Scary Movie 6 Chapter 8: Fat Bottomed Girls, Hulk-out, a misc. movies fanfic

Scary Movie 6

Ch. 8:

Fat Bottomed Girls; Hulk-out?

As Danny is on his prowl and everyone else is asleep, their dog Duke is wide awake.

"Oh, Dan, you are so brave for rescuing me from those damned coyotes! I shall watch over your family here because after all someone else who is four legged besides you needs to." thought Duke as he felt that by doing so he was repaying Danny for rescuing him, but, the dog knows that he cannot thank Danny enough.

Soon enough, Danny howls after ripping another Alien to shreds. Duke howls while hearing Danny howl.

"Duke, stop howling pointlessly at the moon." yells George from upstairs.

"Fuck off, George!" whispers Duke who obviously hates him.

...

Hours later

The moon begins to set and Danny comes home and passes out on the floor in the living room and reverts back to his human form. He never moves from the floor for the rest of the night.

Duke licks him on the face and lays on top of him to

keep him warm.

...

The next morning, George is walking down the stairs and gets shocked when he sees his brother on the floor all disheveled. He goes to help him up onto the couch, but, Duke lifts his head up.

"Duke, nice dog." says George.

"Do you mind not touching him? The man is asleep!" barks Duke.

"Look, Duke, he needs to be on the couch or in his bed room where he'd be more comfortable." says George.

"Oh OK. I guess." says Duke.

George picks Danny up and puts him in a recliner for a minute as he gets the sofa bed out and ready. Then, he places Danny on it and covers him with a light sheet.

Duke then climbs onto it and sleeps at the foot of the sofa bed.

Meanwhile upstairs

Tori's skype app on her phone begins ringing. She sees it is Richie and answers it right away.

"Hi, Richie." whispers Tori.

"Hey, Tori. Well, guess what?" says Richie in an excited way.

"What?" asks Tori.

"I'm home." says Richie.

"Oh my gosh! I can't wait to see you!" says Tori.

"I can't either and I want to make it a surprise for mom and dad." says Richie.

"Well, where are you?" asks Tori.

"Just a few blocks away. I'm at Papa Vito's eating Spumoni. I love that ice cream." says Richie.

"Is your girlfriend home?" asks Tori.

"Yes, she is. I cannot wait to meet her, but, first I wanna surprise mom and dad." says Richie.

"See you in a bit." says Tori.

"Laters." says Richie.

The call hangs up and Tori runs excitedly to Freddie's room to tell him the good news.

Unbeknownst to any of them, Kenzi is a few blocks away from Papa Vito's going to her house to surprise her family. She is unaware that Richie is in Papa Vito's.

"Freddie." whispers Tori.

"What?" says Freddie as he yawns and stretches.

"Guess what!" says Tori.

"What?" asks Freddie.

"Richie is a few blocks away from home." says Tori.

"No, way!" says Freddie.

Tori nods her head.

"This is awesome!" says Freddie.

"He is going to surprise mom and dad." says Tori.

"Let's tell aunt Liz, uncle George, and Axl so that way they can help us and Richie surprise mom and dad." says Tori.

"Yeah, let's." says Freddie who gets up out of his bed.

They go to Axl's room and tell him the good news. Then they along with Axl tell Liz and then go downstairs and tell George.

"Wow, that is so exciting! Well, I have to move your dad from the sofa bed up to his and your mom's room." says George.

"OK. We'll keep Richie down here when he comes in." says Liz.

George then picks Danny up, carries him up to his and Chastity's room, puts him next to Chastity, and covers him up with the blanket. Then he goes back downstairs.

Duke knows about Richie and is excited to meet him. He's even wagging his tail.

"OK, he's upstairs with your mother and it looks like the dog is excited to meet Richie." says George.

"This is going to be so exciting." says Tori.

Suddenly, there is the sound of a key turning in the lock. The door slowly opens.

Tori and everyone else have smiles on their faces.

Richie comes in.

Duke stands on his hind legs and licks Richie's face.

"Hey, where did you come from?" asks Richie.

"Your dad saved me from Coyotes." says Duke.

"Wow, that's awesome. What's your name?" asks Richie.

"Duke." replies Duke.

"OK, Duke, where's my family?" asks Richie.

"They're in the kitchen. Follow me." says Duke.

Richie follows the dog into the kitchen.

"Richie, oh my goodness!" says Liz as she goes up to hug her nephew and continues with, "I'm so happy to see you."

"Aunty Liz, I'm so excited to see you, too!" replies Richie as he hugs his aunt.

"Richie, you big lug!" says George who goes up to his eldest nephew.

"Uncle George, it's nice seeing you too." says Richie who goes over to hug his uncle.

"Fratello(Brother!)! Grande Fratello(Big Brother!)!" says Freddie in his Italian lingo he learned from Danny.

"Freddie!" exclaims Richie as he runs to his little brother and picks him up in a brotherly hug.

"I'm so happy to see you brother! I didn't expect you home this soon!" says Freddie whose voice is beginning to break as he begins crying tears of joy.

"I remember when you were small and didn't have the deep voice you do now! Look at you, you've grown up so fast!" says Richie who is also crying tears of joy.

"Richie!" says both an excited Tori and Axl.

"Tori and Axl I'm happy to see you both too!" says Richie who puts Freddie down and runs into a hug with both Tori and Axl.

"Mom and Dad are going to be so excited!" says Tori.

"Tori, let's go get them." says Freddie.

"OK." says Tori who runs upstairs with Freddie to get both Danny and Chastity.

"Richie, close your eyes and we'll guide you to the living room." says Liz.

"OK." says Richie who then closes his eyes.

George, Axl, and Liz guide him to the living room.

Meanwhile upstairs

Tori and Freddie are in Danny and Chastity's room.

"Mom." whispers Freddie who is tapping Chastity's arm in order to wake her.

"Dad." whispers Tori who is doing the same thing in order to wake Danny up.

Danny and Chastity wake up, yawn and stretch.

"What is it?" whispers Chastity.

"Yeah what is it?" whispers Danny.

"We have a surprise for you downstairs." says Tori.

"So, close your eyes and we'll guide you down the stairs." says Freddie.

Danny and Chastity do so and Freddie and Tori guide them down the stairs.

"I wonder what the surprise is." says Chastity.

"You'll see." says Freddie.

They finally get down the stairs and begin going into the living room.

"I'm so excited." whispers Richie.

"We are too." whispers Liz.

Finally Tori and Freddie get Danny and Chastity into the living room and in front of Richie. Tori and Freddie release their grip on Dan and Chastity as does George, Liz, and Axl on Richie.

"OK, 1! 2! 3! Open your eyes!" says Liz.

Richie, Danny, and Chastity slowly opens their eyes. Once their eyes are open, Chastity gets super excited while Danny falls onto his ass and immediately begins crying tears of joy.

