Scary Movie 6

by PlentyOJawsMickyandMaggie

This spoof is a mixture of Saw, An American werewolf in London, The Wolfman 1941 and 2010, Stalag 17, Honeymooners, Queen, Incredible Hulk 77-82, Three Stooges, Munsters, plus more. Here's our "would-be" cast : John Travolta, Lucy Lawless, Lucie Arnaz, Hector Elizondo, Pam Dawber, Dr. Phil, Tim Allen, Jaclyn Smith, Lou Ferrigno, plus more. The rest will be revealed later.

7. I want to break free, Seven Seas of Rhye

Scary Movie 6

Ch. 7:

I Want To Break Free, Seven Seas Of Rhye

Phoebe has just went home to talk to her parents about her feelings for Eric Forman.

Tori and Freddie are now heading upstairs in order to sit down and discuss their feelings with Danny and Chastity, but, as the head up the stairs, they see a weird figure in the window.

"What is that in the window?" asks Tori.

"I have no clue." says Freddie.

"Ehhhh, let's worry about it later. First let's talk to mom and dad, so, that way we can get this off of our chest." says Tori.

"Good point." says Freddie.

Soon enough, they are upstairs and go into Danny and Chastity's room.

"Hey, look who decided to join the land of the living." says Danny in a light hearted way.

"Hey, dad." says Freddie in a dull and monotonous way.

"What's wrong? You two look as if you both are lonely or sad." says Danny.

"Well, not, exactly. Look, dad we both have something to talk to you about." says Freddie.

"What did you two break and how much will it cost?" asks Danny who is a bit suspicious of them.

"We didn't break anything, dad." says Tori.

"Oh, then what's bothering you two?" asks Danny.

"Dad, I had a dream about singer Cher last night and this may sound crazy and stupid, but, I think I may be in love with her! I don't know why, but, for some odd reason I feel I am in love with her!" says Freddie.

"Oh my goodness! Freddie, you're in a relationship with Jenny, how can you be in love with Cher?" asks Danny.

"Now, Dan, be gentle and more understanding." says Chastity.

"Son, what makes you feel that your soul mate is Cher?" asks Danny.

"Because I kissed her in my dream and yes, dad I know it is a dream, but, it felt real I tell you, it felt as if I was ready to walk down the aisle and dump Jenny. I know I love Jenny and what is keeping me back is my love for Jenny. Basically, I'm stuck! I don't know what to do! I even want to sing Queen's song Love of my life only add Cher's name to the song, but, then again I don't wanna hurt Jenny so I just don't know what to do or how to handle it!" says Freddie who then puts his face in his lap.

"Son, I hate to burst your bubble, but, you are just kidding yourself for two reasons. One is that you and Cher have nothing in common and Two Cher is old enough to be your mother and you already have a mother. Also, you must remember that you are in love with Jenny and that would break her heart if she found out that you no longer love her and instead want to chase a fantasy that will not become a reality. Fred, you must come to terms that Cher doesn't love you in a romantic way and that you might be a big fan, but, that's it. Nothing more. Nothing less." says Danny who is trying to reassure his son that his heart is for Jenny and not Cher.

"Thanks dad, I-I guess I needed to hear that. So, what do I do now?" asks Freddie.

"Take Cher's name out of the song Love of my life and we'll sing it at our performance and you can dedicate it to your relationship with Jenny." says Danny.

"Thanks dad." says Freddie.

"I thought you were missing, Richie." says Chastity.

"Well, mom, to be honest, I do miss Richie and I know he would enjoy our performance." says Freddie.

"I think he has a serious girlfriend now." says Tori.

"How do you know?" asks Danny.

"He skyped me and told me." says Tori.

Danny, suddenly gets a look of sadness on his face and looks down at the ground.

"Tell Richie to skype you again later if he gets the chance as we do want to talk to him." says Chastity.

"Is Richie mad at me?" asks Danny.

"No, dad, he has been trying to skype you for a while and you never answer." says Freddie.

"That was him? I thought it was a prank call." says Danny.

"No, Richie, thinks you're mad at him." says Tori.

"That's preposterous! I'm not mad at him! Well, I'll be the first one he sees when he skypes you or whatever it is called." says Danny.

"I'm gonna go take Cher's name out of Love of my life." says Freddie who then goes off before anyone could answer him.

"So, Tori, what did you want to tell us?" asks Chastity.

"Well, I had the same dream Freddie had, only mine was about the one and only Freddie Mercury of Queen." says Tori.

"Oh, sweetie." says Chastity.

"I mean in my dream I fell in love with Freddie Mercury and his mustache rubbed against my nose as we kissed passionately. I didn't want it to end. I just-I'm just torn between my great loves: Lyle, who I have devoted my entire life to and Freddie Mercury, who I met in a dream and instantly fell in love with. I'm stuck, sad, and don't know what to do. I mean part of me wants to dump Lyle and pursue my feelings with Freddie Mercury, but, my love for Lyle is holding me back from doing so. If I could, I would love to just share a kiss with Freddie Mercury. I even changed the title of the song Mamma Mia by ABBA to Freddie Mercury in order to devote it to him. If I could only sing it right in front of him it would make me feel complete." says Tori who continues with, "But, I love Lyle too, so, I'm stuck."

"Well, honey, you're living a complete fantasy and do you want to know why?" asks Danny.

"Yes, dad, I do." says Tori.

"Well, Freddie Mercury's dead, so, please for your sake and ours, do not try to pursue anything with him because he is no longer here to pursue it. I'm sorry for being the one to bring the bad news." says Danny.

"He's dead? When did he die?" asks Tori.

"1991 of AIDS." says Danny.

"What's that?" asks Tori.

"A sexually transmitted disease that can kill you." says Danny.

"Oh God." says Tori.

"Look, Tori, you know you love Lyle and we both know you are a big Queen and Freddie Mercury fan and just leave it at that. Also, Mamma Mia is not a love song. If you want to dedicate a love song to anybody dedicate it to your relationship with Lyle." says Danny.

"I'll sing If I can't have you by Yvonne Elliman and dedicate it to my relationship with Lyle. Thanks dad." says Tori who then goes off into the garage and is met up by Freddie who is going to do All day and all of the night by the Kinks in order to dedicate it to his relationship with Jenny.

Unbeknownst to them, Jenny is already on her way over in order to apologize to Danny for what happened yesterday and slowly come to terms that she is with Freddie and loves him not his father. Jade and Phoebe are also on their way along with Lyle and Jacob. Joe and Victoria thought Jenny was missing her and Lyle's older sister, Kenzi, who Joe sent away to a far away military academy due to her wild behavior in California. Unknown to any of them, Kenzi and Richie are in an online dating relationship and haven't skyped each other as they intend to wait until they meet in person.

Anyways, Freddie, Tori, Jenny, Lyle, Axl, Jacob, Jade, and Phoebe are all in the garage getting themselves ready to practice more songs.

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Meanwhile upstairs...

"Chastity, I have something to tell you." says Danny.

"What is it, Dan?" asks Chastity.

"Well, yesterday after all of you left the garage, Jenny stayed back and apparently she had romantic feelings for me, because, the next thing I knew, she was kissing me and I pulled back." says Danny.

"Jenny as in Freddie's girlfriend?" asks Chastity.

"Yes, and I'm sorry I didn't tell you, because, I thought you would think I was cheating." says Danny.

"Oh, Dan, teenagers go through that phase all the time. I'm not mad at all. I would never ever think you were cheating." says Chastity.

"You're really not mad or anything?" asks Danny.

"No, Dan, like I just said, we were all crazy, hot, and some of us, horny teenagers at one point and we go through that phase where we think the parent of our significant other was hot or attractive. That kind of thing naturally happens. In other words we go through the phase where we as teenagers think older people like 30, 40, 50, and even 60-ish are attractive and to be honest I use to think your late Uncle Stan was a hottie, but, that phase quickly wore off as fast as it came onto me." says Chastity.

"You thought my uncle Stan was hot? The hell did you see in him?" asks Danny.

"He was an older man like 40-ish." says Chastity.

"Well, I guess I can't fault anybody, because I use to think I was in love with your mom." says Danny.

"You went through that phase too? I always thought I was the only one. Wow, you too, huh?" asks Chastity.

"Yupp, I was one too and that is why I can relate to the kids going through it." says Danny.

"I think we both can." says Chastity.

"I thought I would never go through that phase of being attracted to an older woman, let alone your mother." says Danny.

"Well, Dan, we were all crazy, hot, young, and some of us horny teenagers at one point and we go through phases where we think we are attracted to older people, dead or alive. " says Chastity.

"Like, Tori being in love with Freddie Mercury?" asks Danny.

"Exactly, so, I am very understanding of Jenny doing what she did and Tori and Freddie of course." says Chastity.

"Well, I am going to go down to the garage and practice more. You, Liz, and George can join us as our mock audience again." says Danny who then gets up from his bed and goes down to the garage.

