(Pressure pier at night)
Dr. Real Doctor was fighting the un-zombie infection. He was having trouble with his many patients that Dr. Nurse Doctor got infected as well. He decided to call his most loyal healing zombie squad, lead by the gray haired Scientist. Scientist was always ready on the job. He did over 20 operations (to the dumb zombies that is a high number) and healed over half a million hurt zombies in battle. He is a hero despite being in the back.
Scientist: You called me, Doc?
Dr. Real Doctor: Yes! HURRY! I don't want to get infected and eat horrible bread for the rest of my career and undead life. Stop those damn Nightcaps. They always keep opening the cages that contain my patients.
Scientist: Yes sir. Come on guys!
Scientist's squad consisted of: a Royal plaid master soldier zombie, a cab driver Imp, and a Reflecto-brainz. Scientist's team obeyed any command the Scientist gave them and they happily accepted.
The zombies went to Pressure Pier to put the un-infected zombies back into their cages. The Nightcap's were ordering the un-infected zombies to hug their friends to get them infected as well. The squad targeted the Nightcaps so the un-infected zombies would listen to the squad if they were taken out. Luckily for Scientist, Reflecto-brainz can make easy work with Nightcaps.
Nightcap A: ATTACK!
Nightcap B: This beach is ours!
Reflecto-brainz: Hello! Who was the mushroom who ordered a handsome silver zombie superhero with fists?
Both Nightcaps: AHHHHHHH!
Royal plaid master soldier was corralling the un-infected zombies back to their cages. He tricked them into saying he had bread in his pockets and will give a loaf of bread if they entered back in a cage.
Cab Imp gravity grenade every Nightcap he saw and opened fire at any plant that was in his sight. When a tough giant group of plants show up, he will not hesitate to use his Z-mech.
Scientist's squad delt with the barrage of Nightcaps. Scientist went to Dr. Real Doctor to get his pay (in brains).
Scientist: How many brains sir?
Dr. Real Doctor: About 40. Since you arrived here when called. Good job, Scientist! Hopefully there is a live Nightcap I can research on. Those damn mushrooms always turn invisible when I look at them.
A crawling hurt Nightcap was crawling away, when Scientist pointed his goo blaster at her.
Scientist: Ones still alive! Stay back Doc. I will deal with this.
Dr. Real Doctor: WAIT! Let her live. I want to experiment with these weird sneaky plant creatures to see if their tiny bodies contain the same spores that make the un-zombie infection. These little ninja mushrooms should be fun to experiment with!
Hurt Nightcap: NEEEYYYUUU!
Scientist punched the Nightcap unconscious and handed her over to the doctor zombie. Dr. Real Doctor gave four bags containing ten brains to each member of the squad and dismissed them.
Scientist: Great job guys! See y'all tomorrow!
Cab Imp: Guess I'll modify my Z-Mech to increase battery life.
Reflecto-brainz: To a mirror! REFLECTO-BRAINZ AWAY!!!
Royal Plaid Master soldier: Have you guys shot a Nightcap in the ass? Is it just me or does their butt jiggle? Anyway gotta go get plaid and plaid accessories.
The squad of the hero zombies disbanded. Scientist went to a quiet place without plants to eat his brain bag lunch payday. He went to the back of the Greasy Moon Diner and ate his bag of brains there.
Scientist: (sigh) I wish I had a friend to share these brains with. I'm so lonely... If the other zombies don't understand one thing... I am looking for love.
Scientist continued eating his lunch until he saw a Citron and bounty hunter group of weeds come around the corner.
Scientist: Seriously guys!? Now? While I'm eating? Tell Dave to stop, my labcoat is not worth it.
Citron: You are outnumbered! Give up Scientist. Dave wants your labcoat. If you challenge my little posse, the bounty changed to: your labcoat for Dave and your head for me.
Scientist looked around his surroundings and saw that he had no major advantage. He finished his brain that he was eating, stood up and put his hands in the air.
Citron: Good choice zombie! Terracotta Wildflower, put root cuffs on him. He will make a fine disadvantage to Zomboss's army of zombies.
The terracotta Wildflower pulled root cuffs out of his flower head and tried to put them on the Scientist zombie.
Scientist then punched the Wildflower and pulled out his gun and shot at any weed without headwear.
