Sorry for the trouble. Now I have free time, because I graduated and I'm so happy. Anyway let's get on with the story.

Just as America suspected, the whole meeting is a flop, again. The female nations are talking about taking America shopping. Though America doesn't mind because he needed new clothes and shopping in general. But the male nations, oh boy, America wished he ditched the meeting.

France and England are fighting over who gets to hang out with America. "WHY WOULD I LET YOU, FROG?! YOU WANT TO GET INTO AMERICA'S PANTS!" England shouting at France. "Come on, England. America is old enough for his discussions" France countered back. "AS IF!" America is now annoyed for England treating him like a daughter. A Mother Flipping Daughter.

China is sitting down complaining about the western nations being immature. Which America is grateful for China not flirting with him.

Russia is in his aura, chatting to be one with America. America made a mental note, Never be around with Russia, ALONE.

As for the Axis, Italy is singing about eating pasta with the American and complimenting how pretty he is. Germany then yelled at Italy for not concentrating on the recent documents about the world. And irritated about the meeting is all focused on America, but admit America looked hot.

Then Japan, America best buddy, is drawing out a manga about him already. Chapter 4 in matter of fact. After two million anime shows been released since 1917, things worked pretty well for the Asian nation. But America made another mental note, Japan is now going to be Everywhere. As America know, Japan can secretly take pictures without him noticing and would draw him different outfits, either teen or NSFW rating. Then publish it, if he wants.

The Nordic nation are better at behaving, but Denmark. They all looked at America. Sweden look at him harshly, as if America will take his 'wife' away. Demark is whistling at America, until Norway smack his face. America is thankful for that.

All the other nation are either laughing, taking picture of him (as America hoped they use it to humiliate him or blackmail), gossiping, or minding their own business.

America looked left and right, and finally had enough of this.

"EVERYONE SHUT THE F*CK UP"

Every nation look at him, and stand silent.

"I know, I have a feminine body. But I do NOT allow this to distract us from what are we hear for. A SH*T ton of problems are happening, so I appreciate you all to sit down and listen to Germany."

Everyone sat down and Germany stood up."Thank you America. So today we are discussing..." As Germany talks, America looks away and he sees Canada. He's jealous for Canada have a masculine body. He's wears suits and America wears suits too, but he have to wear dresses to balls and stuff at a young age.

"America, are you okey?" He heard a soft voice behind him. He look around and he sees Canada with his polar bear as usual. "Yeah, I'm fine. It just people will not take me seriously because of my body." America said as Canada sat down next to him.

"It will be ok America. You just have to deal with it or eat a lot of protein to gain some weight."

"Ok Canada. I'll try"

Soon after America said that, it's time to go home. He just ran out the door, not caring the heels he wore. They hurt his feet, but that not stopping him. As son he reaches outside. He was ambushed by the female nations.

"Hey America let's go shopping" As Taiwan said, as he was dragged by Hungry.

"No, I don't want to" America shouted.

"Yes, you will" Hungary replied as she dragged him to a limo they rented. Where they get it? Who cares. Once America is in the limo, they speed off. America hoped this can get better.

Sorry for any grammar errors, since I haven't wrote in a while. Forgive me. It's great to be back.