"Mom! Dad!" Richie says in an excited manner while tears of joy stream down his face.

"Richie, my boy! I'm so happy to see you!" says Chastity as she squeezes Richie into a hug and pelts him with kisses.

"Dad, let me help you up." says Richie who goes over to Danny and helps him up.

"Figlio(Son!)! Figlio(Son!)!" exclaims Danny in his Italian lingo while tears stream down his face.

"Papa sono cosi felice che tu non sia piu arrabbiato con me(Dad, I'm so glad you're not mad at me anymore)." replies Richie in his Italian lingo he also learned from Danny.

"Oh figlio, non sono mai stato arrabbiato con te(Oh son I was never mad at you at all)." replies Danny in his Italian tongue.

Danny then squeezes Richie in a hug and pelts him with a lot of kisses as well. This embrace lasts a while as Richie and Danny have patched things up.

Meanwhile at the Romanov household

Kenzi has entered the house and reunited with Jenny and Lyle.

"Where's mom and dad?" asks Kenzi.

"In the kitchen at the table. We told them to have their backs turned as there is a surprise for them." whispers Jenny.

"OK, I'll sneak up on them." whispers Kenzi who then begins walking into the kicthen.

Once in the kitchen, she puts her left hand over Victoria's eyes and her right hand over Joe's eyes.

"Who's there?" asks Victoria.

"Yes, what is this?" asks Joe.

"Turn around." says Jenny.

Victoria turns around and gets overjoyed when she sees her eldest daughter.

"Kenzi, olete kodus(Kenzi, you're home!)!" exclaims Victoria in her Estonian lingo as she hugs Kenzi.

"Jauiasi gerai, kad buiau namuose, mama(It feels good to be home, mom!)!" replies Kenzi in her Lithuanian lingo that oddly enough Victoria understands.

Joe turns around and gets overjoyed when he sees his eldest daughter.

"Kenzi, moya milaya dorogaya malen'kaya devochka! YA tak rad tebya videt' i chto ty v bezopasnosti(Kenzi, my sweet darling little girl! I'm so glad you to see you and that you are safe!)!" exclaims Joe in his Russian lingo that oddly enough both Kenzi and Victoria understand.

He and Kenzi hug and that embrace also lasts a while as they also patched things up.

"Dad, I have a boyfriend." says Kenzi.

"I know you do sweetie. What is his name?" asks Joe.

"I can't tell you its a surprise." says Kenzi.

Meanwhile back at the Gotti household

"It feels good to be back home." says Richie.

"We're happy to have you back home." replies Danny.

"So, where's this girlfriend of yours?" asks Chastity.

"I don't know, but, hopefully I'll see her soon." says Richie.

"Hey, would you like to come with us into the garage?" asks Danny who continues with, "We have been practicing and I think you said you wanted to practice with us and see what we do."

"Sure if you don't mind." says Richie.

"Mind? It'd be awesome!" replies Danny.

"Let me get a change of clothes on and my glasses on then I'll join you in the garage, dad." says Richie who then goes up to his that has remained the same since he left.

"OK." replies Danny as he, George, Tori, Axl, and Freddie go into the garage and wait for Richie.

However, Lyle, Jacob, Jade, Jenny, Phoebe, and now Kenzi have already entered the garage. Jenny and Lyle cover Kenzi's eyes.

"Who's she?" asks Tori.

"She's Kenzi." says Lyle.

"She's waiting to meet a special someone." says Lyle.

"Let's get Richie." says Freddie.

Tori then follows Freddie out of the garage in order to bring Richie to see Kenzi, still unaware that Kenzi and Richie are a couple.

"Richie, close your eyes and follow us." says Freddie.

"OK, but, may I ask why?" asks Richie.

"Your girlfriend may be here." says Tori.

Richie gets excited and decides to shut his eyes as Freddie and Tori guide him to the garage.

They finally reach the garage.

"OK, ready? 1! 2! 3! Open your eyes!" says Tori.

Kenzi and Richie slowly open their eyes.

"Hi." says Kenzi.

"Hello. I'm Richie." says Richie.

"I'm Kenzi." says Kenzi who then continues with, "Are you the one I was talking to online?"

"Yes! Are you?" asks Richie.

Kenzi nods her head.

"My goodness you are so beautiful!" says Richie as he goes up to hug his girlfriend.

"Oh, babe you are handsome!" says Kenzi.

"You two are the love birds huh?" asks Danny.

"Yes, dad, we are." says Richie.

"Mr. Gotti, I love your son." says Kenzi who continues, "He is the love of my life and is it alright if I join in on your performance and sing along?"

"Of course, Kenz. No need to ask." says Danny who continues, "I'm happy for you and Richie."

"I'd never thought I'd see the day I'd meet my girlfriend in person and see any of you, but, I have and I'm very grateful and happy." says Richie who then shares an embrace with Kenzi and kisses her passionately.

"Who wants to go first just to start us off?" asks Axl.

"I think I will." says Kenzi who continues with, "It is a song that I want to dedicate to mine and Richie's relationship."

Then, Kenzi gets up onto the mock stage and as Richie and everyone else sits down in the chairs as a mock audience, she begins performing the song The Words Get Stuck In My Throat:

"If my lips could only say the pretty words that I feel in my heart

If my voice could make the sounds that tell you how I love you and we'd never be apart

but with just one look into your face

my mind starts to drift right into space

and the words get stuck in my throat

the words get stuck in my throat

If I had a hidden microphone inside of my heart, I would turn the power on

it would amplify my love for you and swear to always love you and you'd never be gone

but with just one look into your eyes I become excited and it's no surprise

that the words get stuck in my throat

and every time I try to call

I can't speak at all because

the words get stuck in my throat

the words get stuck in my throat."

Then everyone loudly cheers as she goes over and pulls Richie into a kiss.

"Who is next?" asks George.

"I think I will go next." says Richie who goes up to the mock stage, turns to Kenzi, and continues with, "This is for you, Kenzi, baby."

As Kenzi and everyone else sits back, Richie begins performing Glee's version of the song Hello:

"I've been alone with you inside my mind

And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times

I sometimes see you pass outside my door

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Cause you know just what to say

And you know just what to do

And I want to tell you so much

I love you

Oooh yeaah

I long to see the sunlight in your hair

And tell you time and time again how much I care

Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow

Hello, I've just got to let you know

'Cause I wonder where you are

And I wonder what you do

Are you somewhere feeling lonely

Or is someone loving you?

Tell me how to win your heart

For I haven't got a clue

But let me start by saying, I love you

Is it me you're looking for?

'Cause I wonder where you are

And I wonder what you do

Are you somewhere feeling lonely

Or is someone loving you?

Tell me how to win your heart

For I haven't got a clue

But let me start by sayin

I love you."

Everyone tearfully claps as he goes over to Kenzi and embraces her.

