Chapter Three: The Interrogation

Shacow slammed his masculine hairy fist on the table in the interrogation room, deep in the bowels of the Boston City Police Department, SOnic sitting with his big boy feet up on the same table, chili dog in hand.

"Alright hog, let's shave the bullshit, where were you on the night of last night?" The darker hedgehog brooded as he put the thick cigar in his mouth and tipped his black fedora.

Sonic took a long, succulent bite form his chili dog, smirking but saying nothing as he feasted.

"I want answers, dammit!" Shadow swiped in furry with his big fist and slapped the chili dog out of Sonic's moist grasp.

"Hehe… I thought this case looked pretty cut and dry, darkie. I don't know why you're wasting your sweet time on little old me… Though I'm not actually that little." SOnic winked at the female police officer standing in the corner of the shadowy room. SHe blushed like a little girl on her first trip to the park where the homeless man shows her his pot o' gold.

"Uwu," said the woman officer, and did a blush at Sonic and his manly man-ness. He did finger guns at her and she came a little bit, her boobs shivering in the horny.

"Get her out of here!" Shadow snarled at his dark guard like a wolf tiger, "We don't need a horny woman in this establishment - there's TOO MUCH at stake!"

The drippy sweaty excited woman was then promptly escorted out of the room by the big strong-looking man Bubbles from Lilo and Stitch, the Movie (2002).

"If you won't talk, we have other ways of checking where you were… Why don't we have a look at your Google account, huh?" Shadow smirked with the knowing; there's no way the bastard could wiggle his wormy way out of this hole.

"What? Google account?" Sonic said with a big surprise, looking up and giving Shadoo the satisfaction of knowing he was onto something, "Well, sorry to disappoint, buddy. Hehe - I use Bing, of course."

"You SON OF A BITCH." Shadow crushed the table in front of him with big strong, spilling his decaf cofefe all over the carpet. That'll stain the carpet.

Sonic continued to look smug like the sneaky little hoggy man he is, Shadow thought to himself as he wiped his brow with his hankerchief.

"Alright, cut the crap speedster, THree dead bodies and you survive? Sounds kinda like bullshit to me." Shaowd growled like a bad doggy, no treats for him.

"I guess shit happens and I got lucky," Sonic sighed, lookiing a touch bit sad as he looked to the stars he couldn't see becuz there was a roof and no windows.

"This is retarded" Shahadow humphed and crumpled up in his chair and crossed his arms, spitting out his illegal tabcco, "All of your friends are dead... you got some fat balls to act like this, huh?"

"Heh, I thought we were friends Shadow" the blur snorted like an elephant with a headcold and poured himself a glass of self-serve water.

"High school was a long time ago, speedster…." the black one broodingly turned away in slight remorse.

The low buzzing of the flourescent lights droned on in their ears, Sonic's feet jiggling with the tunes in his head.

"There's one thing that doesn't add up, Sonniic, and that's the peculiar behavior of Miles Tails the Fox Prower Hedgehog the First before his supposed… activities last night."

"Oh, do explain Shawdo, I love a good mystery." Sonic leaned back in his chair like a smug relaxed chode.

"Not only did Tails apparently stabbed himself in the doorway of his room before throwing himself out the window, but he also let blood get on his fully constructed Lego Star Wars Death Star set. Seems a little suspicious, wouldn't you agpee?"

"I think you and I both know Tails is - I mean was… a huge fuckin weeb. I bet he was trying to commit uhhhh sudoku or something like those japs do." Sonic trailed his thoughts out in front of his black counterpart, "And about the fully constructed Lego Star Wars Death Star set… I believe that he could have used it as a way to set up one of his potential murders, and who knows? It could've been a trap for me."

"You seem to have given this a whole lotta thot, huh? Almost like you're tryin' to come up with excuses." Shadow did a shoadow move.

"Lol nah," Sonic shrugged, looking a bit irritate from Shadwow's prodding words and dark energy, "I'm just spittin my balls here my dude, shouldn't you be asking me personal questions rather than suspect-y questions? Quick tuggin on my knob here, roller skate boy."

"Sonic...you ARE the suspect. In my eyes, that is. Those dumb coppers think Tails really DID do everything he "said" in his suidide note. Now, if you don't gimme some straight answers FAST, I'm gonna -"

At that moment, the door opened and none other than the Chaotix walked in, or, in Charmy Bee's gay case, buzzed in. Espio scoffed and shook his freaky fucking lizard head, saying in his british voice,

"Shadow, I think you've had your fun. Let the real detectives sort this out. You haven't been on the force since June of last year."

