopped after a minute allowing them to slump to the ground out cold. Naruto tightened his grip breaking the strings. He went to searching them.

"A thank you is is order babe" said Chocho with a smirk before she kissed Sarada full on the lips.

"I could have taken them," said Sarada puffing out her cheeks.

Naruto finished looking though their gear. "We know babe. And we have a Heaven scroll here," said Naruto throwing it to Sarada.

Sarada caught it and sighed in annoyance. "We already have a Heaven scroll we need an Earth scroll," said Sarada securing the scroll.

"That;s once team down, several teams to go," said Chocho.

"We should move on," said Naruto.

The trio prepared to move to the next area, when a Large amount of killing intent flooded the area. The trio were frozen in their spot as they slowly turned in the direction of the killing intent.

"Well well well. I honestly expected to cone across Sasuke-kun, but this works just as well. Sarada-chan, Chocho-chan, and Naruto-kun. I guess I can have a snack before going after the main course," said a female from the shadows of the tree.

Stepping from the treeline was a rather slender female that stood at 5'9" with D-cup breasts, pale white skin, black hair that reached past her behind, amber snake-like eyes, wearing a plain grey garbs with a black polo and pants underneath, a thick purple rope belt tied in a large knot behind his back, blue tomoe-shaped earrings, and shinobi sandals with bandages around her calve

"The Snake Sage, One of Jiraya-sama's wives, mother of Mitsuki. S-class Missing Kunoichi. Orochiko," said Sarada.

Orochiko chuckled as she crossed her arms under her large breasts. "My my. I'm quite shocked that Sarutobi-sensei allowed fresh genin to learn about me.

Naruto narrowed his eyes before he throw his hands forward releasing his strings. "Dimensional Trap!" yelled Naruto

The strings wrapped around Orochiko. Once she was wrapped up, both Sarada and Chocho snapped into action without missing a beat!

"Black Lightning Release: Empress Storm!" Yelled Chocho throwing both he hands forward unleashing a wave of Black lightning bolts forward.

"Fire Release: Mortal Flame Destroyer!" yelled Sarada swinging her katana unleashing a blast of flames

The two attacks hit where Orochiko was standing creating a huge explosion. The girls jumped backwards as Naruto released the strings.

"Naruto we need a Cage!" yelled Sarada.

Naruto nodded and jumped into the air as he ran though hand signs, before bringing his hands together. "On it! Sparrow's Bird Cage!" yelled Naruto throwing his hands down releasing hundreds of chakra infused Micro strings around the area Orochiko was.

Naruto tightly gripped the 5 main strings, before pulling. "Spider's Deathhouse!" yelled Naruto yanking the strings with all his might. The strings pulled together cutting up rocks, the ground, trees, and any animals that were caught in the bird cage. Once they fully collapsed in on themselves Naruto jumped away, resetting his strings.

"Did we get her?" asked Naruto hyper alert.

"I don't think it's so easy to kill a Kunoichi of her caliber," said Chocho popping a solider pill along with Sarada.

"Were it so easy," said Orochiko emerging from the smoke, with only minor damage to her clothes and person.

"Well fuck!" said Naruto as he pulled out a few small orbs.

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And Cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Next one won't be out for a while. a week or 2 at most.

A/N

1: I always intended Ryu to be Kagura.