Scary Movie 6:
Ch. 6:
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Danny is on the prowl again and kills more hunters. Chastity and the others have gone to bed, deciding to let Danny come home after his night of prowling around. However, Danny also kills a pack of coyotes, saving a male German Shepherd in the process.
Soon enough, Danny comes on and passes out as the full moon begins to set and as he begins reversion.
The next morning, Danny is sound asleep and Chastity is getting herself a cup of coffee, when she hears a dog barking at the front door. She opens the door and sees a male German Shepherd with minor scratches. She grabs a few pieces of ham to feed the dog and pets it.
"Chastity, what is at the door?" asks George.
"A male German Shepherd." says Chastity.
"I wonder why it won't leave." says George.
"I'm gonna go check on, Dan." says Chastity who then heads upstairs to check on Danny.
The dog follows her.
Upstairs...
Danny is wide awake and dazed.
"Good morning, Dan." says Chastity who then gives him a cup of coffee.
"Morning, Chas." says Danny who is stretching and yawning.
"Danny, I just wanted to let you know that they found more mutilated bodies last night." says Chastity.
Danny, upset by this, puts his head in his lap.
Chastity hugs him in order to comfort him.
When he lifts his head up, he gets wide eyed when he sees the dog. The dog comes up to him.
"Uhhhh Dan why does it look like the dog recognizes you and you recognize it?" asks Chastity.
"I saved this dog last night from coyotes." says Danny.
The dog nudges his nose on Danny's nose and mouth signifying that Danny is in charge.
"Uhhh Dan?" says Chastity who has a weird look on her face.
"What? The dog is just making sure he knows who is in charge." says Danny.
George then runs into the bed room.
"Yes, George?" says Danny.
"Why is the dog in here?" asks George.
"Because I want it in here." says Danny.
The dog growls and snarls at George.
Danny looks at the dog and the dog backs down.
"Whoa! Chastity did you see that?" asks George who is wide eyed and shocked.
"Yes, I did." says an amazed Chastity.
"What?" asks Danny.
"When you looked at that dog, it was almost like you had an uncanny control over him." says George.
"I guess I did." says Danny.
"Why did you come in here, George?" asks Chastity.
"Oh, yeah, uhh Dan I just wanted to tell you that more people were murdered last night." says George.
"George, don't give me a horror story!" says Danny who continues with, "I know I am a murderer."
"Dan, I'm just telling you that-" says George who is immediately cut off.
"George, if you are trying to cheer me up, you're failing terribly. I know I am a murderer. I admit it." says Danny.
"Not exactly, because you did save that dog last night and he followed you and I guess he is grateful you saved him." says George.
"Yeah, I guess some good came out of my werewolf-ism. Well, if it got me a fur buddy, I'm fine with that." says Danny who is petting the dog.
"Now, what do we name him?" asks Chastity.
"How about Jerry-Lee?" asks George.
"Oh great! Name me after an entertainer who married his cousin or someone in his family!" barks the dog.
Danny gets wide eyed as he understood the dog and is surprised the dog spoke.
"What is it, Dan?" asks Chastity.
"The dog just spoke." says Danny.
"Oh, c'mon, Dan, dogs don't speak." scoffs George.
"Oh really, Einstein?! Then what are these coming out of my mouth?" says the dog in a sarcastic way.
George gets wide eyed as well.
"Well, are you jokers going to name me or do I remain nameless?" asks the dog.
"How about Rufus?" asks Chastity.
"Rufus? Oh come on! You can't be serious?" says the dog.
"Duke?" asks Danny.
"Now, that I like!" says the dog now named Duke who continues with, "Duke like John Wayne or Neville Brand's character in Stalag 17. I like it."
"Duke it is." says Danny who then pets Duke and continues with, "I'm gonna go practice in the garage."
Danny then puts his cup of coffee down, gives Duke another pat on the head, and heads to the garage.
George follows him.
Duke puts his head on his paws.
Inside the garage...
Danny is setting up the equipment so that way they can practice more songs.
Soon enough, Tori, Freddie, Axl, Lyle, Jade, Jacob, Phoebe, and Jenny join in.
"So, dad what song should we practice first?" asks Freddie.
"Keep Yourself Alive?" asks Axl.
"Body Language." says Danny.
"OK, Mr. Gotti." says Lyle.
George and the girls pull up chairs as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Body Language:
"Give me, body, give me, body body
Give me your body
Don't talk
Baby don't talk
Body language
Give me your body
Just give me your body
Give me your body
Don't talk
Body language
You got red lips
Snakes in your eyes
Long legs, great thighs
You've got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Knock me down for a six anytime
Look at me, I got of case of body language
Body language, body language, yeah
Sexy body, sexy, sexy body
I want your body
Baby you're hot
Body language body language body language
Body language body language body language
Body language body language body language"
Then they bow and it is followed by an applause.
"You guys did great on that song." says George.
"What song should we do next, Uncle Dan?" asks Axl.
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love." says Danny.
"OK." says Freddie.
Then before anyone knows it, they begin performing Queen's song Crazy Little Thing Called Love:
"This thing called love, I just can't handle it
This thing called love, I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
This thing (this thing)
Called love (called love)
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love
There goes my baby
She knows how to rock 'n' roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat
I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love
I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's
Take a back seat (ahum), hitch-hike (ahum)
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love
This thing called love, I just can't handle it
This thing called love, I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah"
Then before they bow, there is a loud applause.
"What song should we do next?" asks Lyle.
"Let's do Finally Falling." says Danny.
"OK." says Freddie.
Tori, George, Jenny, Jade, and Phoebe come up to where Danny and the boys are and begin performing the song Finally Falling:
"Suddenly, my choice is clear.
I knew when only you and I were standing here.
And beautiful is all I see
It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be
That money isn't worth a thing,
If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it.
True love doesn't cost a thing
And if you try to buy it, you can't return it
No, no, oh, oh!
