A/N: Thanks to all you guys, I now have over 300 reviews and not only that, over 30,000 views! *throws confetti*

So thanks go out to TheBookFiend (I just remembered that. I haven't read the books really though), Guest, ISB, GoldenRacehorse (Frank's been the only one not to get a penalty, so understandably the others don't like him that much), ChrystalineCD, Guest, thedauntlessamity (nice to hear it), Samhildanach, Team Leo for eva, Guest, NotTheChainsaw (PJOmetronics legal team made me do it), and Phoebe Artemis (thanks!).

Understandably, Percy had been pretty nervous lately. He knew the punishment was coming, but a week had passed by with neither Frank nor Leo giving a hint as to what it was.

But, one evening, Frank found him. "It's time," Frank said with an evil smile.

Percy could almost swear he could see horns coming out of his head and the flames from the Fields of Punishment dancing behind him.

Percy was blindfolded. After what seemed like an hour the blindfold was removed and Percy found himself in a dark room.

"Wear this," Frank said.

"This is some sort of frilly pink princess dress," Percy protested.

"Percy, you lost. Now be a man and wear this pink dress," Frank said. "And wear the hat too."

Percy wore it, and then Frank presented him with what looked like a donkey with pink frills and stuff. "Here's your weapon," Frank said, handing him a giant lollipop. "And that's your steed."

"Wait, who am I fighting?" Percy asked.

"Jason," Frank said. "Leo and I always wondered who the strongest among the two of you was, and we're going to find out today!"

Percy sighed and got on the donkey and rode out. He heard a large crowd somewhere and then his heart skipped a beat- Frank hadn't told him the fight was in front of a crowd.

Percy stepped out into the light to see a wrestling ring in front of him, and all surrounding the place were several hundred people who looked ready to see an all-out professional wrestling brawl.

Leo and Frank seemed to be the announcers.

"So good evening everyone," Leo said. "First off, to start this evening, we have our first contestant- Pretty in Pink Pony Princess Percy!"

The spotlights overhead focused on Percy, who more than anything wanted to melt into a puddle. He awkwardly motioned the donkey to go forward, while a song played out from the speakers: 'I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world. Life's so plastic- so fantastic…"

The people all looked confused or ready to laugh out loud. They had been expecting large muscular, scary-looking people to fight. What was this?

"And the person fighting him, will be Baby Jason!" Frank said.

Jason appeared on stage and Percy watched as he was dressed in a baby costume (apparently they found a new one?) and was armed with a giant rattle.

As he walked, the Rugrats theme song played out from the speakers.

Now, the crowd looked really confused. There was no blood lust, no fans wanting someone to be pounded, just people who didn't know what was going on. Percy could swear someone who looked suspiciously similar to Ares shouted, "Boo! You stink!" from the crowd.

"And so, Frankosaurus Rex, what do you think about this fight here?" Leo asked.

"Well, Leopersicon, I think that this is a historic fight right here that we're witnessing," Frank said.

"You bet, Frankosaur," Leo said. "So, ladies and gentleman of the audience, are you ready to see a fight?"

There was stunned silence and someone coughing.

"Well then, get ready for the match between Pretty Princess Pony Pink Percy and Baby Jason and see them fight to the death," Leo said. "You all already know the rules- BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RULES!"

"Leo, have you been sniffing motor oil again?" Frank asked. "Sorry folks, of course there are rules- anyone who gets tossed off the ring loses. Fight lasts for five minutes. Anyone who's thrown out of the ring loses. And you completely messed up Percy's name."

"Hey Frank- don't you think that it's a bit unfair that Percy gets a mount for this while Jason fights on foot?" Leo asked.

"Perhaps Leo, perhaps," Frank said. "But then it just threw off Percy and it's- IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! LEO, RUN!"

The donkey ran its way out to freedom, while Percy and Jason were busy smacking each other with a giant lollipop and a giant plastic rattle. Eventually, Percy's lollipop became so sticky it got stuck in Jason's hair and Percy couldn't pull it out no matter how hard he tried and Jason groaned as it tugged on his hair.

This was all captured by the cameras around, and cameras of the people sitting there as they wondered why they had paid to see this stuff.

Finally, Jason took advantage of the fact that Percy had lost his weapon and used his huge rattle to smack Percy, and then proceeded to kick Percy off the ring.

"And so we finally have our winner!" Leo said.

"Trust me, I don't think anyone's a winner here, but I do know who the two losers are," Frank said.

A/N: Thanks for reading and review please! And boy, phew, this has been a long thing and I've only done four total episodes!

Also, I'd like some input in as what I should do next. I was thinking of having the four visit the gods and other people and watching some of the stuff they did, or I could do a fifth arc and have them discuss later.