Meanwhile inside the garage

All of the teens are waiting for Danny and just chit chatting. It is not long until Danny arrives.

"Who is going to start us off with a song?" asks Danny.

"Jacob and I will practice our duo I got you, Babe." says Jade.

"Wow, Jade! Yesterday, you didn't want to do anything with me, but, today you are like on board with me." says a surprised Jacob.

"Well, it is a dedication to our relationship." says Jade.

Then, as Danny and everyone else sits down, Jacob and Jade go up to the mock stage and begin performing Sonny and Cher's I got you, Babe:

"They say we're young and we don't know

We won't find out until we grow

Well I don't know if all that's true

'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

They say our love won't pay the rent

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

I guess that's so, we don't have a plot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got flowers in the spring

I got you to wear my ring

And when I'm sad, you're a clown

And if I get scared, you're always around

Don't let them say your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

Then put your little hand in mine

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you to hold my hand

I got you to understand

I got you to walk with me

I got you to talk with me

I got you to kiss goodnight

I got you to hold me tight

I got you, I won't let go

I got you to love me so

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe."

Before they bow, Jade and Jacob share a passionate kiss as everyone applauds.

"That was so beautiful, you guys." says Danny.

"Who's next?" asks Axl.

"I am." says Jenny who then gets on the mock stage and continues with, "Freddie, this song is dedicated to our relationship and I want to show how much I love you."

Freddie gets a surprised look on his face as Jenny begins playing the piano and performing Carly Simon's Nobody Does It Better:

"Nobody does it better

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

Baby, you're the best

I wasn't lookin' but somehow you found me

I tried to hide from your love light

But like heaven above me

The spy who loved me

Is keepin' all my secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better

Though sometimes I wish someone could

Nobody does it quite the way you do

Why'd you have to be so good?

The way that you hold me

Whenever you hold me

There's some kind of magic inside you

That keeps me from runnin'

But just keep it comin'

How'd you learn to do the things you do?

And nobody does it better

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

Baby, baby, darlin', you're the best

Baby you're the best

Darlin', you're the best

Baby you're the best

Oh, oh, oh."

Then, before she bows and as everyone claps, she comes down and embraces Freddie as she kisses him passionately.

"What song is next?" asks Lyle.

"I'll go next." says Phoebe who then gets on the mock stage and continues with, "Axl, this is for you and dedicated to our relationship!"

Without further ado, Phoebe begins performing Christina Perri's song A Thousand Years:

"Heart beats fast

Colors and promises

How to be brave

How can I love when I'm afraid to fall

But watching you stand alone

All of my doubt, suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer

I have died everyday, waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

Time stands still

Beauty in all she is

I will be brave

I will not let anything, take away

What's standing in front of me

Every breath, every hour has come to this

One step closer

I have died everyday, waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed, I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

One step closer

One step closer

I have died everyday, waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed, I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more."

Then everyone whose eyes have glazed over give a tearful applause to Phoebe as she gives Axl a passionate kiss.

"Who's next?" asks Jacob.

"You, me, Freddie, Lyle, and Axl." says Danny.

The boys then join Danny on the mock stage.

"What song?" asks Freddie.

"Somebody To Love." says Danny.

Then without any further ado, they begin performing Queen's song Somebody To Love:

"Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little

Can barely stand on my feet

(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)

Lord, what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)

I have spent all my years in believing you

But I just can't get no relief, Lord!

Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life

I work 'til I ache in my bones

At the end (at the end of the day)

I take home my hard earned pay all on my own

I get down (down) on my knees (knees)

And I start to pray

'Til the tears run down from my eyes

Lord, somebody (somebody), ooh somebody

(Please) can anybody find me somebody to love?

Everyday (everyday) I try and I try and I try

But everybody wants to put me down

They say I'm going crazy

They say I got a lot of water in my brain

Ah, got no common sense

I got nobody left to believe in

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, Lord

Ooh somebody, ooh somebody

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

(Can anybody find me someone to love)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm

I just keep losing my beat (you just keep losing and losing)

I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright, he's alright)

I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)

I just gotta get out of this prison cell

One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love love love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Somebody somebody somebody somebody

Somebody find me

Somebody find me somebody to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

(Find me somebody to love)

Ooh

(Find me somebody to love)

Find me somebody, somebody (find me somebody to love) somebody, somebody to love

Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me

Ooh, somebody to love (Find me somebody to love)

Ooh (find me somebody to love)

Find me, find me, find me somebody to love (find me somebody to love)

Anybody, anywhere, anybody find me somebody to love love love!

Find me, find me, find me love."

Then as they are bowing, a loud applause is heard from the teary eyed teen girls.

"Who and what song is next?" asks Lyle.

"I'm next." says Tori who then gets up on the mock stage and continues, "Lyle, this song is dedicated to my love for you and our relationship."

Then, Tori begins performing Yvonne Elliman and the Bee Gees' song If I Can't Have You:

"Don't know why

I'm survivin' ev'ry lonely day

When there's got to be no chance for me

My life would end

And it doesn't matter how I cry

My tears, so far, are a waste of time

If I turn away

Am I strong enough to see it through

Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho, oh oh oh

Can't let go and it doesn't matter how I try

I gave it up

So easily

To you my love

To dreams that never will come true

Am I strong enough to see it through

Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho oh

If I can't have you."

Then as everyone applauds her, Tori goes over and pulls Lyle into a passionate kiss.

"What song is next?" asks Jacob.

"I'll go next." says Lyle who then looks at Tori as he is on the mock stage and continues with, "Victoria Diana Gotti, this song is dedicated to you as I pour my heart out and soul out and show how much I love you."

Tori puts her hands on her heart and smiles as Lyle begins performing The Turtles' song So Happy Together:

"Imagine me and you, I do

I think about you day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl you love and hold her tight

So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be, so very fine

So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

So happy together

How is the weather

So happy together

We're happy together

So happy together

Happy together

So happy together

So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)."

Then after he bows and there is a loud applause, Lyle embraces Tori and kisses her.

"What next?" asks Axl.

"I'm next." says Freddie who then looks Jenny in the eye as he is on the mock stage, and continues, "Jenny, my love, this song is to show you how much I deeply love you."

Then without another word, Freddie begins performing The Kinks' song All day and All of the night:

"I'm not content to be with you in the daytime

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night

I believe that you and me last forever

Oh yeah, all day and nighttime yours, leave me never

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night

Oh, come on

I believe that you and me last forever

Oh yeah, all day and nighttime yours, leave me never

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night-time

All day and all of the night."

Freddie then goes over and kisses Jenny as everyone else applauds him.

"What song is next?" asks Jacob.

"I'm next." says Axl who gets on the mock stage and continues with, "Phoebe, this is for you."

Axl then begins performing the Knack's one hit wonder of a song My Sharona:

"Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one

When you gonna give me some time, Sharona

Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run

Got it coming off o' the line, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?

Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona

Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me

Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

M-m-m-my Sharona

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me

Is it just a matter of time, Sharona?

Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny

Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

M-m-m-my Sharona

M-m-m-my Sharona

M-m-m-my Sharona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona."

Before any bowing and as the applause starts, Axl pulls Phoebe into a kiss.

"What song and who is next?" asks Lyle.

"We are." says Danny.

He, Lyle, Jacob, and Freddie join Axl on the mock stage

"What song?" asks Freddie.

"Love of my life." says Danny who then turns to Chastity and continues with, "This song is dedicated to you babe and to the boys's girlfriends, but, I'm dedicating it to you."

Then, without another word, they begin performing Queen's song Love of my life:

"Love of my life, you've hurt me

You've broken my heart and now you leave me

Love of my life, can't you see?

Bring it back, bring it back

Don't take it away from me, because you don't know

What it means to me

Love of my life, don't leave me

You've taken my love(all of my love) and now desert me

Love of my life, can't you see?

(Please bring it)

Bring it back, bring it back (back)

Don't take it away from me

Because you don't know

What it means to me

Who will remember

When this is blown over

And everything's all by the way

(Ooh) When I grow older

I will be there at your side to remind you

How I still love you (I still love you)

Ooh, back, hurry back

Please bring it away home to me

Because you don't know what it means to me

Love of my life

Love of my life

Ooh, ooh."

Then, there is a tearful applause as they bow.

"What song is next?" asks Jacob.

"Radio Gaga." says Danny.

Then, without a doubt, they begin performing Queen's song Radio Gaga:

"I'd sit alone and watch your light

My only friend through teenage nights

And everything I had to know

I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars

Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars

You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry

You made us feel like we could fly (radio)

So don't become some background noise

A backdrop for the girls and boys

Who just don't know or just don't care

And just complain when you're not there

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Radio, someone still loves you

We watch the shows, we watch the stars

On videos for hours and hours

We hardly need to use our ears

How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend

Like all good things on you we depend

So stick around 'cause we might miss you

When we grow tired of all this visual

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga

Radio ga ga

Radio ga ga

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)."