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"Lyle and I are next." says Tori as she and Lyle go up to the mock stage and begin performing their duet Tell Me That You Love Me:

"Ohh yeah yeah

The situation turns around enough to figure out

That someone else has let you down

So many times I don't know why

But I know we can make it as long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Ohhh

Waking up beside yourself and what you feel inside

Is being shared with someone else

Nowhere to hide I don't know why

But I know we can make it

As long as you say it

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway

Show me look what we found turn it around every day

I can hear what you say

Now I know why I know we can make it

If tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

And maybe if you take one more

So tell me that you love me yeah

And tell me that I take your breath away

Maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure

There's nothing left to say

Tell me that you love me anyway."

As she and Lyle bow, there's a lot of "woohs!" going around.

"That was very beautiful, Tori and Lyle." says Richie.

"Thanks, Richie." says Tori.

"I'm glad you think that." says Lyle.

"Who is next?" asks Freddie.

"Jacob and I are next." says Jade as she and Jacob go up to the stage and begin performing Sonny and Cher's song I got you, Babe:

"They say we're young and we don't know

We won't find out until we grow

Well I don't know if all that's true

'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Babe

I got you, babe

They say our love won't pay the rent

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

I guess that's so, we don't have a plot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Babe

I got you, babe

I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring

And when I'm sad, you're a clown

And if I get scared, you're always around

So don't let them say your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

Then put your little hand in mine

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Babe

I got you, babe

I got you to hold my hand

I got you to understand

I got you to walk with me

I got you to talk with me

I got you to kiss goodnight

I got you to hold me tight

I got you, I won't let go

I got you to love me so

I got you, babe

I got you, babe."

"That was very beautiful." says Axl.

"Thanks dude." says Jacob.

"Who is next?" asks Freddie.

"I am." says Axl who gets up onto the mock stage and continues with, "Phoebe, this is for you my love."

Then, he begins performing the Knack's song My Sharona:

"Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one

When you gonna give me some time, Sharona

Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run

Got it coming off o' the line, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?

Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona

Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me

Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me

Is it just a matter of time, Sharona?

Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny

Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona."

"Who is next and what song?" asks Lyle.

"I am." says Freddie who gets up onto the mock stage as Axl steps down, turns to Jenny, and continues with, "This is for you my ladybug."

"Awwww!" says Tori, Richie, and Kenzi as Freddie begins performing The Kinks' song All Day and All of the Night:

"I'm not content to be with you in the daytime

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

I believe that you and me last forever

Oh yeah, all day and nighttime yours, leave me never

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

Oh, come on

I believe that you and me last forever

Oh yeah, all day and nighttime yours, leave me never

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night-time

All day and all of the night."

"Who is next?" asks George.

"We are." says Danny who is followed by Jacob, Lyle, and Axl up to the mock stage joining Freddie and continues with, "This is for you, Chastity."

Without further ado, they begin performing Queen's song Love of my life:

"Love of my life, you've hurt me

You've broken my heart and now you leave me

Love of my life, can't you see?

Bring it back, bring it back

Don't take it away from me, because you don't know

What it means to me

Love of my life, don't leave me

You've taken my love(all of my love) and now desert me

Love of my life, can't you see?

(Please bring it)

Bring it back, bring it back

Don't take it away from me

Because you don't know

What it means to me

Who will remember

When this is blown over

Everything's all by the way

Ooh

When I grow older

I will be there at your side to remind you

How I still love you

I still love you

Ooh

Back, hurry back

Please bring it back home to me

Because you don't know what it means to me

Love of my life

Ooh, Ooh."

There is a tearful applause from everyone.

"Dad, that was so beautiful." says Richie whose eyes have glazed over.

"Thanks son." replies Danny.

"Who is next?" asks George.

"I am." says Lyle who continues with, "I want to dedicate this to my love, Tori."

"He's so sweet to her!" says Liz who then hits George in the side and continues with, "Why can't you be more like him?!"

George rolls his eyes as Lyle begins performing The Turtles' song So Happy Together:

"Imagine me and you, I do

I think about you day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl you love and hold her tight

So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be, so very fine

So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together

How is the weather

So happy together

We're happy together

So happy together

Happy together

So happy together

So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)."

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"I am." says Phoebe who gets up onto the stage and begins performing Christina Perri's song A Thousand Years:

"Heart beats fast

Colors and promises

How to be brave?

How can I love when I'm afraid to fall

But watching you stand alone?

All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer

I have died everyday waiting for you

Darling don't be afraid I have loved you

For a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

Time stands still

Beauty in all she is

I will be brave

I will not let anything take away

What's standing in front of me

Every breath

Every hour has come to this

One step closer

I have died everyday waiting for you

Darling don't be afraid I have loved you

For a thousand years

I love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me

I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

Ohh

One step closer

I have died everyday waiting for you

Darling don't be afraid I have loved you

For a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me

I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more."

"That was so beautiful, Phoebe." says a tearful Liz.

"Thank you, Mrs. Gotti." says Phoebe.

"Who is next?" asks Jacob.

"Me, George, and Freddie are." says Danny who along with George and Freddie get up onto the mock stage and begin performing The Bee Gees song More Than A Woman:

"Girl, I've known you very well

I've seen you growing every day

I never really looked before

But now you take my breath away

Suddenly you're in my life

A part of everything I do

You got me workin' day and night

Just tryin' to keep a hold on you

Here in your arms I found my paradise

My only chance for happiness

And if I lose you now, I think I would die

Say you'll always be my baby we can make it shine

We can take forever just a minute at a time

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

There are stories old and true

Of people so in love like you and me

And I can see myself

Let history repeat itself

Reflecting how I feel for you

And thinking about those people then

I know that in a thousand years

I'd fall in love with you again

This is the only way that we should fly

This is the only way to go

And if I lose your love, I know I would die

Oh say you'll always be my baby

We can make it shine

We can take forever just a minute at a time

More than a woman (you are)

More than a woman to me

More than a woman (uh my baby)

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me (oh so much more)

More than a woman (oh baby)

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

More than a woman

More than a woman to me

More than a woman."

As they bow, there is not a dry eye in the room.

"You three were so beautiful." says a tearful Jade.

"Thanks, Jade." says Danny.

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"I am." says Jenny who goes up to the mock stage, turns to Freddie, and continues with, "Tori has decided to let me sing this song considering she already has a love song with Lyle. So, Freddie this for you, baby."

"Why can't you be like, Jenny?" asks George who just turned to Liz.

Liz rolls her eyes as Jenny begins singing the Bee Gees/Yvonne Elliman's song If I can't have you:

"Don't know why

I'm survivin' ev'ry lonely day

When there's got to be no chance for me

My life would end

And it doesn't matter how I cry

My tears, so far, are a waste of time

If I turn away

Am I strong enough to see it through

Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho, oh oh oh

Can't let go and it doesn't matter how I try

I gave it up

So easily

To you my love

To dreams that never will come true

Am I strong enough to see it through

Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-huh, oh

If I can't have you

I don't want nobody baby

If I can't have you, uh-ho oh

If I can't have you."