Citron: GIVE ME THAT GRAY HAIRED FUCKERS HEAD!!!
Scientist warped to take cover from wildflower shots. He dealt with the melee weeds coming towards him. He saw Citron coming with his peel shield on. He knew that his gun could not destroy it fully and if he warped behind the orange, he would get beat to death by the weeds.
Citron: Your screwed now, science boy. Give up now!
Scientist: Go put your futuristic orange dick in a Rose's ye old medieval thorny taint.
The Citron got close and close to Scientist's cover spot.
Citron: Hope your squad misses you! Oh wait! They cannot remember because they are literally brainless, LIKE YO-
A Wildflower screamed as a laser was shot at him and died.
Citron: What the? WHERE? Don't tell me zombies saw us.
Many Wildflowers were getting gunned down and the Citron heard a beep noise.
Citron: Where the HELL did that noise come from?
The Citron turned around and saw a giant space station laser destroy his entire weed and wildflower posse. Scientist saw the action as well and was in awe. He saw the pilot but the space station was moving fast that he could not make the zombie pilot out.
Citron: Oh no. I'm not getting my bounty a break.
The Citron spin-dashed away and punched Scientist's gun out of his hands. The Citron pointed his juice cannon at the Scientist.
Citron: You caused enough zombie trouble for one day. I hope you die forgotten. Like your other comrad-
Unknown female zombie: Hey, you fat dumb orange. Look up!
Citron and Scientist looked up and saw a tiny upside down space pod and saw it coming down from the air.
Citron: Rose... I failed you...
The space pod crashed down and the Citron splattered into orange juice and got everywhere in the alley. Some orange juice got on the Scientist.
Scientist wiped the juice off and saw the space pod flip over and saw the female pilot pop out. His jaw dropped when he saw her shaking her head to get rid of the dizziness from "landing". The pilot had a orange space suit and a communication cap with blonde curled hair sticking out of the front and a ponytail sticking out of the back of her communication cap via a hole, he was so distracted by her looks and cuteness, that he did not hear her talking to him.
Space zombie: Hello? What's your name?
Scientist: What? OHH! I'm sorry. You crushing that Citron froze me. My name is Scientist. Thank you for rescuing me!
Space zombie: (giggles) My name is Space Cadet. This is my drone... uh... drone. I saw you in danger. I thought I would help another zombie.
ZASA drone: "angry whirr's"
Scientist: What's he saying?
Space Cadet: He said that we are wasting time and should return back home instead of talking to you.
Scientist: Hey! Why is he so angry? You should teach him to be nice to other zombies.
Space Cadet: I tried. He's very stubborn. I even used threats.
ZASA drone: "takes control of the pod and tosses Space Cadet out of the cockpit"
Space Cadet: WHOA!!!
Scientist: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Space Cadet crashed on the zombie and was on each other.
Scientist: You really need to train that thing...
Space Cadet: I know... Might got one that watched Zpace War Z.
Both zombies laughed about it and forgot that they are on each other and Scientist remembered his lunch payday.
Scientist: So uh... You want me to help you up? Cause I...
Space Cadet hushed the zombie and grabbed his tie and brought his head closer to hers.
Space Cadet: Has any one ever told you how handsome you are, despite having grey hair?
Scientist: No one told me that. Thank you! How did you know when I was in danger?
Space Cadet realized she did not tell the Scientist how she knew about the attack.
Space Cadet: Well... I was wondering around and heard war noises at Pressure Pier...
(Earlier before the plant attack)
Space Cadet was searching around Town Center for objects that may be of value.
Space Cadet: Maybe we can find an old 80s movie for Electric Slide. She really wants to impress the 80's hero. The humans always get rid of old stuff around here.
ZASA Drone: "beep?"
Space Cadet: Because the Humans around here are more dumber compared to other areas, like Suburbia. Or the dummy cult at Weirding Woods.
ZASA Drone: "Fweep bloop?"
Space Cadet: I know. I'm hoping I can find a zombie who knows about space and sweeps me off my feet. (sigh) How romantic...
ZASA Drone: "Angry beeping"
Space Cadet: Not everything is about you. When you find a beautiful female zombot one day, I will make it your time. Don't ask for my help.