Your friends are doing all the same things
And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds!
Suddenly I can see what I didn't before
And I don't care what they say anymore
'Cause I'm falling, falling!
Finally falling, falling!
I don't need all the finer things,
Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something.
'Cause love is all I need,
All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
My friends are wondering what you're thinking!
And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
But it doesn't matter if we change their minds!
Suddenly I can see what I didn't before
And I don't care what they say anymore
'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)!
Finally falling, falling!
If you can't find love when you're in it
Just forget it.
It would change your mind once you get it.
Don't you get it?
'Cause we did it.
Yeah, we did it.
Well, we did it.
Suddenly I can see what I didn't before
And I don't care what they say anymore
'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)!
Finally falling, falling!
Suddenly I can see what I didn't before
And I don't care what they say anymore
'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)!
Finally falling, falling!
Suddenly I can see what I didn't before
And I don't care what they say anymore
'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)!
Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)!
Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)!
Finally falling, falling!"
They then bow and soon enough there is a loud applause from Chastity, Liz, Victoria, Joe, Alan, Rheya, Chris, Jeanie, Cameron, and Brenda.
Jade looks at Danny and begins to suddenly develop romantic feelings for him. Danny, Jacob, and everyone else is unaware of it.
"You guys are really good!" says Liz.
Chastity goes up to Danny and gives him a peck on the cheek.
"What was that for?" asks Danny.
"Doing a good job and because I love you." says Chastity.
"Ditto." says Danny.
"What song should we practice next?" asks Freddie.
"How about Tori and Lyle practice their duet?" asks Danny.
"OK, dad." says Tori.
"Sure thing." says Lyle who then gets out of the drum set and sits down at the piano.
As Danny and the others step off to the side, Tori and Lyle begin their duet Tell me that you love me:
"Oh
yeah yeah
The situation turns around
Enough to figure out
That someone else has let you down
So many times
I don't know why
But I know we can make it as long as you say it
So tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
And maybe if you take one more then I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
Tell me that you love me anyway
So tell me that you love me anyway
Whoa whoa oh
Waking up beside yourself
And what you feel inside
Is being shared with someone else
Nowhere to hide
I don't know why
But I know we can make it as long as you say it
So tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
And maybe if you take one more then I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
But tell me that you love me anyway
Show me look what we found turn it around every day
I can hear what you say
Now I know why, know we can make it
If you tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
And maybe if you take one more...
So tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
Maybe if you take one more then I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
But tell me that you love me anyway."
Then before they bow, they share a kiss as everyone else applauds them.
All of the teenagers go, "Awww!" when they see Tori and Lyle kiss. When Danny pulls Chastity into a kiss, the teenagers make grossed out noises. Danny and Chastity roll their eyes.
"What song should we do next?" asks Lyle.
"Radio Gaga?" asks Freddie.
"Nah that one is too easy." says Jacob.
"Night Fever?" asks Lyle.
"No, Hammer to fall!" says Axl.
"No that one is also too easy!" says Lyle.
"Look Lyle I-" says Axl who is cut off immediately.
"You know what Axl?!" says Lyle.
"What?!" asks Axl.
"I have just about had-" says Lyle who is cut off.
"EEEEEEEEEEENOUGH! Boys! Boys! Let's not fight and just pick a song!" says Danny.
"You can choose, Mr. Gotti." says Lyle.
"Love of my life." says Danny.
Then before anybody could blink an eye, they begin performing Queen's song Love of my life:
"Love of my life, you've hurt me
You've broken my heart and now you leave me
Love of my life, can't you see?
Bring it back, bring it back
Don't take it away from me, because you don't know
What it means to me
Love of my life, don't leave me
You've stolen my love(all of my love) and now desert me
Love of my life, can't you see?
(Please bring it)
Bring it back, bring it back (back)
Don't take it away from me
Because you don't know
What it means to me
Who will remember
When this is blown over
Everything's all by the way
(Ooh) When I grow older
I will be there at your side to remind you
How I still love you (I still love you)
I still love you
Ooh, back, hurry back
Please bring it back home to me
Because you don't know what it means to me
Love of my life
Love of my life
Ooh, Ooh."
Then as they begin to bow, there is an applause followed by the girls and women crying. Jade's eyes are glazed over and now Jenny's are too as she too has begun to fall in love with Danny. Danny is not aware of the girls's feelings toward him.
"What song next?" asks Freddie.
"Don't Stop Me Now." says Danny.
Then without a doubt, they begin performing Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now:
"Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah
And floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time
I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go
There's no stopping me
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (yes, I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite, I'm out of control
I am a sex machine, ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Don't stop me, hey, hey, hey
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Have a good time, good time
Don't stop me, don't stop me, ah
Oh yeah
Alright
Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time (wooh)
Just give me a call (alright)
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time, yeah yeah)
Don't stop me now (yes, I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
La da da da daah
Da da da haa
Ha da da ha ha haaa
Ha da daa ha da da aaa
Ooh ooh ooh."
Then they bow down which is followed by another round of applause.
"What song next?" asks Lyle.
"Bohemian Rhapsody." says Danny.
"OK, dad." says Freddie.
Without further ado, they begin performing Queen's song BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY:
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro magnifico
(I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me)
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows."
Then Axl bangs the gong and there is a very loud applause.
"You are really nailing it on that song, Danny." says an amazed George.
"Oh, dahling, we're nailing the whole damn thing." says Danny who just impersonated Freddie Mercury.
Everyone cracks up after Danny just delivered a Freddie Mercury line.
"Mr. Gotti, you did an amazing job!" says Jenny as she gazes into Danny's baby blue eyes.
"Thanks Jenny." says Danny.
"Did I do good too, Jenny?" asks Freddie.
"You did...alright." says Jenny.
"Mr. Gotti, you sir, are very talented." says Jade.
"Awww! Thanks Jade, that is so sweet of you." says Danny.
"How about me?" asks Jacob.