"Who is next?" asks Axl.

"I am." says George.

"You are? You haven't sung any-" says Danny who is immediately cut off.

"I know, but, I have decided to dedicate this one to my wife." says George who continues with, "Liz, I do love you and this is for you."

Then without another word, he begins performing Neil Diamond's song Sweet Caroline:

"Where it began, I can't begin to knowing

But then I know it's growing strong

Was in the spring

Then spring became the summer

Who'd have believed you'd come along

Hands, touching hands

Reaching out, touching me, touching you

Sweet Caroline

(Bah Bah Bah)

Good times never seemed so good

(So good, So good, So good)

I'd be inclined

(Bah, Bah, Bah)

To believe they never would

But now I

Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely

We filled it up with only two

And when I hurt

Hurting runs off my shoulders

How can I hurt when I'm holding you

One, touching one

Reaching out, touching me, touching you

Sweet Caroline

(Bah, Bah, Bah)

Good times never seemed so good

(So good, So good, So good)

I'd be inclined

(Bah, Bah, bah)

To believe they never would

Oh no, no

Sweet Caroline

(Bah, bah, bah)

Good times never seemed so good

(So good, so good, so good)

Sweet Caroline

(Bah, bah, bah)

I believe there never could

Sweet Caroline."

Then George goes up to Liz and kisses her passionately.

"Wow, George. That was good." says Danny.

"Well, who is next?" asks Tori.

"We are." says Danny who along with Freddie, Lyle, Axl, and Jacob goes up to the mock stage.

They then begin performing Queen's song Somebody To Love:

"Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little

Can barely stand on my feet

(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)

Lord, what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)

I have spent all my years in believing you

But I just can't get no relief, Lord!

Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life

I work 'til I ache in my bones

At the end (at the end of the day)

I take home my hard earned pay all on my own

I get down (down) on my knees (knees)

And I start to pray

'Til the tears run down from my eyes

Lord, somebody (somebody), ooh somebody

(Please) can anybody find me somebody to love?

Everyday (everyday) I try and I try and I try

But everybody wants to put me down

They say I'm going crazy

They say I got a lot of water in my brain

Ah, got no common sense

I got nobody left to believe in

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, Lord

Ooh somebody, ooh somebody

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

(Can anybody find me someone to love)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm

I just keep losing my beat (you just keep losing and losing)

I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright, he's alright)

I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)

I just gotta get out of this prison cell

One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love love love

Find me somebody to love

Somebody somebody somebody somebody

Somebody find me

Somebody find me somebody to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

(Find me somebody to love)

Ooh

(Find me somebody to love)

Find me somebody, somebody (find me somebody to love) somebody, somebody to love

Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me

Ooh, somebody to love (Find me somebody to love)

Ooh (find me somebody to love)

Find me, find me, find me somebody to love (find me somebody to love)

Anybody, anywhere, anybody find me somebody to love love love!

Somebody find me, find me love."

"What song is next?" asks Axl.

"Have you ever heard of this thing called love?" asks Danny.

Everybody cracks up at his pun, but, then they all get serious when he and the boys begin performing Queen's song Crazy Little Thing Called Love:

"This thing called love, I just can't handle it

This thing called love, I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing)

Called love (called love)

It cries (like a baby)

In a cradle all night

It swings (woo woo)

It jives (woo woo)

It shakes all over like a jelly fish

I kinda like it

Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby

She knows how to rock 'n' roll

She drives me crazy

She gives me hot and cold fever

Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

And get on my track's

Take a back seat, hitch-hike

And take a long ride on my motorbike

Until I'm ready

Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

And get on my track's

Take a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (ah hum)

And take a long ride on my motorbike

Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)

Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love, I just can't handle it

This thing called love, I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Crazy little thing called love

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah

Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah."

"What song?" asks Jacob.

"I want to break free." says Danny.

"No drag?" asks Freddie.

"No drag." replies Danny.

Then they begin performing Queen's song I want to break free without drag of course:

"I want to break free

I want to break free

I want to break free from your lies

You're so self satisfied I don't need you

I've got to break free

God knows, God knows I want to break free

I've fallen in love

I've fallen in love for the first time

And this time I know it's for real

I've fallen in love, yeah

God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true, yeah

I can't get over the way you love me like you do

But I have to be sure

When I walk out that door

Oh, how I want to be free, baby

Oh, how I want to be free

Oh, how I want to break free

But life still goes on

I can't get used to living without, living without

Living without you by my side

I don't want to live alone, hey

God knows, got to make it on my own

So baby can't you see

I've got to break free

I want to break free, yeah

I want, I want, I want, I want to break free."

"What song is next?" asks Lyle.

"Have you ever wanted to go to the Seven Seas of Rhye?" says Danny.

"Good one, dad." says Richie.

"Thanks son." says Danny.

Then without a doubt, they begin performing Queen's song Seven Seas of Rhye:

"Fear me you lords and lady preachers

I descend upon your earth from the skies

I command your very souls you unbelievers

Bring before me what is mine

The seven seas of rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privvy counsellors

I stand before you naked to the eyes

I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust

I swear that you'll be mine

The seven seas of rhye

Sister I live and lie for you

Mister do and I'll die

You are mine I possess you

I belong to you forever

Storm the master marathon I'll fly through

By flash and thunder fire I'll survive

Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive

Then I'll get you

Be gone with you, you shod and shady senators

Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries

I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours

And with a smile

I'll take you to the seven seas of rhye."

"That's another one of my favorite Queen songs." says Richie.

"What song is next?" asks Axl.

"Well, I thought since Kenzi is here and it is a favorite song of hers how about we all perform Seasons of Love?" asks Lyle.

"Good idea. I love that one too." says Danny.

"Let's do it." says Tori who along with Jade, George, Jacob, Axl, Phoebe, Freddie, and Jenny get up onto the stage.

Then, they begin performing the song from Rent, Seasons of Love:

"Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

How do you measure, measure a year?

In daylights, in sunsets

In midnights, in cups of coffee

In inches, in miles

In laughter, in strife

In five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

How do you measure a year in the life

How about love?

Measure in love

Seasons of love

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Journeys to plan

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

How do you measure the life

Of a woman or a man?

In truths that she learned

Or in times that he cried

In bridges he burned

Or the way that she died

It's time now to sing out

Tho' the story never ends

Let's celebrate

Remember a year in the life of friends

Remember the love

Measure in love

Measure, measure your life in love

Seasons of love

Seasons of love."

As they bow, Kenzi cheers them on as does Richie.

"I loved it." says Kenzi.

"I'm glad you did, sis." says Lyle.

"What song is next?" asks Jacob.

"Radio Goo Goo. Radio Ga Ga!" says Danny.