ZASA Drone: "beep zwarp"
Space Cadet: Who would go for my "moon"? I mean I had pea's and Acorn shells shot at it. I'm happy that Zomboss made these space suits very durable to plant projectiles. I would hate it for the other zombies to do "moon" jokes.
ZASA Drone: "giggling whirrs"
Space Cadet: Oh shut your little one eye metal jaw. My "moon" is not that big and if it was. I wouldn't be in this pod, I would be in a giant space station.
The sounds of gunshots and screams in the distance cut the conversation between the space zombie and her drone off.
Space Cadet: Gunshots? What's happening at Pressure Pier?
ZASA Drone: "boop beep"
Space Cadet: Come on, boy! Let's see some action!
ZASA drone: "Zweep whirr?"
Space Cadet: We could not find anything. Come on lets go!
ZASA Drone: "fwish zrrr..."
Space Cadet and her drone went to Pressure Pier to see what was happening.
Space Cadet: Oh. Just some Nightcaps attacking Dr. Real Doctor. I hate those things, not as much as getting a check up.
ZASA Drone: "beep zweep?"
Space Cadet: I had a little thing put in my "moon"... It hurted, but a weird part of me liked it. He wanted to check if spores were up there, cause a Nightcap hit me square on it, thankfully there were no spores inside there.
ZASA Drone: "Boop boop"
Space Cadet: Lets see. A silver zombie superhero, a cab driver imp, a plaid soldier and... a Scientist? ... he is... handsome.
ZASA Drone: "giggling whirr"
Space Cadet blushed as she lied to her drone about not having a crush on the Scientist.
Space Cadet: I do not have a crush on him. I said, "he is wholesome to his team".
ZASA Drone: "smirks and whirrs"
Space Cadet: Okay. What if I do have a crush on him? Your a cold zombie artificial intelligence, you don't know anything about love, its not in your data bank.
ZASA Drone: "rolls single eye"
Space Cadet and her drone saw the battle end and saw the Scientist get a bag from Dr. Real Doctor. Space Cadet got curious about the bag and decided to follow the Scientist.
ZASA Drone: "angry bloop"
Space Cadet: Because I want to. I'm very curious to see what is in the bag Dr. Real Doctor gave to him.
Space Cadet saw that he was heading for the Greasy Moon Diner and went through the old museums garden to watch from the roof top of the Soil Yourself garden shop.
Space Cadet: Lets see what you have in that bag...
ZASA Drone: "beep boop boop"
Space Cadet: Quiet! I don't want you to give out our position.
ZASA Drone: "angry hiss"
The Scientist sat down and pulled out a brain out of the bag and started eating it.
Space Cadet: Oh man! Brains! I wish we had some.
ZASA Drone: "Bleep chirp"
Space Cadet: Darn. I'm getting pretty hungry. What we did earlier made me get hungry, watching this zombie eat brains is making me more hungry..
The ZASA Drone noticed a group of weeds and wildflowers lead by Citron walking towards the diner and went into two separate groups on both sides of the back alley way of the Greasy Moon Diner.
Space Cadet: Oh great, Just some of Dave's stupid plants. Leave him alone. He's just eating his brain lunch.
Space Cadet saw the Scientist put his hands in the air, saw a terracotta wildflower headed his way and questioned about his surrender choice.
Space Cadet: What are you doing? Why are you giving up?
Space Cadet then saw the Scientist punch the terracotta wildflower who was coming towards him, pulled his gun out and started shooting at the Citron's wildflowers and weeds, then teleported on the side of the building. Space Cadet was surprised that the gray haired Scientist would not give up without a fight.
Space Cadet: Wow! That was pretty smart for a gray haired zombie in a labcoat. Don't you think, boy?
ZASA Drone: "smooching jaw"
Space Cadet: STOP THAT!
Space Cadet slammed a fist on her pod, her drone shot a laser at the group of plants and heard one of them scream and die.
Space Cadet: Forgot I had that. Alright boy! Lets give those dumb plants some lasers.
ZASA Drone: "groaning boop"
The ZASA Drone shot lasers at the group of plants, many were screaming and dying.
Space Cadet saw the Citron cornered the Scientist.
