A/N: As always, thanks for your reviews and for the huge response this time around!
Thanks TheBookFiend (glad to know that reading it is still as funny. I think if it weren't for the fact that there was such a gap so that people could forget what had happened, it would seem like repetition), ChrystalineCD, Guest, Mikaza1498, abcathena (there'll be one more chapter after this), TakeBackTheFalls, MrAppocolypse, thedauntlessamity, Emoorincess (it might become a thing), Annabeth and Percy Jackson (I just kind of assumed that Jason was also dyslexic, but true, I guess it has never been mentioned. Also, I haven't seen all the episodes of Impractical Jokers, especially the later ones), phoebe artemis, Hi, Sally Stevens (I've wanted to do something like that, perhaps for the fifth arc?), ISB, WhyNotWriteFanFiction, WinterWind14, Elm guest (out of pure curiosity, what do blankets taste like?)
"So I hope all of you enjoyed that," Percy said to the roars of approval from the crowd. "The next one though, showcases me. Again."
Poseidon sighed.
"What about Frank and Jason?" someone shouted from the audience.
"We'll get to them!" Percy shouted back.
Arc One- Task 3: This will be a different type of task, instead of involving a set goal; this is a 'Refuse, You Lose' sort of challenge.
Rachel Elizabeth Dare, the Camp Half-Blood Oracle, has gone on vacation for a while, so now the Camp Half-Blood demigods, and the Camp Jupiter demigods too, don't have anyone to go to for their ridiculous problems that no one really cares about.
"Hey!" Rachel said. "I will have you know that I am an important part of Camp half-Blood!"
"Of course you are," Travis said. Rachel held up a plastic hair brush and Travis shut up. Travis knew that even Kronos feared those things.
Guess which four demigods have volunteered to take her place though?
Essentially, each of the four contestants will be Oracles for a while, and each of them will be given an earpiece. All of them must do and/or say whatever the others are telling them. Of course, they can't tell anyone that this is a show, and as always, there are hidden cameras.
If any contestant does not do, or say, whatever he is told to do or say, that contestant loses this round and gets a negative point.
Everything, however, must be kept PG-13, no exceptions (I hear several people booing at this, but that is how it is.)
Several people in the audience, had, as a matter of fact, started booing.
"What is this nonsense?" Mars asked. "PG-13? Have you read the original myths? What part of them do you think is in any way PG-13?"
"Evening, young Padawan," Leo said.
"Like seriously though, why are you dressed up as a Jedi Knight?" Jason asked.
"How… how did I fall for that guy?" Annabeth asked.
"I think it was his personality," Piper said.
Percy had no good answer to these questions. He just tucked his toy lightsaber away.
"Toy lightsaber?" Reyna asked.
"NERD!" Ares screamed at the top of his voice.
A girl who was around fourteen walked in. The first thing she said was, "Where's Rachel?"
"Rachel had to go somewhere," Percy answered. "So, I've volunteered to take her place."
"But, isn't the Oracle always supposed to be a girl?" she asked, confused.
"Tell her that you've always been a girl at heart, Percy," Leo said.
"Ooh! Right in the manhood!" several people screamed at the top of their voices.
"Is he seriously going to say that?" Hazel asked.
"Yes, but I've always been a girl at heart, you know, so I guess that's why they let me-you know, be here-" Percy trailed off.
"He actually said it."
The girl giggled. "Is that so?"
"Tell her that your mom always wanted a girl, and wanted to name you Penelope," Leo said. "And that your dad also predicted that he was going to have a daughter, but something apparently messed up."
"Sad thing is it's true," Poseidon said. "But don't tell him that. He's pretty cool anyway."
"Huh. I have a son and a daughter," Zeus said as if this whole thing was some sort of contest.
"I had a son and a daughter," Hades said. "But then she died."
"Cereal is healthy and nutritious," Demeter said. The Big Three stared at her. "That has nothing to do with what you guys were saying. I just wanted to get it out there."
"You do realize that Percy is going to have a chance to take revenge for all this quite soon, don't you?" Frank asked.
Nemesis rubbed her hands. "Ah, revenge. I will have you know that revenge is the purest emotion."
Several people stared at her oddly, but no one said anything.
"I'll cross that bridge when we get to it," Leo said.
