Scary Movie 6 Chapter 5: Bohemian Rhapsody, a misc. movies fanfic

Scary Movie 6:

Ch. 5:

Bohemian Rhapsody

Chastity and everyone else go out searching for Danny to try and bring him home before he kills somebody. However their luck runs out when Danny kills at least 6 people. Those people were hunters.

It isn't long before Chastity and George stumble upon a few dead bodies. Chastity is horrified at the sight of freshly ripped off limbs.

Inside Chastity's mind

Oh my god this is awful! We have to find Dan and very fast! This whole town will be wolf meat!

Outside Chastity's mind

Chastity continues to stumble upon fresh corpses until George screams.

"What is it?" Chastity whispered while holding her flashlight

"I stepped onto a ripped off hand." says a petrified George who is shaking

Chastity rolls her eyes and tells him, "We have to find Danny and fast!"

George says to her, "No shit!"

Chastity rolls her eyes and they continue to follow the trail of dead bodies. Meanwhile, Pennywise the clown is roaming the city sewers trying to seek out victims. He disappears after he gets a quick glance of Danny in werewolf form.

While their mom and others are searching around on one part of the neighborhood, Tori and Freddie are on the other side with Jenny and the others. They hope to find their dad.

It isn't long until Freddie steps in a puddle of blood and sees 5 more fresh corpses. Jenny lets out a scream when she sees a corpse without a head.

"What is it Jenny?" asked Freddie as he shines his flashlight at a few other corpses

Jenny tells him, "There's a corpse without a head!"

Freddie hugs her after seeing how terrified she is. "Don't worry Jenny if you don't want to be in this dark alley, I'll take you back to my place."

Then a voice says, "You're not taking anyone anymore."

Freddie shines his flashlight, sees that it was Tori, and asks, "Why can't I go home with her?"

Tori tells him, "Because we are trying to look for dad not trying to have sex with our significant others."

"He's probably miles away and besides we'll never find him so let's bail!" replies Freddie wanting to give up

"Well she is right. Your dad's safety is more important right now since there is a wild animal loose in town." says Jenny who does not know that Danny is a werewolf

Freddie responds, "Sure." all the while not wanting to disclose the truth of Danny's werewolf-ism

Then he, Tori, and Jenny go to search another part of the neighborhood to see if they can find anything.

Meanwhile...

Danny is cornered by more hunters but tears them to shreds before they can fire shots. However, one hunter manages to run away from Danny but it is not long before Danny gives chase.

The hunter falls into a pond and fires a shot at Danny but misses and hits the tree. Enraged, Danny rips the guy's limbs and head off.

Then before he can do any more killings, the moon begins to set and Danny runs home.

...

Danny finally makes it home and climbs into his bedroom window. He passes out due to his reversion.

About 2 hours later...

Danny has reverted back to human form and stays unconscious.

Meanwhile...

Chastity, George, Axl, Freddie, and Tori have returned home and all retire to bed to await the next morning.

Inside Danny and Chastity's room

Chastity walks in and discovers a passed out Danny on the bed. She straightens him out on the bed and cuddles up next to him.

...

The next morning...

Chastity is up and reading the newspaper about the murders that had occurred last night. Danny is sound asleep.

When she reads the part where the murders are on the headline, Chastity gets extremely horrified and decides to go upstairs to tell Danny of the whole thing.

Meanwhile...

Danny gets awake, shirtless and all sweaty and disheveled. He is confused about what happened when he sees muddy wolf footprints in his room.

Inside Danny's mind

What the hell?! How'd those get in my room?

I don't own a dog!

*I then look down on my chest and see my scars that healed and suddenly remember*

Oh my god! It is true I am a werewolf!

Oh lord what have I done?

*I then see blood on my pants and on my shirt and coat*

Oh god!

Outside Danny's mind

Danny just realized he is a werewolf and he must have done something to get blood all over his clothes.

"Morning Dan." says Chastity, who just walked in

Danny asks, "Wha-what happened last night?"

Chastity replies, "Well, I do not know that, but, do you know that people were torn to shreds last night. Guts, brains, blood just-"

Danny cuts her off and in a disgusted way, replies, "Oh God, Chastity don't give me a horror movie."

