sans x Reader (NSFW)
*It's a normal day in Snowdin. You've already met your cheery buddy, sans.
*He's taken a liking to you, you think, but you feel you like him a little too much.
*You do what any normal person would do in this situation, and try to talk to him about it.
*But you can't think of a way to say it.
*hey, kiddo.
*here's something very important to remember.
*if you see a blue attack, don't move and it won't hurt you.
*here's an easy way to keep it in mind.
*imagine a stop sign. *when you see a stop sign, you stop, right?
*stop signs are red.
*so imagine a blue stop sign instead.
*simple, right?
*You nod.
*You wonder why he mentions this.
*huh?
*you want me to show you?
*...
*ok.
*Thinking about sans' blue bone attack makes you embarrassed.
*stay still, and think about blue stop signs, ok?
*You do as he says.
*His blue bone slides across your SOUL.
*Thinking about stop signs has made you less horny.
[CHECK]
*sans
*so,
*want me to do it again?
[AGAIN]
*His blue bone brushes your SOUL a second time.
*You don't move an inch.
*i think you got it now.
[AGAIN]
*You feel his bone against your SOUL, a third time.
*you, uh...
*really like this attack, huh?
[AGAIN]
*...
*is there
*something on your mind?
[CONFESS]
*You try to tell sans how you feel.
*huh?
*you love me?
*love you too, pal.
*You feel a sense of frustration and content.
[CONFESS]
*You did a slightly better job of telling sans how you feel.
*oh.
*i getcha now.
*ok.
*...
[CONFESS]
*You try to tell him your more embarassing thoughts about him.
*that's, uh...
*awfully weird.
*is that what humans do?
*You nod.
*ok.
[AGAIN]
*huh?
*hold on...
*you want me to...
*do that with you?
*You nod again.
*alright,
*you've convinced me.
*It feels weird doing this in the forest.
[BONE]
*You unzip your pants.
*sans has fallen asleep.
*You approach him regardless.
*Now your skin-coloured attack drags against his face.
*You hope that skin-coloured attacks are like blue stop signs.
*But you're slightly disgusted in yourself.
*Part of you gets off to it.
*You masturbate over the sleeping skeleton.
[BONE]
*You continue masturbating on top of the skeleton.
*It doesn't take long for you to cum all over his face.
*You feel more disgusted than before, but you still enjoyed it.
[BONE]
*You're curious as to what sans looks like beneath his jacket, and shorts.
*Your hands touch his waist.
*They move back to your crotch.
*sans wakes up.
*hey!
*you can $!$! me, but *I don't know you well enough for you to take off my clothes.
*You wonder if this even technically counted as sex.
[AGAIN]
*huh?
*we did it already, and now we have to do it again?
*or do you just want to see my blue bone attack?
*You now wonder if skeletons even have dicks.
[AGAIN]
*nah, i forgot where i put it.
[FLEE]
*Embarrassed, and slightly confused, you run from battle.
*You talk to sans again.
*remember...
*blue stop signs.