Friendship is Magic: Part 2
Not Going Anywhere
Rainbow Dash: [Hovering in the air after trying to pursue Nightmare Moon. She sees Twilight running away.] Where's she going?
Twilight: WHUP~! [Trips over and lands on her face.]
Rainbow Dash: …I'm guessing nowhere.
Director: Cut!
Friendship is Painful
Twilight: [Sorting through books]. How can I stop Nightmare Moon without the Elements of Harmony?
Rainbow Dash: [Bursts on the scene and accidentally knocks her head against Twilight's.]
Both: YOW!
Twilight: Ugh… I hope I can remember that spell for concussions.
Director: NURSE! And CUT!
Cliff-hanger…Sort Of
[In the Everfree Forest, the ponies find themselves on a cliff, which crumbles making Twilight, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie slide down the cliffside while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy fly to safety.]
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, quick! [Flies down and saves Pinkie Pie].
Fluttershy: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! [Grabs Rarity by her tail].
Applejack: [Grabs hold of a root, which breaks] OH NO! [She tumbles down the cliff towards Twilight, who is dangling off the edge.]
Twilight: STOP!
Applejack: [Crashes into Twilight and both of them fall off the cliff.]
Director: Quick, Rainbow Dash, save them!
Flutter-Drop
*Take 1
Twilight: [Let's go of the edge of the cliff, screaming]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [Catches Twilight.]
Fluttershy: Ungh… [Loses her grip and Twilight falls.]
Twilight: GYAAAAH! [Crashes into the ground]
Everyone: [Glares at Fluttershy]
Director: CUT!
Twilight: [Groans weakly] Does anypony have any horn glue?
*Take 2
Twilight: [Lets go of cliff, screaming.]
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [Catches Twilight.]
Fluttershy: [Sneezes, letting go of Twilight.]
[Anchored down by Twilights weight, Rainbow Dash plummets to the ground along with the unicorn.]
Director: Maybe we should just get a stunt pony…
Fluttershy: Um…oops.
*Take 3
Director: Ready with the stunt pony!? [Yells into megaphone] ACTION!
"Twilight": [Lets go of cliff, screaming.]
Rainbow and Fluttershy: [Catches "Twilight"]
Director: Yes! They caught her with no problems.
Pierre The Cameraman: Sir, this isn't working.
Director: What's not working?
Pierre: The stunt double is so obviously Derpy with her fur dyed purple.
Derpy: [Waves at the camera and smiles.]
Director: Well, what else was I supposed to do? Run to the all-night Twilight Sparkle stunt double store?
[Beat]
Pierre: Should we try again with the real Twilight?
Director: [Sigh] Yes.
Derpy: [Frowns] Shoot, I was hoping to get discovered.
*Take 4
Twilight: [Lets go of cliff, screaming.]
Rainbow and Fluttershy: [Misses Twilight completely.]
Pierre: Sir, where's Twilight? She never hit the ground.
Director: Gets up and paces around the set] Twilight, where are you?
Twilight: Up here.
Director: [Looks up to see Twilight hanging from a tree branch] Can someone get her down?
[The tree branch breaks and Twilight crashes to the ground.]
Director: Um… forget it, she's down!
Kung-Fu Rarity
[The ponies have encountered a manticore.]
Rarity: [Kicks manticore] Take that, you ruffian!
Manticore: [Roars, spraying saliva into her eye.]
Rarity: EEEEEEEEEWWWWW!
Director: CUT!
Rainbow Crash
Rainbow Dash: [Flies around the manticore]
Fluttershy: [Meekly] Wait…
Manticore: [Whacks Rainbow with its tail]
Twilight: Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash: [Collides with Twilight, knocking them both off the set.]
Director: CUT!
Fluttershy: [To the manticore] That wasn't very nice, mister!
Manticore: [Sniffles]
Have a nice trip, Rarity?
[Thanks to Fluttershy, the ponies have managed to get past the manticore. It's getting a lot dimmer.]
Rarity: My eyes need a rest from all this icky muck.
[Everything goes dark]
Rarity: Well, I didn't mean that li- WAH! [Trips over and lands on Twilight.]
Twilight: OOOF! [Shouts] What is it with all you ponies falling on me?!
Director: CUT!
Spitty Pie
[The ponies are surrounded by scary trees]
Pinkie Pie: Bleh! [Blows raspberry at the tree.]
Pierre: Pinkie, you're getting spit all over the camera.
Rarity: Eeeewww.
Pinkie: Um… whoopsie.
