(The entire chapter is a LEMON)

(Town Center in Neighborville)

The scared human residents in Neighborville hid in their houses, hoping that the plants would get rid of the zombie problem. The zombies were still too stupid to not figure out how to open doors yet by turning the knob.

Among the zombies were an All-Star and an Engineer, they been best friends ever since the first Garden Warfare. They always hung out, ate brains, and had naughty, dirty, disgusting plans with the female plants.

All-star: Hey Zage. Wanna find some female plant pussy to drain our Gargantuar-sized zombie loads into?

Engineer: You know it Zsycho! Im itching to find a Rose. Its something about their bodies and their overall appearance.

All-star: You know Roses have thorns all over their body right.

Engineer: I know... But think about the soft petal pussy.

All-star: Mmm. I see. Maybe after this. I have a plan.

Engineer: What is it?

All-star: You'll see. It will get us delicious brains.

Engineer: Let's fuck some bitch plant puss buddy!

Both zombies wondered the streets and only found Corn, Snapdragons, Peashooters, and citrons. No girl plants at all.

Zage: Damn... I was hoping for some plant puss.

Zsycho: (sigh) Might as well kill these male pla-LOOK OUT!

A Chomper appeared out of nowhere and engaged the zombie friends. Both were running until they hit a dead end (literally) and scared for their undead lives.

Chomper: RRRRAAAAAUGGH!!!

Zage: We are going to die. Goodbye Zsycho. You will always be my zom-bro. I cant believe I did not fuck a Rose.

Zsycho: Goodbye Zage. All to fuck plant bitches. Im getting a weird hard-on thinking about it.

Zage: Me as well. We died with boners. DAMN IT.

The Chomper stopped and sniff the zombies faces and sniffed downwards to their pants. Then noticed their boners.

Chomper: What? Zombies with hard-ons? Im... feeling... weird. I want to taste those zom-dongs.

Zage: Hey Zsycho...

Zsycho: Yes Zage?

Zage: This Chomper is female...

Zsycho: How do you know?

Zage: Male Chompers are purple and have thicker leaves and vines. Females are lighter pink and have rounder leaves, like Chompzilla, but smaller.

The Chomperette bit their pants and ripped them off. The Chomper licked her lips and choose who to suck.

Chomper: Athlete or thicc dick? I like the taste of sweat. So... the All-stars looks sweaty.

Zsycho: Uh oh.

The Chomper spat a spikeweed at Zage and went to town on Zsycho. He was both terrified and enjoying it.

Zage: Ahh! OUCH! Do I have to watch? Please don't kill him.

Chomper: You are next... Enjoy the show.

Zsycho: Oooohhh... YEAH!

The Chomper wrapped her long tongue around the zombies green sausage and bobbed her head to have it deep in her purple throat-hole.

Zsycho: Never thought I would get head from a Chomper before I die.

Zage: Are you enjoying that?

Zsycho: Fuck yes dude! They don't have big mouths for giving head and eating us for a reason.

Zage: I want to... have a turn. Hey Ms. Chomper, When am I going get some?

Chomper: When I get "seed".

Zage: Damn it. This could take a very long time.

The Chomper continued sucking Zsychos dick until he needed to nut.

Zsycho: IM CUMMING!!!

Chomper: Give me it all!!!

Zsycho blew a load the size of Superbrainz into the Chompers mouth, she positively swallowed it and turned her head to Zage.

Chomper: Stay here All-star. I'm going for your friend.

Zsycho: Please don't hurt him.

Chomper: Do not worry. I always wondered what a zombie Engineer's sausage looks like.

Zage: Ill do anything... Just please don't bite my dick off.

The Chomper spat a spikeweed at Zsycho and held him in place.

Zsycho: OUCH! I see what you mean by this hurts.

Chomper: QUIET!!! I am going to drain your friend.

Zsycho: Sorry...

Chomper: Ready fat boy?

Zage: Mmm... Yes.

The Chomper pulled down his pants and wrapped her long tongue around his surprisingly girthy dick. Zage moaned to the soft tongue playing with his big zombie cock.

Zage: Oohhhh! Chompers do the best blowjobs. You were right!

Zsycho: Hey! The bigger the mouth, the sloppier the blowjob.

Chomper: Give me your "seeds" NOW fat boy.

Zage climaxed a Z-mech sized load into the hungry Chompers mouth and she swallowed every morsel. The Chomper wanted more zombie nut.

Chomper: MORE! MORE! MORE!

Zsycho got out of his spikeweed trap and negotiated with the sex hungry Chomper.

Zsycho: Hey! If we give you enough of our zombie jizz. Will you let us live?

Chomper: YES! FUCK ME ZOMBIES! FUCK ME NOW!!!

Zage: She changed from curious Chomper to sex-hungry Chomper. Lets give her a Gargantuar-sized load buddy.

Zsycho: Best damn idea you ever thought of Zage!

The zombies tackled the lustful Chomper and penetrated both of her wet root holes.

Zsycho: Zage... Why are you fucking her ass?

Zage: Im... curious... about the other hole... got a problem?

Zsycho: No... Just... its... kinda gross.

Zage: Said the guy who stuck his face mid-fight in Blight-caps enormous mushroom rack.

Zsycho: Hey! Who wouldn't want to do that?

Chomper: QUIET! DON'T CUM IN MY HOLES. CUM IN MY GIANT PURPLE MOUTH!

The zombies were very close to climaxing. They followed the Chompers need and blasted their Zombot 9000 sized load in the Chompers mouth. She passed out due to all the sex. Zage and Zsycho quietly left and returned to their hangout area near the well with the weird guy stuck deep in it.

Zage: I thought that Chomper would kill us, not suck us... BUT FUCK, it was so good.

Zsycho: Hey. At least we fucked super wet plant pussy!

Zage: Yeah... So uh... What was your plan about getting brains?

Zsycho: AHHH! I LITERALLY ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT! Thank you for reminding me about that. Follow me Zage.

Zage: Alright buddy...

Zage and Zsycho went to the out of shape humans house and knocked on the door.

Oosh: What? Zombies? Im safe in my house. No brains for you! Im exercising. Go away!

Zsycho: Think again you stupid ass motherfucker.

Zsycho tackled the door down and surprised Zage, that he dropped his weapon.

Zsycho: Zage, throw your bullhorn swarm to stun him.

Zage: ...

Zsycho: Zage?

Zage: Ooh crap. I'm sorry. You destroying the door froze me. Bullhorn swarm! HEEYAH!

Zage threw the megaphone in and stunned the human where he couldn't run.

Oosh: Ooooohhhh. What? How? I thought zombies were the dumbest things ever.

Zsycho: Not these two, you dumbass!

Zage: Damn right!

Oosh: AHHH! DONT EAT MY BRAINS PLEASE!

Zsycho and Zage lunged at the human and destroyed his scalp and ate his tasty brain. Both zombies were happy so much happened in a single day.

Zage: That was so delicious!

Zsycho: Sure was! Survived a Chomper, fucked her, ate tasty brains! What else would made this day better?

Zage: Me fucking a Rose...

Zsycho: Maybe one day buddy.

Both zombies high-fived each other and returned back to Zomboss factory in Giddy park.

The end of this chapter

Another chapter done! You might be thinking, Female Chomper how? BFN says your character can be female with certain cosmetics. Hope y'all enjoyed it. Follow me on Twitter! @SageDk97.

This chapter would not be possible without my best friend Psychonide! You can follow him on Twitter as well! @Psychonide1