Everyone cracks up at Danny's pun/reference, but, as soon as they are seated, he and the boys begin performing Queen's song Radio Gaga:

"I'd sit alone and watch your light

My only friend through teenage nights

And everything I had to know

I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars

Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars

You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry

You made us feel like we could fly (radio)

So don't become some background noise

A backdrop for the girls and boys

Who just don't know or just don't care

And just complain when you're not there

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Radio, someone still loves you

We watch the shows, we watch the stars

On videos for hours and hours

We hardly need to use our ears

How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend

Like all good things on you we depend

So stick around 'cause we might miss you

When we grow tired of all this visual

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio, what's new?

Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga

You had your time, you had the power

You've yet to have your finest hour

Radio (radio)."

"What song is next?" asks Lyle.

"Have you ever went by that red fire light?" says Danny.

"Oh my God! I knew you'd pick that song." says George.

"What? I like it." says Danny who along with the boys begins performing Queen's song Fat Bottomed Girls:

"Are you gonna take me home tonight?

Ah, down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go 'round

Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band

Across the wire, across the land

I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time

C'mon!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red firelight

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round

Hey, listen here!

Now I got mortgages on homes

I got stiffness in my bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you

Oh, but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Heap big woman, you done made a big man of me

Now, get this!

Oh, (I know) you gonna take me home tonight? (Please)

Oh, down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round, yeah

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh yeah, oh yeah, them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls

Yeah yeah yeah

Alright, ride 'em, c'mon

Fat bottomed girls, yes yes."

"I love that song besides all of the Queen songs I like." says Tori.

"What song is next?" asks Richie.

"Let's go back to the song that started the career for Queen." says Danny.

"Doin' Alright?" asks Axl.

"That was by Smile, jackass." says Freddie.

Danny laughs at how the way Freddie said jackass.

"Dang, Fred." says Richie who is also cracking up at the way he said it.

"Seriously, what song is next?" asks Lyle.

"Well, it'll take you all your time and money, honey, you will survive." says Danny.

"Another good pun." says Freddie.

Then without another word, Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's very first song that launched and started their career, Keep Yourself Alive:

"Take off

I was told a million times

Of all the troubles in my way

Mind you grow a little wiser

Little better every day

But if I crossed a million rivers

And I rode a million miles

Then I'd still be where I started

Bread and butter for a smile

Well I sold a million mirrors

In a shopping alley way

But I never saw my face

In any window any day

Now they say your folks are telling you

Be a super star

But I tell you just be satisfied

Stay right where you are

Keep yourself alive, yeah

Keep yourself alive

Ooh, it'll take you all your time and money

Honey you'll survive

Well I've loved a million women

In a belladonic haze

And I ate a million dinners

Brought to me on silver trays

Give me everything I need

To feed my body and my soul

And I'll grow a little bigger

Maybe that can be my goal

I was told a million times

Of all the people in my way

How I had to keep on trying

And get better every day

But if I crossed a million rivers

And I rode a million miles

Then I'd still be where I started

Same as when I started

Keep yourself alive, come on

Keep yourself alive

Ooh, it'll take you all your time and money honey

You'll survive, shake

Keep yourself alive, wow

Keep yourself alive

Oh, it'll take you all your time and money

To keep me satisfied

Do you think you're better every day?

No, I just think I'm two steps nearer to my grave

Keep yourself alive, c'mon

Keep yourself alive

Mm, you take your time and take more money

Keep yourself alive

C'mon keep yourself alive

All you people keep yourself alive

Keep yourself alive

C'mon c'mon keep yourself alive

It'll take you all your time and money

To keep me satisfied

Keep yourself alive

All you people keep yourself alive

Take you all your time and money honey

You will survive

Keep you satisfied

Keep you satisfied."

"What song is next?" asks Freddie.

"Greased Lightnin'." replies Danny.

George then gets up onto the stage in order to join them.

"May I join in?" asks Richie.

"Sure, if you do not mind." replies Danny.

Richie jumps up onto the stage in order to join in as well.

They then begin performing the song Greased Lightnin':

"Why this car is automatic

It's systematic

It's hydromatic

Why it's greased lightnin'!

(Grease lightnin'!)

We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah

(Keep talkin', oh keep talkin')

Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah

(I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money)

With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

You know that ain't no shit

We'll be gettin' lots of tit in grease lightnin'

Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'

We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah

A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah

With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks

You know that I ain't braggin',

She's a real pussy wagon - grease lightnin'

Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'

Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

(Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin')

You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightnin'."

"That song was a lot of fun!" says Richie.

"What song is next?" asks George.

"Well, I'm ready to reload like an atom bomb." says Danny.

"Don't Stop Me Now?" asks Freddie.

"Don't Stop Me Now." says Danny.

Then as George and Richie go back to their seats, Danny and the boys begin performing Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now:

"Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah

And floating around in ecstasy

So don't stop me now don't stop me

'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time

I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky

Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity

I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva

I'm gonna go, go, go

There's no stopping me

I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I'm traveling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call

Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time)

Don't stop me now (yes, I'm havin' a good time)

I don't want to stop at all

Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars

On a collision course

I am a satellite, I'm out of control

I am a sex machine, ready to reload

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I'm traveling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don't stop me, don't stop me

Don't stop me, hey, hey, hey

Don't stop me, don't stop me

Ooh ooh ooh, I like it

Don't stop me, don't stop me

Have a good time, good time

Don't stop me, don't stop me, ah

Oh yeah

Alright

Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I'm traveling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time (wooh)

Just give me a call (alright)

Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time, yeah yeah)

Don't stop me now (yes, I'm havin' a good time)

I don't want to stop at all

La da da da daah

Da da da haa

Ha da da ha ha haaa

Ha da daa ha da da aaa

Ooh ooh ooh."

"What song is next?" asks Jacob.

"Hey Hey Hey! Hammer To Fall!" says Danny.

Then, he and the boys begin performing Queen's song Hammer To Fall:

"Here we stand or here we fall

History won't care at all

Make the bed, light the light

Lady Mercy won't be home tonight

You don't waste no time at all

Don't hear the bell but you answer the call

It comes to you as to us all

We're just waiting for the hammer to fall

Oh, every night and every day

A little piece of you is falling away

But lift your face the Western Way

Build your muscles as your body decays

Tow the line and play their game

Let the anaesthetic cover it all

'Til one day they call your name

You know it's time for the hammer to fall

Rich or poor or famous for

Your truth it's all the same

(Oh, no! Oh, no!)

Lock your door but rain is pouring

Through your window pane

(Oh, no!)

Baby, now your struggle's all in vain

For he who grew up tall and proud

In the shadow of the Mushroom Cloud

Convinced our voices can't be heard

We just wanna scream it louder and louder and louder

What the hell are we fighting for?

Just surrender and it won't hurt at all

You just got time to say your prayers

While you're waiting for the hammer to—hammer to fall

Hey! Yes.

It's going to fall! Yeah!

