A/N: Thanks for the reviews, Verteller (I thought it would be weird as a Joker V. Joker and wouldn't work out too well), Qwertywerido (I can think about it), Cassy daughter of the Moon (I want to do different things as I write further...), just-a-normal-fangirl, thedauntlessamity, Annabeth and Percy Jackson, BrokenMockingjay, Idiotnation, ISB, and Cheeselover.

I'd like to thank Verteller for the original idea for this chapter and task.

Task Three: While our fearsome foursome may have lots of talents, one area in which they lack any experience whatsoever is makeup (not that that's going to stop them).

They've set up a small stall in a bazaar currently inhabited mostly by monsters. They need to invite a monster for a makeover. If they can't get someone to agree in fifteen minutes, they lose. They then need to do/say whatever the others tell them.

At the end, they have to show the monster their job and convince them that they look great. If their customer isn't satisfied, they lose.

First up was Percy.

The stall they had set up was pretty big and contained almost everything that they'd need.

"No one's coming here though," Percy said. He had been standing outside saying, 'Would you like a free makeover?' for five minutes to no avail.

"Yeah, I don't blame them," Leo said. "Percy, did you even comb your hair this morning?"

"Or brush your teeth?" Frank asked.

"No," Percy muttered.

"Yeah, there's something stuck in your teeth," Jason said.

"Who wants a makeover from someone who can't take care of themselves?" Frank asked.

Percy grabbed a nearby mirror and checked his teeth to find nothing.

"Made you look," Jason said.

Just then a Cyclops walked in. It looked and sounded female (it was kind of hard to tell with monsters).

"Are you people still doing free makeovers?" she asked.

"Yes ma'am," Percy said. "I assure you that you're in good hands."

"Percy, how do you lie with such a straight face?" Frank asked.

"Yeah, Percy, we thought your mother raised you better," Jason said.

Leo shook his head. "He's practically turning into some kind of criminal."

"Well, I don't have all the time in the world," the Cyclops said. "But, I haven't been able to take care of my feet like usual nowadays. You know, you're always so busy with everything and it's just all hot outside. I need a pedicure."

"Okay," Percy said.

"He has no clue what a pedicure is, does he?" Jason asked.

"Percy, a pedicure is when you grab a fish from the ocean and repeatedly slap someone with it until they lose consciousness," Frank said. "Trust me, I know these things."

The Cyclops then took off her shoe.

"O-M-G," Leo said.

"Are those… mushrooms growing in between the toes?" Jason asked.

"Interesting fact Percy," Frank said. "I think that most of those mushrooms growing there are endangered species, so it's illegal for you to cut them off."

"Really?"

"No, Leo, do I look like a mycologist to you?" Frank asked.

"Oh, yeah… I think they do need some work," Percy said.

"And I have to leave in about fifteen minutes, no need to do too much dear, just get started on the bigger things," she said.

"Percy's face is green," Leo said.

"Is it possible for children of Poseidon to get seasick?" Jason asked.

"Maybe," Frank said. "But anyway, Percy, it's time for you to start."

Percy walked over to the sink where he would be far enough for the Cyclops to be unable to hear him.

"What do I do guys?" Percy asked.

"We think it's funnier if you try to figure that out yourself," Leo said.

Percy looked around the place, wondering where to start.

"It's like watching a baby seal trying to figure out how a rocket works," Frank said. "Go on baby seal! We believe in you!"

Percy figured out that the best thing to do was to try and wash everything off first.

"Right, so ma'am, I'm just gonna wash your feet first," Percy said, using his powers to wash her feet.

"That's rude Percy," Frank said. "You need to use your hands."

Percy's face was expressionless, but when Leo would later pause and rewind the footage and stop it at an exact frame then he would notice the true horror written on Percy's face.

Percy started using his hands to wash the Cyclop's feet.

"Percy, I can see that you're trying to warm up to the customer by saying ma'am," Jason said.

"Too bad that's going to go against you now," Frank said. "Call her 'mom' instead by accident."

All three of them guffawed.

Percy shook his head.

"You alright there?" the Cyclops said.

"Yes, there's nothing to worry about, mom," Percy said.

Percy heard nothing but blank roaring coming from his earpiece.

"I can't believe he said it!" someone shouted out.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, that was a mistake," Percy said, trying to look ashamed. It wasn't hard since it was genuine.

"No problem, happens to everyone," the Cylcops said. "I got lost once when I was a but a little girl and lost my momma and went to some random lady and followed her before I realized the truth."

Leo switched off the microphone. "Hey guys, I have an idea. Let's ask Percy to cut one of those mushrooms and eat it."

"Dude, he'd never do it," Frank said. "That's an instant loss for Percy."

"Exactly," Leo said. "So let's make him do a whole lot of crazy stuff first before we tell him to do it."

"Agreed," Jason said.

Leo turned on the microphone. "Hey Percy, go grab a pair of scissors, and just take some of her hair."

Once Percy was done washing the Cyclop's feet, and thinking about how he could now never do anything with the same hands, he got up to get a pair of scissors and cut off some of the Cyclop's hair.

"What's that for?" she asked.

"Tell her that it's nothing personal," Frank said. "But that you like collecting each of your customer's hair."

"Well, don't take this personally, but," Percy said hesitantly, "I like to collect each one of my customer's hair for ah, record purposes."

"Now put the hair into your pocket," Frank said.

Percy put the hair into his pocket.

