A/N: Thanks ChrystalineCD, thedauntlessamity (you're welcome), Guest, Guest (again?), The Book Fiend ( I haven't heard of Throne of Fire. I got the vertically impaired joke from somewhere, I don't remember where though), and Emoprincess30.

Jason was up next. He found a rather large suitcase waiting for him, and other things as well.

"What's in this?" Jason asked. There was a spittoon, a guitar, and a complete cowboy costume.

"Get ready little hillbilly," Leo said. "Our deal is that you've gotta tackle this whole things while dressed up and acting like cowboy. Yeehaw!"

"I'm not even going to say anything anymore…" Percy said.

Jason dressed up and took his ukulele in his hands awkwardly.

Someone walked in, a teenage girl.

"Well howdy, darlin'" Jason said in a very bad accent. He then spat into the spittoon, or at the very least, tried to, but he missed.

"Jason, you just got the floor dirty," Percy said. "You do know you'll have to clean it up, right? It's part of our contract."

"And we don't have a mop," Frank said. "So you'll have to use your shirt."

"Um, hi," the girl said, eyeing the door as if she was about to run away.

"So, I gather you're 'ere to learn the ukulele?" Jason asked.

"What's with the cowboy costume?" the girl asked.

"Which costume?" Jason asked.

"Uh… you know, forget about it," the girl said. "So… you know how to play the ukulele?"

"Yup," Jason said.

"Jason, tell her that the ukulele is an instrument that has lots of practical uses," Frank said.

"Now, the ukulele has a lot of important uses in the real world," Jason said. He then tried spitting into the spittoon again. He missed. Again.

"You had one job, Jason," Percy said. "One job. To spit. And you couldn't do that right."

"Now say that one practical application is if you wake up in the middle of the night and you hear someone playing a ukulele somewhere in your house. When you're supposed to be alone," Leo said.

"Jus' for example, think if ya wake up in the middle of the night and hear someone playing a ukulele when you're alone in the house," Jason said. "What'd you do?"

"…. Call the cops?" the girl said.

"It's so annoying when people are reasonable on this show," Percy said.

"So, Jason, tell us what a real cowboy would do," Frank said.

"No," Jason said. "You burst open the door and challenge whoever's inside to a ukulele duel"

"What if it's a ghost?" the girl asked.

"Don't be silly darlin- everybody knows that the best way to exorcise a ghost is by beating it in a duel involvin' a musical instrument," Jason said.

"Should've though of that several challenges ago," Leo said.

"Are you going to play something though?" the girl asked.

"Oh yeah, you're going to try and play something," Percy said. "But before that, mention that there's another good use for the ukulele."

"But hold you're horses, 'cuz I was just getttin' started on the practical applications of this here instrument," Jason said.

"It can also help you take over the world and take over people's minds," Leo said.

"You can also use it to take over the world by taking over people's minds," Jason said.

"Now start singing 'Yodel Odel Obey Me,'" Leo said.

"Now let me start singing," Jason said.

Now, he started singing, but the thing was that he didn't know how to play the instrument at all so it came out pretty wrong.

"Let me tell you my evil scheme," Jason said, completely out of tune with what he was playing, "I'm gonna enslave your minds with a predictable melody. And uncomplicated rhymes, and if I'd ask you to you'd even change your name to Amy, because you're gonna yodel-odel-odel obey me. You'll be my obedient, mindless slaves and nobody will blame me, because you're going to yodel-odel-odel obey me. Yodel-odel-odel-odel obey me…"

"That was terrible," the girl. "And my name's already Amy."

"See? It clearly worked!" Jason said.

"No- my name really was Amy already," she said. "You don't even know how to play that thing correctly."

"Burn!"

"Okay Jason, you only have one play left here. Square dancing!"

"Well alrighty then," Jason said and took another shot at the spittoon. He missed. Again.

"Three strikes- you're out!"

"And we weren't kidding about having to clean it up with your shirt later on."

"There's only one thing left to do- square dancing," Jason said.

"I know several people who would pay lots of money to see this," Leo said. "You think we can get the commercial rights to this footage?"

"Are you sure he isn't having a seizure or something?" Percy asked.

"Jason doesn't know what square dancing is, does he?" Frank asked.