Hammer!

You know

Yeah!

Hammer to fall!

Woohooo

Hey

Wooowoo

Ha ha

Eh Hammer

Hammer!

Yeah!

Waiting for the hammer to fall, baby!

While you're waiting for the hammer to fall

Give it to me one more time!"

"What song is next?" asks Lyle.

"We Will Rock You." says Danny.

He and the boys begin performing Queen's song We Will Rock You while everyone else stomps and claps:

"Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise

Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday

You got mud on your face, you big disgrace

Kicking your can all over the place, singin'

We will, we will rock you

Buddy, you're a young man, hard man

Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday

You got blood on your face, you big disgrace

Waving your banner all over the place

We will, we will rock you, sing it!

We will, we will rock you, yeah

Buddy, you're an old man, poor man

Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday

You got mud on your face, big disgrace

Somebody better put you back into your place, do it!

We will, we will rock you, sing it

We will, we will rock you, everybody

We will, we will rock you

Alright."

"What song is next?" asks Lyle.

"I've decided to instead dedicate this one to my relationship with Kenzi." says Richie.

"Well, what is it?" asks Freddie.

"Well, you, me, dad, and uncle George could sing this and give Lyle, Axl, and Jacob some time to breathe." says Richie.

"What is it?" asks George who walks up onto the stage as Lyle, Jacob, and Axl go off to the side.

"How Deep Is Your Love." says Richie who then turns to Kenzi and continues with, "This one is for you."

Then, they begin performing the Bee Gees song How Deep Is Your Love:

"I know your eyes in the morning sun

I feel you touch me in the pouring rain

And the moment that you wander far from me

I want to feel you in my arms again

And you come to me on a summer breeze

Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show

How deep is your love, how deep is your love

How deep is your love?

I really mean to learn

'Cause we're living in a world of fools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

We belong to you and me

I believe in you

You know the door to my very soul

You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour

You're my savior when I fall

And you may not think I care for you

When you know down inside that I really do

And it's me you need to show

How deep is your love, how deep is your love

How deep is your love?

I really mean to learn

'Cause we're living in a world of fools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

We belong to you and me

And you come to me on a summer breeze

Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show

How deep is your love, how deep is your love

How deep is your love?

I really mean to learn

'Cause we're living in a world of fools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

We belong to you and me

How deep is your love, how deep is your love

I really mean to learn

'Cause we're living in a world of fools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

We belong to you and me

How deep is your love, how deep is your love

I really mean to learn

'Cause we're living in a world of fools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

We belong to you and me."

Then as Danny, George, and Freddie bow, Richie goes over to Kenzi and pulls her into a kiss which lasts five minutes. There are "Awwws!" thrown around.

"Anymore songs?" asks Lyle.

"Nah, let's take a break for now." says Danny.

Everyone else, except Richie, leaves the garage.

"Hey, dad." says Richie.

"Yes, son?" asks Danny.

"You're a great singer." replies Richie.

"Thank you, son. You are too." says Danny.

Suddenly, before Danny or Richie could say anything, a red balloon appears in front of them.

"Where did that come from?" asks Richie.

"I d-" says Danny who pauses, suddenly realizes that it is not a good sign, and continues, "He's around here."

"Who is?" asks Richie who is confused by his dad's sudden fearful yet paranoid demeanor.

"It's the dancing clown! The murderous clown! It's...It's...It's...It's...Pennywise!" Danny whispers while doing the thousand mile stare.

"D-Dad, you're actually starting to creep me out." says Richie who is creeped out.

"Why do you say that?" asks Danny.

"Because, the only other time you did the thousand mile stare was when you talked about your war stories and how you were face to face with a Viet-cong soldier in a jungle one night and how you killed him before he killed you." replies Richie.

"Yes, I do remember that night in that very jungle. I tell you it took more guts than brains to be in a stand off with that Viet-Cong soldier, alone. That dirty son of heaven! Just standing there, asking for it! So, I thought I'd obligue and play that cat and mouse game with him. Surely, he thought I was the mouse and he was the cat. To me, right then and there it felt that way as well. I mean you must remember those NVA and Viet-cong soldiers were brutal bastards! They'd poke bamboo under your fingernails as torture among other things! Anyways, I was circling out behind him and then-" says Danny who is suddenly having a post-traumatic war flashback and gets cut off.

"Dad, you're getting side tracked again and stop doing that because you're both scaring me and sounding like Fenton." replies Richie.

"Sorry, son and don't bag on Mr. Fenton! That man served his country! God bless him!" says Danny.

"He killed a Japanese Officer in World War 2, didn't he?" asks Richie.

"Yes, he killed that mother before he could cut off his noggin, but, poor Mr. Fenton was always scared of that samurai sword he obtained. I mean that thing had like a hold on him and surprisingly he was like a doppelganger of my uncle Duke who I named our dog for besides Neville Brand's character in Stalag 17 or John Wayne whose nickname was Duke." says Danny.

"Is your uncle Duke still alive?" asks Richie.

"No, son. He passed away in 1992 at the age of 71." replies Danny.

"Oh my God! The year after Freddie Mercury." says Richie.

"Yupp. Your grandfather on your mother's side was in the same barracks as my uncle Duke was." says Danny.

"Is he still alive?" asks Richie.

"No, he passed in 1981 at the age of 63 after a fall. The cause of death for him was Exsanguination. Similar to actor William Holden and for my uncle Duke it was Emphysema. Similar to actor Neville Brand." says Danny who grabs a picture of his father in law and his uncle and hands the one of his father in law to Richie and continues with, "See, this was your granddad."

"Wow, he's very good looking." replies Richie who continues with, "I salute him and great uncle Duke."

"Well, my uncle Stan served with them as well. He was my uncle on my mom's side. He passed in 1975 at the age of 61. His cause of death was a stroke. Your great aunt Jenny died in 1981 a week after your grandfather died. She was 43." says Danny who is lamenting.

"What did she die from?" asks Richie.

"She died a similar way to actresses Natalie Wood and Carole Landis only Jenny's death was like Carole Landis' death, suicide. Poor Jen, she couldn't take being without Stan. After his death, she became increasingly depressed and a recluse. Your great aunt Victoria or Vikki as she liked to be called, passed in 2008 of stage 4 lung cancer. She was 70. She married your uncle Duke when she was very young. She was 13 and he was 30 when he proposed. Kinda like Elvis and Priscilla only Duke was older than Elvis and Vikki was younger than Priscilla. She was 16 and he was 33 when they married. True love was between them. His father did not want him to marry her because of her age and surprisingly her parents were cool with it considering she looked mature for 16 and he was a gentleman. I wish they met you, Tori, and Freddie. They all would have loved you three." says Danny.

"What about grandma? Mom's mother, is she still alive?" asks Richie.

"Yes, your grandma Madge is still alive. She usually comes around the holidays." says Danny.

