Chapter 1: The First "I love you"
Peter went swinging and paroling the city looking for any crime, suddenly an alarm went off "Shit, MJ you there?" Peter said
"Yeah Pete, I see it. 34 & West ETA 7 minutes, Bank robbery." said MJ
"Okay, on my way." Said Peter.
"Got it...Hey!" Said MJ, Peter was curious "What?"
"Don't be an idiot" she joked
"I'll try" Peter said while laughing "You never know with me."
MJ signed off, while she may have urged him to be careful jokingly she was actually very VERY concerned for his safety, she gave Peter's Aunt May a call.
"Hey MJ, what's the matter." May comfortingly said.
"Pete's out on patrol again, and I'm.."
"Worried about him?" May urged "Yeah, I know the feel...Wait a minute, do you..Love him."
"Woah woah woah." MJ said nervously "Did I say that? I don't think i said that"
"Oh, you love him" May said jokingly "You love him hard"
"Eww.." Said MJ
On the other side of town, Peter had just stopped The Vulture Adrian Toomes from restarting his empire.
"Hey! Peter! Why don't you suck on my Peter huh?" Toomes yelled
Peter pulled out a bag, and said "Hey Toomes, I've got a present for you." Peter put his hand in the bag and pulled it out revealing his middle finger, "Look, I gave the bird to the bird!"
"Fucking stupid dork!" Toomes yelled
The police pulled out from the alley, "Spiderman please stop!"
"Fuck off!" Peter jumped up but accidentally got himself shot in the process.
"Shit, Fuck you!" He webbed up the cops and swang all the way to MJ's apartment.
Peter's blood ran all the way along the streets and got to MJ's house.
MJ gasped in shock when looking at the open wound
"Peter, what the fuck happened to you." MJ cried.
"I got caught by the cops" MJ managed
MJ patched him up but handed him a bottle of tequila "Here, nature's painkiller."
"Oh hell yeah." Peter said, Peter started ravenously drinking it.
"Woah woah there achoholic, save me some." MJ joked
Within an hour, MJ and Peter were fall down drunk, as they finished laughing like crazy MJ started a conversation.
"Hey, I'm glad you didn't die tonight" Said MJ as she kissed Peter
"I love you." said MJ, "I love you too" said Peter