Then, they bow as a loud applause can be heard.

"You guys are good!" says Liz.

"What song is next?" asks Freddie.

"Night Fever." says Danny who then continues with, "Lyle, Axl, and Jacob, you three can relax as me, Freddie, and George will sing it just so we get Georgie's vocals going."

"Thank you, Mr. Gotti." says Lyle.

Then, as Lyle, Jacob, and Axl step off to the side, Danny, George, and Freddie begin performing the Bee Gees song Night Fever:

"Listen to the ground

There is movement all around

There is something goin' down

And I can feel it

On the waves of the air

There is dancin' out there

If it's somethin' we can share

We can steal it

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the light

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

In the heat of our love

Don't need no help for us to make it

Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'

I got fire in my mind

I get higher in my walkin'

And I'm glowin' in the dark

I give you warnin'

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the night

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to do it."

Then, there is a loud applause followed by "Woohs".

"What song is next?" asks Axl.

"How about I take you boys to the Seven Seas of Rhye?" asks Danny.

Everyone cracks up at Danny's pun, but, soon enough he and the boys begin performing Queen's song Seven Seas of Rhye:

"Fear me you lords and lady preachers

I descend upon your earth from the skies

I command your very souls you unbelievers

Bring before me what is mine

The seven seas of rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privvy counsellors

I stand before you naked to the eyes

I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust

I swear that you'll be mine

The seven seas of rhye

Sister I live and lie for you

Mister do and I'll die

You are mine I possess you

I belong to you forever

Storm the master marathon I'll fly through

By flash and thunder fire I'll survive

Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive

Then I'll get you

Be gone with you, you shod and shady senators

Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries

I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours

And with a smile

I'll take you to the seven seas of rhye."

Everyone applauds them before they even bow.

"What song is next?" asks Jacob.

"I want to break free." says Danny.

"Dad, do we have to dress in drag?" asks Freddie.

"No, we don't." says Danny.

"Thank God!" says Freddie.

Then, they begin, without getting into drag, performing Queen's song I Want To Break Free:

"I want to break free

I want to break free

I want to break free from your lies

You're so self satisfied I don't need you

I've got to break free

God knows, God knows I want to break free

I've fallen in love

I've fallen in love for the first time

And this time I know it's for real

I've fallen in love, yeah

God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true, yeah

I can't get over the way you love me like you do

But I have to be sure

When I walk out that door

Oh, how I want to be free, baby

Oh, how I want to be free

Oh, how I want to break free

But life still goes on

I can't get used to living without, living without

Living without you by my side

I don't want to live alone, hey

God knows, got to make it on my own

So baby can't you see

I've got to break free

I've got to break free

I want to break free, yeah

I want, I want, I want, I want to break free."

"Thank God, we didn't wear drag!" says Freddie.

"Why?" asks Axl.

"Because, I cannot walk in high heels." says Freddie.

"Nobody said you had to." says Axl.

"What song is next?" asks Jacob who wants to perform a song before Freddie and Axl could argue.

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love." says Danny.

Then, before any fights or arguments could ensue, they begin performing Queen's song Crazy Little Thing Called Love:

"This thing called love, I just can't handle it

This thing called love, I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing)

Called love (called love)

It cries (like a baby)

In a cradle all night

It swings (woo woo)

It jives (woo woo)

It shakes all over like a jelly fish

I kinda like it

Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby

She knows how to rock 'n' roll

She drives me crazy

She gives me hot and cold fever

Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

And get on my track's

Take a back seat, hitch-hike

And take a long ride on my motorbike

Until I'm ready

Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

And get on my track's

Take a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (ah hum)

And take a long ride on my motorbike

Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)

Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love, I just can't handle it

This thing called love, I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Crazy little thing called love

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah."

Everyone applauds and whistles loudly as Danny and the boys bow.

Suddenly, Tori's skype app on her phone is ringing.

"Mom! Dad! Come quick! Freddie, you too and you too Uncle George and Aunt Liz!" says Tori in excitement.

"Why?" asks Freddie.

"It's Richie!" says Tori.

"Answer it! Answer it, now!" says Danny.

Tori does so

"Hey, big brotha!" says Tori.

"Hi, Tori. Where are you?" asks Richie.

"In the garage with a few peeps you may know." says Tori.

"Hi, Richie." says Axl.

"Hey, Axl." says Richie.

"There's Uncle George and Aunt Liz." says Tori.

"Hey, guys." says Richie.

"Hi, Richie." says both Liz and George.

"There's my babe Lyle, there's Freddie's girl Jenny, there's Axl's girl Phoebe, and there's Jacob's girl Jade. Now, over here is Jacob and they all waved to you." says Tori.

"Where's Freddie?" asks Richie.

"Over here." says Tori.

"What up, brother!" says Freddie.

"Hey, Fred!" says Richie.

"Tori, may I talk to him?" asks Chastity.

"Who was that?" asks Richie.

"Here's mom." says Tori who goes over next to Chastity.

"Hi, mom! Wow, you look beautiful!" says Richie.

"Aww, thank you , Richie." says Chastity.

"Your hair is so long." says Richie.

"Well, I let it grow out. Hey, son, there is a special somebody who really wants to talk to you. Do you know who I mean?" asks Chastity.

"Who?" asks Richie.

"Him!" says Chastity who moves next to Danny.

Richie's eyes get wide and he gets a look of excitement on his face as he yells, "DAD!".

"Hey, Richie, my boy, how are you?" asks Danny.

"I'm doing good, dad. Hey, I got promoted to Major just a few days ago." says Richie.

"Congrats son! I'm so proud of you!" says Danny.

"Dad, what have you all been up to?" asks Richie.

"Well, I am planning on doing a concert kind of like Live Aid, only called Help Aid and raising money for Tunnels to Towers, Wounded Warriors, Shriner's, St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital, ASPCA, and the Mercury Phoenix trust. It will also be a tribute to Freddie Mercury." says Danny who then continues with, "I wish you could come."

"That's really awesome, dad and I think I can as I am due to retire from the military any day." says Richie.

"Oh, boy! That's great! When will you come home?" asks Danny.

"Oh, dad that's a surprise!" says Richie.

Danny cracks up at the way Richie said that.

"Listen, I don't know if y'all know, but, I'm in a serious relationship." says Richie.

"Oh, wow! Who are you with, Richie?" asks Danny.

"That's a surprise too! Listen, I really cannot wait to meet her in person because she is also retiring from the military academy and we're coming home on the same day and I learned a few new languages as I had time to tour and wonder around the world. I really cannot wait to be reunited with my family and stay home." says Richie.

"Well, Richie, we'll be waitin' for ya." says Danny.

"Well, I hate to cut this conversation short, but, I got to get back to guarding Guantanamo Bay until the other guy comes back on duty. See yas , later." says Richie.

"Bye Richie." yells everyone.

The skype call then hangs up

"Wow, that felt good talking to Richie again." says George.

"I loved how he got excited when he saw me." says Danny.

"He's always been a daddy's boy." says Liz.

"OK, now that we all talked to Richie, let's get back to practicing." says Danny.

They all either go back up to the mock stage or into their seats.

"What song is next?" asks Lyle.

"Bohemian Rhapsody." says Danny.

Then, without another word or ado, Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY:

"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, oh oh

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Body's aching all the time

Goodbye everybody I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, oh oh (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want to die

Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me

Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, figaro, magnifico

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come easy go will you let me go

Bismillah, no we will not let you go, let him go

Bismillah, we will not let you go, let him go

Bismillah, we will not let you go, let me go

(Will not let you go) let me go (never, never let you go) let me go (never let me go)

Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for me for me

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh baby can't do this to me baby

Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows."

Then Axl bangs the gong and everyone gives a loud cheer and applause.

"What song is next?" asks Freddie.

"I'm going to do Freddie Mercury's solo Mr. Bad Guy." says Danny.

The boys then go off to the side as Danny begins to perform Freddie Mercury's solo Mr. Bad Guy:

"Let's go chasing rainbows in the sky

It's my invitation

Let's all take a trip on my ecstasy

I'm Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me

Your big daddy's got no place to stay

Bad communication

I feel like the President of the USA

Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me

I'm Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me

I can ruin people's lives

Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me

It's the only way to be

That's my destiny

Mr bad guy, Mr bad guy, bad guy

It's the only way for me

It's my destiny, oh yeah

Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see this is my destiny

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me."

Before he can bow, there is a loud applause followed by "woohs!" and whistles.

"Who and what song is next?" asks Jacob.

"Lyle and I will do our duet Tell me that you love me." says Tori.