"I remember her coming the Christmas before 9/11 hit and she wrote to me for a little while, but, then stopped and that's why I thought she may have passed on." replies Richie.

"She has a hard time keeping up with things and plus it is hard for her still, knowing that her anniversary to marrying your grandfather, your grandfather's birthday, and his death all come around and remind her of her loneliness. So, anyways, aside from that, how long have you and Kenzi been in a relationship?" says Danny.

"A very long while. I met her back in June of 2011, so, it will be...ummm what year is it?" asks Richie.

"It's 2018 and-wait a minute! I kept thinking we were in 2014! No wonder I keep getting told to put the correct date on things! Where is my mind? Anyways, you both have been together 8 years and when June of 2019 comes it will be 9 years. What date did you meet on? Like June what of 2011?" says Danny.

"June 6, 2011." replies Richie.

"That's D-Day! Wow!" says Danny.

"Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that until you said that. Dad, what day were you born?" asks Richie.

"December 7. Anniversary of Pearl Harbor and I was the youngest person to go into Vietnam, well, one of the youngest or atleast I consider myself young. I went to Vietnam in 1964. Signed up three times to go into the military. Once in 1954 because I looked mature for 12 years old and I was the tallest boy in my class, but, your grandmother put a stop to that. So, I signed up again in 1955 and your grandfather called me a dumbass and stopped me. So, in 1958, I signed up, graduated high school, and got sent overseas in 1966." replies Danny who continues with, "But, I ended up a POW in 1967 and stayed in the POW camp until 1975 when the war ended. I am a war hero."

"Wow, dad! No wonder you let me go into the military after 9/11." says Richie.

"Yes, because, the eldest son of the Gotti family has always been the one to go to war. Sometimes the middle son too, but, usually the eldest son. My grandfather, My uncle Duke, My dad because he was the middle son, Me because I'm my dad's eldest son, and you because you're my eldest son." says Danny.

"What war did grandpa Red serve in?" asks Richie.

"Korean war and the cold war. Your great grandfather served in World War 1. Duke served in World War 2. I served in Vietnam and the Gulf War despite being told that the injuries I received in Nam were going to make me unable to serve in Desert Storm, but, I proved them wrong. Plus, I wanted to go back even though I was disgruntled by the disrespect I got when I came home from Vietnam. In Desert Storm, we bombed the hell out of Iraq and in Vietnam, I killed two platoons of both NVA and Viet-cong before I was captured, tortured, beat, and taken prisoner. Your great uncle Duke got the same treatment by the Nazis who captured him after he saved his platoon 10 times and tried to make another attempt which would have made it 11 and plus he took about 20 German soldiers prisoner and was even a prison guard before being replaced. He got captured in Friedrichshaven. Oh, if he were here, he could tell you stories." says Danny.

"What ranks did you all make?" asks Richie.

"Your great grandfather made it to Lieutenant. Your grandpa Red and grandpa John both made it to Sergeant. Duke made it to Brigadier General. I made it to Colonel. What rank did you make it to?" asks Danny.

"I made it to Major. So, I'm Major Richie Gotti." says Richie.

"I'm Colonel Danny Gotti. Your grandpa Red is Sergeant Red Gotti. Your grandfather John on your mother's side was Sergeant John Joseph "J.J." Sefton since your mother's maiden name was Sefton. Your great uncle Duke was Brigadier General or simply General Jody Duke Gotti since his first name was Jody even though he always went by Duke. Your great grandfather was Lieutenant Chris Gotti. So, we Gottis have served our country well, despite people mistaking us for the mobsters of the same name." says Danny.

"Wow, dad that is a lot I never knew of our family and how come you never told Freddie or Tori any of this?" asks Richie.

"They would not understand as much as you do. Anyways, did you notice that the red balloon disappeared?" asks Danny.

"Yes and that's strange." says Richie.

"And also the others can be morons at times." says Danny.

Richie chuckles at his father saying that and the way he said it.

"You found that funny, son?" asks Danny.

"Yes." replies Richie.

"Moron." says Danny in a sarcastic tone.

Richie gives him a weird look, but, chuckles, again, soon after.

"Hey, dad, I umm...was thinking ummm...about doing the song Sucker by the Jonas brothers and dedicating it to mine and Kenzi's relationship." Richie tells him.

"Go get up on the stage and practice in front of me." Danny replies.

Richie goes and gets up on the stage as his father sits down.

He then begins performing the Jonas Brothers song Sucker:

"We go together

Better than birds of a feather, you and me

We change the weather, yeah

I'm feeling heat in December when you're 'round me

I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars

I follow you through the dark, can't get enough

You're the medicine and the pain, the tattoo inside my brain

And, baby, you know it's obvious

I'm a sucker for you

You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly

I'm a sucker for you, yeah

Any road you take, you know that you'll find me

I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things

No one knows about you (about you) about you (about you)

And you're making the typical me break my typical rules

It's true, I'm a sucker for you, yeah

Don't complicate it (yeah)

'Cause I know you and you know everything about me

I can't remember (yeah)

All of the nights I don't remember

When you're 'round me (oh, yeah yeah)

I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars

I follow you through the dark, can't get enough

You're the medicine and the pain, the tattoo inside my brain

And, baby, you know it's obvious

I'm a sucker for you

You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly

I'm a sucker for you, yeah

Any road you take, you know that you'll find me

I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things

No one knows about you (about you) about you (about you)

And you're making the typical me break my typical rules

It's true, I'm a sucker for you, yeah

I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars

I follow you through the dark, can't get enough

You're the medicine and the pain, the tattoo inside my brain

And, baby, you know it's obvious

I'm a sucker for you

You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly

I'm a sucker for you, yeah

Any road you take, you know that you'll find me

I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things

No one knows about you (about you) about you (about you)

And you're making the typical me break my typical rules

It's true, I'm a sucker for you

I'm a sucker for you."

"That was very good son!" Danny applauds his son's performance.

"Thanks dad. You know dad, you're a good singer, yourself." Richie tells him.

Suddenly they see a skinny figure walk by the window

"What was that?" Richie asks, eyes wide.

"I think it was an alien." Danny replies.

Suddenly there's a knock at the front door which causes both Danny and Richie to jump

"Hi, boys." a voice calls out.

Danny and Richie both get startled

"I didn't mean to frighten you two." a dark haired woman came in.

"You guys remember Kelly, right?" Chastity asks.

"Oh, yeah, hey Kelly. Where's David?" Danny asks.

"At home. Richie is that you?" Kelly asks.

"Yes, it's me, Mrs. Banner." Richie smiles.

"He came home from the military." Chastity tells her.

"He's a good boy just like his daddy." Kelly replies.

"Anyways, why did you come over?" Danny asks.

"We heard singing and just wanted to say that you have beautiful voices." Kelly tells him.

"Thank you, Kelly. Hey, you and David should come to our performance!" Danny replies.

"Performance? You guys are going to perform?" Kelly asks.

