(Dave Manor at Giddy Park)
Dave Manor has been quiet after Dave sent his group of plant defenders to Town Center. One of the plants was a shy fighter who wanted a mate, but he did not know how the whole "mating" process will go. This plant is a red Snapdragon who's name is: Crimson.
Crimson was usually quiet and supported his fellow plants. He was usually kind and help any plant that came to him and asked for help. He sadly got bullied cause he could not find a mate. His shyness always made him ran away in fear. He hopes to find a mate today.
Crimson: (sigh) What will Dave assign me to today? It is very lonely at this manor without the other plant fighters. Might play the giant piano to pass the time.
Crimson went to the giant piano room to pass time. He jumped on some keys and noticed a dry clear green goop in a corner. He got closer and investigated it.
Crimson: Weird. What is this stuff? Looks like... Chomper goop but its not. I wonder what it tastes like? Hope its sweet...
Crimson scoop some goop with his leaf and tasted it, it tasted like sweet honey candy. He then realised one thing.
Crimson: This... is... Strange goop... Curiosity really got me.
Crimson left the piano room and went to the gnome Rux. Rux has been a friend to both plants and zombies, he always sold very rare items to both factions.
Crimson: Hello Rux, how's your business been doing? Got any new customers?
Rux: Hey Crimson! My business has been good. I just sold a gesture to a Scientist, he wanted to sing to his friends. Little did he know, he sounds like a dying seagull that has not hit puberty. Ho ho la!
Crimson: Have you seen any other plants here?
Rux: No. I only seen sky and the same two building interiors. Sorry my red friend. Loo loo so.
Snapdragon: Thanks Rux!
Rux: Happy to help! Fa la lee!
Crimson was about to give up until he heard the loudspeaker.
Dave: Crimson the Snapdragon, report to my office, Crimson the Snapdragon. Wait? What is crimson? Criminal son? Better be careful! Wait? OH NO! This thing is still on... Uh forget that last part. I said I have a cheese statue of a waffle.
Crimson heard the loudspeaker and was surprised that he was called to get a job to defend a section of Neighborville.
Crimson: Finally! An activity! Hope its a Patrol! Defending one spot is boring when the dumb zombies shuffle very slowly.
Crimson went to Crazy Dave's office and was sweating to hear what Dave will assign him to.
Crimson: Hello Dave?
Dave: Crimson! Have a seat in the chair in front of my desk. Wait... Why do I have 2 chairs? Wonder why I called you here?
Crimson: To assign me to a job?
Dave: Wowee! You be right! You will be on a patrol. Mount Steep needs more defenders, nobody wanted to go. I think it might be the desert environment. Why complain about a dessert? Sounds tasty!
Crimson was excited to hear that he will go on a patrol. One thing did bother him, will he have a squad leader or will it be a solo patrol.
Crimson: Is someone going to join me on the patrol?
Dave: You will be alone, but, there will be a superior plant watching you. She's a few screws looser than mine, if you make her angry. Be careful she hides like one of those trashcan zombots. Call her: Majesty. Considering your a dragon plant... She LOVES dragons. Good luck, Crimson. Now to that cheese waffle statue!
Crimson: Thank you sir!
Crimson went to his great friend, Corn to inform him about what Dave told him.
Crimson: Hey Corn! How's my favorite cereal grain?
Corn: Dave got you a job.
Crimson: How did you know?
Corn: Dave usually calls plants to his office when offering jobs.
Crimson: Have you heard of a plant named: Majesty?
Corn: I have. She can hide really well and play with your mind.
Crimson: Sounds like she is a rouge plant. What kind of plant is she? A Nightcap?
Corn: I only heard that she could be a Cactus. Watch out for her. She likes to be wild...
Crimson: Wait? Wild? What do you mean, Corn?
Corn walked away, Crimson tried to keep up, but the owner of the wagon train called out its departure from Dave Manor.
Sir Victor-Ian: The wagon train to Mount Steep leaves in 3 minutes. I repeat, the wagon train leaves in 3 minutes.
Crimson: Damn... Better hurry.
Crimson hopped aboard the train and was taken to Mount Steep, the olde historic mining mountain town in Neighborville. Crimson wanted to explore the mining town and its stores but he had a job to do, he did not want to fail Dave. Crimson pulled out a list of objectives for his patrol job.
Crimson: Lets see... Check for zombies in mine entrance, Clear zombies at the front sign of the town, Find Majesty... Why? Dave said that she watches but hides, how am I going to find her?
Crimson looked deep at the list and found tiny words...
Crimson: You are the bait? Will she show up if I find a tough zombie and save the day? Weird thing for Dave to say, I thought he loved all his plants.
Crimson went to the mine entrance and found a couple of TV heads lead by a robo-soldier.
Robo-soldier: INTRUDER ALERT! Dragon plant intruder. Cheese mines belong to the Z-army.
