If you thought this story was going to be good then boy are you in for bad news.
"Hmm, so how south is this park?"
"As far as my butt crack, you bullet head!"
"Well that's not nice."
"I'm not here to be a cute little boy, I'm here to swear and shit!"
"Well that just awarded you a blasting." And so Space Ghost zapped Cartman, his destructo ray basically killing him.
"Yep, this is yet another crossover that went down the drain," Moltar casually said while bobbing his metal head.
Zorak yawned while rubbing his gloved hands. "Eh it's not like anyone reads fanfiction these days. Otherwise we wouldn't be here."