Danny steps off to the side as Tori and Lyle begin their duet Tell me that you love me:

"Ohh yeah yeah

The situation turns around enough to figure out

That someone else has let you down

So many times I don't know why

But I know we can make it as long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Tell me that you love me anyway

Ohhh

Waking up beside yourself and what you feel inside

Is being shared with someone else

Nowhere to hide I don't know why

But I know we can make it

As long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Show me look what we found turn it around every day

I can hear what you say

Now I know why I know we can make it

If tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

Maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway."

Everyone applauds them before they bow.

"What next?" asks Axl.

"Me, George, and Freddie are going to do More than a woman." says Danny.

Tori and Lyle step aside as Freddie, Danny, and George begin performing the Bee Gees song More Than A Woman:

"Girl, I've known you very well

I've seen you growing every day

I never really looked before

But now you take my breath away

Suddenly you're in my life

A part of everything I do

You got me workin' day and night

Just tryin' to keep a hold on you

Here in your arms I found my paradise

My only chance for happiness

And if I lose you now, I think I would die

Say you'll always be my baby we can make it shine

We can take forever just a minute at a time

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

There are stories old and true

Of people so in love like you and me

And I can see myself

Let history repeat itself

Reflecting how I feel for you

And thinking about those people then

I know that in a thousand years

I'd fall in love with you again

This is the only way that we should fly

This is the only way to go

And if I lose your love, I know I would die

Oh say you'll always be my baby

We can make it shine

We can take forever just a minute at a time

More than a woman (you are)

More than a woman to me

More than a woman (uh my baby)

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me (oh so much more)

More than a woman (oh baby)

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

More than a woman."

Everyone claps and whistles in cheer.

"Which song now?" asks Freddie.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hammer To Fall!" says Danny.

George goes off back into his seat as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Hammer To Fall:

"Here we stand or here we fall

History won't care at all

Make the bed, light the light

Lady Mercy won't be home tonight

You don't waste no time at all

Don't hear the bell but you answer the call

It comes to you as to us all

We're just waiting for the hammer to fall

Oh, every night and every day

A little piece of you is falling away

But lift your face the Western Way

Build your muscles as your body decays

Tow the line and play their game

Let the anesthetic cover it all

'Til one day they call your name

You know it's time for the hammer to fall

Rich or poor or famous for

Your truth it's all the same

(Oh, no! Oh, no!)

Lock your door but rain is pouring

Through your window pane

(Oh, no!)

Baby, now your struggle's all in vain

For he who grew up tall and proud

In the shadow of the Mushroom Cloud

Convinced our voices can't be heard

We just wanna scream it louder and louder and louder

What the hell are we fighting for?

Just surrender and it won't hurt at all

You just got time to say your prayers

While you're waiting for the hammer to—hammer to fall

Hey! Yes.

It's going to fall! Yeah!

Hammer!

You know

Yeah!

Hammer to fall!

Woohooo

Ah

Hey

eh

Wooowoo

Ha ha

Eh Hammer

Hammer!

Yeah!

Waiting for the hammer to fall, baby!

While you're waiting for the hammer to fall

Give it to me one more time!"

There's loud cheers and "woohs!".

"What should we do next?" asks Freddie.

"Let's all take a break. We have been singing our throats out." says Danny.

Suddenly Lyle's phone rings

"I'll take this. Excuse me real quick." says Lyle who then goes off and answers the phone with Jenny following him.

"Good job you guys and-" says Danny who then pauses and gets bug eyed.

"What is it, dad?" asks Tori.

"I saw a skinny figure with a large head outside that window!" says Danny.

"Oh my God! That's the same one we saw!" says Freddie.

"It's probably nothing." says George.

"That's not nothing!" says Danny who suddenly remembers the circles in the yard and continues, "It's the aliens!"

"There ain't no such things!" says George.

Then a tv set goes static and a girl begins to come out of the screen

"Oh My GOD! Dan, there's a girl!" says George.

"Yeah right! Quit making stuff up!" says Danny who then goes to unplug the tv set, but, finds that it is not plugged in and gets creeped out.

"Oh shit! We're all alone down here!" says George.

"What are we going to do?" asks Danny.

"Kill it!" says George.

"No, I have a better idea!" says Danny who then punches Tabitha causing her to fall then he picks her up and tosses her back into the tv then grabs a baseball bat and destroys it.

"That was fast and easy." says George.

"Let's get out of here." says Danny.

They then leave the garage.

George goes off somewhere and Danny is all alone until Jenny comes up to him.

"Yes, Jenny?" says Danny.

"Mr. Gotti, I just want to apologize for my actions yesterday." says Jenny.

"Hey, all is forgiven and it is water under the bridge, Jenny. Besides, we were all crazy teenagers and we all went through the same phase." says Danny.

"Thank you for being understanding." says Jenny.

"You're very welcome and who called Lyle?" asks Danny.

"Our sister, Kenzi and she told us she is seeing a guy at the moment and will be coming home soon." says Jenny.

"I bet you and Lyle are excited to see your big sis again." says Danny.

"Yupp, we are." says Jenny who then runs off to meet up with Freddie and the others.

Danny smiles and suddenly sees the same figure he saw earlier. He decides to look out his window and he sees that it is a hooded figure with a ghost mask.

"Uh oh! It's Ghostface!" Danny says to himself.

Ghostface points to Danny and runs his finger across his throat before disappearing.

"Uh Oh! I'm done for!" thought Danny as he gets more and more creeped out.

Danny gets far away from the window and goes back into the garage to do some more practicing.

Soon enough, Tori, Jenny, Jade, and Phoebe join him.

"Hey, Dad." says Tori.

"Oh! You girls startled me! Want to practice a little more?" says Danny.

"Yes, we do. The boys and everyone else will be down in a-" says Jade who is immediately cut off when Freddie and everyone else come back in.

"We're here to practice some more." says Freddie.

"Who is going up and what are you singing?" asks Danny.

"I'm going." says Tori who then gets on the stage and begins performing Freak the Freak Out:

"Are you listenin'?

Hear me talk, hear me sing

Open up the door

Easy less, easy more

tell me to beware

Are you here, are you there?

Is there something I should know?

Easy come, easy go

I'm not Noddin your head Don't hear a word I say.

I can't communicate. when you wait.

Don't relate.

I try to talk to you

But you never even knew

's it gonna be? Tell me.

Can you hear me? (hear me? can you hear?)

I'm so sick of it.

Your attention deficit.

Never listen

You never listen

I'm so sick of it

so i'll throw another fit

Never listen

You never listen

I scream your name!

It always stays the same.

I scream and shout!

So what I'm gonna do

Now is freak the freak out.

Hey!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

patience running thin running thin

come again

tell me what i get

opposite opposite

show me what is real

if it breaks

does it heal

open up your ear

why u think that i'm here

keep me in the dark

r u even thinking of me

is there someone else above me

gotta know gotta know

what am i gonna do

cause i cant get through to you

so whats it gonna be

tell me can u hear me

i'm so sick of it

ur attention deficit

never listen never listen

i'm so sick of it

so i'll throw another fit

never listen never listen

i scream ur name

it always stays the same

i scream and shout

so what im gonna do now is freak the freak out

hey

whoa whoa whoa whoa

i scream ur name

is freak the freak out

whoa whoa whoa whoa

I scream your name!

It always stays the same.

I scream and shout!

So what I'm gonna do

Now is freak the freak out.

Hey!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

Now is freak the freak out.

Ohhhhhhhh...

I scream your name!

But you never listen!

Ohhhhhhhh...

But you never listen."

Everyone cheers as she bows.

"Hey, Tori, I decided to start recording it on your phone so you can send it to Richie and he can see what we are doing and what he'll come home to." says Danny who immediately paused the recording after she finished.

"Great idea, dad!" says Tori who steps down off the mock stage.

"Who's next?" asks Lyle.

"Me and Jade." says Jacob as he and Jade go up onto the mock stage.

Tori immediately begins resuming the recording as Jacob and Jade sing Sonny and Cher's song I got you, Babe:

"They say we're young and we don't know

We won't find out until we grow

Well I don't know if all that's true

'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

They say our love won't pay the rent

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

I guess that's so, we don't have a plot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got flowers in the spring

I got you to wear my ring

And when I'm sad, you're a clown

And if I get scared, you're always around

Don't let them say your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

Then put your little hand in mine

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you to hold my hand

I got you to understand

I got you to walk with me

I got you to talk with me

I got you to kiss goodnight

I got you to hold me tight

I got you, I won't let go

I got you to love me so

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe."

As they bow, Tori pauses the recording yet again and everyone cheers for Jade and Jacob.

"Who is next?" asks Jacob as he and Jade step down off of the mock stage.

"Jacob, get back on that stage as you, me, Lyle, Axl, and Freddie are next." says Danny as he, Jacob, and the boys get onto the mock stage and as Tori resumes the recording, they begin performing Queen's song Love of my life:

"Love of my life, you've hurt me

You've broken my heart and now you leave me

Love of my life, can't you see?