Chastity rolls her eyes and says, "Well Dan I-" then pauses when she sees the wolf tracks and blood causing her to ask, "Dan did you-"

Danny then realizes he did slaughter those people last night and gets so upset by it that he replies, "Yes Chastity I did it but babe I don't remember doing it. I mean all I remember is sweating and sudden pain then waking up in bed shirtless. That's all. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Due to being extremely upset by it, Danny begins crying. Chastity comes over and hugs him in order to comfort him.

In between sobs, Danny tells her, "I'm a murderer Chastity. I'm a fuckin' murderer!"

Chastity tells him, "Danny you're not a murderer. You didn't know what you were doing so don't say that."

"But Chassie it's true. We can't act like it didn't happen. I mean I was in Vietnam and I protected our people's freedom and now I killed people." says Danny in between sobs

Chastity continues to comfort him and gives him a kiss on the head

...

About 3 hours later...

After Danny has cried his eyes out and got it out of his system, he is in the garage playing the piano.

He begins singing:

"Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow...

Meanwhile..

Tori is walking toward her room when she stops and hears her dad singing.

She says to herself, "Dad is very talented." and smiles.

Freddie sees Tori and asks, "Why are you at the garage door?"

Tori whispers, "Listen."

Freddie does so to see if he hears anything.

Meanwhile...

Danny continues singing:

"Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all"

Then pauses when he realizes he sounds almost identical to the late Freddie Mercury.

Tori and Freddie are amazed at how talented their dad is, that they walk into the garage.

"Dad you are very talented." says Tori as she is walking to where he is with Freddie following her.

Danny very startled, replies, "I didn't know you both were listening."

Freddie tells him, "Well dad, mom did say you are talented in singing and dancing."

Danny rolls his eyes thinking, "Oh leave it to Chassie to tell them of my talents. Oh well I guess it is alright."

Freddie asks, "Hey dad is it ok if Lyle and Jacob come over?"

Danny tells him, "Sure. You guys going to do prank videos or something as there is a prank war on our house?"

Freddie replies, "Nah we're gonna practice some songs. You can practice with us if you want."

Danny very surprised by Freddie's offer takes a minute to think then replies, "Thanks son. I will practice but I want to watch you boys practice your stuff before I practice my stuff with you."

Freddie tells him, "Ok dad." then runs out of the garage in excitement as he heard knocks on the front door.

Danny rolls his eyes then turns to Tori and asks, "Would you like to practice with your brother and the boys and me?"

Tori tells him, "Well I am practicing a duet with Lyle so yeah I guess."

Danny smiles and says, "Thanks for wanting to practice with them Tori."

Tori replies, "You're welcome dad and I'm glad you are going to practice your talent too." then goes off to meet up with Lyle.

Danny continues playing the piano and humming the rest of the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Meanwhile outside the garage...

Freddie, Tori and Axl are met up with Jenny, Lyle, and Jacob.

"You guys ready to practice?" asks Freddie

Lyle says, "Yes but I am a bit nervous as I have you, Axl, and Jacob to practice with first then I have Tori to practice with next."

Tori tells him, "Well our dad is talented at singing as well and he said he is going to practice with us."

Axl says, "I thought Uncle Dan was shy."

Freddie tells him, "Nope he isn't and you all have to listen to him sing. He is talented."

Jacob, Lyle, and Axl all reply, "We're in."

Freddie smiles and they go inside the garage.

Meanwhile...

Danny is still playing the piano and humming Somebody to Love but is cut off when Freddie and the others come in.

He yells out to them, "Hey kids."

Lyle replies, "Hi Mr. Gotti."

Danny rolls his eyes and says to them, "You kids can call me Danny or Dan. You don't have to call me Mr. Gotti."

"It is more polite since you let us come into your house." replies Lyle

"I really appreciate the respect." replies Danny followed by a smile

Then they go into the garage and set everything up

...

After setting everything up, all of the teens want to hear Danny sing but he wants to hear their talents first.

Freddie tells him, "Dad seriously we all want to hear you first."

Danny replies, "But I want to hear all of you first so show me your talents then I'll show you mine. Fair enough?"

The boys and Tori nod as Freddie says, "It is a deal."

Lyle asks, "So me and Tori will go first."

Then he and Tori go to the piano.

Danny tells them, "I'm ready any time."