"You need to practice on the bass a little more, Jacob." says Jade.
Danny is unaware of Jade and Jenny's feelings toward him and brushes off their stares as nothing more, but, admiration and respect as he is an authority figure to all of them.
"What song should we do next?" asks Freddie.
"Jade and I will do our duet." says Tori.
Then, Danny and the boys go off to the side as Tori and Jade perform Take a hint:
"Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming
From the left and from the right
I don't wanna be a priss
I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the-
Asked me for my number
Yeah, you put me on the spot
You think that we should hook up
But I think that we should not
You had me at hello then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going south, oh!
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
I guess you still don't get it
So let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is
And I told you it was stop
And if I had a dime
For every name that you just dropped
You'd be here, and I'd be on a yacht, oh!
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
What about no don't you get?
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leaving
I'm gonna count to three, and
Open my eyes and you'll be gone
Get your hands off my-
(Two)
Or I'll punch you in the-
(Three)
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint
Woah
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint!"
Then they bow and there is a loud applause.
"You girls did great!" says Danny.
"Thanks, dad." says Tori.
"Thank you, Mr. Gotti." says Jade.
"What next?" asks Freddie.
"You, me, Lyle, and Jenny will do our Quad-performance Best Friend's Brother." says Tori.
Then without any ado, Lyle, Tori, Freddie, and Jenny perform Best Friend's Brother:
"I call you up when I know he's at home,
I jump out of my skin when he picks up the phone
What can I tell if he's looking at me?
Should I give him a smile?
Should I get up and leave?
I know it's strange, I don't what I'm thinking
But is it wrong if I see him this weekend
I really hope I can get him alone
I just don't, don't want her to know
Yeeeeeaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
Yeeeeaaah
A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to, but I want to,
Cause I just can't get you out of mind!
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother
I kinda think that I might be his type
Because if you're not around, he's not actin' too shy
Sometimes I feel like he might make a move
Is this all in my head?
I don't know what to do
I know it's strange, I don't know what he's thinking
But is it wrong if I see him this weekend
I really hope I can get him alone
I just don't, don't want her to know
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
Yeeeeaaah
A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to, but I want to,
Cause I just can't get you out of mind!
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother
Cause he's such a dream
Yeah
And you know what I mean
If you weren't related
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
Yeeeeaaah
A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to, but I want to
Cause I just can't get you out of mind and...
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother."
Then they bow down, followed by applause.
"What next?" asks Lyle.
"I'm going to do Freak the freak out." says Tori.
"Alright! Giggitty!" says Lyle.
Then, without a doubt and further ado Tori begins performing Freak the freak out:
"Are you listenin'?
Hear me talk, hear me sing
Open up the door
Easy less, easy more
tell me to beware
Are you here, are you there?
Is there something I should know?
Easy come, easy go
I'm not Noddin your head Don't hear a word I say.
I can't communicate. when you wait.
Don't relate.
I try to talk to you
But you never even knew
's it gonna be? Tell me.
Can you hear me? (hear me? can you hear?)
I'm so sick of it.
Your attention deficit.
Never listen
You never listen
I'm so sick of it
so i'll throw another fit
Never listen
You never listen
I scream your name!
It always stays the same.
I scream and shout!
So what I'm gonna do
Now is freak the freak out.
Hey!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
patience running thin running thin
come again
tell me what i get
opposite opposite
show me what is real
if it breaks
does it heal
open up your ear
why u think that i'm here
keep me in the dark
r u even thinking of me
is there someone else above me
gotta know gotta know
what am i gonna do
cause i cant get through to you
so whats it gonna be
tell me can u hear me
im so sick of it
ur attention deficit
never listen never listen
im so sick of it
so ill thow another fit
never listen never listen
i scream ur name
it always stays the same
i scream and shout
so what im gonna do now is freak the freak out
hey
whoa whoa whoa whoa
i scream ur name
is freak the freak out
whoa whoa whoa whoa
I scream your name!
It always stays the same.
I scream and shout!
So what I'm gonna do
Now is freak the freak out.
Hey!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
Now is freak the freak out.
Ohhhhhhhh...
I scream your name!
But you never listen!
Ohhhhhhhh...
But you never listen."
Then Tori bows and a loud applause is heard.
Lyle shares a kiss with her and then Danny gives her a kiss on the forehead.
"What song will be next?" asks Jacob.
"Mr. Bad Guy." says Danny who then goes up to where Tori was.
Tori and Lyle step aside as Danny begins to perform Freddie Mercury's solo Mr. Bad Guy:
"Let's go chasing rainbows in the sky
It's my invitation
Let's all take a trip on my ecstasy
I'm Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy
Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury
Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me
Your big daddy's got no place to stay
Bad communication
I feel like the President of the USA
Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy
Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury
Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me
I'm Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me
I can ruin people's lives
Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me
It's the only way to be
That's my destiny
Mr bad guy, Mr bad guy, bad guy
It's the only way for me
It's my destiny, oh yeah
Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy
Can't you see this is my destiny
Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me."
Then he bows down and there is another round of a loud applause.
Jade and Jenny both look at Danny just amazed by his beautiful voice.
"What song is next?" asks Freddie.
"Greased Lightnin'." says Danny.
George and the boys come back to where Danny is and without any further ado, begin performing Greased Lightnin':
"Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!
(Grease lightnin'!)
We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that ain't no shit
We'll be gettin' lots of tit in grease lightnin'
Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')
Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'
We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin',
She's a real pussy wagon - grease lightnin'
Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')
Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'
Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')
Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'!"
Before they can even bow, there is a very loud applause from everyone.
"What next?" asks Lyle.
"We Will Rock You." says Danny.
George steps off to the side and everyone begins the stomps and claps as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song We Will Rock You:
"Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
We will, we will rock you, sing it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place, do it!
We will, we will rock you, sing it
We will, we will rock you, everybody
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Alright."
Then they take a bow and everyone applauds and "woohs!" are heard.