"Interestingly," Percy said. "My mom always wanted a daughter and to name her Penelope, and my dad, being Poseidon and all, predicted that she would give birth to a daughter, but, you know, something happened and I came out instead."
The girl laughed.
"I think she actually believed you Percy," Frank said.
"I think so too," Reyna said. "That's sad."
"Are you wearing a Jedi costume?" the girl asked.
"Yes," Percy said. "It helps me control my Wa." Percy decided to give an answer before the others could force him to give a more ridiculous one.
"Percy, do you even have the slightest idea what Wa is?" Frank asked.
"The Wa is the way," Iris said. "And the Wa is life."
"Oh," she said and took a seat.
"Before you start Percy," Leo said, "shouldn't you go and put on your hat, you know, which is beneath your desk, without which you don't do predictions?"
Percy, amused, found that there was a hat beneath his desk, a large tin foil conical hat that had the word 'DUNCE' on it.
"This is my special hat," Percy said. "I always wear it before making predictions," he said while putting the hat on.
"How… how did you fall for that guy?" Piper asked.
"I think it was his personality," Annabeth said.
The rest of the audience was laughing.
"Most accurate hat ever!" Zeus said.
Rachel was looking at the screen in horror. "Guys! I told you to take care of the business while I was gone! You ruined it! Can you imagine how angry Apollo is?"
Apollo, meanwhile, had laughed so hard the milk he had been drinking had come out of his nose and fell on Artemis, who had then proceeded to sock him in the stomach.
"Does it also help with your Wa?" the girl asked.
"No," Percy said, once again trying to explain things before he was asked to say something. "Actually, it helps channel my Chi."
"You don't know the difference between the two, do you?" Frank asked.
"Tell her it also prevents people from hacking into your brain," Leo said.
"Also, the fact that it is made out of aluminum foil prevents people from hacking into my brain," Percy said.
"Oh," the girl said.
"I hacked into Percy's brain once," Clarisse said. "All the files were empty!"
"Ooooh!" several people said and high-fived her.
"What she's trying to say Percy," Leo said, "is that your brain for that matter doesn't have much, and so no one would really try to hack into it."
"I thought Leo and Percy were friends."
"So, exactly why are you here?" Percy asked. People generally had specific questions when they came to a fortuneteller, or an Oracle.
"Oh, I sort of kind of forgot with all of this," she admitted, waving her hands around.
"No matter," Percy said. "Of course, with me being such an amazing Oracle, I'll probably be able to find out."
"Percy, start by reading the cards for her future," Leo said.
Percy reached for the tarot cards, but they weren't there anymore. Instead of them was a pack of cards from the Pokemon Trading Card Game. Percy picked them up anyway, knowing that one of the others had probably replaced them.
"Are those from the Pokemon TCG?" she asked.
"Yes, these are way more accurate than the old ones," Percy said.
"Really? I should get a pair then," Apollo said, having barely recovered from his wounds.
"Percy, pick up the first three cards, and regardless of what's on them, say, 'Beware the Ides of March,'" Jason said.
"The sad part is that most of the people here won't get that reference," Annabeth said.
Percy picked up the first card, which was a Grass Energy card. The next one was a Potion, and the third one was a Metal Energy card.
Percy frowned and closed his eyes, pretending to be deep in concentration.
"The cards- they're telling me- to tell you, to beware the Ides of March," Percy said.
"It's like August now, right?" she asked. "Isn't that kind of a long time away? And what am I supposed to be afraid of?"
"Oh," Leo said. "I love it when people gullibly start believing everything we tell them on this show. Go on, tell her Percy."
This meant that Percy had to think of something himself, so he said, "Let's look into the crystal ball for further answers."
The crystal ball, unlike the tarot cards, had been left untouched and unchanged, so Percy took it and began peering into it, basically hoping he'd get some sort of inspiration.
Oddly enough, instead of simply being misty and stuff, something did appear in the crystal ball. Percy peered at it closely, and so did his client.
"It looks like a monkey," she said.
"Yes, and it is riding a unicycle while playing the ukulele," Percy said.
"Holographic technology, Percy," Leo said and pressed a button on his remote that made the hologram fade.
"This is what you put technology to use for?" Hephaestus asked.