Bring it back, bring it back

Don't take it away from me, because you don't know

What it means to me

Love of my life, don't leave me

You've stolen my love(all of my love) and now desert me

Love of my life, can't you see?

(Please bring it)

Bring it back, bring it back (back)

Don't take it away from me

Because you don't know

What it means to me

Who will remember

When this is blown over

And everything's all by the way

(Ooh) when I grow older

I will be there at your side to remind you

How I still love you (I still love you)

Ooh

Back, hurry back,

Please bring it back home to me

Because you don't know what it means to me

Love of my life

Love of my life

Ooh, Ooh."

Tori pauses the recording as Danny and the boys bow to a tearful cheer from everyone else.

"What song is next?" asks Axl.

"How about we go to the Seven Seas of Rhye?" asks Danny.

Everyone cracks up again at Danny's pun, but, soon get serious as Tori resumes filming as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Seven Seas of Rhye:

"Fear me you lords and lady preachers

I descend upon your earth from the skies

I command your very souls you unbelievers

Bring before me what is mine

The seven seas of rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privvy counsellors

I stand before you naked to the eyes

I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust

I swear that you'll be mine

The seven seas of rhye

Sister I live and lie for you

Mister do and I'll die

You are mine I possess you

I belong to you forever

Storm the master marathon I'll fly through

By flash and thunder fire I'll survive

Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive

Then I'll get you

Be gone with you, you shod and shady senators

Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries

I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours

And with a smile

I'll take you to the seven seas of rhye."

Everyone cheers them on and Tori pauses filming as they bow.

"Who is next and what song is next?" asks Lyle.

"I'm going up." says Tori who then goes up to the mock stage as Danny and the boys go off to the side and George resumes filming as Tori performs The Bee Gees/Yvonne Elliman's song If I can't have you:

"Don't know why

I'm survivin' ev'ry lonely day

When there's got to be no chance for me

My life would end

And it doesn't matter how I cry

My tears, so far, are a waste of time

If I turn away

Am I strong enough to see it through

Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho, oh oh oh

Can't let go and it doesn't matter how I try

I gave it up

So easily

To you my love

To dreams that never will come true

Am I strong enough to see it through

Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho oh

If I can't have you."

Then as she bows and there are cheers and whistles, George pauses filming.

"Who is next?" asks Freddie.

"You, me, and George are." says Danny who then walks up to the mock stage with George and Freddie as Tori goes back to her seat and resumes recording as they begin performing the Bee Gees song Night Fever:

"Listen to the ground

There is movement all around

There is something goin' down

And I can feel it

On the waves of the air

There is dancin' out there

If it's somethin' we can share

We can steal it

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the light

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

In the heat of our love

Don't need no help for us to make it

Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'

I got fire in my mind

I get higher in my walkin'

And I'm glowin' in the dark

I give you warnin'

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the night

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to do it."

Tori pauses the filming as they bow and there are "woohs!" shouted.

"What next?" asks George.

"I'm going to do Freddie Mercury's solo "Mr. Bad Guy"." says Danny.

George and Freddie step off to the side and back to their seats as Tori resumes filming and Danny begins performing Freddie Mercury's solo Mr. Bad Guy:

"Let's go chasing rainbows in the sky

It's my invitation

Let's all take a trip on my ecstasy

I'm Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me

Your big daddy's got no place to stay

Bad communication

I feel like the President of the USA

Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me

I'm Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me

I can ruin people's lives

Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me

It's the only way to be

That's my destiny

Mr bad guy, Mr bad guy, bad guy

It's the only way for me

It's my destiny, oh yeah

Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see this is my destiny

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me."

Tori pauses the filming as everyone whistles and cheers.

"What is next?" asks Axl.

"I want to break free and again no drag." says Danny.

"Thank God!" says Freddie.

"Relief." says Axl.

The boys join Danny on the mock stage and George helps Tori resume filming as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song I want to break free:

"I want to break free

I want to break free

I want to break free from your lies

You're so self satisfied I don't need you

I've got to break free

God knows, God knows I want to break free

I've fallen in love

I've fallen in love for the first time

And this time I know it's for real

I've fallen in love, yeah

God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true, yeah

I can't get over the way you love me like you do

But I have to be sure

When I walk out that door

Oh, how I want to be free, baby

Oh, how I want to be free

Oh, how I want to break free

But life still goes on

I can't get used to living without, living without

Living without you by my side

I don't want to live alone, hey

God knows, got to make it on my own

So baby can't you see

I've got to break free

I've got to break free

I want to break free, yeah

I want, I want, I want, I want to break free."

George and Tori pause filming as there is a loud cheer from everyone else.

"Who's next?" asks Jacob.

"Lyle and I are next." says Tori as she joins Lyle on the mock stage as Danny and the others step off to the side.

"What song?" asks Axl.

"We're going to do our duet." says Tori.

George resumes filming as Tori and Lyle begin performing their duet Tell Me That You Love Me:

"Ohh yeah yeah

The situation turns around enough to figure out

That someone else has let you down

So many times I don't know why

But I know we can make it as long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Tell me that you love me anyway

Ohhh

Waking up beside yourself and what you feel inside

Is being shared with someone else

Nowhere to hide I don't know why

But I know we can make it

As long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Show me look what we found turn it around every day

I can hear what you say

Now I know why I know we can make it

If tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

Maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway."

George pauses filming as everyone claps in amazement.

"Who is next and what song is next?" asks Lyle.

"Lyle, stay up there as me and the boys are coming back up there." says Danny who gets back onto the mock stage with the boys.

"What song?" asks Axl.

"BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY." says Danny.

Tori resumes filming as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Bohemian Rhapsody:

"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, oh oh

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Body's aching all the time

Goodbye everybody I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, oh oh (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want to die

Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me

Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, figaro, magnifico

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come easy go will you let me go

Bismillah, no we will not let you go, let him go

Bismillah, we will not let you go, let him go

Bismillah, we will not let you go, let me go

(Will not let you go) let me go (never, never let you go) let me go (never let me go)

Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for me for me

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh baby can't do this to me baby

Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows."

Then Axl bangs the gong and Tori pauses the filming as everyone else is teary eyed and cheering.

"I think that is enough to send Richie for today that is." says Danny who is beginning to sweat.

"OK, dad. I hope he enjoys it." says Tori who quickly presses the send button to send it to Richie.

"He'll love it because I want to break free is one of his favorite Queen songs besides Bohemian Rhapsody, but, then again he is a Queen buff too." says Danny.

"Hey, Danny, remember our high school teachers uhh Mr. Howard and Ms. Briggs?" asks George.

"Oh, God! Do I ever? They hated us!" says Danny.

"I was thinking on maybe going by our old school and you know, visiting them." says George.

"Remember our drama teacher Sikowitz?" asks Danny.

"Yes I do, but, one I cannot forget is Mr. Henning. He was a hippie who always smelled of old wood." says George.

"Sikowitz was kind of a hippie too." says Danny who continues with, "He always drank coconut water. Bleh!"

"Coconut water is better than smelling of old wood!" says George who shudders at the thought.

"Could we resume recording for our sister, Kenzi? Just so she can also see what we have been doing?" asks Lyle.

"Sure thing." says Danny who continues with, "If you don't mind me being included."

"Mind? Of course not." says Lyle.

"Who will go first?" asks Jacob.

"I will." says Lyle who hands his phone to Jenny and then goes up to the mock stage.

Jenny begins filming as Lyle begins performing The Turtles' song So, Happy Together:

"Imagine me and you, I do

I think about you day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl you love and hold her tight

So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be, so very fine

So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

So happy together

How is the weather

So happy together

We're happy together

So happy together

Happy together

So happy together

So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)."

Jenny pauses filming as Lyle bows.

"What song is next?" asks Jade.

"I just thought of something!" says Freddie.

"What?" asks Lyle.

"Kenzi, likes the song Seasons of Love, right?" asks Freddie.

"Yes. Why?" asks Jenny.

"I was thinking maybe we all could get up there and practice it." says Freddie.

"Perfect, but, who will be recording us?" asks Jenny.

"I will." says Liz.

"Thanks, Miss Gotti." says Lyle.

As Danny and everyone else gets on the mock stage, Liz begins filming as they begin performing Seasons of Love:

"Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

How do you measure, measure a year?

In daylights, in sunsets

In midnights, in cups of coffee

In inches, in miles

In laughter, in strife

In five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

How do you measure a year in the life

How about love?

How about love?

How about love?

Measure in love

Seasons of love

Seasons of love

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Journeys to plan

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

How do you measure the life

Of a woman or a man?

In truths that she learned

Or in times that he cried

In bridges he burned

Or the way that she died

It's time now to sing out

Tho' the story never ends

Let's celebrate

Remember a year in the life of friends

Remember the love

Remember the love

Remember the love

Measure in love

Measure, measure your life in love

Seasons of love

Seasons of love."

Liz pauses filming and cheers them on.