"Yupp. Once that day comes in which it is coming sooner than we thought." Danny replies.

"OK, well let us know when and we'll be there." Kelly says before leaving.

Chastity walks out with her, leaving Danny and Richie alone

"When's the performance coming?" Richie asks.

"A week or two before Christmas." Danny replies.

"OK cool. Hey, dad, I'm gonna go out for a bit to take a break." Richie says.

"OK son. I'm just gonna put everything away in here and then I'll be out." Danny replies.

Richie nods and then walks out, leaving Danny by himself.

Unbeknownst to Danny, a hand came in through a vent and planted a knock out smoke bomb into the room. Danny shuts the door and begins putting stuff away.

Suddenly as he finishes putting the microphones away, the bomb goes off and before the blink of an eye, he is knocked unconscious.

...

Moments later

Danny wakes up in a dark and cold bathroom and gets a very confused look on his face.

"Where the hell am I?!" Danny asks in a hoarse whisper.

There is no answer, only drops of water from faucets.

"Oh my God! Am I dead?! Where am I?! Where's my wife?! Where's everybody?!" Danny is scared and begins to freak out.

There is still no answer.

"What the hell is this? Am I trapped?!" Danny goes to stand up, but, is stopped when he sees his foot trapped by a chain.

There's still no answer.

"Am I dead?!" Danny asks aloud.

"No, you're not dead. You've been taken against your will." a voice says.

"Who was that?! Answer me! Show yourself!" Danny demands.

Then a light comes on.

"Dr. Phil? You're all torn up, but, yet, those scars look healed. What's going on?" Danny says.

"I don't know. One moment I was doing a show about bratty teenagers and how they should respect their parents, next moment I woke up here with two people, then I was attacked, and after that, everything just lapsed." Dr. Phil replies.

"Who's there?" another voice asks.

"Show yourself." Danny says.

Another light flickers on.

"Freddie Mercury?" Dr. Phil asks.

"I thought you were dead." Danny seems confused.

"No, darling, I am here." Freddie Mercury replies.

"But, I thought you had died in 1991. I mean I never went to Live Aid or any Queen performance." Danny says.

"Well, believe it or not, he's here in the flesh or at least I hope he is." Dr. Phil chimes in.

"Freddie, I cannot believe I am seeing you. Is this the real life?" Danny asks.

"No, dahling, this is only a dream. You know, fantasy. So, please do me a favor and wake up. Wake up." Freddie Mercury says.

Outside of the dream

"Wake up, Danny. Wake up." Chastity shakes Danny.

"What's the matter? What's happened?" Danny wakes up in a daze.

"That's what I was going to ask you." Chastity replies.

"Well, I don't know. I was in here putting stuff away when suddenly a fog came in and everything went black. Then, I was in a bathroom with Dr. Phil and Freddie Mercury and now, I'm awake." Danny replies.

"Are you OK?" Chastity asks.

"Yeah, I hope so. Hey, Chas, you know, I haven't seen David since our days in the war and since his affliction." Danny tells her.

"You mean that they have been our neighbors for a long time and not once have you and Dave spoken?" Chastity asks.

"Yes, pretty much so. I think I may pay him a visit, later." Danny looks off to the side.

"What was his affliction? Lycanthrophy?" Chastity asks.

"No, it was a weird one. Like, he would turn green and growl." Danny gets a look on his face.

Meanwhile at the Banner household

Kelly comes back from the Gottis' house, all smiles.

"David, you here?" Kelly calls out.

"Yeah." David says as he walks into the living room.

"Guess who I saw today, David? Go ahead and guess!" Kelly tells him.

"Who?" David asks.

"You remember Danny Gotti from your military days?" Kelly asks.

"Of course, I remember him! I haven't talked to him in over about 3 decades." David gets a smile on his face.

"He's been our neighbor for that long and you two haven't spoken for that long?" Kelly is confused.

"I'll have to go by his-Wait, he's our neighbor?!" David gets a confused look on his face.

"Yes." Kelly nods her head.

"I'm gonna go visit him later on." David replies.

Back at the Gotti household

Danny is sitting on a stool and shining a pair of his shoes. He then glances up at himself in the mirror.

"I wonder if I could grow my hair long like how I had it back in the 70's and style it like Freddie Mercury's hair." Danny whispers to himself.

Soon enough, he feels sweat trickling down his face

"Oh no, not again!" Danny believing it to be his transformation coming on, gets up, looks out the window, sees the sun setting, and sighs.

Suddenly, two figures walk by the window

"What the hell?!" Danny is stunned.

Back at the Banner household

David is working out in his garage when suddenly he sees two skinny figures walk by the window.

"Huh?" David is a bit shocked to see the figures.

The figures quickly disappear and an old T.V. set suddenly comes on.

"What the hell?!" David gets up, goes over to the T.V., and turns it off.

The T.V. comes back on.

"Dumb T.V.!" David, a bit peeved, unplugs it and walks away from it.

The T.V. still comes back on and this time it starts leaking water.

"Is this a joke?!" David is beginning to get a bit scared.

Then, a ghoul-ish looking girl begins to crawl out of the T.V. set.

"What the hell?!" David begins to back away from the ghoul-ish girl who stretches her arms out and comes towards him.

Meanwhile...at the Gotti household

As the figures begin to disappear, the same hooded figure he saw earlier, taps on the window of the garage. Danny turns his attention to it and it runs its finger across its throat, then points at Danny.

"What the hell is that about?!" Danny is utterly confused.

Then, before he knows it, the full moon has risen and his transformation begins to come on.

At the Banner house

Due to pure terror, David's eyes turn a white-ish green-ish color and his shirt begins to rip off as his skin turns green.

The ghoul-ish girl stares at him and tilts her head to the side.

Back at the Gotti house

Danny has successfully turned into a werewolf and runs off into the night, even making more aliens go belly up.

Richie comes into the garage in order to either ask Danny something or tell him something, but, sees that he is gone.

He then runs upstairs to ask Chastity where he went.

Meanwhile... at the Banner house

While the ghoul-ish girl stood around, David continues transforming and even starts growling.

The girl tilts her head to the side and water comes out of her ear.

Back at the Gotti house;Upstairs

"Mom! Mom!" Richie calls out.

"What is it, Richie?" Chastity asks.

"Where's dad?" Richie asks, confusion showing on his face.

"Richie, your dad is out on a prowl tonight." Chastity replies.

"What?" Richie gets a weirded-out look on his face.

"Your dad is...a werewolf." Chastity puts her hand on his shoulder.

"That's a good one, mom!" Richie thinks she is joking.

"Richard, I'm serious." Chastity says in a very serious tone of voice.

"Mom, I'm gonna go out and look for him and if he attacks me in "wolf form" then I'll believe it." Richie tells her, before walking out of the room.

Chastity looks on with worry and concern filling her eyes.

To Be Continued...