"You see, the monkey riding a unicycle and playing a ukulele is symbolic," Percy said, while desperately trying to come up with something on the spot for what it was supposed to be symbolic for. "Basically, as you may know, monkeys are not very smart creatures, but this one is trying to ride a unicycle and play a musical instrument. Why is it doing so? Essentially, essentially, that is, it symbolizes someone trying much too hard to impress someone and this is eventually going to end badly, because a monkey shouldn't be on a unicycle and playing a ukulele, but should be outside monkeying around."
That was all essentially stuff Percy had come up with at the top of his head and which really didn't mean much when you got right down to it, but the girl looked like she had just had an epiphany. "Oh, that means that I should stop curling my hair around Markus?"
"Uh, yeah, sure why not?' Percy said, with no clue to who Markus was.
"So this means, it all makes sense now!" the girl shouted. "Thanks Oracle! I was so worried, and you've made everything clear?"
"I have?" Percy asked, completely bewildered. More confidently, he said, "I mean, of course I have. After all, that's what we Oracles are here for, you know, I was just doing my job."
"Yeah thanks, I thought you weren't going to be as good as Rachel, y'know, with your DUNCE hat and Pokemon cards, but you were actually pretty great," she said. She glanced around, and whispered something into Percy's ear and rushed off.
"Another satisfied customer," Percy mumbled.
"What'd she whisper into Percy's ear?" Hermes asked.
No one noticed though as they all pointed out that Percy was, in fact, a terrible person at being an Oracle.
"Well, I think you've had enough of Percy and I," Leo said. "So let's see one of what Frank does. Same type of contest."
The flames behind Mars' eyes flared up.
"Yeah, in the spirit of everyone wearing ridiculous costumes Frank," Leo said, "we have decided that you too, shall wear something ridiculous while being Oracle." Leo then took out a huge panda outfit.
"You guys are racist, you realize that don't you?" Frank said as he put the panda costume on.
"Aww!" Annabeth said. "He actually looks cute like a panda."
Several people in the audience nodded.
So, Frank was sitting, wearing his panda costume, waiting for a customer, when Travis Stoll walked in.
"Hey, it's you!" Conner said.
Travis' eyes widened. "Wait! I didn't know I was there! You can't do this!"
"Well, we did. Who you gonna call, Ghostbusters?" Leo shouted back at Travis from the stage.
"Where's Rachel?" he asked, saying the cliché line that two others had before him.
"She's gone on vacation for a while," Frank said. "So I'm here instead of her."
"So you're volunteering?" Travis asked.
"Frank, say, 'No, I have to pay back my student loan debt,'" Leo said.
"No, I have to pay my student loan debt," Frank said, though he didn't understand how that was funny.
"But he hasn't started college yet," Hazel said.
"But you're a child of Mars, aren't you?" Travis asked. "Do you really have any powers as an Oracle?"
"Of course I do," Frank said. "Example, I for one, can tell you that you very recently met Leo Valdez, and he tried to sell you a book on twigging- no, on twerking, around the world."
"Whoa," Travis said, shocked. "How did you know that?"
"What can I say," Frank said, trying to sound mystical and spooky (thought that was hard while being dressed up like a giant panda), "I'm an Oracle. It is what I do with my amazing psychic powers."
"I'm amazed you people were this good at this," Rachel said.
"Or using hidden cameras," Leo said.
"So, why are you here?" Frank asked.
"Uh, well, that's kind of a long story," Travis said.
"Ask him if it has to do with Katie," Percy said.
"Percy… you ship Tratie too don't you?" Aphrodite asked.
Travis had turned as red as a tomato as everyone stared at him and then Katie.
"Does it have anything to do with someone named Katie?" Frank asked.
"No," Travis lied unconvincingly.
"Yeah right!" most people screamed.
"I don't believe you," Hades said.
Katie had also turned a deep shade of red and was wishing she could turn into a plant.
"Okay, now you need to start with the whole seeing into the future thing," Leo said. "Thankfully though, we've decided to add an ancient form of Chinese fortunetelling beneath your desk."
"Uh, you do realize that just because Frank's Chinese, it doesn't mean that everything he does is from China somehow?" Percy asked.
"No, but it is fun to see him squirm when we say that," Jason said.
"True, true," Percy agreed.
"Well, this is racist," Reyna said.
"I have an ancient form of fortunetelling that I believe can help you," Frank said. "I will have you know that this is an ancient Zhang family secret, passed along initially by pandas, who, you may be surprised to know, were the first fortunetellers in nature."