Soon enough Lyle begins playing the piano

and he and Tori sing Tell me that you love me:

"Oh

yeah yeah

The situation turns around

Enough to figure out

That someone else has let you down

So many times

I don't know why

But I know we can make it as long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more then I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

So tell me that you love me anyway

Whoa whoa oh

Waking up beside yourself

And what you feel inside

Is being shared with someone else

Nowhere to hide

I don't know why

But I know we can make it as long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more then I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

But tell me that you love me anyway

Show me look what we found turn it around every day

I can hear what you say

Now I know why, know we can make it

If you tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more...

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

Maybe if you take one more then I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

But tell me that you love me anyway"

then stand up and bow.

Danny then applauds them both and says to them, "Very beautiful both of you."

Tori smiles while Lyle replies, "Thank you Mr. Gotti."

Danny replies, "Any time."

Then Tori sits down next to her dad and Jenny while Lyle, Freddie, Axl, and Jacob begin setting up.

Danny tells them, "Ready any time you boys are."

Then before he knows it, Freddie and the boys begin singing Windows Down:

Throw it up! woo hoo!

Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

Yeah, yeah woo hoo! yeah, yeah

You're pretty baby, but you know that

Wish I could bring ya

Across the map, yeah

I can feel it in the air that it's on tonight

I don't really care if it's wrong or right

Petal to the metal baby hold me tight

Anything you want I can get that girl

If you're with that girl

Everybody knows that I want ya

If you want me, baby show me

Roll the windows down let your hair flow

Let it all go tonight

Party people!

Woo hoo, all the windows down

Woo hoo, when I'm rolling through your town (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah, (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah

You drive me crazy, but you know that

Feel the breeze girl, let's take a lap(Yeah)

I can feel it in the air that it's on tonight

I don't really care if it's wrong or right

Petal to the metal baby hold me tight

Anything you want I can get that girl

If you're with that girl

Everybody knows that I want ya

If you want me, baby show me

Roll the windows down let you hair flow

Let it all go tonight

Party people!

Woo hoo, all the windows down

Woo hoo, when I'm rolling through your town (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah, (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah

It's on tonight

It's on, tonight

Woo hoo, all the windows down

Woo hoo, when I'm rolling through your town (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah, woo hoo

Saying yeah yeah

Woo hoo, all the windows down

Woo hoo, when I'm rolling through your town (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah (Woo hoo)

Saying yeah yeah

Woo hoo!

They bow and Danny, Tori, and Jenny applaud them.

Meanwhile outside the garage...

Chastity, Liz, and George are at the door listening and decide to come in after being amazed by the talents of Tori and the boys.

Danny tells them, "You guys all have done a great job."

Chastity says, "We heard you guys from the kitchen and got really amazed."

Danny turns around and tells her, "We didn't know you guys were listening."

Liz says to him, "I didn't know Axl could sing."

Axl gives her his typical "Oh mom." look

George asks, "May we be the audience too?"

Danny replies, "Sure thing."

Then Chastity, Liz, and George join Tori, Jenny, and Danny as the audience while Freddie and the boys prepare themselves for the next song to practice perform.

Then before they know it, Freddie and the boys

sing Big Time:

"Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh

Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh

Make it count

Play it straight.

Don't look back

Don't hesitate.

When you go big time

What you want

What you feel.

Never quitin'

Make it real

When you roll big time

Hey! Hey!

Listen to your heart now!

Hey! Hey!

Don't you feel the rush?

Hey! Hey!

Better take a shot now.

Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh.

Go and shake it up

What you gotta loose

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

If you want it all

Lay it on the line.

It's the only life you got

So you gotta live it big time.

Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh.

Step it up

Get in gear.

Go for broke

Make it clear

Gotta go big time

Make it work

Get it right.

Change the world overnight

Gotta dream big time

Hey! Hey!

Give it all you got now.

Hey! Hey!

Isn't it a rush?

Hey! Hey!

Finish what you start now.

Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh.

Go and shake it up

What you gotta loose

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

If you want it all

Lay it on the line.

It's the only life you got

So you gotta live it big time

Look around

Every life is shining now

It's brighter somehow.

Look around

Nothing's really as it seems

Nothing but dreams.

You and I

Gonna make a brand new sound

Like we own this town.

We can fly

Now I made it off the ground

and never look down

Welcome to the big time

All the pretty people see me walking in the sunshine.

