CAT: Naruto

Title: Trap God, Big Eater, and Red Eyed Princess

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Sarada/Chocho, AnkoXHana Sakura X Lee, Ami X ?

Summary: Brought together by a chance encounter, the bonds of these four are so strong that they can withstand a war... or at least until Thursday.

Nothing to say. I hope you guys enjoy the chapter.

"Don't underestimate us!" speech

"We are more then the sum of our parts," thought/Flashback

"Try us if you want," Communications over distance

"We won't fold," demon/Boss summon speech/ Jutsu

"That is our Ninja way," Demon/Boss summon thought

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Chapter 20: Into Forest of Death Pt 2

Location: Konoha

Place: Forest of Death

Time: 1202

Orochiko was quite impressed by how fast her student's students had reacted to her. Their coordinated attack was quite effective. Had it not been for lets say her former lovers Needle Jizo and very watered down version of Creation Rebirth then she would have been injured to the point of needing to use her own Snake Skin shedding or even her Oroburous ability. Honestly it was quite amusing to see how strong today's kids were. Almost three Generations removed from her own time frame it shows just how strong they could get.

Chocho charged as Naruto throw his orbs at Orochiko. Orochiko looked at the orbs, before taking out a Kunai and slashing at them. The orbs broke covering Orochiko in sticky webs. Chocho managed to get upon their enemy, before swinging her kanabo with great might. Orochiko was hit in the mid section, but went up in smoke, before the great log appeared. She appeared right behind Chocho and kicked her in her spine with enough force to nearly snap it in half. The orange haired girl bent slightly with a grimace, as Sarada jumped into the fray with a downwards slash, the Snake Sannin managed to get away, but Naruto appeared behind her with a single finger raised.

"Your back's wide open! String Bullet!" yelled Naruto as a marbal sized ball of Strings fired out of his finger and At Orochiko.

Orochiko jumped into the air, but Naruto smirked at this as he clutched his right hand. Orochiko felt it before she heard it. The crackle of Lightning chakra ran throughout her system and made her let out a small moan of pain, she managed to use a substitution Justu to get out of the trap and appeared in the tree line. She smirked at Anko's students.

The Snake Lady began to giggle, before it turned into a full blown laugh. "Wonderful! Wonderful! My cute little grand kids are so much fun! You three remind me of myself and my teammates. It's rare to see Pologymus relations now adays! Oh I remember the scandal when we came out as a couple," said Orochiko as she became lost in thought.

"What the hell!? We just hit her with some of our best attacks and she isn't even slowing down!" yelled Naruto as he flexed his hands.

"*Pant* We have to *Pant, Pant*, move in for a stronger attack," said Chocho as she charged up black lighting to her Kanabo.

"I agree," said Sarada her hands already shaking.

Naruto cursed. His mind already working on what was happening. Thanks to the way each of them were trained each was trained for a specific type of battle. Naruto was a prolonged fighter one on one, but was also on crowd control duty especially with his clones. Chocho was trained to be a front line fighter and could hit as hard as she got hit. Sarada as trained in assassination style fighting. Together they could handle anything, but there were still limits. Chocho and Sarada had maybe 1/20 of the chakra that Naruto had and even though they were all rounding upwards of High Chunin to low Jonin level Ninja in terms of power, they were still only Genin in experience.

Naruto put his hands together. "Shadow clone Justu," said Naruto summoning two clones.

Before Sarada and Chocho could say a word both were slapped with paralysis and chakra suppression seals. Both girls fell into the arms of their respective clones as the clones took off.

Orochiko raised an eyebrow at this. "Why send them away Naruto-chan? Your chances of tieing with me one-on-one is only 0.61 percent, while defeating me alone is only at 0.0034 percent," said Orochiko as she cocked her hip to the side while putting her hand on it.

Naruto smiled. "Maybe, but I'm going to have to get quite creative and I don't need to two women I love in any danger," said Naruto as his eyes turned blood red.

Orochiko couldn't help the smile that appeared on her face. "That was what Jira-chan said when we fought Hanzo the Salamander," thought Orochiko.

Naruto rushed Orochiko and throw out his hands releasing 100 feet of rainbow colored wire in a X shaped motion. "Cross Dimension!" yelled Naruto

Orochiko jumped into the air avoiding the attack that cut almost eight feet into the almost 50 feet wide tree. Orochiko landed next to Naruto, before she hit him in the chest with an open palm strike. Naruto went flying, but righted himself in the air as he took out two flat knives and throw them. The knives went wide and Orochiko jumped up just as an arc of lightning passed between them.

Orochiko ran though hand signs. "Wind Release: Drilling air bullet!" yelled Ochiko firing off a ball of wind that was spinning at high rates of speed.

Naruto ran though his own hand signs. "Wind Release: Tempest Kick!" yelled Naruto throwing out his leg releasing a blade of condensed wind.

When the two attacks collided the air bullet tore though the blade of wind. The attack hit the ground only a foot from Naruto, but the results spoke for themselves. The deadly ball of wind exploded and picked Naruto up, cutting him almost 100 times. Naruto landed on his feet and glared at the woman.

Orochiko smiled at the young man before her. His determination and raw power made her think fondly of her former lover. While she clearly knew the differences, something about the way he looked at her got her so horny. Of course new exciting experiments got her horny as well. It was a good think she didn't have many thoughts about being intemite with people on that level anymore aside from the occasional biological need that was beyond her control.