Space Cadet: Oh no. We better save him. That Citron is one of Dave's most loyal plant bounty hunters. Time to go from little pod, to BIG space station.
ZASA Drone: "sighs statically"
Space Cadet pressed a button on her space pod and the pod transformed into a giant laser mounted space station. The ZASA Drone powered the inside of the station itself, using his own body as a battery.
Space Cadet: Let's see. Crater maker! Do your thing!
(End of Space Cadets recap)
Space Cadet: ... And here we are on each other because of my stubborn space drone.
Scientist: Thank you for saving me. How can I repay you?
Space Cadet felt a warmth from her little undead heart and asked the Scientist one thing.
Space Cadet: I was going to ask if you wouldn't mind to share some of your brai-
Scientist bent down and kissed the space zombie on the lips and both shared the passionate moment together as it was both zombies first time kissing another zombie, both parted lips and looked at each other in confusion and red faces.
Scientist: I'm sorry... It's just... your so adorable for a zombie.
Space Cadet: ... Brains? ... S-should we... continue?
Scientist: I think I'm starting to like you, Space Cadet...
Space Cadet: I'm feeling the same thing, Scientist...
ZASA Drone: "Angry bloops"
Space Cadet: Ohh! Shut up. You are always by me. I always give you attention.
Scientist: So... I guess this is the start of our friendship... Right?
Space Cadet: It looks like it... Funny, we are both nerds to different kinds of science. Haha!
Both zombies kissed each other again and had to leave to home.
Scientist: Bye Space Cadet! Again, thank you for saving me.
Space Cadet: Bye Scientist! I hope we cross paths again.
Scientist remembered to reward Space Cadet, he went to the back of the Greasy Moon Diner and grabbed his bag of brains and took out four and handed the bag of five to Space Cadet.
Scientist: Enjoy the brains. You deserve them. Good bye, Space Cadet!
Space Cadet: Thank you! Good bye, Scientist!
Scientist reached in his pocket and pulled out a warp device that labeled "home" and pressed the button. The Scientist disappeared in a few seconds.
Space Cadet: Come on, boy. Let's go home. I think I'm in love.
ZASA Drone: "rolls eye"
(Scientist's perspective)
Scientist materialized in his living room and shook his head to the discomfort of being split into tiny particles.
Scientist: What a nice zombie. She was... kinda... hot. Wait? Why did I say that? The kiss was not me. But... she accepted it... Maybe I found my... mate?
(Mini lemon)
Scientist thought about Space Cadet and went to his room and took off his work clothes and layed on his bed. He looked down at his underwear and saw a bulge. He talked to the bulge as if it listened.
Scientist: No. Not that... way... She is... a friend... with a... very nice female body...
Scientist's dirty side of his mind got the best of him, he pulled his underwear down and started rubbing his average size dick and was now thinking of dirty thoughts of Space Cadets body.
Scientist: Ooohhh. Her butt was a good size. Her boobs were hard to see with that suit... I hope they are pretty...
Scientist continued until he shot a load on his bed.
Scientist: AUGH! What is wrong with me... I hope she got my number in the bag...
(End of mini lemon)
(Space Cadets perspective)
Space Cadet arrived home and yelled out to her best female zombie friend: Electric Slide.
Space Cadet: Hello? Slidey?
There was no answer in the house, except for Cadet's echo.
Space Cadet: I guess she is out with her 80s hunk, boy.
ZASA Drone: "boop"
Space Cadet went to her room and grabbed a brain from the bag and ate it.
Space Cadet: DELICIOUS! What a nice zombie... very handsome. No... very sexy.
ZASA Drone: "blooping chortle"
Space Cadet: THAT'S IT! COME HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Space Cadet lunged at her drone and switch him off.
ZASA Drone: "DWEET! DWEET! DWEET!" (powers off)
Space Cadet: Now I can eat and think about that Scientist, alone!
Space Cadet looked in the bag and saw a phone number in neat black writing in pen. Space Cadet squealed in joy to see the Scientist's phone number.
Space Cadet: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! He sent me his phone number! Ohh man. I'm getting pretty hot. Better take off this annoying space suit.
(Mini lemon: Part two!)
Space Cadet unzipped her space suit off and walked by a mirror in her room. She looked at her reflection with her bra and panties that have a space theme on them.