Welcome to the good times

Life will never be the same...

Go and shake it up

What you gotta loose

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

If you want it all

Lay it on the line.

It's the only life you got

So you gotta live it big time.

Oh Oh Ohhhh Ohhhhh.

If you want it all

Lay it on the line.

It's the only life you got

So you gotta live it big time!

Then they bow followed by Danny and the others applauding.

Chastity tells them, "You boys have very beautiful voices."

Freddie responds, "Thanks mom."

Liz asks, "What's next?"

Lyle asks, "George do you want to practice Believer?"

George says, "Nah not right now man. Another time."

Chastity asks, "Who's next then?"

Tori and Freddie look straight at Danny and both say, "Dad is."

Danny asks, "Me? Ahh c'mon."

George says, "Come on Dan show us what you got."

Danny tells him, "Fine. Freddie you and the boys stay up there."

Freddie and the boys do as he tells them.

Danny goes up to where they are, grabs the microphone and begins his practice performance with:

"Ay-Oh"

Then points to George and the crowd who

echo back:

"Ay-Oh"

Danny does it again:

"Ay-Oh"

Echo:

"Ay-Oh"

Danny:

"Ay-Oh"

Echo:

"Ayyyyyyy-Oh"

Danny:

"De-da-di-da-di-da-di-de-do"

Echo:

"De-da-di-da-di-da-di-de-do"

Danny:

"Alright"

Echo:

"Alright"

Chastity then says, "That's the Freddie Mercury in him."

Liz and George crack up.

Then before they know it, Danny and the boys begin practice performing Bohemian Rhapsody as Danny begins playing the piano and singing:

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me

(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro magnifico

(I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me)

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go

(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows"

Then Axl bangs the gong and they all bow.

The bow is followed by loud applause.

George and Chastity both say, "Danny you are the reincarnation of Freddie Mercury."

Danny asks, "Can I just be me? Because honestly nobody can top Freddie Mercury or Elvis."

Chastity rolls her eyes and tells him, "Dan your voice is beautiful."

Tori says to him, "Yeah dad you have such a beautiful voice."

Danny replies, "Thank you Chastity and Tori but seriously I'm just me or the straight version of Freddie Mercury but I'd prefer me because Mr. Mercury well there was only one and that was him may he rest in peace."

Chastity tells him, "You kiddin? There's you and our son who we named after him."

Lyle asks, "You were named after Freddie Mercury?"

Chastity says, "Yes his full name is Freddie Mercury Gotti."

Freddie super embarrassed, says, "Mom!"

Lyle asks, "What are you embarrassed of? That'd be cool to be named after a very famous rock star!"

Freddie replies, "I guess it is."

Jacob asks, "What do we do now?"

Danny tells him, "Keep Yourself Alive."

Axl says, "Alright."

Then before anyone knows it, Danny and the boys begin practice performing Keep Yourself Alive:

"Take off

I was told a million times

Of all the troubles in my way

Mind you grow a little wiser

Little better every day

But if I crossed a million rivers

And I rode a million miles

Then I'd still be where I started

Bread and butter for a smile

Well I sold a million mirrors

In a shopping alley way

But I never saw my face

In any window any day

Now they say your folks are telling you

Be a super star

But I tell you just be satisfied

Stay right where you are

Keep yourself alive, yeah

Keep yourself alive

Ooh, it'll take you all your time and money

Honey you'll survive

Well I've loved a million women

In a belladonic haze

And I ate a million dinners

Brought to me on silver trays

Give me everything I need

To feed my body and my soul

And I'll grow a little bigger

Maybe that can be my goal

I was told a million times

Of all the people in my way

How I had to keep on trying

And get better every day

But if I crossed a million rivers

And I rode a million miles

Then I'd still be where I started

Same as when I started

Keep yourself alive, come on

Keep yourself alive

Ooh, it'll take you all your time and money honey

You'll survive, shake

Keep yourself alive, wow

Keep yourself alive

Oh, it'll take you all your time and money

To keep me satisfied

Do you think you're better every day?

No, I just think I'm two steps nearer to my grave

Keep yourself alive, c'mon

Keep yourself alive

Mm, you take your time and take more money

Keep yourself alive

C'mon keep yourself alive

All you people keep yourself alive

Keep yourself alive

C'mon c'mon keep yourself alive

It'll take you all your time and a money

To keep me satisfied

Keep yourself alive

All you people keep yourself alive

Take you all your time and money honey

You will survive

Keep you satisfied"

Then they bow followed by applause.

