Something That Never Happened
Featuring the Second Doctor
"What's happened?" The Doctor wondered, as he stood within a vast black void.
"The time has come for you to change your appearance, Doctor, and begin your exile." came the voice of Cardinal Voxus from inside his head.
"Is this some sort of joke? No, I refuse to be treated... What are you doing? Stop, you're making me giddy! No, you can't do this to me! No, no! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!"
The Doctor spun round wildly and was lowered into his TARDIS. He sat upright and found that the TARDIS was materialising on Earth, 1970. He tried to stop the ship from landing but he couldn't find the right control. The Time Lords must have removed it, he thought, as he toppled over and his face changed: the scruffy cosmic hobo became a relatively young man with short black hair and a serious face. The new Doctor sat upright and stumbled out of the doors.
After regaining consciousness, the Doctor wandered over to an abandoned army jeep and noticed that there was a smashed glass sphere in the back.
"Now what are you?" he asked, holding up a shard, "I haven't seen anything like you before."
He got into the front of the jeep and found two cut wires sticking out. Smiling, he placed the two wires close to one another and heard the engine cough into life. His hands gripped the steering wheel and the Doctor drove off, towards somewhere we he could properly work.