Crimson attacked the TV heads and the robo-soldier pointed his gun at him and was stopped by a mysterious powerful force.
Robo-soldier: L-low... B-battery... Z-tech's infinity... battery... lied... to... u-us...
The robo-soldier collapsed to the ground powerless, which confused Crimson.
Crimson: How? I did not touch the robot zombie? Could this be the work of Majesty?
Crimson looked at the next thing to do on his list.
Crimson: Check the town's front gate. Easy! Should be a couple of zombies without a hero.
Crimson went to the gate and found 2 Tv heads and 2 plain browncoats. He dispatched the common zombies easy.
Crimson: This is easy! I should ask Dave for a challenge next time. Now... to find Majesty. Maybe the plants at the little fort will know... hopefully.
Crimson went to the towns fort and asked around.
Crimson: Have you heard of a plant named Majesty?
Western Chomper: Sorry little dragon partner. I only know about hay and hay bales.
Crimson asked another plant who runs the store.
Crimson: Do you know a plant named Majesty?
Sargent Peel: I know a Majesty!
Crimson: Really! Where is she?
Sargent Peel: On my handsome orange face! This beard and mustache is majestic.
Crimson: Darn it... Not helpful.
Sargent Peel: Did you know that, age is just a number sprout.
Crimson: Yeah. I am staying away from you creepy orange.
Crimson asked one last plant. But the major problem is, the last plant was a female plant. His shyness was taking form.
Crimson: H-hi. My n-name is... C-crimson. I... I am l-looking for a p-plant named M-majesty.
Desert Rose: Majesty... I know that name. I have not heard that name in a long time.
Crimson: Really! Wait... Y-your not t-tricking me? C-correct?
Desert Rose: No, of course not. I am not one of those fancy magic Roses. I was born here and know the desert... and all types of cheeses.
Crimson: D-do you know where s-she hides? I n-need to... uh find h-her.
Desert Rose: Try that gnome shrine way behind the fort. I would hide there.
Crimson: T-thank you! Mrs. uhh?
Desert Rose: Its Desert Rose. You okay? Little dragon?
Crimson: I-I am f-fine. T-thank you so v-very much! You w-were very h-helpful!
Crimson went to the way back of the fort and saw a pink figure for one second and saw the figure saw him and ran away.
Crimson: That must be her. Why do I need to see her?
Crimson went deeper into the back of the fort and found a green area with stone faces.
Crimson: Weird place? Where did she go?
A soft beautiful voice called behind Crimson.
Female voice: I am sorry to do this but, Its in my queen nature.
Crimson got whacked in the head and got knocked out. The only little thing he saw was the voices pink floating vines...
(Later)
Crimson: Ohh man? What the heck happened? Wait? Why am I tied up and not in the gnome cave and in a medieval stone room on a... very... comfy bed?
Crimson looked at his restraints, the restraints were chains. If they were ropes he would have easily burn them right off.
Crimson: Damn it... Who ever knows that metal chains were my weakness must be... a very smart plant? Wait? How did my quarry know about me? One thing I know is that it is a she.
Crimson was in the middle of theorizing. He heard the thick heavy metal door open.
Crimson: Who's there? You are messing with the wrong plant.
He then saw a brown robed figure floating towards him.
Crimson: Who are you? Don't get near me. I will torch you.
The floating brown hooded figure started to speak in a beautiful female voice.
Hooded figure: Is that anyway to speak to a lady?
Crimson gasped to find out it was the same female voice that knocked him out in the shrine.
Crimson: I remember that voice. Why did you knock me out? I would have just talked to you. What are you?
The floating hooded figure then proceeded to take off her hood revealing a pink Rose with a pink petal crown with antennas. Crimson's shyness was taking control over him again.
Crimson: I-I uh... A-am looking for a-a M-Majesty...
Pink Rose: You are looking at her right now.
Crimson: Y-you are M-Majesty? The plants s-said you were a C-cactus. Not a R-Rose...
Majesty: Did they? Well thats a lie. I have you now dragon...
Crimson: W-what are you going t-to do to m-me? A plant should n-never s-shed plant b-blood.
Majesty took the rest of her robe off, revealing her skinny green and pink vine body.
Majesty: Getting weak dragon? I heard dragons are weak against fairies. I will tame you.
Crimson: NO! I a-am not your little p-pet.
Majesty: The fun is about to begin! Bow to your queen.
(LEMON WARNING)
Majesty peeled off her pink leaves and exposed her pink fleshy fairy plant vagina. Crimson got a boner seeing it and a super shy rush.
Majesty: Do you like what you see, little dragon?
Crimson: P-p-pussy...
Majesty: Pussy that you will never get. Because you are forever mine. Your dragon dick looks very tasty! Moan for me, my little dragon pet.
Majesty put Crimson's hard dick in her mouth and sucked it joyfully. Crimson watched as he could not move a leaf or stem due to his shyness taking over.