"Chaotix… I should've known you dumb shits would be on this case." Shawod shadow'ed as he begrudingly go up to shake their hands because he was forced to by the law of the PI world.

Vector opened his big boy crocodile mouth.

"Not much of a 'case', huh Shitow? Pretty open and shut by the looks of it. We got our child homo lunatic, and thank God Sonic is still alive. I'm a huge fan, y'know"

SOnic winked and put up a peace sign like a weeaboo. "Heh, I'm a big fan of your work too uhhh, Vex my boy, great job on the Zodiac killer case!"

"Well, HAHA - it was quite easy to catch 'em… he was my mom!" Vector screamed out his joke with a big man laugh that shook the world.

They all shared a warm and hearty laugh. It really was his mom.

"Good times, eh?" Espio slithered and giggled like a schoolgirl, "So, um, S-Sonic-senpai…..Can I have your signature? My school is doing a field trip and I need parental consent to go... P-please sign here, I-I wanna go."

"Heh, sure thing you sweet purple boy! Come 'ere!" Sonic smiled WIDE, a little too wide, and beckoned Espio over as the reptile's knees went almost weak as he shuffled over blushingly to his blue idol with the document in question. Sonic signed and Espio went all doki doki.

"This is bullshit." Shadow wheelied out of the room, a slap on his ass coming from Vector. "I'll be out in the field, doing true detective work instead of sucking off the prime suspect's slimy cock."

"Wait, Shadow! I..!" Charmy bee cried out and reached out to Shadwah like a gay little girl. Pathetic.

Shadow zoomed out of the interrogation room, looking back through the ass and seeing them all laughing like a fucking comedy crew while Espio got on his knees before Sonic. Whipping out his Samsung Galaxy s10e, Shadow called a number as he rock n' rolled out of the station.

"Hey, egghead. Got some news on your daughter." he brooded into the technology communication box.

"Shadow, this isn't a good time, I just perfected my new Rogue the Bat Sex Bot and I'm getting antsy in my pantsies. Don't ask questions why I'm making it. Make it snappy." Shdaow used his powerful ears to hear what the fat pervert gay asshole was gaying over the phone.

"The big suspect right now is none other than an old friend of yours… Sonic the hedgehog. The bad news is I don't have any proof, looks like I'll have to pull out the big guns." Shadow narrowed his eye, blinking once and then using his big gloved hand to wipe his whole face out of exhaustion and other feelings that were too deep to describe.

"SONIC IS NOT MY FRIEND, OKAY?" Egghead was being tsundere again, jesus.

"Okay, whatever you say. Sheesh," Big shacow lit his new vape gun and took a big swig, "What I'm saying is that we may have to pull out all the stops we have on this case, like some incriminating evidence robots or something, whatever you can. Also,when are you paying me, you owe me like 10,000 dollars at least."

"I'll give you the money soon! Just tell me if you've made any progress and leave me the hell alone! Milady is waiting…" Eggman's tone turned slightly hot. Ew.

"Gross. Progress, you say? Let's just say we've made little to none, the blur is being a cunt as always. But I feel like I have the power to take him down, if you know what I mean." Shadow fisted his hand into a fisted as he felt determined.

"Okay cool story bro k byeeeeee." Egghead hung up fast. And fast reminds Sahdwo of Sonic. And Sonic makes Shadow anrgy and edgy.

Shadow hung up the phone just like his hung pp. SLiding it into his leather jacket pocket, he pulled out a thick cigar and chewed on it like a doggo chews on his owner's sausages. He knew he wasn't going to get anywhere by playing by the rules - sonic was too quick for that kinda startegy. It looked like he had to pull out the big guns…

For a moment, a phantom apparition appeared behind Whadow, he wanked rally fast yet again, before fading into the night. Shadoowowwowo beeped his car button and slid like a slippery wet serpent into the driver's seat before driving like a batman intp the night into the darkness of Boston city. Spitting his cigar out of the window, hitting a child and possibly giving him a concussion, SHadow muttered one dark broody thing under his breath before accererating into the shadows:

" 市内の犯罪_Crimes in the City… let's go fuck him in the ass… up."

End of Chapter Thre3