Jenny who is also amazed, tells them, "You guys should seriously do a performance."

Freddie asks, "What kind?"

Jenny replies, "Something like Live Aid."

Lyle asks, "You do realize performances are expensive?"

Axl then asks, "How the hell would we all get tickets out?"

Jenny tells them, "You wouldn't need to get tickets out. It'd be a free concert plus a nice tribute to Freddie Mercury."

Lyle tells her, "But really think about it we can't just say oh this is a modern day Live Aid. We can't just steal the name Live Aid. Like what would be the name and how would billions manage to watch it?"

Jacob also asks, "And where would we do it? Wembley is in the U.K. and none of us can just get to Wembley."

Jenny tells them, "Dodgers Stadium, Angels Stadium, Los Angeles coliseum, Embassy Suites in Brea, or the Brea Mall. Which ever one."

Lyle tells her, "We'd have to reserve it and take all the equipment with us and pay alot of money."

Freddie tells them, "I don't see why we don't turn it into a charity gig."

Lyle asks, "And just what charity gig would we do?"

Freddie says, "Cancer? Wounded Warriors?"

Danny replies, "Why can't we donate to both like make our concert/performance a tribute to Freddie Mercury and a contribution to help our Veterans and Cancer Patients ranging from Shriner's hospital to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital to adults with Cancer?"

Lyle tells him, "Mr. Gotti that's a great idea but how would we manage to collect the money?"

Then a voice says, "We'll help with that."

Danny turns around only to see Joe, Victoria, Chris, Jeanie, Rheya, Alan, Cameron, and Brenda standing there and asks, "You guys were listening as well?"

Jeanie tells him, "We heard everything and we all are willing to help you guys put it all together."

Freddie asks, "You are?"

Jeanie tells him, "With great pleasure."

Joe also tells him, "Your dad has great intentions. I mean wonderful intentions."

Danny is completely overjoyed as he never ever expected to see that his friends, brother, sister in law, wife, children, and his friends's children would actually help him put something like that together.

Axl asks, "Where are Phoebe and Jade?"

Phoebe and Jade pop up and both say, "We're here."

Danny says to them, "Thanks guys this has really been a dream of mine for a while and now it is going to become a reality. I really thank you guys."

Jeanie tells him, "Any time. We're always happy to help."

"And we couldn't be any more proud." says Kitty who just walked in alongside Red who is also proud but has a headache due to the loud music.

Red tells them, "You guys are blasting a headache into my ears."

Kitty tells him, "Oh Red be nice. Danny you have such great intentions and we didn't realize you had such an amazing singing voice."

Danny replies, "Thanks mom and sorry dad."

Red simply says, "Dumbass."

Danny casually rolls his eyes

Freddie asks, "Dad what would you like to practice perform next?"

Danny replies, "Under Pressure."

Lyle says,"Ok."

Danny says, "Uh George we'll need you since you are talented as well."

George replies,"Alright cool." then goes to where he and the boys are while Red and Kitty join the practice audience.

Then before anyone knows it they begin practice performing Under Pressure:

"Mmm num ba de

Dum bum ba be

Doo buh dum ba beh beh

Pressure pushing down on me

Pressing down on you, no man ask for

Under pressure that burns a building down

Splits a family in two

Puts people on streets

Um ba ba be

De day da

Ee day da- that's okay

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about

Watching some good friends screaming, "Let me out!"

Pray tomorrow gets me higher

Pressure on people, people on streets

Day day de mm hm

Da da da ba ba

Okay

Chipping around, kick my brains around the floor

These are the days it never rains but it pours

Ee do ba be

Ee da ba ba ba

Um bo bo

Be lap

People on streets

Ee da de da de

People on streets

Ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about

Watching some good friends screaming, 'Let me out'

Pray tomorrow gets me higher, high

Pressure on people, people on streets

Turned away from it all like a blind man

Sat on a fence but it don't work

Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn

Why, why, why?

Love, love, love, love, love

Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking

Can't we give ourselves one more chance?

Why can't we give love that one more chance?

Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love

Give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?