"God, I was sure that she'd hit him or something," Jason said. "Or leave. Who collects their customer's hair?"

"Great job Percy," Frank said. "Now start picking your nose in full view of her and as grossly as you possibly can."

Percy sighed. What was he going to have to do to win this?

He gulped and moved his index finger, completely KND-style, and then inserted it into his nostril in full view of the customer.

"Wow, now that's just disturbing," Leo said.

Frank was too busy miming throwing up to say something.

"Percy, once you're done, wipe it off on your shirt and go about your business like usual," Jason said.

Percy complied. "So, now that I got rid of that little bugger, I think it's time that we maybe rub some anti-fungal lotion on that foot of yours."

"Sure," the Cyclops said.

Strangely enough, maybe because she was a monster, she seemed to have not been bothered at all by the whole thing.

"HOW ARE YOU STILL IN THE SAME ROOM AFTER SEEING ALL THAT?" Frank screamed into the speakers. "Just how?"

"Calm down Frank," Jason said. "You'll give Percy a perforated eardrum."

Percy went to get the anti-fungicide and began spraying it over her foot.

"Percy, I want you to call her mom again," Leo said.

"So, is everything all right mom- I mean, ma'am?" Percy asked. "Sorry, another slip of the tongue."

"Oh that's alright," the Cyclops said. "You're pretty cute after all. I bet your own mother could just… eat you up." She then licked her lips tantalizingly.

"Oh no she didn't!" Leo said.

Percy gulped.

"Hurry up would you? I've got to leave soon," the Cylops said.

"Okay Percy, with your time now about running out, we have one last task for you," Jason said. "Take out one of those mushrooms and eat it."

Percy actually started laughing out loud at that… even in front of the Cyclops.

"I'm sorry, I just remembered a funny joke," Percy said. "Okay, I'll just do a few more things and then you're free to go."

Result: Percy failed.

"Percy don't feel bad but…" Leo began as Percy walked back in to HQ. "The thing is, we kind of planned the last one at what was basically the beginning."

"Yeah, we just wanted to see you dance around before we pulled the plug with that," Frank said.

"I hate all of you," Percy said. But then he smiled. "But it isn't like I won't get to get back at you, so who's next?"

"That'll be ol' Sparky over here," Leo said and patted Jason on the back. "Unless he's some kind of electric chicken! Hey- is there a new Pokemon like that?"

"No," Frank said.

Jason sat in the middle of the room waiting for someone to show up when a Pegasus walked in.

"Look's like you got a client when you were horsing around," Percy said.

"Percy, just because you're a son of Poseidon doesn't mean that you can go around making bad horse puns," Frank said.

"Sorry Frank… I wouldn't want to… trot on your expectations," Percy said.

"That doesn't even make sense! And it isn't even funny!" Frank said.

"So… what do I do?" Jason asked.

The Pegasus rolled its eyes at him and stomped its hoof.

"Oh Jason, I think it's trying to communicate to you in Pegasus sign language, which they do by clopping their hooves," Percy said. "You see, one clop means yes, two clops means no, no one has any clue what three clops are supposed to mean, while four clops mean 'Meet me behind the dumpster at six o' clock and remember to bring a waffle because it might rain tonight,' and five clops means that he or she is hungry."

Leo shook his head. "Really Percy?"

"Whoa there girl," Jason said.

The Pegasus flared its nostrils.

"FYI Jason, that's a boy," Percy said. "But no matter how he reacts, keep referring to him as a girl."

"Whoa there, girl, calm down," Jason said.

The Pegasus looked extra infuriated at this.

"What's he saying?" Leo asked Percy.

"It doesn't work if I'm looking at them through a TV screen!" Percy said.

"So, if you'll calm down, and just try to tell me what's wrong…" Jason said. "You know, just start behaving like a proper lady should."

The hoarse reared and stomped all of its hooves on the ground hard. One look into its eyes told Jason that it was very close to trying to charge him.

"Too bad it can't talk," Frank said.

"By the way, do you know why Pegasi can't talk?" Percy asked. "It's because that when they do, their voices tend to get a little… horse!"

"Oh gods Percy," Leo said. "We're sorry about all that we did to you. Just stop making bad puns, please!'

"Another thing, I think something's wrong with its left leg," Frank said.

Jason moved around and noticed that in fact, yes, the Pegasus' left leg seemed to be injured. There was no blood and the Pegasus seemed to be able to move it, so Jason guessed that

"So, you got hurt there or something?" Jason asked.

The Pegasus whinnied.

"Well, sorry, but we don't treat hurt muscles," Jason said. "We're just a makeup group."

"Well, Jason, we don't, but you do," Frank said.

"Okay, fine, I'll have a look at it," Jason said. "We have a new form of ah, shock therapy for bruised legs."

"Hey Jason, go grab a bucket from somewhere," Percy said.

Jason was confused but managed to find a bucket.

"Now say that you can help the Pegasus, but you're going to need some of its milk as payment," Percy said.

"I can't help but wonder… would it be worse to say that to a male Pegasus or a female one?" Frank asked.

Jason took a deep breath and said, "Girl, I can help, but I'm going to want some of your milk as payment."

That's the last thing Jason remembered before he regained conscious six hours later with a hoof print on his cheek.

Result: Jason failed.

A/N: And that ends our chapter. I know, no one really got a real makeover done, eh, but maybe in the next half.

For that matter, with last time's question, I got two yes and three for no. This time's question is Frank's, is it worse to say that to a male or female Pegasus?