"What should we do next?" asks Freddie.
"Let's take a break for a bit." says Danny who is beginning to sweat.
"OK, if you say so dad." says Freddie.
Danny sits down, grabs a towel, and wipes the sweat off his face.
Everyone else leaves except Jade and Jenny
"Mr. Gotti, would you like a cup of water?" asks Jenny.
"Why Jenny I-" says Danny who immediately pauses when he gets a drop of sweat in his eye and tries his best to make his eye stop stinging.
"Mr. Gotti, would you like a glass of ice water rather than a cup?" asks Jade who now sees Jenny as competition.
Jenny gives her the "are you serious?" look.
Jade ignores Jenny's disapproving look.
"If one of you girls do not mind at all." says Danny.
"OK!" says both Jade and Jenny as they both go off to get Danny a glass of ice water.
Danny is still unaware of Jade and Jenny's romantic florence nightingale syndrome feelings toward him. Chastity, Freddie, Jacob, and everyone else is also unaware of it as well.
Jenny comes back with the glass of ice water.
"Here you go, honey!" says Jenny who hands Danny the glass.
"What? What did you just say?" asks Danny who is bewildered by what Jenny just said.
"I said here you go, Mr. Gotti." says Jenny who tries to cop out of what she really just said.
"Thank you, Jenny." says Danny who then takes a sip of the water.
Jenny stands there, just staring at Danny wanting to at least plant a kiss on his forehead, but, what was holding her back was the fact that she was competing with Jade, Freddie is her boyfriend, Tori is her best friend, and she doesn't want to lose Danny and Chastity's respect. Jenny is torn between running home crying or staying by to listen to Danny sing again.
Meanwhile, Jade stands in the shadows and also stares at Danny, but, unlike Jenny, she wants to have an intimate kiss with Danny, but, is resisting the urge as she doesn't want to lose respect from Danny and Chastity, her friendship with Tori and Freddie, her relationship with Jacob, and she sees Jenny as competition. Wrestling with inner self and emotions, Jade goes home.
Jenny sees this as a score for her.
Danny then sits at the piano and begins singing Okay:
"There is no upper hand
I'm givin' you mine
It doesn't have to end up
wastin' your time
There's things I could say
But here in my way
I wanna let you know
that it's all Okay."
Jenny's eyes get glazed over and she gets amazed at the talent of his singing.
"That was beautiful, Mr. Gotti." says Jenny.
"Oh! I didn't know you were still here." says Danny who just got startled.
"Could you sing Bohemian Rhapsody again?" asks Jenny.
"I'd only have to sing Freddie's parts as the boys would have to come back in and help me." chuckles Danny.
"That's cool." says Jenny.
Danny, happy that Jenny is enjoying his singing, begins playing the piano and singing part of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody:
"Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all..."
Then pauses as Jenny claps.
"That was very beautiful, Mr. Gotti." says Jenny.
"Thank you." says Danny as he grabs his glass of water and takes a sip.
Jenny, now mesmerized by Danny, gets closer to him. Danny puts his glass on top of the piano and slowly lifts his head. Jenny, acting on her feelings for Danny rather than realizing she'll soon regret something, embraces Danny in a kiss. Danny, in complete shock, quickly pulls away from Jenny.
"...Don't...Don't...why? w-why did you just do that, Jenny?" asks Danny who is completely shocked and looks away from her.
Jenny, in a romantic manner, turns his face to her and rubs his shoulder as she struggles to say anything.
"Jenny, sweetheart you're with my son. You're not with me. I-I don't understand why you kissed me. I mean don't misunderstand, because I have a wife and I am old enough to be your father, so, please don't misunderstand." says Danny.
Jenny, now coming back to reality and immediately regretting what she did, begins crying and runs home.
"Jenny, I-Oh forget it, Dan. She may be going through a Florence Nightingale phase, but, then again why was Jade acting in a similar way? Oh, it'll blow over, but, I kinda want to no not kinda, I must bring it to Chastity, Chris, Jeanie, Victoria, and Joe's attention. George's too. Yes, do it now, Dan, before it is too late!" Danny says to himself.
Stressing completely out by Jenny kissing him and Jade showing the same exact feeling, Danny runs out of the garage and takes Chastity, Joe, Victoria, Chris, Jeanie, and George aside and back into the garage, He closes the door so nobody could eavesdrop.
"What is it, Danny?" asks Victoria.
"Yes, what's up?" asks Chris.
"Sit down all of you! Please, I need to get this immediately off my chest." says Danny who is completely stressed out and disheveled.
"Dan, what's wrong?" asks George.
"Look, I don't wanna sound funny, but, I believe Jade and Jenny have a big crush on me. I don't understand it and I know you all won't believe me, but, please see it in your hearts to believe me." pleads Danny.
"You're joking, Danny." says Jeanie.
"I figured none of you would believe me. Maybe I'm crazy! I don't know." says Danny who then walks off.
Joe, Victoria, Chris, and Jeanie all go home, believing Danny to be joking around with them.
"Maybe Dan is right." says George.
"I think he is, because both Jenny and Jade looked at him as if he was the love of their lives, but, then again maybe the Florence Nightingale syndrome or something like it struck them. Who knows? Teenagers go through that phase." says Chastity.
Later on...
It was 9:00pm and Phoebe was getting ready for bed until she heard knocking at her door. She opens it and sees a tearful Jenny.
"Jenny, this is an odd surprise." says Phoebe.
"Look, I couldn't talk to anyone else about this and I just needed to come to you." says Jenny who then walks in.
"What is it Jenny?" asks Phoebe.
"Do you have any coffee or beer?" asks Jenny.
"Why do you need either?" asks Phoebe who is a bit confused.
"Because I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I think I'm in love with, Mr. Gotti." says Jenny.
"Which one?" asks Phoebe.
"Danny." says Jenny.
"Oh my God! I'll make the coffee right now." says Phoebe who then goes and makes the coffee.