"Great job Frank!" Percy said. "You just took this whole thing to another level!"
"Travis, bro, did you actually believe all that?" Conner asked.
"What!" Travis said. "It sounded super logical when he said it! It was all Frank's fault!"
"Really?" Travis said, who was, for a moment, seriously believing everything that came out of Frank's mouth.
"Yes," Frank said. "It is all true. The pandas then passed it on to my family, as we can become pandas, and so, this ancient Chinese tradition passed through the Zhang family, of which I am now a practitioner."
Hermes held up a black piece of paper.
"What is that?" Athena asked.
"It's a CT scan of Travis' head," Hermes said. "I want to confirm if he has a brain or not."
"Now go under your desk to find a box labeled, 'Frank's Special Treasure Box'" Leo said.
"Is it just me," Percy said, "Or does 'Frank's Special Treasure Box' sound like a euphemism for something?"
"It's just you," Frank and Jason assured Percy.
"By the way," Percy said. "What does 'euphemism' even mean?"
"It's a mild or indirect word for something that is too embarrassing or too blunt to be said directly," Annabeth said.
"Nerd!" Clarisse shouted from behind.
"It does sound like a euphemism for something though," Hades said.
Frank reached beneath his desk to indeed, find a small box labeled, 'Frank's Special Treasure Box' except 'Frank' had been misspelt as 'Franc', you know stuff happens when Frank's the only non-dyslexic demigod in your group.
Athena shook her head. "No respect for learning nowadays."
"Spelling doesn't count!" Hermes protested.
"You didn't fell that way when someone wrote your name as Herpes, did you?" Athena asked.
"That sounds like a euphemism for something," Travis said. "Is it?"
"No," Frank said.
"By the way, what does 'euphemism' mean?" Travis asked.
Frank ignored this and opened the box.
It is at this point that the writer of this fanfic would like you to pause, and just take a guess as to what could possibly be in that box which supposedly contained a secret Chinese fortunetelling tool that had been passed on for generations.
Guess what, you probably guessed wrong, because it was a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos.
"What?" Travis asked. "Are those Doritos?"
"Yes," Frank said. "Of course, I'm assuming that you probably know that Doritos originated in China."
"Even Travis couldn't believe that," Demeter said with confidence.
"Whoa," Percy said. "I thought we were imaginative liars, but Frank's really taking this to a whole new level."
"But you said this all came from pandas?" Travis asked.
"Well duh," Frank said. "Everyone knows that the staple diet of pandas are bamboo, followed by a certain type of grain which they form into geometrical shapes, usually triangles, from which the Chinese later developed Doritos. Like seriously, don't you know anything? What did they teach you in school?"
Travis looked offended. "Hey man, I was dyslexic alright, unlike you, so you should stop trying to lord over us who have learning disabilities with your amazing knowledge of everything."
The others were quite literally rolling on the floor laughing at the absurdity of the whole thing.
"Can you show me that CT scan?" Demeter asked now. "I was wrong apparently."
"Sorry Katie," someone said. "You boyfriend's an idiot."
"He's not my boyfriend!" Katie protested.
"Harsh, Katie, harsh," Conner said while patting Travis on the shoulder.
"So how does this work?" Travis asked.
"Basically, what you have to do is munch on some Doritos," Frank said, rapidly thinking of something to say. "And based on how the crumbs fall on you and your clothes, I can divine your future."
"I should try that once," Apollo said.
The whole thing sounded crazy to Travis, but he took a Dorito anyway and started munching on it. When he was done with ten, and being Doritos, the crumbs went everywhere as they tend to do.
"Hmmm," Frank said, getting up to see where the crumbs had landed, scratching his chin and looking far off into the distance as if contemplating something important while he wondered just what he was going to say to Travis. Frank even took out a magnifying glass to observe the crumbs closely, because, you know, why not?
"Just look at him," Mars said. "He looks like he can really see something there."
"Okay, Frank," Leo said. "Make a really sad face."
Frank's face drooped.
"Now say," Jason said, "'I know what you did last summer, Travis, and it is going to come back to haunt you.'"
"I know what you did last summer Travis," Frank said. "And it is going to come back to haunt you."
Travis' eyes widened, he was horrified, and he was like, "What do I do? What I do to stop it?"
"Okay, I now really wanna know what he did last summer," Leo said.
