(During a battle for the rocket ship lighthouse in Goopy Gully)
The zombies were protecting the light house rocket ship from the plants so Zomboss can launch it into space. One of the Zombies was Electric Slide. She is new to being a female zombie fighter, other than that, She wanted to bring back disco.
Electric Slide: Come on guys! Defend the rocket. I do NOT want to get yelled at Zomboss.
Electric Slide loved to throw plants off the side with the funky bouncer and escape when she's hurt really bad with outta fight, needless she loved her abilities and powers.
The battle raged on. Out of the corner of her eye was a very handsome zombie doing a rocket ride on a group of Acorns and Nightcaps. The Zombies name was: 80s action hero.
Electric Slide had a weird feeling in her undead heart that she never felt before, both do admire each other, but never had the chance to talk to each other, her friends had dates but she never got the chance, she had a nervous feeling that the date would make fun of her afro.
Electric Slide: One and a half minutes guys. Lets go!
Out of nowhere a Peashooter snuck around the right and chili beaned half of her entire team, but she survived and was ready to avenge her allies.
Electric Slide: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I will rip off your peapod dick off and feed it to you. BRING IT ON!
Peashooter: For Crazy Dave!!!
The two fought but ES was losing bad and her outta fight was on cooldown. The Peashooter pinned her down to the ground, she knew she was going to die.
Peashooter: Any last words?
Electric Slide: Fuck you...
Peashooter: Typical undead Zombie tal-OW!
Peashooter got shot by three tiny arrows and turn around to see 80s action hero with a HUGE can't missile launcher.
80s hero: Hello! Ever had the taste of rockets?
Peashooter: Wha?
80s Action hero fired the can't missiles and blew Peashooter to smithereens. Plant guts and green matter was in that spot.
Electric Slide was on the ground trying to get back up, until 80s hero reached his hand out.
80s hero: Need help up, beautiful? It's hard to get up on roller skates anyway.
80s hero up close was the most handsomest sight she seen, the hair, the eyes, the voice, he had a VERY beautiful voice.
80s hero: Ma'am?
ES: Ohhh! Sorry. I thought I was going to die to that Peashooter.
80s hero: All to save a pretty zombie like you.
Electric Slide blushed, she never had compliments from other zombies, all they wanted was brains and brains.
Electric Slide grabbed his hand and got back up her feet. She looked at the launch time, 40 seconds are left to go.
Electric Slide: Thank you.
80s hero: No problem. I hate to see female zombies die. LOOK OUT A CHOMPER!
80s hero shot his bow blaster at the chomper, but the chomper was running at them FAST!
Chomper: (angry growl) Sweaty Zombie feet! MMMMM!!!
Electric Slide had to save him. She tossed her funky bouncer and the Chomper was carried off the edge and fell into the water was vanquished.
Chomper: RRRRRAAAAAAUUGH
80s hero: No girl zombie ever saved me. Thank you.
Electric Slide: I am returning the favor. Chompers are nasty.
80s hero: I like you. After this. Want to go out?
Electric Slides zombie heart skipped a beat after he said that and replied "yes!"
80s hero: Uno Taco at 7 o'clock.
Zomboss on speaker: Rocket launch in... 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
The lighthouse rocket ship launched into space and the zombies were cheering.
(Later)
Electric Slide was ecstatic for a date with a handsome zombie.
Space Cadet: Hello? Electric Slide? You there?
Electric Slide: Ahh! Space Cadet! What do you need?
Electric Slide and Space Cadet have been good friends since they joined the Z-army.
Space Cadet: I was checking on you. Im just surprised the 80s action hero asked you out.
Electric Slide: He saved me from a Peashooter, and I saved him from a Chomper. He was very surprised I saved him, usually he saves the girl.
Space Cadet: Your lucky.
Electric Slide got finished with looking her best.
Electric Slide: How do I look?
Space Cadet: Like a sleeping curled up yeti imp
Electric Slide: Thanks!
Space Cadet: No problem! Have a good date, Slidey!
Electric Slide went to the Uno Taco and found 80s hero in a booth for two.
80s hero: Hello there! Beautiful!
Electric Slide: Hey!
Electric Slide sat in the booth and a Conehead zombie waiter came to take their order.
Conehead waiter: Helo welcom too Un o Tako! Wut wood U lake too oar durr.
Both zombies looked at the menu which only had one taco.
80s hero: Ill take the Uno taco with brains.
Electric Slide: I will have a brains Uno taco as well.
Conehead waiter: Tank U! Thuh zhef iz un Imp. But he haz mean tako macking skilz.
The Conehead waiter went to the kitchen to give the imp chef the order.
80s hero: Why do you always stare at me when we are getting ready for a battle?
Electric Slide was worried about the answer she was going to say, but she did not want to lie to the handsome zombie.
Electric Slide: You are different from the other zombies. You are unique with explosives.
80s hero: Ohh. Thank you! It was hard to be where I am. The muscles, the training, the one-liners. Zomboss academy training really pays off.
Electric Slide: I heard its super hard to get in there.
80s hero: It is. How did you do your training?
