A.N. This chapter is mostly about Clint and Natasha babysitting five-year-old Skylar while Coulson and Natasha go out on a mission. A little bit of Clintasha fluff at the end.
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Normal families usually live in a two-story house and use a car to travel around. Normal kids don't have parents that carry guns and knives everywhere they go and don't have super assassins as aunts and uncles. And most importantly, other families actually exist.
Well, by the standards of a normal family, Skylar's one is far, far away from normal.
Skye's family mostly consists of two badass parents, a sister that doesn't exist to the rest of the world, two super assassins as aunt and uncle and a grumpy pirate. And also planes ride almost every day, computers and guns.
For the past five, ever since Skye was born, at least May or Coulson was home while the other one was home.
Today will be the first time May and Coulson go on a mission together and leave Skye with Natasha and Clint.
"Say bye to mommy and daddy," Natasha said to Skye.
The three of them were at the door saying bye to May and Coulson.
"Buh Bye, I love you," Skye said to May and Coulson while hugging them in her sweet little voice.
"Bye honey," Coulson said to Skye and gave her a kiss on the head, "Mommy and Daddy love you too."
May then glared at Natasha and Clint, "No doing it on the kitchen counter, the couch or in our bedroom, clear?"
Clint and Natasha just nodded.
"Stay out of trouble and most importantly do not drive Lola," Coulson added.
"Yes, we know," Clint said.
"We'll be fine, ok? Now go! Bye!" Natasha said quickly and pushed them out the door.
On the first three days, Clint, Natasha, and Skye have managed to eat almost everything in the house and all the junk food Clint and Natasha secretly smuggled into the house without Coulson or May knowing. There is not much left to eat at the house.
It was 1 o'clock in the afternoon on the fourth day, the two young adults and Skylar were sitting on the couch lazily eating the last pack of Doritos watching the TV.
"I miss mommy and daddy," Skye suddenly said.
"Hey, why don't we go out and do something," Clint said to Natasha.
"We could go to the mall if you want," Natasha said.
"Are we goin' to eat pizza?" Skye asked.
"Yes, now go get changed," Clint said to Skye.
Around five minutes later, Skye came back down fully dressed in a cute pair of jeans and a sky blue t-shirt and a white cardigan.
Look at herself one more time, from the mirror next to the door and see that her hair is still untied.
Skye then turned to look at Natasha, "Auntie Nat, can you help tie up my hair, please?"
"How are we going to get to the mall?" she asked Clint while Natasha is tying up her hair.
"Skye, can you keep a secret?" Natasha kneeled down to Skye's level and asked her after tying Skye's hair.
"Yes, I told you already, I am a big girl." Skye looked at Natasha dead in the eyes.
"We are going to take Lola," Clint said.
"But you need to promise us not to tell your mom and dad, ok?" Natasha continued.
"I promise," Skye said.
"Shotgun for eternity!" Skye shouted and jumped into the shotgun seat as soon as they got to the car.
"You can't say that!" Clint immediately said back.
"I can say what I want to say," Skye said and stuck her tongue out to Clint.
Clint just sigh and said, "Whatever!"
"Can we go to the ice cream shop, please?" Skye asked Natasha and Clint as soon as they went into the mall.
Natasha carried Skye up onto her hip and they started to make their way up the escalator to the food court and walked to the ice cream shop.
"I like your hair," Skye said to Natasha while playing with her hair, "they're pretty."
"Thank you, Skye," Natasha said to Skye.
When, the three of them got to the ice-cream shop and after five minutes of discussing on what flavors they want, Clint got two scoops of coffee-flavored ice-cream for himself, three scoops of triple chocolate chip ice-cream for Skye and a scoop of vanilla and caramel ice-cream for Natasha, as Natasha says just in case Skye cannot finish her ice-cream.
She was proved to be right when Skye finished two scoops of her own ice-cream and stuffed the last one to Natasha.
They were about to leave when a guy around Natasha's age approached the three of them.
"Is this seat taken?"
"What if I said yes?" Natasha replied.