"What song is next?" asks Freddie.

"I'm next." says Phoebe who stays on the mock stage while everyone else steps off.

Jenny takes over filming as Phoebe begins singing Christina Perri's song A thousand years:

"Heart beats fast

Colors and promises

How to be brave

How can I love when I'm afraid to fall

But watching you stand alone

All of my doubt, suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer

I have died everyday, waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

Time stands still

Beauty in all she is

I will be brave

I will not let anything, take away

What's standing in front of me

Every breath, every hour has come to this

One step closer

I have died everyday, waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed, I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

One step closer

One step closer

I have died everyday, waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed, I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more."

Jenny pauses filming as Phoebe bows.

"What song is next and who is next?" asks Axl.

"I'm next." says Danny as he gets on the mock stage.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny begins performing Freddie Mercury's solo Mr. Bad Guy:

"Let's go chasing rainbows in the sky

It's my invitation

Let's all take a trip on my ecstasy

I'm Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me

Your big daddy's got no place to stay

Bad communication

I feel like the President of the USA

Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see I'm Mr Mercury

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me

I'm Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me

I can ruin people's lives

Mr bad guy, they're all afraid of me

It's the only way to be

That's my destiny

Mr bad guy, Mr bad guy, bad guy

It's the only way for me

It's my destiny, oh yeah

Mr bad guy, yes I'm everybody's Mr bad guy

Can't you see this is my destiny

Oh, spread your wings and fly away with me."

Jenny pauses filming yet again as Danny bows.

"Dad, you should wear the cape, royal uniform, and crown Freddie Mercury wore." says Freddie.

"I should, but, then I'd be copying Freddie Mercury and like I said, there was and always will be one and that one is him, but, since I am paying tribute to him and getting creative then I suppose I could." says Danny.

"Grow long hair and style it like he did back in the 70's." says Tori.

"I had that hairstyle in the 70's when I was good looking. Can you imagine hair like that on me now? Bleh!" says Danny.

"Dan, I had the same hairstyle John Deacon wore in the 70's before he cut it off and got a perm. Then, I styled it like Roger Taylor's hair only mine is darker than Roger's." says George who continues with, "It wouldn't hurt to have it again."

"You can also grow out the Freddie Mercury mustache." says Freddie.

"A mustache on me? Nah!" says Danny.

"Just grow it out and your hair too. Maybe a beard. Like a well trimmed one. Not a scruffy one. Kinda like Neville Brand's character in Stalag 17." says Freddie.

"We'll discuss that later, but, right now we need to practice some more." says Danny.

"What song and who is next?" asks George.

"Lyle and I are next." says Tori as she and Lyle get up onto the mock stage.

Jenny resumes filming as Tori and Lyle perform their duet Tell Me That You Love Me:

"Ohh yeah yeah

The situation turns around enough to figure out

That someone else has let you down

So many times I don't know why

But I know we can make it as long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Tell me that you love me anyway

Ohhh

Waking up beside yourself and what you feel inside

Is being shared with someone else

Nowhere to hide I don't know why

But I know we can make it

As long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Show me look what we found turn it around every day

I can hear what you say

Now I know why I know we can make it

If tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

Maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway."

Jenny pauses filming as Tori and Lyle bow and step off to the side.

"Who is next?" asks Lyle.

"I am." says Jenny who hands her phone to Lyle and gets up on the stage.

Lyle resumes filming as Jenny begins performing Amber Riley's song Colorblind:

"When the world is seeing yellow

I only see gray

When everybody sees the rainbow

I'm stuck in the rain

You take a little piece of me

Every time you leave

I don't think that I'll

Ever find that silver lining

Or a reason to smile

You know I used to paint such vibrant dreams

Now I'm colorblind, colorblind

When did my heart

Get so full of never mind, never mind

Did you know

That you stole the only thing I needed

Always black and white in my eyes

I'm colorblind

Ain't it funny that you managed

To just wash away

Even pictures that you're not in

Have started to fade

I try to play my favorite songs

But I can't sing along

The words don't feel the same

You've taken all the best things from me

And thrown them away

You know I used to paint such vibrant dreams

Now I'm colorblind, colorblind

When did my heart

Get so full of never mind, never mind

Did you know

That you stole the only thing I needed

Always black and white in my eyes

I'm colorblind

I'll wait

For roses to be red again

And I hate

That you took my blue from the ocean

Give me back green greens and goldens

My purples, my blues, you stole them

How long will I be broken?

You know I used to paint such vibrant dreams

Now I'm colorblind, colorblind

When did my heart

Get so full of never mind, never mind

Did you know

That you stole the only thing I needed

Only black and white in my eyes

I'm colorblind

It's only black and white in my eyes

I'm colorblind."

Lyle pauses filming as Jenny steps off the stage.

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"We are." says Danny as he and the boys get up onto the mock stage.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny and the boys perform Queen's song Love of my Life:

"Love of my life, you've hurt me

You've broken my heart and now you leave me

Love of my life, can't you see?

Bring it back, bring it back

Don't take it away from me, because you don't know

What it means to me

Love of my life, don't leave me

You've stolen my love(all of my love) and now desert me

Love of my life, can't you see?

(Please bring it)

Bring it back, bring it back (back)

Don't take it away from me

Because you don't know

What it means to me

Who will remember

When this is blown over

And everything's all by the way

(Ooh) when I grow older

I will be there at your side to remind you

How I still love you (I still love you)

Ooh

Back, hurry back,

Please bring it back home to me

Because you don't know what it means to me

Love of my life

Love of my life

Ooh, Ooh."

Jenny pauses filming as Danny and the boys bow.

"Who is next?" asks Lyle.

"We are." says Jenny as she and the girls step onto the stage and Danny and the boys step off and she gives Lyle her phone.

Lyle resumes filming as Jenny and the girls begin performing ABBA's song Mamma Mia:

"I been cheated by you since you know when

So I made up my mind, it must come to an end

Look at me now, will I ever learn?

I don't know how but I suddenly lose control

There's a fire within my soul

Just one look and I can hear a bell ring

One more look and I forget everything

Mamma mia, here I go again

My my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again

My my, just how much I've missed you?

Yes, I've been brokenhearted

Blue since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go?

Mamma mia, now I really know

My my, I could never let you go

I've been angry and sad about things that you do

I can't count all the times that I've told you "we're through"

And when you go, when you slam the door

I think you know that you won't be away too long

You know that I'm not that strong

Just one look and I can hear a bell ring

One more look and I forget everything

Mamma mia, here I go again

My my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again

My my, just how much I've missed you?

Yes, I've been brokenhearted

Blue since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go?

Mamma mia, even if I say

"Bye bye, leave me now or never"

Mamma mia, it's a game we play

"Bye bye" doesn't mean forever

Mamma mia, here I go again

My my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again

My my, just how much I've missed you?

Yes, I've been brokenhearted

Blue since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go?

Mamma mia, now I really know

My my, I could never let you go."

Lyle pauses filming as Jenny and the girls bow.

"Who is next?" asks Lyle who hands the phone back to Jenny.

"We are." says Jacob as he joins Jade on the mock stage.

Jenny resumes filming as Jade and Jacob begin performing Sonny and Cher's song I got you, Babe:

"They say we're young and we don't know

We won't find out until we grow

Well I don't know if all that's true

'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

They say our love won't pay the rent

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

I guess that's so, we don't have a plot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got flowers in the spring

I got you to wear my ring

And when I'm sad, you're a clown

And if I get scared, you're always around

Don't let them say your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

Then put your little hand in mine

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you to hold my hand

I got you to understand

I got you to walk with me

I got you to talk with me

I got you to kiss goodnight

I got you to hold me tight

I got you, I won't let go

I got you to love me so

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe."

Jenny pauses filming as Jade and Jacob bow and share a kiss.

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"We are." says Danny as he, Freddie, Lyle, Axl, and George join Jacob on the mock stage after Jade steps off.

"What song are we doing?" asks Freddie.

"You'll see." says Danny.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny, George, and the boys begin performing Greased Lightnin':

Why this car is automatic

It's systematic

It's hydromatic

Why it's greased lightnin'!

(Grease lightnin'!)

We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah

(Keep talkin', oh keep talkin')

Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah

(I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money)

With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

You know that ain't no shit

We'll be gettin' lots of tit in grease lightnin'

Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'

We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah

A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah

With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks

You know that I ain't braggin',

She's a real pussy wagon - grease lightnin'

Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'

Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'."

Jenny pauses filming as Danny and the boys bow.

"Who is next?" asks Freddie.

"We are." says Danny who continues with, "Have you ever heard of this thing called Love?"