She then hands it to Jenny.
"Thanks." says Jenny.
"What made you suddenly fall in love with Freddie's dad?" asks Phoebe.
"I don't know! I guess because I love his singing voice and he is very handsome! I took it a step further than just a crush!" confesses Jenny.
"What did you do?" asks Phoebe.
"I kissed him, but, I was not aware that I was even doing it as it was only when he backed away from me that I realized I went over the boundaries and now I am afraid!" says Jenny.
"Afraid of what? Mr. Gotti is not a mobster." says Phoebe.
"I'm afraid that Tori and Mrs. Gotti will think I am a bad person, I'm afraid Danny will lose respect for me and I am afraid of losing my relationship with Freddie! I'm stuck!" says Jenny.
"Look, maybe if you go back tomorrow and explain to Mr. Gotti what happened, no punishment will be given." says Phoebe.
"I don't know if I could show my face." says Jenny.
"Look, Jenny, just calm down and maybe by morning it'll probably have blown over like it never happened. Then, you can talk to Mr. Gotti about your feelings and get closure." says Phoebe.
"I don't know. I don't think anyone can forget something like that." says a distraught Jenny.
Meanwhile...
Lyle is opening up a beer of his, when suddenly he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and sees Jade who has obviously been crying as mascara is running down her face.
"Jade, what a weird surprise." says Lyle.
"Can I please come in, Lyle?!" asks Jade.
"Sure." says Lyle as he lets her in and continues with, "What's the matter? You look like you have been crying for hours on end."
"I have Lyle because I think I am in love with Mr. Gotti. Tori's dad." says Jade.
"You're not the first person who has confided it with me." says Lyle who is not so surprised.
"Who was the first?" asks Jade.
"Jenny." says Lyle.
Jade sits down on the couch, grabs a black throw pillow, and cries into it.
"Look, Jade, why do you think you are in love with Mr. Gotti? I mean he is old enough to be your father." says Lyle.
"Because there is something about him. I don't know what, but, there sure is something about him I like or take a liking to. Whatever! I never ever thought I'd develop these feelings for anyone, but, Jacob, but, I have and the only thing is I don't know how to control it. I don't think I can control myself." says Jade.
"Look, Jade, I may sound like a typical mother or father, but, you and my sister are kidding yourselves for two reasons. One is that you, Jenny, and Mr. Gotti have nothing in common and two because you are in a relationship with Jacob and you certainly don't wanna see it go down the drain because you are struck with the Florence Nightingale syndrome or something like it that makes you believe or think or actually attracted to an older man. I have nothing against any of it, but, I would advise you to not voice it to Jacob, Freddie, Tori, Mrs. Gotti, and especially not Mr. Gotti. The reason I say this, is because you have earned their respect and Jacob's love and trust me when I say that you wouldn't want it to whisk away due to your feelings for Mr. Gotti." says Lyle.
"I guess you're right. Did you tell Jenny this?" asks Jade.
"I did and she ran off to confide into Phoebe which I also want to say to not compete with Jenny and it'd be the best thing for you both not to be around the Gotti house or your boyfriends for a while until this feeling wears off." says Lyle.
"But, Lyle, I don't want Jacob getting sad or suspicious or both." says Jade.
"He won't because this kind of thing usually lasts a few days then it goes away like it never happened." says Lyle.
"I hope it does because I want to sing a song dedicated to Mr. Gotti and I don't want him knowing I feel the way I do." says Jade.
"Did you alter the lyrics and use his name repeatedly?" asks Lyle.
Jade nods her head.
"What song is it?" asks Lyle.
"It is Sonny and Cher's song I got you, Babe. Only I changed babe to Danny." says Jade.
"I see, well, how about you change it back to babe and sing it with Jacob as a dedication to yours and Jacob's relationship and that way nobody gets hurt." says Lyle.
"Now that I think about it, that's a great idea. So, that way nobody is a bad person in anyone else's eyes and nobody gets hurt. Thank you, Lyle." says Jade who gives him a hug.
"Hey, that's what friends are for. I hope I don't get into a situation like this." says Lyle.
Jade then goes home and does what Lyle told her to do. Change Danny back to Babe in I got you, Babe.
Meanwhile...
Back at Phoebe's house, Jenny confessed the same thing in singing a song dedicated to how she feels towards Danny and the song she wants to sing is Nobody Does It Better by Carly Simon. She changed the verses that have baby in them to Danny.
"Look, Jenny, if you really want to sing that song and dedicate it to someone, why don't you dedicate it to yours and Freddie's relationship and that way Mr. Gotti will also know it was a misunderstanding and that you still love Freddie. Plus, nobody gets hurt that way." says Phoebe.
"You know, Phoebe, now that I really think about, I like your idea and I will do it as I do want Mr. Gotti, Mrs. Gotti, and Tori's respect and friendship and my relationship with Freddie. You know, I think I am starting to get a better control of this." says Jenny.
"See, now you're not freaking out about it like you were before." says Phoebe.
"You're right. Thanks, Phoebe. I know what to do now." says Jenny who hugs Phoebe then heads home to change Danny back to Baby in Nobody Does It Better.
Hours later...
It is 12 midnight and everybody in the Gotti household is asleep, including Danny as the moon is not full tonight.
Upstairs...
Tori is sound asleep and is dreaming about being at a Queen concert.
Queen is performing their songs Don't Stop Me Now, Keep Yourself Alive, Hammer To Fall, We Will Rock You, and I want it all.
After the performance wraps up, Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon a.k.a. Deaky go off some place as does the rest of the crowd, leaving Freddie Mercury and Tori alone.
"Mr. Mercury, you and the band did a magnificent show!" says Tori as she fights with her nerves.
"Thank you, dear." says Freddie Mercury.
"You are really talented! I mean you have a beautiful voice!" says Tori.
Freddie Mercury smiles and chuckles.