Space Cadet: Huh. I have a feeling he would like what I am in now. Ha! ... I feel... funny.
Thoughts of the Scientist filled the zombies head and made her feel... very dirty.
Space Cadet: Mmm. AHH! Hey Scientist... Invade me, please!
Space Cadet went over to her bed and lower one of her arms and started to finger herself.
Space Cadet: Ooh... PLEASE! I want your "rocket ship".
Space Cadet used her other arm and reached under her bra and started to squeeze one of her decent sized boobs.
Space Cadet: I'm... lifting... AAH!
Space Cadet left a wet spot on her bed and covered it. She fixed her bra and went over to her switched off drone and switched him back on.
(End of mini lemon: part two)
ZASA Drone: "ANGRY Whirrs, hisses and beeps"
Space Cadet: Did you learn your lesson, you little shit?
ZASA Drone: "Confused hum"
Space Cadet noticed her hand is wet, sticky, and smelly. She lied to her drone again.
Space Cadet: The goop? I used a bit of 80s hero's hair gel gift to Electric Slide to... change the style of my hair.
ZASA Drone: "confused beep"
Space Cadet: It may look the same, but there is a few new curls for my ponytail.
The Drone noticed that Space Cadet was in her space themed bra and panties.
ZASA Drone: "questioning boop"
Space Cadet: I got hot. You try to wear a space suit in a room like this. Oh, wait. YOU CAN'T.
ZASA Drone: "annoyed whirr"
Space Cadet went to her Z-phone and typed in the phone number of Scientist.
ZASA Drone: "zwee?"
Space Cadet: He left his phone number in the bag. I am calling him now.
ZASA Drone: "sarcastic beep"
Space Cadet punched in the numbers, heard the dial tone and put the phone on speaker.
Space Cadet: Please pick up...
Phone: "dial tone"
Space Cadet: ... Please...
The phone stopped dialing and a smart male voice came up.
Phone: Hello? Space Cadet? Is that you?
(three months later)
Both zombies remained friends for more than three months. Scientist just wanted an opportunity to show that he want to be more than just friends who shared a kiss.
Scientist was worried about his friendship present to Space Cadet, hoping that she loves it.
Scientist: Come on, Scientist. You can do this! Show her the gift and take your friendship with her to the next level.
Scientist heard his Z-phone ring and saw that it was Space Cadet calling. Scientist took a deep breath and answered.
Scientist: Hello?
Space Cadet: Hey Scientist! Are you going to be busy today?
Scientist started sweating to her question and replied back.
Scientist: No...
Space Cadet: The reason why called you now. I just realized we have been good friends for three months... and the time we shared... that kiss.
Scientist's undead heart started to beat really fast.
Scientist: Yes. I do remember that moment.
Space Cadet: Well... Since you know a lot of things about science. I need your help. Can you come to me and my best friends house soon?
Scientist: With what?
Space Cadet: A little project of mine. You will see.
Scientist: I'll be on my way. Bye Space Cadet. I'll see you soon.
Scientist hung up and breathed out, he got his gift, fixed his lab coat and hair and then headed out to Cadet's house.
Scientist passed by a flower pot grave stone, he stopped, and read the chiseled words on it.
Scientist: "Here lies, Citron. The 2nd best bounty hunter, behind the Taco hunter. Met his demise by a flying space pod crashing on top of him. Rest in peace, The most badass plant. Rose misses him dearly."
Scientist felt uneasy about the grave, since it was the Citron who tried to kill him. He glanced at the grave and spoke.
Scientist: ... I'm sorry... I would have let you live. Enjoy the dirt from me and my comrades point of view and where the both of us come from.
Scientist continued his trek until he reached Cadet's house. He took deep breaths and knocked on the space disco hybrid door.
Scientist: I hope she loves my gift. Space items are expensive.
The lock on the door clicked and a female zombie opened the door, it was not Space Cadet. It was her friend, Electric Slide.
Scientist: Hello! I'm looking for Space Cadet. She told me to come over here and-
Electric Slide: So your the one who Cadet was talking about! The name is, Electric Slide, come on inside! We will be out of here shortly.
Scientist: I'm sorry? We?
Electric Slide: My boyfriend, 80s action hero. He is the couch getting lost in his beautiful voice. I love that hunk a lot.
