The Twelve Ghosts of Christmas

by He11sWinter

An adaption of the song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas," sung from Arthur's point of view as my festive contribution. Just silliness.

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
A brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
A witch in the stocks
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
One full grown baby
A witch in the stocks
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
Three-foot-tall mother
One full grown baby
A witch in the stocks
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
Ten spikes in Hammer
Three-foot-tall mother
One full grown baby
A witch in the stocks
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
A clawed madman shrieking
Ten spikes in Hammer
Three-foot-tall mother
One full grown baby
A witch in the stocks
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies

In a glass house inheritance
My uncle gave to me
Twelve cars come flying
A clawed madman shrieking
Ten spikes in Hammer
Three-foot-tall mother
One full grown baby
A witch in the stocks
One sullen nude
Half a baseball ace
My seared wife
One choked prom queen
A wrapped up torso
And a brat loving western movies