Because love's such an old-fashioned word

And love dares you to care for

The people on the (People on streets) edge of the night

And love (People on streets) dares you to change our way of

Caring about ourselves

This is our last dance

This is ourselves under pressure

Under pressure

Pressure"

Then they bow which is again followed by a loud applause.

Red who is very astonished by Danny and George's talents, tells them, "You boys did good for a couple of dumbasses but you both are talented dumbasses."

Kitty rolls her eyes and tells them, "You boys all did a good job."

Liz and Chastity just smile with astonishment at their husbands.

Axl asks, "What do you want to practice next?"

Danny replies, "Radio Gaga."

Then with that, they begin to practice

perform Radio Gaga while George joins the audience:

"Radio.

Radio.

I'd sit alone and watch your light

My only friend through teenage nights

And everything I had to know

I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars

Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars

You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry

You made us feel like we could fly

Radio

So don't become some background noise

A backdrop for the girls and boys

Who just don't know or just don't care

And just complain when you're not there

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio, Radio

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Radio, someone still loves you!

We watch the shows, we watch the stars

On videos for hours and hours

We hardly need to use our ears

How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend

Like all good things on you we depend

So stick around 'cause we might miss you

When we grow tired of all this visual

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio, Radio.

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Someone still loves you!

Radio ga ga (3x)

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio, Radio."

They bow while their practice audience applauds their practice performance.

Danny then tells them, "Let's take a break boys."

Freddie replies, "Alright." then puts his guitar down and walks out of the garage with Jenny but stops and says,"Great job dad!"

Danny smiles and replies, "Thanks son. You too."

As everyone else all leaves, Chastity tells Danny, "Dan I am so proud of you." as she hugs him.

Danny asks, "For what?"

Chastity replies, "Wanting to contribute a lot to those charities. You're going to do a great thing."

Danny smiles and tells her, "No Chas we are going to do a great thing. I know that it may not end cancer or get all the homeless Veterans in homes or make them one of the main priorities of the U.S.A. in which the government has been lacking on for decades but hey atleast I'll help Veterans and Cancer Patients and possibly entertain them."

Chastity replies, "And that's all that matters Danny is that you are trying to help those foundations and it is a great thing that you could be possibly entertaining Veterans and Cancer patients."

Danny tells her, "It's been a life long dream of mine to somehow help them you know and I believe by having a big concert like what me, Tori, and the boys plan on doing similar to the Live Aid concert in 1985 and raising money I believe that by making my contribution it could somehow help those foundations to help those men, women, children, servicemen, and servicewomen get the treatment they deserve well I mean they are getting the treatment they need but maybe my contribution could possibly help improve the treatments and possibly help them somehow. Maybe hopefully help military veterans and widows of fallen military personnel, police officers, paramedics, EMTs, and firefighters overcome what they went through and possibly help improve the V.A. and the benefits of those other professions and maybe improve anything else."

Chastity hugs him and says, "Danny you have such great intentions. I'm so lucky to have married a wonderful man who is you."

Danny tells her, "Aww thanks Chas that really means a lot to me."

Then they both kiss before Danny leaves the garage to go out bowling with George and the guys.

...

They then finally arrive to the bowling alley, get their gear, and begin taking turns bowling.

However, Danny's old enemy Smokey is there and he bowls seemingly over the line.

Seeing this, Danny yells, "OVER THE LINE!"

Startled, Smokey turns around and Danny in a calm tone of voice says, "You were over the line Smokey. That's 0."

Smokey replies, "Bullshit. Hey George mark it 8."

Danny tells him, "Don't you dare mark that 8. You mark it a 0!"
George trying to be the peacemaker tells him, "Ah come on Dan, ya know, it's Smokey and so what if his toe slipped over the line big deal."

Joe who agrees with George also tells him, "It's just a game bro so chill."

Danny ignoring what they just said and chimes in with, "George this is a major league game. This is like the world series man. This determines who is the ultimate winner of the season and of the year. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?!"

Smokey replies, "Yeah but-" then gets cut off by Danny who tells him, "Look Smokey we troops came home from Vietnam so no need to still have your hippie hairstyle and still protest."

Smokey fires back with, "Yeah but I wasn't over Dan! George gimme that marker because I am gonna mark it 8."

Danny pulls out his loaded glock 19 and tells Smokey, "Hey Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain."