"Yeah, but it isn't like Frank can just ask now," Jason pointed out.
"Uh, to stop it," Frank said, "all you need to do is run around a tree three times and then do the hokey-pokey."
"Got it!" Travis said and then ran out of the tent while screaming, "Thanks!"
"Quick!" Jason shouted. "I want to see Travis run around a tree three times and do the hokey-pokey! Frank, run after him with one of the hidden cameras!"
Unfortunately, there was no footage of Travis doing the hokey-pokey, leaving everyone sorely disappointed.
"And Travis, what did you do last summer?" people asked.
Both Travis and Conner seemed to look around suspiciously.
"Uh, nothing," Travis said. "Nothing at all."
"Yeah, we're just two innocent kids who don't cause any trouble," Conner said. "Is that so hard to believe?"
"YES!" the entire stadium resonated.
"Well, with that over, let's see what Leo's doing again," Percy said.
Arc One- Task 4: This task involves spinning a wheel known as the Wheel of Doom. It consists of eight segments on which it can land, which are, in order, going clockwise:
Take $20 from every other contestant.
Collect someone's toenail clippings.
Get someone to hug you (without directly asking them).
Pick your poison.
Put someone's sock in your mouth.
Polish someone's shoes without them noticing.
Go around in a humiliating costume (picked by the others).
Get someone to say, "You're the boss!" without ever actually asking them directly to do so.
Each contestant will spin the wheel once, and they have thirty minutes to complete the said task, and if they fail, they get a negative point.
"Right," Leo said, and nervously spun the wheel with bated breath. Finally, it landed on 'Pick your poison.'
"So, which one of the other segments are you choosing?" Percy asked.
"I think I'll, uh-" Leo said, scratching his chin, when his eyes lit up. "I think I'll take twenty dollars from every other contestant."
"He can do that?" Hermes asked.
"Wait, he's allowed to do that?" Frank asked.
"I don't think so," Jason said. "I mean, it does say 'pick your poison,' and money doesn't really count as poison."
Leo patted Jason's shoulder. "Actually, I will have you know, Jason, my friend, that the love of money is the root of all evil, and greed destroys people. Money breaks up families and leads to so many social evils. So come on, get twenty bucks out, each of you, and give it all to Uncle Valdez!"
"Exactly," Hermes said and turned to the other gods. "You all too, should hand over what money you have to me."
"And that's why we go around stealing things," Travis said. "And people think that we're the villains somehow."
"Shouldn't we have specified these things in the wheel?" Jason asked.
Leo frowned. "I could only make it so big, and I asked one of you to make an advanced rulebook."
"I did," Frank said. "But why didn't you just print the words smaller?"
"How much smaller did you want me to print it? It is barely visible as it is, and that's mainly Percy's fault for buying such a small wheel," Leo said.
"It was the best I could do with the money you gave me," Percy said.
"Yeah, well maybe I'd have more money if you'd all quit blabbering and give me twenty bucks each, and Frank finally pays me back for that incident on Thursday," Leo retorted.
"LOL!" came a huge reply.
"Did… did they just actually shout 'LOL?'" Athena asked.
"What did Frank do on Thursday?" Annabeth asked.
Percy and Jason both asked, "What incident on Thursday?" while Frank made a face that said, 'Shut up, you'll get your money soon, just keep this between us Leo.'
There was some bickering, but in the end it was decided that Leo couldn't pick that option, based on the 'Advanced Rules' that had been written by Frank (as he was the only one non-dyslexic) beforehand and it mentioned that 'pick your poison' did not include that specific segment.
And so, Leo decided to go with polishing someone's shoes without them noticing.
"Now, just to be clear," Frank said, reading from the Advanced Rulebook, "the person has to be wearing the shoes at the time, and you must rub them with a cloth for at least two seconds each on each shoe, and they can't see you doing this. You've got thirty minutes starting now."
Leo wasted ten minutes dressing up to the occasion in a weird sort of military camouflage uniform, with a helmet that had two twigs attached to it.
"Let's be honest here," Reyna said. "Leo wouldn't survive two minutes in the military. He can barely do a push-up!"
Leo would've normally gotten offended and start doing push-ups just to prove her wrong, but the thing was that she was right.
Outside, there was an unsuspecting demigod who was munching on a sandwich while glancing around, probably thinking about whatever nonsense teenagers at summer camp usually think about.