Majesty: Are you going to cum for me dragon? I know you can't hold all that pollen forever. Cum for me! Your queen demands it!
Crimson only let out a tiny bit of pollen at the end of his dick. Majesty licked the tiny bit and got angry at the dragon plant.
Majesty: That is all you have? You are weak! Do you even call yourself a dragon? Your a baby dragon. I saw Citrons with bigger dicks than you. You are the most pathetic plant ever.
Hearing all those hateful words, Crimson felt something he did not feel. It was not shyness or sadness, but... Rage. Pure rage. He looked up at Majesty and opened his eyes and his eyes were veiny and deep red.
Majesty: Now you look at me? You have no right to look at me. I will make you suffer for looking at me. I should slap you HARD!
Majesty slapped Crimson that he did flinch or even budge. The rage inside him was building. Majesty proceeded to threaten the dragon plant again.
Majesty: I shall turn you into a goat. You have no right to be a dragon. Stare at me all you want, I will crush you and...
The room got heated and it distracted Majesty. Crimson used his new strength and melted the chains off. Crimson was no longer himself, but a new version of him.
Majesty: What the???
Crimson grabbed Majesty by the neck and threw her where he was restrained. Crimson licked his lips and then licked Majesty's pink fairy plant pussy.
Majesty: AAAHHH! Stop! I am your queen! Your supposed to be my slave!
Crimson stopped licking and then spoke in a new deep voice.
Crimson: You are my queen. But I am your new KING!
Majesty was now fearful of the red dragon plant.
Majesty: I... am... yours...
Crimson: Good! Open yourself for your new king.
Majesty spreaded her 4 vine legs and left herself open for the enraged red dragon plant. Crimson put his dragon dick in Majesty and she moaned to the girth of the dragon plants dick inside her vagina.
Majesty: You... are... my king...
Crimson: That's right, Rose fairy! Call me your king more.
Majesty: Fill... My... pussy with your... little dragons.
Crimson picked up the pace and Majesty moaned so loud that the whole room echoed.
Majesty: Take... me... TAKE ME!
Crimson: RAAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!
Crimson climaxed a huge load of pollen inside Majesty and went to sleep. Majesty used her powers and lifted the plant dragon off of her. She looked down and saw pollen leaking out of her pink plant vagina.
Majesty: This... monster. Dave needs to be informed about this.
(END OF LEMON)
Crimson woke up and found himself in the bed not in chains. Majesty was sitting on the edge of the bed looking at him. His voice was back to normal.
Crimson: Oh man... What the heck happened?
Majesty: You turned into a sex hungry monster and fucked me. I should apologize to you.
Crimson: I don't remember. You mocked me and... WAIT?! My shyness? It's gone! Whatever you did worked! I am no longer a pussy! Thank you Majesty! I'm sorry to say this... I need to go back to Dave Manor and...
Majesty: I understand. I will warp you there! Goodbye Crimson! I hope we see each other again.
Majesty did a little flick with her skinny vine hand and Crimson vanished from the room.
Majesty: Now... I wait for the next generation of Snapdragons.
(Back at Dave Manor, many hours has passed)
Crimson was talking to Corn and told him his entire Mount Steep adventure.
Crimson: Yes. She was a Rose.
Corn: You don't ever recall changing to a new version of yourself, grabbing her, throwing her on the bed, growling at her and then proceeded to fuck her?
Crimson: Nope. Oh hey! I just remembered something! Come with me to the piano room!
Corn: What is it?
Both plants go to where the clear goop is.
Crimson: Taste this stuff! It tastes like honey candy!
Crimson scooped some goop and Corn shoved his leaf away.
Corn: I know this goop.
Crimson: Really? Where does it come from? Its delicious!
Corn: You know how you make pollen when you get down on yourself right?
Crimson: Yeah. And? What does that have to do with this goop?
Corn: My friend... You are eating a Sunflower's pleasure jizz.
Crimson: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
THE END
(Extended Ending)
Some time later at night.
Corn: Dave? You needed me?
Dave: Did the red Snapdragon mate?
Corn: Yes. He told me he couldn't remember the mating.
Dave: Good. There will be a new generation of Snapdragons. Majesty provided only seeds. She will handle this.
Corn: Why Crimson?
Dave: He's a super rare breed of Snapdragons. Its best we keep it secret. Don't want zomboss to hear about this.
Corn: What made you come up with this plan?
Dave: Do you wanna know why?
Corn: Why?
Dave: BECAUSE I AM CRRRAAAAAAAZZY!!!
THE END OF THIS CHAPTER
I hope whoever read this fic enjoyed this chapter. The idea: Rose is from the Dark Ages and Snapdragon is not from the Dark Ages but from Pirate Sea's. Both plants are very similar to themes but are different.You can follow me on Twitter @SageDk97. I want to thank my best friend @Psychonide1 for the title. Best title EVER!