George kind of weirded out by Danny's sudden move, says, "Uhhhhh Dan..."

Danny still holding onto the gun and getting more aggravated, tells him, "You mark that frame with a fucking 8 and you're going to enter a world of pain!"

Smokey believing Danny to be bluffing, says, "I'm not..."

Danny more pissed, simply says, "A world of fuckin' pain!"

Smokey now getting scared, turns to George, and replies, "George he's your brother.."

George looks at Danny and says, "Dan put the gun down and let it go!"

Danny shouts, "HAS THE WORLD GONE FUCKIN MAD?! AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THIS ENTIRE BUILDING WHO GIVES TWO FUCKS AND FIVE SHITS ABOUT THE GODDAMN RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!" then points the gun in Smokey's face even cocking it as if he were ready to shoot something or someone

Joe nervously says, "Danny put it down and shut the fuck up!"

Danny yells, "MARK IT FUCKIN ZERO!"

George very nervous and annoyed, looks at Danny, and tells him, "Put the piece away man. They're calling the cops on your ass and then we'll all be thrown outta here!"

Smokey nervously stares into the gunbarrel while Danny shouts, "YOU THINK I'M FUCKIN AROUND HERE?! GRAB THE FUCKIN MARKER AND MARK IT ZERO!" as his eyes change color and his fangs begin to show

Smokey nervously does so then looks back at Danny and says to him, "Ok it's fuckin zero. You happy now you crazy fuck?!"

Danny who is suddenly in a chill mood, shrugs, and simply tells him, "It's just a major league game Smokey I don't get why you're getting a bug up your ass about it."

Then Smokey walks off leaving Danny and the guys.

Danny shrugs again and says, "Don't know what he was tripping out for. It's just a game."

George surprised at his brother and annoyed at the same time, turns to him, and tells him, "Danny I love you but sometimes you are a complete idiot and prick."

Danny asks, "What do you mean by that?"

George tells him, "Come on Danny really think about it. You just went ape shit on Smokey for no reason and now you are suddenly calm and docile wondering why he called you a crazy fuck."

Danny rolls his eyes and bowls. He hits all the pins and says, "If Smokey only did that then everything would have been fine."

George looks at him and says, "Dan I love you but you're a fuckin moron at times."

Danny asks, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

George tells him, "Because you are and that's that and plus you only hate Smokey because he protested Vietnam. Danny seriously let it go."

Danny replies, "I won't let it go and besides I have every right to be furious at him and the many protesters. You wouldn't understand because unlike me you never served your country and you're not a decorated war hero so in that case you don't know or understand how I feel. So please keep it to a minimum sir please."

George rolls his eyes and goes up for his turn to bowl while Alan asks, "I never saw you that angry before Dan. You ok?"

Danny asks, "Why the hell wouldn't I be ok? I'm fine." then opens a beer and takes a sip before saying, "Look I need to save my voice because when I get home I wanna practice again."

Meanwhile back at home...

Chastity and the women are going on about how talented Danny, Tori, Lyle, Axl, Jacob, Freddie, and George are. Liz says, "I never knew George and Axl were that talented." Chastity replies, "Same here with Danny, Tori, and Freddie. I mean I knew they were talented in singing and dancing but I never knew Freddie could play the guitar almost identical to how Brian May did in Queen or go really high like how Roger Taylor could especially on the Galileo part in Bohemian Rhapsody."

Victoria smirks and tells them, "Lyle hid his talents from me and Joe. We never knew why but now I kind of figured he didn't want us to hear him play those drums the way Roger Taylor did I mean especially on the drum solo for Keep Yourself Alive, Lyle sounds identical to Roger Taylor." while Jenny chimes in with, "I'm really happy that I atleast suggested a Live Aid-like concert."

Chastity replies, "Well Jenny you made Danny's dream come true because now he'll be fully committed to it from start to finish." Liz then asks, "Chas how long has Danny wanted to do that?"

Chastity tells her, "His whole life since he was a kid and after Vietnam. It has been his life long dream."

Then before Liz can say anything, Danny and the guys come home early from the bowling alley. Chastity says, "Dan you boys are home early."

Danny tells her, "Yeah I wanna practice again." then goes straight into the garage while Chastity turns to Liz and says, "See what did I tell you? He is going to be fully dedicated to it."