Scientist: How did y'all two met?
Electric Slide: He saved me from a Peashooter and I saved him from a very hungry Chomper.
Scientist: Ugh. I hate Chompers.
Electric Slide: Don't we all? I'll tell Cadet that you are here.
Electric Slide skated off and Scientist looked at the rocking out 80s hero on the couch.
Scientist: Hello?
80s hero stopped jamming and turned around to the Scientist.
80s Hero: Who are you, nerd?
Scientist: Nerd? I keep your 80s ass alive. I'm here cause Space Cadet invited me.
80s Hero: Wait? Oh... crap. Your the Scientist that I hear Cadet has been talking about. I'm sorry for calling you a nerd, it's in my 80s action zombie blood.
Scientist: It's fine. Electric Slide told me on how y'all met. Chomper's are super ugly.
Their conversation was cut off by Electric Slide.
Electric Slide: Come on 80s. We got to go. I heard Baron von Bats is hosting a concert at Weirding Woods for the dummy cult and Tim, Which they will most likely forget it.
80s Hero: All right. See you later. Enjoy being a nerd with Cadet.
Scientist: Enjoy your date with the entire forest.
Electric Slide and 80s Hero left and Scientist knocked on Space Cadet's room door. There was no answer, Scientist opened the door to a dark room
Scientist: Hello? Space Cadet?
The door closed behind him.
Scientist: WHAT THE???
The whole room lit up, revealing a giant satellite.
Scientist: Whoa... She really does love space a LOT.
Space Cadet came around from behind the satellite and waved.
Space Cadet: Hey Scientist! Do you like it? I built it myself.
Scientist's jaw dropped to Space Cadet's response.
Scientist: You built that? all of it?
Space Cadet: Yup! I look around for parts to see what I can find and make with them.
Scientist: You should not even be a Cadet. You should be a Spacecraft master.
Space Cadet: I would, but the Zomboss school of Spacecraft does not allow students to make their own works.
Scientist: That's stupid.
Space Cadet: Tell me about it.
Space Cadet walked over to the Scientist and he noticed that she is short and saw her for the first time without her space pod.
Scientist: Where is your-
Space Cadet kissed Scientist on the mouth and answered his unfinished question.
Space Cadet: I only use my pod outside of my house. ... I know... I'm very short.
Scientist: I was going to ask one question, not two.
Space Cadet: Your eyes asked it. So I killed two plants with one gargantuar smash.
Scientist: Where's your drone?
Space Cadet: I turned him off. He won't be bothering us.
Scientist: Good! Little asshole.
Space Cadet: I called you here to look at the best options for the insides of this satellite.
Scientist: Show me. I might know what are the best choices forts satellite.
Space Cadet opened a hatch and pointed to the fuel cells.
Scientist: Is there a problem with the fuel cells?
Space Cadet: They are horrible. They look normal, but they leak when you leave them alone.
Scientist: Let me take a close look at these cells.
Scientist plucked one of the fuel cells and examined it.
Scientist: Hmm... My cousin is an Astronaut, I will give him a call about big fuel cells. I think you might like him, he's a pretty big space nerd.
Space Cadet: He sounds like my kind of guy to talk about space with! What about the very crappy fuel in the cells?
Scientist: I have a great friend who's studies chemistry. His name is Chemist, I'll see if I can ask him to make his homemade long lasting fuel gel.
Space Cadet: Really? All this for me?
Scientist: Anything for the tiny adorable zombie girl who saved me from a Citron who just wanted to get laid by a Rose.
Space Cadet hugged Scientist tightly and kissed him again. Scientist reached in his pocket and presented his friendship gift to Space Cadet, a tiny replica of the Lighthouse rocket.
Space Cadet: Whoa! I always wanted a tiny version of the Lighthouse rocket.
Scientist: Space Cadet... I wanted to make our-
Scientist was cut off by a "vrrr" sound in the room.
Space Cadet: You have got to be kidding me...
Scientist: What?
The ZASA Drone flew at Scientist and Space Cadet lunged in the way and grabbed the drone midair, but the drone was shaking off.
Space Cadet: How the heck did... you... turn back... on?
The ZASA Drone bit the zipper of Space Cadets space suit and pulled down, revealing a bit of her space themed bra.