He just grinned and sat down, "You're the sassy type, I like it, I'm Chase"
"Don't care," Natasha said looking back at her phone.
Natasha didn't listen to what Chase said next. She looked at Clint whose face was boiling with anger. This guy really doesn't know how to take a no for an answer, Natasha thought to herself.
"Come on, honey, I'll buy you something to drink," Chase said to Natasha while tracing his hands from her knee to the thigh, "I'll even pay for your brother and little sister."
She took his hand and twisted it and in the meantime, Clint also stood up and punched him in the face. His nose was broken and there was blood dripping down his face from the punched and Natasha was 99.9% sure that his hand was also broken.
Clint immediately picked Skye up and tried to leave, but when he turned around, he came face to face with two officers.
He looked at Natasha and Skye set down on the floor.
"You three," one of the officers said, pointing at Natasha and Clint, "bring the kid and come with me."
Around five minutes of walking later, the six of them arrived at a police outpost nearby.
Chase was sitting in a separate room being treated by a paramedic while Natasha and Clint were cuffed to a table in an interrogation room with Skye sitting quietly outside.
"Excuse me, mister officer," Skye said to the officer that just came out of the interrogation room.
"What's going to happen to auntie Nat and uncle Clint?" she asked in a sweet little voice.
"I don't know yet, but I think they are going to be alright, sweetheart." the officer answered her in a soft voice.
"Can I see them, please," Skye pouted her face and looked like she was ready to break down right on the spot.
"Of course, no problem," He said while opening the door for her, "you are such a sweet little girl."
"Thank you, mister," she smiled at the officer sweetly and hugged him.
Clint and Natasha were inside the room whispering about how they were going to grab Skye and escape, but they immediately stopped when they saw the officer open the door and Skye hugged.
"Hey honey," Natasha said to Skye as soon as she walked in and closed the door, "what happened?"
Skye just smiled widely and took out her hands from behind her back and show them the key in her hand.
"How did you get it?" Clint asked surprised.
"I'm a sweet little girl," she said and handed the keys to Natasha.
As soon as they got out of the handcuffs, Clint picked Skye up and they three got to the car and drove back home.
That night around 11 o'clock, Skye was asleep and Clint and Natasha were laying on the bed in the guest room.
"Why didn't you stop him today at the mall?" Clint asked Natasha.
"Relax, I was just teasing you," Natasha said looking at Clint, "I promise not to do it again ok?"
"Now I'm going to go take a shower," Natasha said while getting out of bed and walking into the bathroom.
A few minutes later, she poked her head out and asked Clint, "You coming?"
Clint immediately jumped up and rushed into the shower to join her.
"Coulson didn't say we can't have sex in the toilet, right?"
"Yeah, now shut up and kiss me."
Coulson and May came at nine the next morning, Clint and Natasha were already on the couch watching the TV while Skye is still sleeping upstairs in her room.
"I thought you guys aren't coming back until tomorrow," Natasha said while making her cup of coffee.
"Yeah, we finished the mission early," Coulson replied.
At around ten-thirty, Skye was woken up by the smell of chocolate chip pancakes.
"Auntie Nat?" Skye said groggily while walking down the stairs.
"Guess who came home."
At that Skye immediately looked up and saw her parents.
"MOMMY! DADDY!" Skye shouted and ran to her parents.
"Hey Honey, did you have fun?" May asked Skye while picking her up.
Knowing what Skye will most likely say next, Natasha finished her coffee immediately and shouted, "Clint, we have to go," then she looked back at Coulson and May and said, "we have to go to the triskelion."
Clint holding their bags rushed downstairs to the door and said, "Yeah what she said,"
"Mommy, we had lots of fun, we drove Lola to the mall, ate ice-cream, and auntie Nat and uncle Clint made someone bleed." Skye said while smiling sweetly, "I also stole something from the police to break auntie Nat and uncle Clint out of jail, and we drove Lola back home."
However, before May and Coulson could say or do anything, Natasha and Clint had already rushed out of the house and drove away.
Coulson just sighed and said to May, "I am never letting those two babysitting Skye ever again."
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