Electric Slide: Training? Pah! A disco zombie teaches all who want to be groovy. His voice is so annoying, its like a Sunflower shot at his balls over and over a thousand times.
80s hero: I knew I was not the only one who thought his undead balls did not drop.
both the zombies laughed and asked more questions about themselves to each other.
Electric Slide: So... How do you not let zombie girls chase you?
80s hero: I use my voice and my looks. Makes em faint.
Electric Slide: I see. All the other zombies do is eyeball me.
80s hero: Why?
Electric Slide: I think my afro... or the idea of a female zombie fighting. I just ignore them.
80s hero: Hey. You be you. I think you are perfect.
Electric Slide blushed and 80s hero noticed it.
80s hero: Your cute when you blush.
Electric Slide had no way to react to his words than to kiss him. To 80s hero was... very shocking (literally)
80s hero: Wow! You did not tell me about your lips being electric as well
The Conehead waiter came back with the tacos.
Conehead waiter: Hear ur takos. Hav a wundurfol dee.
80s hero and Electric Slide: Thank you!
Both of the zombies dug in their greasy brain tacos and paid for their meal and left a 25 zombuck tip.
Electric Slide: Thank you for the date. I was happy to find you.
80s hero: No problem. I am happy I'm not Chomper poop.
Both of them laughed the event.
Electric Slide: Want to come over to my place?
80s hero: I have never been asked that by a girl zombie. But yes! I would love to go!
Both zombies went to Electric Slides and Space Cadets shared house.
Inside the house was split in two. One side was disco themed, the other space themed.
80s hero: Wow. Nice place.
Electric Slide: My friend is not here. So... We have the place all to ourselves.
Both zombies went to the bedroom and sat on the disco themed bed and made out.
(LEMON WARNING)
80s hero grabbed ES on the shoulders and head and pulled her in a very deep passionate kiss. Electric Slide never went this far into dating.
Electric Slide: Wait...
80s hero: Something wrong?
Electric Slide: I never... What do you call the Plant version of this? Pollinate?
80s hero was surprised that she was a virgin zombie.
80s hero: Ohhh. Its okay. all zombies do it. Do you want me to go first?
Electric Slide: Yes...
80s hero took off his jacket and shirt, showing his undead rock hard abs. He then later took off his pants and single shoe. The only thing left was his dirty missile underwear.
80s hero: You want to go next? It's ok. I can wait.
Electric Slide shyfully agreed and slowly took off her roller skate boots and purple jacket with her electric backpack off, then later took off her electric visor glasses and pants and pink shirt off. She only had a disco bra and panties on.
80s hero: You... are... gorgeous!
Electric Slide blushed again.
80s hero: You want me to be naked first?
Electric Slide: No. I'll go.
80s: Whatever you want.
Electric Slide took off her bra and panties to show her nude body to 80s action hero. Electric Slides boobs and vagina were still good for zombie standards.
80s hero: Are you ready?
Electric Slide: Yes.
80s hero took off his underwear and his dick was hard.
Electric Slide bent over and sucked his dick, which made the 80s action hero moan.
80s hero: Ooohh! Your lips are smooth like a zombie foot soldier's dance.
Electric Slide continued bobbing her head to his zombie meat, the pace getting faster and faster. Until he had to (wal)nut.
80s hero: ELECTRIC SLIDE! I'M CUMMING! AAAAHHH!!!
80s hero nutted into her mouth. Electric Slide got a half mouth full of zombie nut.
80s hero: OH SHIT. I am so sorry. I could not hold it.
Electric Slide hushed 80s hero and hugged him.
80s hero: Your not mad?
Electric Slide: No. I had it "coming" to me. As I said, I am new to this.
80s hero: Want to do it the normal way?
Electric Slide: Yes.
80s hero layed himself on the bed and Electric Slide climbed on top of him.
80s hero: You ready? Because I am going to take your virginity.
Electric Slide: Yes.
80s hero: I have a secret to tell you before we do this.
Electric Slide: Hmm?
80s hero: Im a virgin too...
Electric Slide: Take me...
80s hero lowered ES on his zombie cock and popped her undead cherry. The blood did not stop them.
Electric Slide: (moaning) Oooohh... Ouch.
80s hero: Sorry.
Both zombies were picking up the pace and their hands were going everywhere.
80s hero: Your tits and ass are so soft like a Rose's head.
Electric Slide: Hero... I'm cumming.
80s hero: I am too. I love you, Electric Slide.
Electric Slide: I love you, Action hero.
Both zombies: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
80s hero climaxed into Electric Slides wet zombie pussy and both were super tired after a very long night.
Electric Slide: Goodnight, My action 80s hunk.
80s hero: Goodnight, My electric disco beauty.
(In another room)
Space Cadet: She finally done it! I'm so happy for her! What do you say boy?
Zasa drone: "rolls single eye"
Space Cadet: Hey! Maybe one day you will find a beautiful female zombot.
Zasa drone: "angry whirrs and beeps"
Space Cadet: Okay Grumpy Stumpy. Bet me slapping you made you angry.
Zasa drone: "nod"
Space Cadet: Thats explainable.
The end of this chapter
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