"I'm not done yet! String spears!" yelled Naruto launching a number of strings at Orochiko that tightly wound themselves together creating a black tipped spear.

Orochiko ran though her own hand signs. "Earth Release: Mud wall!" Orochiko throw up a 10 foot wall of earth from her mouth in less then 3 seconds.

The spear hit the wall and only managed to dent it. Naruto cursed as he released his strings and began to reload them into the tips of his gloves.

Orochiko jumped on the wall and began to run though her own hand signs. "Play time is over!" yelled Orochiko as her right hand began to glow. She charged at Naruto at speeds that made Anko look slow. "Five Elements Seal!"

She thrust her hand into Naruto's gut, making him roar our his pain, as he fell to the ground holding his stomach.

"Kyu... Kyubi's chakra... I can... Can't feel it," said Naruto struggling to move.

The Original Snake Mistress raised an eyebrow. "I'm honestly shocked that old fool Sarutobi-sensei allowed you to know what is sealed in you. That old bastard had more control issues then my ex-wife, Tsu-chan did. I really shouldn't be that shocked though. Anko never did quite take to authority figures. One of the reasons I love Anko-chan so much

Naruto tried to get up, but fell over as Orochiko caught him. "Easy there Naruto-chan. I didn't overlord the Justu so as not to hurt you. I honestly had fun, but I have to go and reconnect with my son and get to know his team," said Orochiko as she leaned Naruto on a tree.

Naruto grimaced. "Damn you," said Naruto

She turned to leave, but she stopped and turned to him. "A word of warning Naruto-kun. Sarutobi isn't the Saint the History books make him out to be. He can be just as corrupt and cruel as any human can get. Currently his eyes are all on you and your team and the power that Konoha will have because he won't let you go," said Orochiko.

Naruto looked at Orochiko as she walked away. Naruto looked at her for a moment before he passed out. Orochiko took out a kunai and stabbed it above Naruto's head. She quickly ran though hand signs

"Sealing Arts: Hidding in plain site," said Orochiko.

"That's quite unusual for you Orochiko-sama. Why protect this one?" asked a voice from just above her.

Orochiko narrowed her eyes. "Didn't I assign you and your team a mission?" asked the Snake Mistress.

The figure chuckled. "Your correct my Lady. I will carry out my mission and travel with team seven just before the the end of the fifth day," said the voice as their presence vanished.

"Do not fail me Kabuto. I want to see my son in action," said Orochiko as she took her leave to go after Sasuke and team 7.

Once she was gone a figure that neither Orochiko or her 'apprentice' sensed appeared. The figure walked up to where they knew Naruto was. While that couldn't see him, they could sense him. Reaching into their bag they pulled out a scroll and ink. Sitting on the ground they quickly wrote out something, before cutting it out and putting it a kunai.

"Uzumaki sealing arts: Sealing cancellation!" said the person slashing through the air.

All the sealed in the area vanished revealing Naruto laying there.

"He's like me," said the person, before hosting Naruto over their shoulder and leaving the area.

Location: Forest of Death

Place: Random location

Time: 10 minutes later

If one could read the minds of Akamichi Chocho they would swear that she was a sailor with the way she was crusing out her male lover at the moment. She and Sarada were held in the arms of their shared lover's clones arms. They had run for about 10 minutes before they stopped. Once the duo stopped they pilled the seals off the girls. Once Free Chocho hit her clone with a lightning chakra enhanced punch that destroyed it.

Sarada glared at her clone while Chocho charged up another attack. "Explain!" growled out the girl.

"The Boss had to do it. Orochiko was much to strong for the three of you. He wanted to keep you save," said the clone folding his arms.

"BAKA!" yelled Chocho turning to the clone. "We're not just a fucking team! We're family! He knows Anko-kaa's code on our family!"

"Family rule number 1: You don't leave family behind," said The clone.

"So the fact he thought we would cut and run is just retarded," said Sarada unsheathing her sword and stabbing the clone in the dick making it pop.

"He's so not getting any nookie," said Chocho.

"Let's head back and get him," said Sarada as they headed back the way they came from.

Location: Forest of Death

Place: Small cave

Time: Unknown

Naruto opened his eyes and looked around the area. A fire was burning not far away from him. His shirt and jacket were used as a pillow. He was in a shallow cave. He sat up and gripped his stomach in pain.

"you shouldn't move around so much. You've been out for two whole days," came a voice not far from him.

He looked at the figure who was talking. He realized that it was a young woman his age she stood about as tall as Sarada with C-cup breasts. Her eyes were crimson in coloration, fair skin, and red hair much like his own which she wears in an unusual hairstyle: her hair is short and spiky on the right side, while longer and straight on the left side, she wore a mesh shirt and stockings, a purple skirt, a light brown short sleeved jacket with an orange stripe going across the chest, and black sandals. She also had the Kusagakure forehead protector on her forehead.

"who are you?" asked Naruto, his voice raspy.

The girl took a bottle and gave him some water. "Drink this," said the girl.

Naruto took the bottle and gulped down a few mouth fulls before stopping and gasping. " Now i'll asked again. Who the hell are you?" asked Naruto wiping his mouth.

"Karin... Uzumaki Karin," said the girl.

Naruto's eyes widened at her revealing her name. "Uzumaki?" asked Naruto.

Karin gave a small smile. "Surprise Cousin," said Karin.

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Yo everyone. So i'm not going to lie this is probably going to be my most... unclean chapters. Chunin Exams in genreal are my Weakness. I had notes in mind, but i honestly forgot them.