"I'll be going now," the girl said.

Result: Jason failed.

The next person up was Frank, and he just knew that he as going to be given some obscure ancient Chinese instrument and a weird costume.

He was wrong.

"What is this?" Frank asked. He picked up an actual saw and a bow normally used for violins.

"It's a saw," Percy said. "We want you to play it."

"Is that even possible?" Frank asked.

"It should be," Leo said. "I think I saw it on America's Got Talent once."

Just then, the door opened to show a young boy, who took one look at Frank with a saw in his hands and left.

"Uh… did Frank like lose already?" Jason asked. "Because that has to be a new record."

Two minutes later, they heard voices from the other side of the door.

"Well what's wrong young man?"

"Well, I wanted to learn an instrument, but the instructor isn't here. The only one there is a creepy guy holding a saw."

"Why are you so creepy Frank?" Percy asked. "You always go and have to scare away the kids."

"That's because you gave me a saw, you guys!" Frank said.

The door opened.

"Yeah, I am your instructor," Frank said.

"Oh," the kid said.

"I play the musical saw," Frank said.

"Oh, that's okay then," the kid relaxed and the manager walked away.

"Frank, hold up the saw and say, 'I want to play a game,'" Percy said.

"I want to play a game," Frank said, holding the saw.

"Oh, I get it," the kid said. "It isn't funny though."

"You people have no sense of humor!" Leo shouted at the TV screen.

"I don't think my mom would let me play a saw though," the kid said. "She doesn't even let me play violent video games. She says they're bad for you."

"That's ridiculous," Leo said. "I played violent video games too, and I turned out just fine."

"Leo, you're currently in a dark room watching a television while doing random ridiculous things in front of a camera," Percy said.

"So are you guys!" Leo said.

"Actually, you started this," Jason said.

Right then, Percy left the room.

"Where's he going?" Jason asked.

"You'll see," Leo said with a grin.

"Uh, right, but maybe you can at least see what the saw is about," Frank said, and tried holding the saw like you would a violin and nearly cutting himself in the process.

"You know, on retrospect, this seems to be the only real instrument that a child of Ares would play," Jason said.

"Percy isn't here, so I'll say it for him: that's racist," Leo said.

"Uh, so let's just start," Frank said.

Just then there was a knock on the door. The door opened to reveal someone in a hockey goalie mask wearing a brown jacket who walked in. He was also holding a chainsaw in his hand.

"Is that Jason?" Jason asked.

"Silly Jason, you're Jason," Leo said. "That's Percy."

"No, I mean that that's Jason from the Friday the Thirteenth series," Jason said.

The kid as you can imagine, looked pretty freaked out.

"Hey there," Percy said. "I just wanted to visit Frank here and talk about the band we're opening up. I play the musical chainsaw."

"Is that also something you picked up from America's Got Talent?" Jason asked.

"Nah, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone showed up who did that," Leo said.

"See, look how I play," Percy said and turned the chainsaw on. He tried pausing it on and off to make a musical but it didn't sound like anything that made sense.

A/N: Please do remember that a chainsaw is a very dangerous thing. None of you or anyone you love (or anyone you hate for that matter) should ever try to use one unless you're supervised or experienced with one. It can be dangerous. Also, maid outfits are really cool. That last sentence has nothing to do whatsoever with this chapter or challenge, but I'd just thought I'd throw it in there.

"That was terrible," Frank said. "We're going to need some extra practice."

"But if Percy's Jason, how could he have drowned as a child?" Jason asked.

"Because he's you, silly, and you can drown," Leo said.

"Leo, you're making even less sense than you usually do," Jason said.

"Yeah, Chucky's been working on his axe routine," Percy said.

"Uh-huh," Frank said. "So, check this out!"

He began trying to play the saw, with a large emphasis on the word 'trying' as it was terrible and it would have honestly been more musical if he had used it to try and hack a tree down.

"Needs work," Percy said.

"Yeah, I think I'm just going to leave now," the boy said nervously. "See ya later!"

"Wait!" Frank shouted. "Don't you want another lesson!"

Result: Frank failed.

A/N: And so Percy and Jason are going to be the next victims. Thanks for reading, and do review if you liked!