Book Three
The Exillium Gazette
LIMITED EDITION!
By Keefe Sencen
While we, the elite members of the Black Swan, do not know how long we will be with you, dear students of Exillium, we want to offer you our best So for a limited time, pick up your edition of the Exillium Gazette today!
SOPHIE FOSTER IN INFIRMARY ON FIRST DAY
by Keefe Sencen
Although being kicked out of the most prestigious school in the elvin world might scare some, Sophie Foster was not fazed at all. Upon entering the "school grounds," she, myself, Diznee, and the Vackers were picked up by our ankles and strung up like green beans. Ever the clever one, Foster managed to burn the rope holding her up – along with herself.
Wanted
Wanted: Someone to stalk Bangs Boy and draw yellow smiley faces on the back of his tunic.
Wanted: A new set of parents. Willing to swap. See Keefe Sencen.
Wanted: A bowl of fruit that isn't actually rotting. Coach Rohana
Wanted: BATMOBILE!
Coaches' Lounge
by Coach Rohana, Coach Wilda, and Coach Bora
Although your mats are colored, we would like to advise all students, particularly certain new ones, that they cannot fly, so you'll practice normal energy channeling as normal on Wednesday and look like complete idiots.
Lost and Found
LOST: BUCKETS OF RED, BLUE, AND PURPLE PAINT. KEEFE, RETURN THEM TO THE COACHES IMMEDIATELY OR FORFEIT YOUR LUNCH.
Notice: A footsie pajama party will be held in Fitz Vacker's treehouse on Friday night. Come one, come all, and don't forget those pajamas!
NOTICE:
This will be the last of the gazettes as the author believes that FanFiction (the website) is dying.