Liz tells her, "I think Axl, Tori, Freddie, Lyle, and Jacob just headed into the garage to practice as well."

Jenny and Phoebe both simply say, "Dedication."

Meanwhile in the garage...

Danny, George, Freddie, Axl, and Jacob are setting up when Lyle asks," Who wants to practice first?" and Tori adds, "And what song are you going to practice?"

George asks,"What about Under Pressure?" Lyle replies,"Nah that one is easy. How about Who Can It Be Now?"

Shrugging, Danny replies, "How about Bohemian Rhapsody?"

Freddie responds, "Alright, if you say so dad."

Danny says, "Ok then George and Tori you guys be our mock audience and Me and the boys will begin Bohemian Rhapsody." then goes to where Freddie and the boys are.

George and Tori grab a couple of chairs and sit down in front of Danny and the boys.

Without further ado, Danny and the boys begin singing and he begins playing the piano:

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me

(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro magnifico

(I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me)

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go

(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows"

Then Axl bangs the gong and they all bow.

The bow is followed by applauds. "You guys did great again on Bohemian Rhapsody," George continued. "I hope we do that great when we are in front of a huge live audience otherwise we'll be-"

"No, there is no otherwise George. We just have to practice until we drop. That's all. Plus I believe practice makes absolute perfect. I mean seriously don't consider an inch of failure." Danny tells him with a sharp look in his eye.

George knowing the kind of perfectionist his brother is, decides not to say anything that would hint at them bombing at the concert. However, he knows deep inside that they are all nervous wrecks.

"Let's practice Hammer To Fall just for fun. Hell it is one of my favorite Queen songs then again I like all of Queen's songs." Danny tells them.

Then without any moment of hesitation, he and the boys begin to practice perform Hammer To Fall:

"Here we stand or here we fall

History won't care at all

Make the bed, light the light

Lady Mercy won't be home tonight

You don't waste no time at all

Don't hear the bell but you answer the call

It comes to you as to us all

We're just waiting for the hammer to fall

Oh, every night and every day

A little piece of you is falling away

But lift your face the Western Way

Build your muscles as your body decays

Tow the line and play their game

Let the anesthetic cover it all

'Til one day they call your name

You know it's time for the hammer to fall

Rich or poor or famous for

Your truth it's all the same

(Oh, no! Oh, no!)

Lock your door but rain is pouring

Through your window pane

(Oh, no!)

Baby, now your struggle's all in vain

For he who grew up tall and proud

In the shadow of the Mushroom Cloud

Convinced our voices can't be heard

We just wanna scream it louder and louder and louder

What the hell are we fighting for?

Just surrender and it won't hurt at all

You just got time to say your prayers

While you're waiting for the hammer to—hammer to fall

Hey! Yes.

It's going to fall! Yeah!

Hammer!

You know

Yeah!

Hammer to fall!

Woohooo

Hey

Wooowoo

Ha ha

Eh Hammer

Hammer!

Yeah!

Waiting for the hammer to fall, baby!

While you're waiting for the hammer to fall

Give it to me one more time!"

Before they could bow, Tori and George applaud their practice performance. Tori has confidence that she and Lyle will do good for starting the concert. George is beginning to stress about failing but he doesn't want to let Danny know as he knows Danny is such a perfectionist. George, Tori, Axl, and Freddie go off to their rooms since it is getting late. Jacob and Lyle go home. Danny stays in the garage and begins putting everything away.

However, he is interrupted when the full moon beams on him. "Oh Shit! Not again!" moans Danny as his eyes change color and he transforms into his werewolf form. Before jumping out the garage window, he lets out a howl. "Dad did you-" says Freddie who immediately pauses when he sees the trashed garage, Danny's torn shoes, a few drops of blood, and the broken window. Panicked, he runs upstairs and bangs Tori's door. Tori opens the door and gets a confused look on her face when she sees her brother in a state of horror. "What is it, Freddie?" asks Tori. "Just come to the garage with me!" says Freddie who pulls Tori out of her room. They run down to the garage and Tori gets her "Oh my God!" look on her face. They both run upstairs and get Chastity, George, Liz, and Axl to come down to the garage. After they see what they see, Chastity decides it is best that they wait it off and let Danny come home by himself, because looking for him would be futile.

To Be Continued...