"Well, I can't take all the credit, even though you are right, I am talented, dahling." says Freddie Mercury.
"If you don't mind, ummm, I could show you my singing voice and see what you think, if you believe I could be a singer some day." says Tori.
"OK, uhhhh what's your name dear?" asks Freddie Mercury.
"Tori Gotti." says Tori.
"Tori, show me what your singing voice sounds like." says Freddie Mercury.
Tori blushes and smiles, then goes to the piano, sits down, begins playing it and sings Cheer Me Up:
"Hmmmmmm
Woah
Yeah
Uhhh
You get me out of my seat
It's like I've been in bed
for a week
I've been slippin' n'
slidin' all over the place and nobody cares
And I'm such a disgrace
You get me out of my mood
that's something only you can do
Cause I feel like I'm home when I'm in your arms
And that's why I need you to...
Cheer Me Up
Come on dance with me
And you take my hand
Cheer Me Up
Ohhh
Even if we're the only ones dancing
Woah
Please won't you cheer me up
Ohhhh
Even if we're the only ones dancing."
Then she stops.
Freddie Mercury is quite amused with her singing.
"How did I do?" asks Tori.
"That was pretty good, dahling. Not bad at all." says Freddie Mercury.
Tori looks up into the British singer's eyes and gets mesmerized by his handsome and exotic looks. She then goes to lean in for a kiss when suddenly Freddie Mercury disappears and the dream ends.
In reality...
Tori wakes up with a warm and fuzzy feeling. She is now in love with Freddie Mercury of Queen.
Thinking, that he may be waiting for her in the living room, she goes downstairs only to find the room dark and nobody there.
Dismayed, she goes back upstairs and surprisingly, goes back into her Freddie Mercury dream.
Inside her Freddie Mercury dream...
Tori is still looking up into Freddie Mercury's eyes, but, notices his eyes aren't that of Rami Malek's Freddie and he is a bit taller than before. Plus, he is wearing the same outfit he wore at Live Aid back in 1985. A white tank top, the studded belt and arm band, bleached blue pants, and white shoes. She doesn't care though. He is still handsome in her eyes.
"You are very handsome, Freddie Mercury." says Tori.
"You're very beautiful, Tori, my dear." says Freddie Mercury.
"Oh, Freddie, I think I'm in love with you." says Tori as she hugs him and continues, "Where have you been all my life?"
Freddie Mercury chuckles as he takes it as Tori just being a big fan of him and the band, but, suddenly he begins to crush on her.
"You are a lovely girl, Tori." says Freddie Mercury.
"Kiss me Freddie Mercury." says Tori.
"My pleasure, dahling." says Freddie Mercury.
Then without a doubt, Freddie Mercury and Tori share a passionate kiss. Tori chuckles as she feels his mustache rub against her nose.
After about 10 minutes, the kiss ends.
"Tori, my dear, there is something I must confess." says Freddie Mercury.
"What is it, Freddie? You can tell me anything." says Tori.
"I'm Bisexual." says Freddie Mercury.
"No, Fred, you're gay, but, that's OK. I still am in deep love with you." says Tori who continues, "I want to marry you."
"But, what about your boyfriend, Lyle?" asks Freddie Mercury.
Tori then gives Freddie Mercury a hickey.
"Ooh, dahling! I knew you were outrageous, but, I never thought you'd do that." says Freddie Mercury who is like 'whoa'.
"I know." says Tori.
"Eh, fuck it! I think I like you." says Freddie Mercury.
Tori smiles and blushes yet again.
Meanwhile...
In Freddie's room, he is dreaming about being at a studio and watching Cher sing. Cher has her trademark long hair parted in the middle.
Cher is singing Trinnie Lee Kearney's/Devo's song The Words Get Stuck In My Throat. It is just Freddie and Cher in the studio.
After Cher finishes the song, she grabs a bottle of water, sits down, and begins drinking it.
"Miss Cher, you did a wonderful job of singing that song!" says Freddie.
"Thank you very much, ummm what's your name?" asks Cher.
"Freddie Gotti." says Freddie.
"I'm glad you liked that song, Freddie." says Cher.
"Would you like to hear me sing? I have a dream of being in a band and I want to know if you think I could do it." says Freddie.
"Sure, if you don't mind." says Cher.
"Not at all." says Freddie who then goes to a piano and begins playing it and begins singing Queen's song We Are The Champions:
"I've paid my dues
Time after time.
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime.
And bad mistakes-
I've made a few.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
We are the champions, my friends.
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world."
Then pauses.
"Wow, Freddie, that was very good." says Cher.
"Ahhhh, I don't have near as much talent as my dad or the great Freddie Mercury. I just play the guitar. I'll never be a good singer." says Freddie.
"Oh, now don't get down on yourself, you just need to practice more and more. In others words you gotta get up and try and try again." says Cher who places a kiss on Freddie's forehead.
Freddie smiles and blushes as he suddenly feels as if he is in love with her.
"You're a talented young man." says Cher.
"Thank you." says Freddie who then looks into her eyes and gets mesmerized by her beauty.
Cher begins to walk away.
"Miss Cher?" says Freddie.
"Yes?" says Cher.
Freddie gets up and walks up to her.
"Yes, Freddie?" says Cher.
"I'm in love with you!" says Freddie who then continues with, "Marry me! Have my children! Where have you been all these years of my life I wasted?"
Cher laughs and smiles thinking nothing more than just Freddie being a big fan of hers, but, after looking at him for a long time, she too begins to crush on him.
"You are handsome gentleman." says Cher.
"Cher, kiss me! Kiss me and I'll marry you! Kiss me so I can brag about it to my cousin and my friends! Kiss me so I can brag to my parents, my sister, my older brother, my-wait a minute do I have an older brother? I don't know anymore! Cher just kiss me and I'll be your husband!" professes Freddie.
"But, Freddie, what about Jenny?" asks Cher.