Director: Cut!
Pierre: Um… could someone get me a cloth?
Pinkie Pie in the Sky
Pinkie: [Sings] When I was a little filly and the sun was going doooown…
Twilight: Tell me she's not-
Pinkie: [Hangs upside down] …the darkness and the shadows they would always make me- ACK! (Falls down).
Director: CUT!
Pinkie: I'm okay! My mane broke my fall!
Splashtastic!
[The ponies find their way to a river.]
Pinkie Pie: [Halts at the edge of the water.]
Twilight: [Bumps into Pinkie]
Rainbow: [Bumps into Twilight]
Rarity: [Bumps into Rainbow Dash]
Applejack: [Bumps into Rarity]
Fluttershy: [Bumps into Applejack]
Pinkie Pie: [Falls forward from the impact into the lake] GAH!
[SPLASH!]
Director: CUT! Pierre, get the lifeguard!
Pierre: This is a recording studio; there is no lifeguard.
Director: Then hire one!
Return of the Splash!
Twilight: [Wading across the water] We can cross now, let's go-whoa!
Sea Serpent: [Raises tail, knocking Twilight into the water] Oh my!
Twilight: [Soaking wet] Grrrr…
Rainbow Dash: Well, Twilight, you sure know how to make a splash!
All except Twilight: [Laugh]
Director: CUT!
(Credit to SoarinDash4ever)
Mattresses
Mane six: [Run towards the ruins of the Castle of the Two Sisters.]
Twilight: We're almost there- WOAH! [Falls off cliff]
Rainbow Dash: [Swoops forward to catch her but misses.]
Twilight: [Lands on the safety mattress] I have never been more grateful for mattresses.
Director: Cut!
The Elements of Agony
[The ponies have made it into the Castle.]
Twilight: The Elements of Harmony! We've found them! Careful!
Rainbow Dash: [Flies over with one of the Elements in her hooves but loses her grip.]
[The element falls on Twilight's head.]
Twilight: [Falls to the floor, unconscious.]
Pinkie Pie: Twilight, are you okay?
Director: CUT! Pierre, get the nurse again!
[Twilight begins to return to consciousness.]
Pinkie: [Pulls Twilight into her arms] Don't worry Twilight!
Twilight: I'm not… worrying...
Pinkie: I'm trained in mouth-to-mouth.
Twilight: [Struggles to get away] OKAY NOW I'M WORRYING!
Another Concussion
Twilight and Nightmare Moon: [Charge at one another]
Twilight: [Her horn glows as she prepares to teleport. She tries to cast the spell but it fails, causing her to crash into Nightmare Moon.]
[BAM!]
Both: Ow, ow, ow!
Director: Pierre! Nurse! Now!
Pierre: With all the work she's doing, she deserves a raise!
Just give the nurse a raise, already!
Nightmare Moon: [Blasts Twilight away from the Elements of Harmony].
Twilight: [Crashes into the wall]
Everyone: [Fliches] Oooooh…
Twilight: [Muffled] I think that was a little too far… [Peels off the wall, leaving a dent in the shape of her in it, and flops down to the floor on her back.]
Director: Cut… again.
Pierre: Nancy!
Nurse Nancy: You don't even need to say it.
Victory Nap
Mane Six: [All on the floor after they defeat Nightmare Moon.]
Rainbow Dash: Ugh! My head.
Rarity: Is everypony okay?
Pinkie Pie: [Snores]
Applejack: [Shakes her] Pinkie!
Pinkie: [Grunts and opens her eyes] What? I was dreaming about chocolate cake!
Applejack: How could ya sleep at a time like this?
Pinkie: [Shrugs] I thought I deserved a victory nap!
Director: Ugh. CUT!
Just Say The Line!
*Take 1
[The episode is coming to an end and a black screen is beginning to close in. Pinkie pops up to perform her first fourth wall break of many.]
Pinkie Pie: [Waves] That's all folks!
Director: Pinkie Pie, that's not the line!
Pinkie: Oops!
*Take 2
[Black screen begins to close in.]
Pinkie Pie: And that's the end of the show!
Director: Again, wrong line!
Pinkie: Dang it!
*Take 3
[Black screen begins to fade in.]
Pinkie Pie: Isn't this exciting? Are you excited 'cause I'm excited I've never been so- [sputters] phoo, bleuh, uhm. Darn it, I corpsed!
Director: CUUUUUUT!
Endnote: That's it for this episode. Next up is The Ticket Master, so don't forget to send in your requests in the reviews.