A/N: Thanks for the reviews everyone!

Thanks to Vexy Minion, Guest (yes, demigods don't have phones, but this is fanfiction and I think some license is allowed here), The purple hippocampus (I'll think about it), DrakonOwl21195 (Team Leo takes a big bullet in this one), cghe (he'll have his revenge soon enough), CrazyBlueOwl (I get it), thedauntlessamity (glad to know you felt better), theinvisiblerose, ConnorPerson, and ChrystalineCD.

Leo wasn't sure what to expect when the others had said that the time for his punishment had come. He was led blindfolded to a room and suddenly felt something grab his foot.

The next instant, he knew he was being suspended above the ground. "Hey! What happened?"

The blindfold was removed. Leo looked around. He was in a cabin, currently suspended upside-down by a rope that went over a small pulley, the other end was being held by Percy.

Beneath his head, Leo could just make out there was a bowl of something filled with something pink.

"So, what is this?" Leo asked.

"This is the punishment," Percy said. "We're going to ask you a total of ten questions. If you get four wrong, your head gets dipped in the hair dye… and you'll be wandering around with hair that's dyed pink for the next few weeks!"

"Wait- my punishment is a test?" Leo asked. "You fiends!"

"Okay, so this is the first question, Leo," Frank said. "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

"Are all the questions like this?" Leo asked.

"No, you'll be able to answer some of them," Jason said. "Now come one, you only get a minute for each."

"All right," Leo said. "It takes three hundred and fifty-seven."

"Wrong," Percy said and let the rope fall a bit.

"Then what's the right answer?" Leo said.

Percy shrugged. "I don't know. Feel free to try it later on."

"Gah!" Leo said.

"Okay, next question: What is Percy's favorite species of Pillow Pet?" Jason asked.

Leo frowned and thought for a second, "Wait- I think Percy told me this once. Is it… Panda?"

Percy sighed. "He got that one right."

"Okay, next question," Percy said. "How many Romans does it take to change a light bulb?"

Leo frowned again and said, "Wait- I've heard this one. Right, the answer is none, the Romans would enslave someone else to do it."

"Right," Frank said. "Next question, how many times has Percy broken the Camp's plumbing system?"

"Oh," Leo said. "I don't count well over twenty." He did try though. "Um… forty-six?"

"Thirty-nine," Percy said and let go of the rope a little bit more.

"Now, Jason said, true or false: Frank took a leprechaun costume with him when we visited Annabeth during Easter."

Leo frowned. "So, a fifty-fifty chance, I'll go with false."

Frank shook his head. "Right again."

"Now," Percy said. "Throughout our series, how many times have I accused someone of being racist."

Leo tried counting all the times. "Uh… a grand total of three times."

"Right again," Percy said.

"Okay, which one of us once tried to eat a stapler?" Frank asked.

"Easy, Jason," Leo answered.

"Make the questions harder," Percy said.

"How many planets are there?" Jason asked, hoping he'd say 'nine.'

"Eight, Pluto was taken off the list," Leo said. "Man, I'm on fire tonight!"

"I see, then…" Percy said. "Okay, what is Calypso's shoe size?"

Everyone smirked as Leo tried to guess the answer. "Aww, you don't know that, do you?" Jason asked.

"Leo doesn't know his own shoe size," Percy pointed out.

"Umm, six and a half?" Leo said.

"Close, we asked, it's six," Percy said and let the rope fall down some more.

"Last question Leo, if you get this wrong, your hair will be the talk of camp for several weeks," Jason said.

"What is round?" Percy asked.

Now, the stuff going through Leo's head was this: 'What is round? That's simple, that's a ball, or the moon, or… wait, the question can't be that easy! It must be a trick, doe I have to count the letters or something? What exactly did Percy say?'

"Time's almost up," Percy said.

"A ball!" Leo finally blurted out.

"He's right you know," Frank said.

"Yeah!" Leo said. "That's what you get when you mess with the VALDEZ!"

Right then, Percy let go of the rope and Leo fell, his hair now dyed pink.

"Whoops," Percy said. "My hand slipped."

"You were going to do that anyway, no matter what I answered, weren't you?" Leo asked.

"Yup," Frank said.

"Then what was the point of the questions?" Leo asked.

"It was funnier to give you some false hope first," Jason said.

"I am going to get all of you back for this," Leo said.

A/N: Thanks for reading! Do please review if you liked. I bet a lot of you expected a maid outfit, didn't you?

Also, this is our twentieth chapter!