Freddie ignores her and pulls her into a passionate kiss. Cher at first is shocked, but, finds herself enjoying the kiss a lot.
The kiss lasts about 6 minutes.
Meanwhile, at the Bender household...
Phoebe is up in her room and asleep. She dreams about being in Point Place, Wisconsin. She doesn't really know why she is there until she bumps into someone.
That someone is Eric Forman.
"Have you seen, Kelso?" asks Eric.
"No, I haven't. I really don't know why I am here." says Phoebe who then turns around and continues with, "Hey, you look familiar."
"What's your name?" asks Eric.
"I'm Phoebe. What's yours?" asks Phoebe.
"I'm Forman...Eric Forman." says Eric.
"I'm Phoebe Bender. It is nice to meet you, Eric." says Phoebe.
"Hey, would you like to get a milkshake?" asks Eric.
"If you don't mind." says Phoebe who is now beginning to think she may have feelings for Eric.
Inside Phoebe's thoughts
Wait a minute! Not me too!
This guy isn't really my type, but, then again he is kind of irresistible!
Oh, Phoebe, my girl what are you thinking?!
*I then look at Eric and get very attracted to him*
Oh fuck it! I am in love with him!
Outside Phoebe's thoughts
Phoebe and Eric went to get milkshakes. They are having a conversation and Eric tells her about Hyde, Fez, his sister Laurie, Donna, Kelso, his parents, and how much he hates Jackie. He then considers making peace with Jackie. He is unaware that Phoebe is in love with him.
"What do you like to do, Phoebe?" asks Eric who is curious about her.
"Me? I like to sing and I hope to become a singer in the near future." says Phoebe.
"Really?" asks Eric.
"Yes." says Phoebe.
"Let me hear you." says Eric.
"You want to hear me sing?" asks Phoebe.
"Sure, my curiosity is at stake." says Eric.
"OK." says Phoebe who then stands up and begins singing Colorblind:
"When the world is seeing yellow
I only see gray
When everybody sees the rainbow
I'm stuck in the rain
You take a little piece of me
Every time you leave
I don't think that I'll
Ever find that silver lining
Or a reason to smile
You know I used to paint such vibrant dreams
Now I'm colorblind, colorblind
When did my heart
Get so full of never mind, never mind
Did you know
That you stole the only thing I needed
Always black and white in my eyes
I'm colorblind."
Then she pauses.
"Wow! Phoebe, you are a great singer." says an amazed Eric.
"Thanks, but, I think I am better in the background where anyone can barely hear me, though." says Phoebe who looks down.
"Hey, listen, Phoebe, you can be whatever you want to be and I believe that is a singer. You have a beautiful voice." says Eric.
"Thank you, Eric! That's very sweet of you!" says Phoebe.
"No problem." says Eric.
"Ummm, Eric?" says Phoebe.
"Yes?" says Eric.
"I think I like you, a lot." says Phoebe.
Eric laughs as he feels she is just being nice to him, but, he looks into her eyes and begins to like her in the same way she likes him.
"Eric, I feel that I can connect with you and I feel like you understand and-Oh fuck it, Eric, kiss me!" says Phoebe who is mesmerized by Eric's good yet dorky looks.
"Really? You really like me that way? I mean what about your boyfriend, Axl?" says Eric.
Phoebe ignores him and gives him a hickey.
"Why did you do that?" asks Eric.
"I knew you wouldn't." says Phoebe.
"You really like me, huh?" says Eric.
"Kiss me." says Phoebe.
Eric is hesitant at first, but, doesn't have long when Phoebe pulls him into a passionate kiss. Eric is at first shocked, but, he soon finds himself enjoying the kiss, despite being partial to Donna.
This kiss lasts for 4 straight minutes.
...
...
...
The next morning, Danny is still asleep and Chelsea is up and about.
Freddie is still in his Cher dream.
Inside Freddie's Cher dream
"Freddie, I have had a lot of fun with you." says Cher.
"Same here, Cher. I don't want it to end." says Freddie.
"Freddie, I think I-" says Cher who pauses as an alarm clock can be heard.
In reality
Freddie wakes up to the sound of his alarm clock ringing. He quickly shuts it off and tries to go back into his Cher dream.
Inside his thoughts
Cher, where are you? Come and get me, baby! Cher! Cher!
Outside his thoughts
"Ahhh, it's no use!" Freddie says to himself as he gets out of bed.
He then hears something that sounds like a knock at the door and a smile comes to his face.
"Oh, Cher, I'm coming my love!" says Freddie as he runs excitedly down the stairs.
However, much to his dismay, Cher is not there and he sits at the table and has the look of loneliness on his face.
"Good morning, Freddie." says Chelsea.
"Hi, mom." says Freddie.
"Someone looks a little lonely, you ok? Is everything alright with Jenny?" asks Chelsea.
"Yeah, everything is cool." says Freddie who is trying to hide the fact that his feelings for Jenny have faded and that he is in love with Cher.
"OK, I was just checking that's all." says Chelsea.
Meanwhile upstairs
Tori is still within her Freddie Mercury dream.
Inside Tori's Freddie Mercury dream
"Tori, dahling, why are you in love with me of all people?" asks Freddie Mercury.
"Because, Freddie, you are very talented and you are a gentleman." says Tori.
"That's very sweet of you, but, everyone in the band has talent besides me." says Freddie Mercury who then continues with, "Like I have said, I am not the leader of Queen. I'm the lead singer."
Tori goes to either kiss him or say something when she hears an alarm clock ringing.
Outside of Tori's dream
An alarm clock is ringing and Tori shuts it off and tries to go back into her dream to spend more time with Freddie Mercury.
Inside Tori's mind
Freddie, where are you? Ayyyy Ohhh! Ay Oh! Freddie, come and get me! Freddie! Freddie Mercury!
Outside her mind
"Ahhh, forget it!" Tori says to herself as she gets up and stretches.
She then hears what sounds like a knock at the door and runs downstairs all excited.
