Hi xd this is my first fic ever!! \(. u .)/
This is gonna be smutty so don't like don't read!!
Oh and I obviously don't own Narnia!! lol
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It was a beautiful morning and Lucy was walking thru the wonderful woods of the magical land Narnia. "I should visit my friend, Mr Thumnus" the girl tought and went to Thumnus house.
When Lucy arrived at the old cabin she heard loud music that was playing from inside the house "oh, he must be having a party" the innocent girl thought. She opened the wooden door and it made a loud sound (like old doors do yk). The music stopped as soon as she walked in. Thumnus rushed to the door and to Lucy. "You should have knocked" he said angrily but still in a jokingly way. "Are you having a Party?" Lucy asked. "No. I'm just watching porn" Thumnus said and looked ashamed at the ground. Lucy gasped "can I join you?" She asked excited. Mr Thumnus looked shocked "o-ofcourse Lucy-chan" they sat on the couch and Mr Thumnus turned o the TV again. Lucy watched in amazement while Mr Thumnus was awkwardly jerking off. Lucy tought that the fact that Mr Thumnus had a micro penis under his fur was stunning.
Thumnus turned off the TV and sat down next to Lucy on the couch. It was a long awkward silent minute. "Do you want me to steal your virginity?" Mr Thumnus asked and broke the long silence. "Silly, I have already lost my virginity" Lucy laughed. "Really? Who..?" Thumnus asked confused. "Susan" Lucy purred. Mr Thumnus heart burned with jealousy. He was going to kill that disgusting bitch Susan. "I can steal YOUR virginity tho" Lucy said and pressed her enormous breasts against him. "How did she know!?" Mr Thumnus thought to himself.
Lucy started to slowly get his micro penis in her self. Both moaned at the same time. They had very intense sex right on the couch. "Shouldn't we use protection?" Mr Thumnus asked nervously. Lucy laughed "no silly, you barely have any balls do you really think I'm gonna get pregnant by you?!" She asked him savagely. Mr Thumnus felt ashamed but kept going anyway.
[One week later]
"IM PREGANTE" Lucy shouted across the room.
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Haha lol that was all, what do you think. I know that this is a little ooc but it's my story so who the fuck cares. And please don't hate because I already know that my writing is better than everything you'll ever write. And don't you dare judge my ship, it's cute ok.