Space Cadet: What's wrong with you, boy? The Scientist is a good friend, remember?
The ZASA Drone let go of the zipper and bit the back of Space Cadets space suit and pulled.
Space Cadet: Don't do it... You know these zombie space suits are low in supply.
ZASA Drone: "Whirring chuckle"
The ZASA Drone ripped Space Cadets suit clean off and ate what was in its mouth. Space Cadet had an adrenaline rush to shut off the drone.
Space Cadet: YOU ASSHOLE! I can't wait to talk to my Engineer friend about dismantling you.
ZASA Drone: "whistling laugh"
Space Cadet flipped the "off" switch on the drone and it came down to the ground, lifeless.
Scientists jaw dropped when he saw Cadet without her suit.
Space Cadet turned around and saw the Scientist with his mouth open.
Space Cadet: Why are you making that face? Sorry about the drone, damn it that was my last space suit as well.
Scientist returned to normal and looked at the powerless drone.
Scientist: I hate that little robot so much.
Space Cadet grabbed the drone and put it in a box and put that box in a safe.
Space Cadet: He should not bother us now. Will you be ok if I am wearing my space themed bra and panties?
Scientist: I'll be fine. That drone is the biggest scumbag i seen.
Space Cadet went over to the couch and sat down taking deep breaths. Scientist examined her body, every little detail of it.
Scientist: I like your space undergarments. No offense.
Space Cadet: Thanks. None taken. I have to see if that little bastard hit the satellite.
Space Cadet got up and looked inside the satellite.
Scientist cannot help, but to look at her ass. His minds dirty side took control again and he stood up and walked at Cadet.
Scientist: Hey... Space Cadet...
Space Cadet was still focusing on the insides of the satellite, she replied back to Scientist.
Space Cadet: Yes Scientist?
Scientist: Want to go on a space adventure with my "rocket ship"?
Space Cadet: Rocket ship?
Scientist: I'm sorry Cadet...
Space Cadet: With what? Scientist you are starting to worry me...
Scientist: This...
(LEMON WARNING)
Scientist grabbed Space Cadet and did a light squeeze on one of her butt cheeks and started doing tiny kisses on Space Cadets neck.
Space Cadet: Scientist... What are you... doing?
Scientist: Space Cadet... I love you. I fallen in love with you, ever since you saved me.
Space Cadet wiggled out of the Scientist's grasp and looked at him in confusion.
Space Cadet: ... You... love me?
Scientist: Yes... I love you.
Space Cadet was surprised that the Scientist confessed his love to her. Space Cadet looked at Scientist and then started to unhook her bra.
Space Cadet: Explore me...
Scientist: What do you mean?
Space Cadet removed her bra and pulled down her panties.
Space Cadet: You know what I mean. Get naked Science boy.
Scientist's jaw dropped when he saw Space Cadet naked, her boobs and ass were a good size, despite her height. The Scientist did what the space zombie asked for, and removed all of his clothes.
Scientist: Space Cadet... Do you really want to do this now?
Space Cadet saw his average sized zombie dick and started to suck it with no question. Scientist felt aroused when Cadets mouth wrapped around his normal size penis.
Scientist: Ooh... Space Cadet, enjoy my "meat rocket".
Space Cadet continued sucking and started to finger herself, while trying to not break the connection between her and the Scientist's cock.
Scientist: Space Cadet... I'm about to erupt...
Space Cadet fingered herself faster, sucked harder and was too focused on the dick that she did not hear the Scientist.
Scientist: EEEUUUUGGGHHH
Scientist "blasted" a huge load in Cadet's mouth that she was disoriented and gagged at the unexpected load.
Scientist: Oh no! Space Cadet... did I hurt you?
Space Cadet looked at Scientist and threw him on the bed.
Scientist: Space Cadet?
Space Cadet: "Blast off" inside me... please. Handsome nerd.
Scientist: As you wish, my cute space girlfriend.
Space Cadet hopped on top of Scientist and landed on his cock and started to make it explore her "giant crater".
Space Cadet: Ohhh. The "crater" had first contact.
Scientist: Space refences... cute. Enjoy the "voyage".
Space Cadet picked up the pace and ignored the pain in her groin as she cared about the zombie who confessed his love to her.
