A/N: Thanks to I believe in nargles too, ConnorPerson, thedauntlessamity, ethanhunter72, Golden Racehorse (yup, Leo's doing swimming), Annabeth and Percy Jackson, Cheeselover, Ctenophore.D (it does seem slightly OOC for Leo to use that word, but I guess it was good), FanBoyFanatic, Cassy daughter of the moon, Trainer Azurite, Guest (thankfully the teddy bear doesn't get mentioned in this chapter), and xXBeeboXx.

Leo was up next. As expected, he had been trolled and forced to oversee the swimming part of the contest. They apparently thought it was funny, though Leo didn't think it was.

A girl walked up to Leo, and Leo guessed that this was where he was supposed to start.

"So, you're here for swimming lessons?" Leo asked.

"Well, yeah, you're the instructor?" the girl asked.

"Leo tell her that she's probably expecting you to give her some tips on actual swimming," Percy said. "And to tell her that she probably expects you to give her tips on how to practice."

"So, I bet that you want some tips on actual swimming, or on how to practice, right?" Leo asked.

"I guess," the girl said.

"Well, you're not going to give her any of that," Jason said. "Instead, you're going to tell her secrets of the trade no one else knows about."

"Well, none of that," Leo said. "I'm going to instead tell you about secrets of the trade that no one else knows about."

"Start by saying that since oil repels water, she should coat herself with it before swimming to help her float," Frank said.

"You know, how oil repels water, right?" Leo asked. "Well, then, before the contest you should just apply oil to yourself so you'll float easier."

"I… I don't think it works like that," she said.

"And now you'll review things to make her lighter, so she'll float easier," Jason said.

"But before that, we should review things that'll make you lighter, so you will float easier," Leo said. "Now listen up, because this is important."

"Tell her that she should breathe in helium before a race so she floats easier," Jason said.

Leo nearly cracked up at that, but still managed to get out, "Before a race, you should go and inhale some helium- you know, how like some deep-sea divers do? That way you'll be lighter since helium is lighter than normal air?"

The girl was seriously confused… with a look on her face that clearly said, 'Does this guy really work here?' but she said, "But wouldn't my voice sound odd though? Like really high-pitched?"

Leo shook his head. "No, uh, see, the thing is that when you take helium, that's really your normal voice, and air just makes it deeper."

"She didn't believe it," Percy said. "You can tell, Leo. So tell her that if she doesn't want to sink, she should build up as much gas as possible… by eating gassy foods."

Leo did crack up a bit at that, and only very slowly said, "You can also make yourself lighter by eating lots of gassy foods… you know, like beans, so you'll float easier."

The girl smiled and shook her head. "You can't be serious…"

"Okay, okay, my turn," Frank said. "So, tell her that to make herself lighter, she can also do it by getting rid of some unnecessary organs. Like her appendix. Or a kidney, since she has two."

"Another thing that I personally recommend," Leo said, "to make yourself weight less is to get rid of some organs that you might not need, like your appendix, or maybe one of your kidneys."

"No thanks, I need my kidneys," the girl said.

"Tell her that she only needs one functioning kidney anyway," Frank said. "And tell her that you can get the best price for her kidney on the black market and you'll only take ten percent of the commission."

"That's where you're wrong," Leo said. "And for that matter, you only need one functioning kidney." He then lowered his voice. "And uh, if you want I can um, get you the best price for your kidney on the black market- and I'll only take ten percent as commission. It's pretty low compared to what other agents will ask you for."

"And it was then, friends," Jason said. "That Leo began his life of crime as an black market organ dealer."

"No thanks," the girl said.

"Now say that too bad, looks like you won't be getting that new IPhone Seven after all," Jason said.

"Well, too bad, and I really wanted that IPhone Seven," Leo said.

"Get Android then," the girl said.

"So, now tell her that she should consider getting an operation done," Percy said. "In which they'll inflate a balloon in her stomach, which will help act as a flotation device."

"Don't they actually do a procedure like that?" Jason asked.

"Yeah, but that's for weight loss," Frank said.

"Um, then what we can do is insert a balloon into your stomach which will be filled with gas, so it'll help act as a flotation device," Leo said.

"I think they do that to lose weight, not for that though," the girl said.

"Look at her up and down and tell her that she could use some of that too," Frank said.

Leo looked her up and down and said, "I hate to tell you this, but you could use some of that too."

"She's already fine!" Jason said. "You guys do deserve to go to Tartarus."

"Oh mah gawd, Jason," Frank said, trying to imitate Leo's voice. "Too soon! I'm so offended!"

Leo turned around where the girl couldn't hear him and whispered, "I don't sound like that, you idiot!"

"So tell her there's another procedure that's just come out," Percy said. "In which you can install a small oxygen cylinder in her body to improve her lung capacity."

"Well, if you're not interested in that," Leo said, "there's this thing where we put a small oxygen cylinder in your body."

"How would you refill that?" the girl asked, giggling.

"Uh, you just do, it's connected to your lungs," Leo said lamely.

"Then why call it an oxygen cylinder, doofus?"

"But that wouldn't work!" the girl said, grinning.