"However, our unsuspecting demigod doesn't know, while he munches on his- okay, can you guys tell what kind of sandwich that is?" Percy asked.
"Peanut butter and jelly," Jason said, while Frank answered, "Lettuce and mayonnaise," simultaneously.
"I think it's tuna," Poseidon said.
"Nah, I'm with Frank, that's lettuce and mayonnaise," Athena said.
"Just butter," Zeus said.
"Who has a sandwich with just butter?" Hades asked. "That's clearly guacamole."
"Nope, that is definitely PB&J," Hermes said.
"Melted cheese," Apollo said.
"Cereal!" Demeter said, but no one really believed her.
"I think it's ham," Artemis said.
"Wait no, it's turkey!" Zeus said.
And so, the Olympian gods went into one of their worst and most dividing fights ever: figuring out what kind of sandwich that was.
"That's actually Cheetos between two pieces of bread," Hestia said so quietly no one noticed her, even though she was the one who was right.
"Okay, so he's eating some time of sandwich," Percy said. "What he doesn't know, however, that he is currently being stalked by a predator known as Leo Valdez, who is currently peaking at him from a bush."
"Stalker!" people shouted.
"Funny thing is, he's actually pretty well hidden," Travis said.
"Stop making this sound weird," Leo said as quietly as possible. To avoid detection, he had taken a route that made him circumvent a good portion of camp, so that he had only four minutes left to get the job done.
"Leo, there is almost literally no way this can't sound weird," Jason said.
"Yes you can, child," Hera said. "You just have to say that Leo is done sneaking up on the other boy."
Leo was crouched behind the bench where the guy was, but the thing was that he had an annoying habit of moving his feet while eating, and one time almost hit Leo in the face.
"And so, Leo waits for an opening, when his prey will let his guard down," Percy said.
"Really Percy," Calypso said. "You're making him look bad."
To Leo's relief, the guy finally stopped moving his legs, and so Leo took out a small white cloth (if you're wondering, no, it didn't have shoe polish on it, it was just a cloth) and began rubbing the guy's left shoe. He got through that for two seconds quite easy, but when he moved on to the right shoe, just as he was done, the guy moved his foot, meaning that he felt something latched onto his leg.
If you're wondering, the guy's name was Dave, and he was surprised to feel something tugging on his leg. He turned around to see nothing, but there was something moving behind the bush, and he could swear he had seen someone's shoe there….
Feeling that this was getting rather weird, he called out, "Who's there?"
Let it never be said that Leo Valdez never comes prepared with a gadget for any situation. He took out his voice modulator, something that was disguised neatly as a bowtie, and set it to a female voice, though getting an old woman's accent from North Carolina wasn't what he was expecting.
"Oh, I'm just a tree nymph," Leo said through his voice modulator.
"Hey- that voice modulator is a bowtie!" Apollo said. "Just like in Detective Conan."
"What's Detective Conan?" Zeus asked.
"Anime show," Hades answered. "What- I need something to do in the Underworld!"
"But, but, what was that about my shoe?" Dave asked. He had half a mind to peek behind the bush.
"Don't you dare look behind the bush," Leo said as he crawled away. "I'll have you know that I'm changing."
"Why are you doing it in public then?" Dave asked, confused.
"Good question."
"Because- THE COW GOES MOO!" Leo's voice modulator suddenly malfunctioned.
There was a roar of laughter.
Coach Hedge glared at the screen. "So you were the one doin' that back in the bus, were ya, cupcake?" He began swinging his giant club around.
Leo gulped. He needed to stay clear of Coach Hedge for a while.
"Nymphs," Dave muttered and walked off.
Leo walked all the way back, trying not to notice that the guys back at headquarters were probably literally rolling on the floor laughing.
They weren't the only ones. The crowd had gone wild.
A/N: And that ends this chapter. Thank you for reading, and do please review.
Funny thing was that I was wondering whether or not I'd have enough material to write these things, when in all honesty I could probably go on for another ten chapters, but won't, I'll do one more before we get to the fifth arc.
For those of you wondering what that girl had said to Percy during the Oracle challenge, I'm afraid I still can't divulge it. I did however, reveal an even more sought-out piece of information in this chapter- the kind of sandwich the guy was eating during Leo's challenge (granted no one asked in the reviews or through mail, but I'm guessing you guys wanted to know).