Scientist: I'm about to...
Space Cadet: "LIFT OFF"!!!
Scientist nutted inside Space Cadet, however, the tiny space zombie was not done.
Scientist: I lov-
Space Cadet got her "moon" and put it to the Scientist's face.
Space Cadet: Go on! Explore my "moon". Put your "rocket ship" in my little "black hole"!
Scientist: If you want me to...
Scientist grabbed his cock and slowly shoved it inside Space Cadets "moon". Space Cadet moaned as her "black hole" has was being "explored".
Space Cadet: MMM! It hurts... but feels good.
Scientist: Get ready for my thrusters!
Scientist picked up the pace, Space Cadet was enjoying every little slap her "moon rocks" were making and every inch of Scientist's "rocket ship".
Scientist: Space Cadet... I'm about to "blast off" again...
Space Cadet: I'm ready for your "transport".
Scientist came inside of Cadet's little "black hole", pulled out and collapsed next to her.
Space Cadet: ... I love you, Scientist.
Scientist: I love you too, Space Cadet. Thank you for saving me.
Both zombies passed out on the space themed bed.
(Later)
Electric Slide and 80s Hero got back from the concert and wondered where Scientist and Space Cadet are.
Electric Slide: Where do you think they went, hunk?
80s Hero: Eh. Probably being nerds somewhere else.
Electric Slide angrily stared at 80s Hero and continued to find her best friend and Scientist.
80s Hero: What? It's the truth.
Electric Slide opened the door to Space Cadet's room and saw the two zombies laying on the same bed together, sleeping.
Electric Slide: Oh... (soft laugh)
Electric Slide closed the door and walked over to 80s Hero.
Electric Slide: Found them. They uh... You know, did it.
80s Hero: Nerd's can get pussy?
Electric Slide zapped 80s Hero and frizzled his hair.
80s Hero: What was that for, babe? You know how hard it is to keep this hair perfect.
Electric Slide: Don't forget that one of the nerds is my friend.
80s Hero: I'm sorry, babe. What do we do now?
Electric Slide smiled and pulled out a bottle of Zine (zombie wine).
80s Hero: Ohh! Zine!!!
Electric Slide got two glasses and poured the Zine in them. She raised her glass as a toast.
Electric Slide: For Cadet finding love!
80s Hero: For our day!
Both the zombies clinked their glasses and continued drinking Zine, until they both got drunk and passed out.
The End
(Meanwhile, back at Pressure Pier, inside a room in the wrecked ship)
Dr. Real Doctor was conducting a "experiment" on the Nightcap the Scientist knocked out.
Nightcap: AHHHH! Get it out of there NOW!!! You stupid zombie.
Dr. Real Doctor: Now you made it MUCH worse for yourself.
Dr. Real Doctor pushed his cock further deep inside the ninja mushroom's asshole and nutted. Dr. Real Doctor got a tiny tube camera out.
Dr. Real Doctor: I felt you on the inside. Let's see how you look on the inside as well.
Nightcap: NO! NO! PLEASE!
Dr. Real Doctor shoved the tube camera inside the Nightcap's ass and see if there was any samples of the un-zombie infection inside the ninja mushroom's little body.
Nightcap: ERGHH!
Dr. Real Doctor: Dr. Nurse Doctor, what do you see in the monitor for the camera?
There was no answer.
Dr. Real Doctor: Dr. Nurse Doctor, where are you?
(In the area with the cages)
Dr. Nurse Doctor was teasing the patient's with her "loaf's".
Dr. Nurse Doctor: Oh Boys! How do you like my "rolls"?
Patient Foot soldier: Want to touch loafs...
Dr. Real Doctor yelled out angrily for Dr. Nurse Doctor.
Dr. Real Doctor: DR. NURSE DOCTOR! GET YOUR UNDEAD ASS IN THE RESEARCH AND EXAMINATION ROOM AND STOP TEASING THE PATIENT'S.
Dr. Nurse Doctor: Damn. I'll see you boys later... (blows kiss)
Dr. Nurse Doctor left and the patient was thinking with bread and dirty thoughts.
Patient Foot Soldier: I wanna lick that lady's croissant...
THE END OF THIS CHAPTER
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