"Tell her that there's a plastic surgery procedure which will make her look like a mermaid," Frank said.

"I know this other thing in which they can make you look like a mermaid," Leo said.

"But you can't really swim fast, you just look like one," Frank added.

"But you can't really swim faster, you just sort of look like one," Leo said.

"Your ideas are getting more useless over time," the girl said. "And how would I do the other segments then?"

"Yeah," Leo said, blushing. "I guess that is pretty stupid."

Result: Leo got a 4/10.

Next up was Jason, and he was just sort of standing there. In the gym. No specialization whatsoever.

"So Jason," Leo said. "I heard that you were the kind of kid that was always bullied on in school and had no friends and was a total loser?"

"I think you're talking about yourself, Leo," Jason said.

"BURN!" Percy and Frank said.

"Yes, well I'm assuming that you know what imaginary friends are?" Leo asked.

"Yeah, so?" Jason asked.

"Well, you're going to have one for the entire session," Leo said.

"Wait, so you're telling me I have an imaginary friend right here?" Jason asked.

"No, no, you have an imaginary assistant," Percy said. "And make sure to reference him throughout the entirety of the session."

Leo gasped. "Really Percy? Did you just assume that imaginary friend's gender right there?"

Jason shook his head.

"Come one, show us what it's like in Jason's Home For Imaginary Friends," Frank said.

A newbie came up to Jason and said, "Are you the trainer."

"Yes," Jason said.

"Now introduce him to your assistant," Leo said.

"And here's my assistant," Jason said, moving his hands in the air towards nothing. "His name is uh, Jeeves."

"Dude, Jeeves doesn't even sound like a real name," Percy said.

"And what would he have named him then?" Leo asked. "Bob?"

"Of course," Percy said. "Bob is the greatest name in the universe. It is timeless, it is ancient, it is wisdom and greatness manifested, it is BOB."

"Who?" the guy asked and turned around to look at where Jason was pointing.

"Oh, Jeeves, he's right here," Jason said and pointed in the air again.

The guy looked at Jason as if he was unsure of whether or not Jason was sane.

"So, what do you need?" Jason asked. "Jeeves and I are here to help you- but Jeeves has a habit of not talking too much so don't mind him."

"I was here to start training for fitness," the guy said. "Like I need to get back into shape." He kept a wary eye at whatever Jason was pointing at.

"Okay, we'll get started with the basics then," Jason said. "Now, the running segment is usually, uh, the easiest and where you should probably start off with before you go onto swimming and cycling."

"Jason show him how to use a treadmill," Leo said. "But have Jeeves show him how to properly use a treadmill."

"Okay, let's start you off on a treadmill instead of running outside," Jason said. "Jeeves doesn't like it outside. Now, most people get running on a treadmill wrong, so we'll have Jeeves do it and show you how it's done."

Jason then turned on the treadmill and backed up. "So, you can see Jeeves running right now. Make sure to pay attention to how he swings his arms- that's important. Remember that."

"Can you just look at the look on the guy's face?" Percy asked.

"That has to be one of the best things ever," Leo said.

"Now, that's enough of that," Jason said.

"Now do the same thing with push-ups," Percy said.

"Now, you might not know it, but you need a good bit of upper body strength, so let's see some push-ups," Jason said. "Now, remember, that it's all about the technique, so let's see Jeeves do it."

Jason backed away and began staring at a part of the floor intently. He then took a look at the treadmill, which was still on and said, "Come on Jeeves, you should turn it off once you're done with it." He then went and turned the thing off himself.

The guy glanced around as if he was considering seriously just running away from there.

"Ask Jeeves what's happening as if he just got up from there suddenly," Leo said.

"What's that Jeeves?" Jason suddenly asked.

"Say that Jeeves wants to go for a drink of water," Percy said. "No- no, don't say it, act like it."

"What? You want a break? You're thirsty?" Jason asked.

"What's he saying?" the guy asked.

"Tell him that he's not even looking at Jeeves," Leo said. "And then redirect him to where Jeeves is."

"What are you doing man? You're not even looking at him, he's over there," Jason said, waving his hand vaguely in the air."

"Dude, I think you just pointed to half the gym," Percy said. "Is Jeeves a giant or something?"

"An invisible giant," Frank said. "I'd say it'd make a good Disney movie, but probably wouldn't."

"Tell him he can have a drink once he finishes this training session," Leo said. "And call him out on how he's been drinking so much he's been running to the bathroom every five minutes."

"Well guess what, Jeeves," Jason said. "You can't get another water break. You're already running to the bathroom every five minutes. We finish this training session first and you get your drinking and peeing break later."

"Too much information man," the guy said.

"Now pretend that Jeeves ran away anyway and run after him," Percy said.

"Oh wait, no you don't Jeeves, no you don't," Jason said. He turned to the guy and said, "I can't believe he ran for it, just wait here while I tell him whose boss."

Jason then ran after the guy at full speed, or to be more accurate at nothing.

Result: Jason got a 5/10.

A/N: With everyone except Jason getting a negative point, it means that Percy is the big loser this time.

And if you're wondering... yeah, I know that Frank hasn't gotten punished yet. I kind of planned for him to lose this round but it ended up like this.

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