From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies

by dunuelos

Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.

21. One more lesson from the Lone BAMF

For those who wondered: YES, THE LONE BAMF IS CRACK! Let's not take it too seriously - it's for fun.

Hadrian and Harry made their way down Diagon Alley to the Bank to review Harry's accounts, sell the basilisk and to deal with the item in the Lestrange vaults.

Hadrian led Harry inside and walked up to a free teller. "We need to see a Senior Manager about business."

The goblin suspiciously asked, "What business?"

Hadrian looked at the goblin and said, "If I had wanted you to know, I would have told you. It's business. A lot of Galleons. And we need someone who can actually make a fucking deal." He paused. "Oh, and talk about the Potter accounts."

The goblin looked at the two and then dropped down from the chair, saying, "Wait here."

Soon, the two were being led into the bowels of Gringotts. As the two were led inside, one of the guards sneered at Harry. Hadrian looked at Harry and the goblin and then at the important goblin in front of them. "Excuse me," Hadrian said to the executive, "I need a moment to teach my alternate self something. It will be quick and smoother relations with the Potters and Gringotts in the future."

The important goblin nodded. Hadrian said to Harry, "Watch this." He then walked up the goblin that sneered and said, "If you sneer at me or anyone with me again, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck, while pulling your ears from your decapitated skull. And when I'm done I'll use those ears to clean my ass. You got me you little pissant?"

The goblin's face became blank and he nodded. Hadrian looked at Harry and saw that he got the lesson. Harry asked, "He sneered at me, right?"

Hadrian nodded.

Harry then walked over to the goblin and kneed him in the balls. "Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you." He then turned and walked back to Hadrian. Both turned to the important goblins.

The executive looked at the two wizards and said, "It's always good to see Elders providing clear and understandable instruction to the young. And even better when the young learn so well. Now what can Gringotts do for you?"