Everyone cracks up at Danny's reference/pun, but, soon enough Jenny resumes filming as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Crazy Little Thing Called Love:

"This thing called love, I just can't handle it

This thing called love, I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing)

Called love (called love)

It cries (like a baby)

In a cradle all night

It swings (woo woo)

It jives (woo woo)

It shakes all over like a jelly fish

I kinda like it

Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby

She knows how to rock 'n' roll

She drives me crazy

She gives me hot and cold fever

Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

And get on my track's

Take a back seat, hitch-hike

And take a long ride on my motorbike

Until I'm ready

Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

And get on my track's

Take a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (ah hum)

And take a long ride on my motorbike

Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)

Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love, I just can't handle it

This thing called love, I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Crazy little thing called love

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah."

Jenny pauses filming yet again.

"Who is next?" asks Lyle.

"Me and my dad will go next." says Tori who gets up onto the mock stage joining Danny as the boys step off.

Jenny resumes recording as Tori and Danny begin performing their father-daughter duet Make It In America:

"Got a one way ticket down a two-way street

Got the wind in my hair and there's dust on my feet

I'm just trying to make it in America

Only thing to my name is in old t-shirt

Faded 1985 from the Stones concert

And I'm dying to make it in America

And I'm singing the words to my favorite song

With the rag top down and my glasses on

And I'm driving straight through America

I wanna taste the sun

Cause baby I'm born to run

I gotta feeling that I'm not the only one

And I, I wanna show some skin

Yeah, baby I need the ocean

And you can't stop me now I've got my heart in motion

And I wanna make it in America

Make it in America

I can see my stars sunset and vine

Gonna carve my name in the Hollywood sign

Yeah, I gotta, gotta make it in America

See me wearing a smile even if I'm broke

I'll be singing the words from a song I wrote

And I called it make it in America

I wanna taste the sun

Cause baby I'm born to run

I gotta feeling that I'm not the only one

And I, I wanna show some skin

Yeah, baby I need the ocean

And you can't stop me now I've got my heart in motion

And I wanna make it in America

Make it in America

I can feel the sweat dripping down my face

I can hear my heart as it starts to race

And sometimes this world's such a lonely place

If a just push on I know that

I wanna taste the sun

'Cause baby I'm born to run

I gotta feeling that I'm not the only one

And I, I wanna show some skin

Yeah, baby I need the ocean

And you can't stop me now I've got my heart in motion

And I wanna make it in America

Make it in America."

Jenny pauses filming as Danny and Tori exchange hugs and bow.

"Who is next?" asks Lyle.

"We are." says Danny as Lyle and the boys join him on the mock stage.

Jenny resumes recording as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Seven Seas of Rhye:

"Fear me you lords and lady preachers

I descend upon your earth from the skies

I command your very souls you unbelievers

Bring before me what is mine

The seven seas of rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privvy counsellors

I stand before you naked to the eyes

I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust

I swear that you'll be mine

The seven seas of rhye

Sister I live and lie for you

Mister do and I'll die

You are mine I possess you

I belong to you forever

Storm the master marathon I'll fly through

By flash and thunder fire I'll survive

Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive

Then I'll get you

Be gone with you, you shod and shady senators

Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries

I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours

And with a smile

I'll take you to the seven seas of rhye."

Jenny pauses the filming.

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"We are." says Danny who continues with, "I believe God knows we want to break free."

Everyone cracks up yet again, but, Jenny resumes recording as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song I want to break free:

"I want to break free

I want to break free

I want to break free from your lies

You're so self satisfied I don't need you

I've got to break free

God knows, God knows I want to break free

I've fallen in love

I've fallen in love for the first time

And this time I know it's for real

I've fallen in love, yeah

God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true, yeah

I can't get over the way you love me like you do

But I have to be sure

When I walk out that door

Oh, how I want to be free, baby

Oh, how I want to be free

Oh, how I want to break free

But life still goes on

I can't get used to living without, living without

Living without you by my side

I don't want to live alone, hey

God knows, got to make it on my own

So baby can't you see

I've got to break free

I've got to break free

I want to break free, yeah

I want, I want, I want, I want to break free."

Jenny pauses filming as Danny and the boys bow.

"Who's next?" asks Freddie.

"I am." says Phoebe who gets on the stage as Danny and the boys get off.

Jenny resumes recording as Phoebe begins performing Blondie's song Heart Of Glass:

"Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out had a heart of glass

Seemed like the real thing only to find

Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

Once I had a love and it was divine

Soon found out I was losing my mind

It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind

Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

In between 'what I find is pleasing' and 'I'm feeling fine'

Love is so confusing

There's no peace of mind if I fear I'm losing you

It's just no good, you teasing like you do

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out had a heart of glass

Seemed like the real thing only to find

Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

Lost inside adorable illusion

And I cannot hide

I'm the one you're using

Please don't push me aside

We coulda made it cruising, yeah

Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Seemed like the real thing only to find

Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Ooo ooo ooo whoa

Ooo ooo ooo whoa."

Jenny pauses filming.

"Who's next?" asks George.

"Me and the boys are." says Danny as he and the boys get up onto the mock stage while Phoebe steps off.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Radio Gaga:

"I'd sit alone and watch your light

My only friend through teenage nights

And everything I had to know

I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars

Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars

You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry

You made us feel like we could fly (radio)

So don't become some background noise

A backdrop for the girls and boys

Who just don't know or just don't care

And just complain when you're not there

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Radio, someone still loves you

We watch the shows, we watch the stars

On videos for hours and hours

We hardly need to use our ears

How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend

Like all good things on you we depend

So stick around 'cause we might miss you

When we grow tired of all this visual

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga

Radio ga ga

Radio ga ga

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)."

Jenny pauses filming, again.

"Who is next and what song?" asks Axl.

"Me, Freddie, and George are next." says Danny who continues with, "You boys can take a little break if ya want."

"Thank you, Mr. Gotti." says Lyle as he, Axl, and Jacob step down and George joins Freddie and Danny.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny, George, and Freddie perform the Bee Gees song Night Fever:

"Listen to the ground

There is movement all around

There is something goin' down

And I can feel it

On the waves of the air

There is dancin' out there

If it's somethin' we can share

We can steal it

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the light

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

In the heat of our love

Don't need no help for us to make it

Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'

I got fire in my mind

I get higher in my walkin'

And I'm glowin' in the dark

I give you warnin'

And that sweet city woman

She moves through the night

Controlling my mind and my soul

When you reach out for me

Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Here I am

Prayin' for this moment to last

Livin' on the music so fine

Borne on the wind

Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to do it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to show it

Gimme that night fever, night fever

We know how to do it."

Jenny pauses yet again.

"Who is next and what song?" asks George.

"Me and the boys are." says Danny.

Axl, Lyle, and Jacob join Freddie and Danny on the mock stage while George steps off.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny and the boys put their sunglasses on and begin performing Queen's song Body Language:

"Give me, body, give me, body body

Give me your body

Don't talk

Baby don't talk

Body language

Give me your body

Just give me your body

Give me your body

Don't talk

Body language

You got red lips

Snakes in your eyes

Long legs, great thighs

You've got the cutest ass I've ever seen

Knock me down for a six anytime

Look at me, I got of case of body language

Body language, body language, yeah

Sexy body, sexy, sexy body

I want your body

Baby you're hot

Body language body language body language

Body language body language body language

Body language body language body language."

Jenny pauses filming.

"Who is and what song is next?" asks Axl.

"We are next." says Danny.

Jenny resumes filming as Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now:

"Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah

I'm floating around in ecstasy

So don't stop me now don't stop me

'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time

I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky

Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity

I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva

I'm gonna go, go, go

There's no stopping me

I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I'm traveling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call

Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time)

Don't stop me now (yes, I'm havin' a good time)

I don't want to stop at all

Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars

On a collision course

I am a satellite, I'm out of control

I am a sex machine, ready to reload

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I'm traveling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don't stop me, don't stop me

Don't stop me, hey, hey, hey

Don't stop me, don't stop me

Ooh ooh ooh, I like it

Don't stop me, don't stop me

Have a good time, good time

Don't stop me, don't stop me, ah

Oh yeah

Alright

Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I'm traveling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time (wooh)

Just give me a call (alright)

Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time, yeah yeah)

Don't stop me now (yes, I'm havin' a good time)

I don't want to stop at all

La da da da daah

Da da da haa

Ha da da ha ha haaa

Ha da daa ha da da aaa

Ooh ooh ooh."

Jenny pauses filming as Danny and the boys bow.

"I think that should do it for, Kenzi to enjoy as well." says Danny.

"I think so." says Lyle.

Jenny presses the send button in order to send it to Kenzi.

"I hope Richie likes the one we sent." says Freddie.

Suddenly, Tori's skype app on her phone is ringing.

"Who is it, Tori?" asks Danny.

"It's Richie!" says Tori who immediately answers the call and continues with, "Hey, Richie."

"Hi, Tori." says Richie.

"Did you see the video I sent?" asks Tori.

"I sure did." says Richie.

"Well?" says Freddie.

"I loved it! You guys are really good! Dad sounds just like Freddie Mercury and Barry Gibb!" says Richie.

