Long ago, in the Fire Nation, Princess Azula and her brother, Prince Zuko, were out shopping for clothes in a popular tunic store. Azula had already picked out a bright red tunic, a yellow sleep tunic, and some pink bell-bottom pants, but Zuko was still empty-handed.
Azula rolled her eyes as her brother moved on to the next row of tunics that for the love of her looked exactly like the last row. "Any time now, Zuzu," she tried kindly. When he made no move of speeding up, she lost it.
"Zuko! What are you looking for that's so important you're willing to sacrifice my precious time!" She cried, one tiny step away from screaming. He looked up, shaggy hair covering his eyes.
"I need a new tunic," he mumbled, before going back to searching. Azula huffed and stood quietly.
She only needed to wait a few seconds before…
"AHA!" Zuko cried and pulled out a black tunic with red trimmings. The overhead lights reflected off the polished brass buttons. He raced to the changing room to try it on. A few minutes later he came out, beaming. Azula snorted. "Really Zuzu, all the tunics in this store and you choose that ugly thing?" His face fell and Azula held back her laughter. Actually, he did look good in the tunic, but the more miserable Zuko was, the happier Azula felt.
"Ugh, just...forget it!" Zuko ran back into the change room, fuming. He returned a few moments later, back in his normal clothes. She arranged her face into a sympathetic smile. "Let's keep looking." Zuko headed back along the rack he was looking at. It must have been full of great stuff, because a few minutes later, he pulled out another, a deep red tunic with gold tassels. He ran into the changing room and came out again, tassels swinging. Azula pretended to look amazed. "Wow, Zuko, that looks great!"
"Really? Thanks! I thought it would look nice with my mask." Zuko replied to Azula.
"Ugh, never mind, I thought you got rid of that thing." Azula groaned and rolled her eyes, and led the way to the cash register. The cashier gave them the total. Just as she had planned, it was just a few silver pieces too high after Zuko's purchase. "Oops, sorry Zuko," she said sweetly, "I guess we don't have enough money for your tunic." He scowled, threw it on the counter, and stormed out.
Azula cackled. Oh Zuzu, you are TOO MUCH fun.
The End!
I actually wrote this one in a collaboration with my really good friend. Hope you liked it!