"Freddie Mercury, my love, I'm coming!" says Tori.
However, to her disappointment, nobody is there and she sits at the table with Freddie.
"Hey, Tori!" says Chastity.
"Hi." says Tori.
"You alright?" asks Chastity.
"Never better." says Tori.
"Morning Freddie and Tori." says George who just woke up and came into the kitchen.
"Hi." says both Tori and Freddie.
Axl and Liz soon sit down at the table and try to exchange greetings with Tori and Freddie, but, Tori and Freddie are still in their dream mode and acting strangely.
Soon enough, Duke walks in, expecting something to eat, but, obviously nobody is paying any mind to him.
"Good Morning." says an annoyed Duke who then continues with, "As a normal family would say."
Meanwhile upstairs
Danny wakes up and stretches as he smells meat of some kind.
"Morning, Dan." says Chastity.
"Morning, already?" asks Danny who is kind of relieved that he didn't go on a prowl last night.
"Yuppp. Here's a cup of coffee for you." says Chastity.
"Thanks babe." says Danny who then takes a sip.
"I don't know if it is me, but, when George, Liz, and I tried to talk to Freddie and Tori, they acted strange." says Chastity.
"How strange?" asks Danny.
"Like, they are just kids of a few words. They barely talk and yesterday they were all jovial and talkative." says Chastity.
"They probably had dreams of their celebrity crushes or they're barely waking up and getting with it. They'll be fine." says Danny who shrugs it off.
"Maybe they miss, Richie." says Chastity.
"Look, I sent Richie away for a good reason. I made him go into the military for a good reason." says Danny.
"Well, they may miss him more than they are letting on." says Chastity.
"Richie, will come home soon. He just needs to learn self discipline and respect." says Danny.
"Dan, he's been in the military since the day after 9/11, which like Pearl Harbor, is a day that will live in infamy." says Chastity.
"My birthday is on Pearl Harbor." says Danny.
"Dan, you know what I mean. Tori and Freddie could be really lonely, maybe even lonelier than we realize." says Chastity.
"They may have had a dream about Richie or something. Like I said, they'll be fine." says Danny.
"I hope so." says Chastity.
"Hey! What the hell? Am I supposed to get my own food or starve?!" asks a very annoyed Duke who just walked in.
"Duke, she'll give you a piece of meat." Danny tells the demanding dog.
Meanwhile downstairs
"Are you two alright?" asks George who continues with, "You have never ever been this distant before."
"Yeah, I'm fine." says Freddie.
"I'm cool." says Tori.
"You two are acting weird." says Axl.
"Be nice, Axl!" says Liz.
Wrestling with their feelings for their significant others in reality and their significant others in their dreams, Tori and Freddie go into the garage and finally confide into each other.
"Freddie, can I confide something into you?" asks Tori.
"Sure thing, Tori. I need to confide into you as you may relate." says Freddie.
"Well, Freddie, I had a dream about Freddie Mercury last night only it felt like it was real and it is as clear as day." says Tori.
"Uh huh." says Freddie.
"Well, now I am torn between my two loves, Freddie Mercury and Lyle! I mean in my dream I fell in love with Freddie Mercury and wanted him to marry me and I wanted to dump Lyle, but, I love Lyle too! I'm stuck!" says Tori.
"I feel you , Tori! I had a dream about Cher last night and now I don't feel in love with Jenny as much as I do with Cher, but, what is holding me back is I don't wanna lose Jenny and I do thank God that I can relate to you." says Freddie.
"Well, what do we do? I cannot tell Lyle because it'll break his heart and I don't want him feeling that hurt all over again." says Tori.
"I'll talk to dad about mine." says Freddie.
"I'll talk to dad as well. Maybe even uncle George." says Tori.
Soon enough, Phoebe comes into the garage, eyes glazed over.
"Phoebs, are you ok?" asks Freddie.
"Axl isn't around, is he?" asks Phoebe.
"No, why?" asks Tori.
"Because I think I'm in love with Eric Forman from That 70's Show." says Phoebe.
"Hey, you're not the only one alone. I feel as if I am in love with Cher and she feels in love with Freddie Mercury of Queen." says Freddie.
"I know Eric is a fictional character, but, in my dream he seemed and felt so real as if I could walk down the aisle with him!" says Phoebe who then continues with, "But, I don't wanna break Axl's heart because I love him as well, but, I'm torn between my two loves!"
"That's how we both feel." says Tori.
"I mean I even want to sing Don't You Forget About Me by Simple Minds and I even changed the verses with baby in them to Eric, but, I can't bring myself to sing it as I know it'll break Axl's heart and I do not want him to feel that deep hurt." says Phoebe.
"I want to sing Love of my life by Queen and I even put Cher's name into the lyrics like for example the verses with Love of my life, I changed it to where it goes Love of my life, Cher, you've hurt me. You know something like that." says Freddie.
"You two aren't the only ones. I too dedicated the song Mamma Mia by ABBA only I changed it from Mamma Mia to Freddie Mercury as I am deeply in love with Freddie Mercury, but, then again my heart still belongs to Lyle." says Tori.
"I need to talk to an adult about mine." says Phoebe.
"Talk to your dad about it. We're gonna talk to ours." says Freddie.
"I'll try even though I don't want him getting mad or anything." says Phoebe.
"Your dad doesn't seem like that type that would." says Freddie.
"I'll go home then and talk it out with him." says Phoebe who then leaves before either of them could ask her anything.
"Let's talk ours out to mom and dad." says Tori.
"Yeah, they'll understand. I just hope Axl, Lyle, and Jenny didn't hear us." says Freddie.
They both walk out of the garage in order to go and talk out their feelings to Danny and Chastity.
How will their parents handle it? Will Jenny and Lyle find out? How will Jenny come to terms about her love for both Danny and Freddie? Has Danny gotten over the kiss he received from Jenny yesterday?
Find out next!
To Be Continued...