"Ahhh shucks, Richie!" says Danny.

"I'm serious you guys are really good! Hey, I was wondering, uh, could I possibly join you guys when I come home?" asks Richie.

"You ACTUALLY want to sing with us?" asks Tori.

"Yes, I do." says Richie.

"I always thought you thought it was stupid." says Tori.

"Yeah, so why the change of heart, Richie?" asks Danny.

"Well, I guess I kind of was embarrassed to show off my skills." says Richie.

"Well, you are more than welcome to join us if you want." says Danny.

"Good, because I know what song I want to sing when I do meet my girlfriend in person when she and I both come home." says Richie.

"I cannot wait to see you." says Danny.

"Same here, dad." says Richie.

"Well, I just want to keep practicing because before Help Aid we have a few gigs at the Honda Center in Anaheim, Angels Stadium, House of Blues in Anaheim, for one of the dances at Granada Middle School in La Mirada, and at Hollywood Arts high school." says Freddie.

"We do?" asks both Danny and Tori.

"Yup. I made a few calls and they said yes. I talked to Sikowitz and he was cool with us having our gig at Hollywood Arts." says Freddie.

"Looks, like Freddie did a lot of the planning." says Richie.

"Yeah, it does." says Danny who gives Freddie a death glare.

"Relax, dad the gigs are weeks away. We can still practice plus mom knows." says Freddie.

"OK, OK, that's a relief." says Danny.

"Well, if I happen to come home during one of your gigs, I know where to go and I'll surprise you." says Richie.

"I'm glad you enjoyed our practice gigs." says Tori.

"I cannot to actually see it in person and I hate to cut this conversation short, but, I have to get back on duty. See you all, soon." says Richie.

"Bye son." says Danny.

The call then ends.

"You guys!" says Jenny.

"Yes, Jenny?" says Freddie.

"Kenzi, enjoyed it as well." says Lyle.

"That's good." says Tori.

"I cannot believe we have gigs and we aren't even that big of a band or even a band." says Danny.

"Well, dad our vocals are probably going to make us starts." says Freddie.

"But, Freddie, we're singing songs that were already made famous." says Danny.

"I know, but, hey we need to start somewhere." says Freddie.

"I guess, but, for right now I believe all of us could use a break because we sang our throats out." says Danny.

Everyone else walks out leaving both Danny and Freddie in the garage.

Suddenly a figure walks by the window real fast, startling both Danny and Freddie.

"Dad?" says Freddie.

"I know son. I saw it too." says Danny.

Freddie then finds a very dusty vhs and dusts it off.

"What have you found son?" asks Danny.

"An old vhs." says Freddie.

"I wonder what it could be." says Danny.

"Let's take it inside and play it on the vcr." says Freddie.

"Great idea." says Danny who along with Freddie goes inside to the living room and while Freddie puts the T.V. on AV mode, continues with, "I wonder if it is that movie Pootie Tang I never returned."

"You watched Pootie Tang?" asks Freddie.

"Not the rest of it. I watched the first five minutes and I was out meaning I did not care to see it and I knew I had to return it, but, I never really got to it." says Danny.

"I think mom returned it." says Freddie.

"Oh, well, then maybe it was the other movie I hadn't watched in forever." says Danny.

"What movie?" asks Freddie.

"The 1953 film Stalag 17. That is my all time favorite film besides Picnic, Riot in Cell block 11, The Bridge on the River Kwai, McLintock!, That Darn Cat!, and Mighty Joe Young the original." says Danny.

"I don't think so because you own those movies and this one doesn't have a title or anything on it." says Freddie.

"What are ya boys up to?" asks Chastity.

"Trying to figure out what this vhs is. I thought it was the unreturned Pootie Tang I rented." says Danny.

"Nah, I returned that hunk of junk of a movie back to the video store before it went under." says Chastity.

"Play it, Freddie and let's see if it is somehow connected to the circles in the yard and the aliens." says Danny.

Freddie presses the play button and it shows footage of a woman brushing her hair then shows a light house.

"Look, dad it's a-" says Freddie who is immediately cut off.

"Cigar that I can light?" says Danny.

"I was going to say lighthouse." says Freddie.

"We must find that lighthouse. That's our destiny." says Danny who continues with, "Among other things. Like this goes on our to do list."

"More like procrastination list." says Freddie.

The footage of the light house cuts back to the woman and there is a fly on her nose.

"Oh my God what is that?" says Chastity who then gets her hand into the screen and picks the fly off of the woman's nose, continuing with, "Good lord."

The fly flies out of her hand and lands back onto the woman's nose.

Chastity, intrigued by it and wanting to test something, grabs a fly swatter and swats the fly, hitting the woman on the nose in the process.

The footage unpauses as the woman rubs her nose and is infuriated.

"There we go." says Chastity who then yells in pain and shock when the woman hits her on the nose with a fly swatter through the screen.

"Chastity, you alright?" asks Danny.

"I had a feeling that may happen, but, I thought that was my imagination." says Chastity.

The woman spits on Chastity through the screen.

Chastity is in pure shock and now a bit agitated. The woman whistles as if nothing happened.

"Oh no you don't!" exclaims Chastity as she pulls the woman partially through the t.v. and begins mercilessly bitch slapping her.

"Mom, don't!" says Freddie.

"Get out of this t.v. and fight like a real woman!" says Chastity as she continues to pull the woman out of the t.v. screen.

"Chas, no! This may result in a lawsuit! Let her go!" says Danny who manages to pull Chastity away from the t.v. set.

"She spit on me!" says Chastity who then continues with, "Kill that bitch!".

"Chastity, give it up! You won!" says Danny.

"OK! OK!." says Chastity who is trying to catch a breath.

"Up high." says Danny who raises his hand for a high five.

Chastity gives him the high five.

"Down low." says Danny who lowers his hand for the high five.

Chastity gives it to him again.

"Oh, hell no! Kill her! Do you think you're a real woman?!" exclaims Chastity who then pulls a few hairs off of the woman's head by the root.

"Oh for the love of God!" says Danny.

"Ha! Ha! I got your hair now! What are you going to brush?!" says Chastity who is taunting the woman.

The woman rubs her head.

"You're not supposed to be the crazy one, babe!" says Danny who is pushed out of the way when Chastity punches the t.v. screen knocking the woman unconscious.

Danny, super annoyed, takes the VHS out and turns the t.v. off.

"Mom, I did not know you had a crazy streak in you." says Freddie.

"Eh, just my feisty side coming out." says Chastity.

"Well, it's staying in because I'm supposed to be the nutty, sociopathic, pyschopathic, psychotic, and extremely short tempered one here!" says Danny who then punches the wall so hard that there is a big hole in it where you can see the next room through it and continues with, "I think I rest my case."

Then a mirror cracks.

"Not supposed to break a mirror, Dan." says Chastity.

"I didn't. It cracked." says Danny whose eyes change color and his fangs sprout.

Both Chastity and Freddie get wide eyed for a brief minute then go off to the kitchen leaving Danny alone.

Suddenly, the full moon shines on Danny and his hand begins extending.

"Ohhhhh God!" yells Danny who begins ripping his clothes and his feet extend as well as his back.

His muscles and bones contort and make painful sounds.

Danny is suddenly on the floor seizing with foam coming out of his mouth.

Clouds move away from the moon.

Soon enough, Danny is in his four legged dog from hell form rather than his BiPed form he was first in.

He jumps out of the slider door, runs off to a distance, and howls at the moon.

"Dad, I-" says Freddie who immediately pauses when he sees foam, blood, torn clothes, and broken glass.

Knowing his dad is in his monster form, he runs back to the kitchen and informs Chastity.

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Meanwhile, upstairs

Tori is in her room looking at a picture of Richie and her together and gets a fluffy feeling knowing her big brother will be home soon. However, when a figure walks past her window real fast, she peers out of the window and gets a glimpse of a few Aliens. This creeps her out, but, when she sees the full moon, she believes Danny will scare them off hopefully.

---

Meanwhile out on his prowl

Danny, in his werewolf form, encounters a few Aliens who at first mistake him for a dog, but, when he is at close eye sight they immediately get scared and run from him as he begins to give chase.

The Aliens believe they will successfully get away from him, but, he manages to kill a few of them by ripping them limb from limb.

"Please don't hurt us! We mean no harm!" exclaims one of the Aliens.

Danny, not in the right state of mind, attacks and kills the Alien.

As Danny runs off to a distance, the dead Aliens disintegrate into dust.

Danny gets on top of a large rock, looks up to the moon, and gives a loud howl.

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Meanwhile back at home

Chastity and the others decide to again, let Danny come home when the moon begins to set. Lyle and the others have all went home in order to rest up and prepare for tomorrow's practice.

What is in store for tomorrow? Will Richie and Kenzi come home and meet each other in person?

To Be Continued...