A Shitty plot

The stupid smell of an incense had already exhausted Kagura's brain. When Okita pressed his lips against her own, she lost the rest of her sanity. For a second, she pressed her body against Okita.

But then Okita put his tongue into her mouth.

Kagura forcibly pushed Okita farther away from her and got off the bed. She rubbed her mouth on her wrist and snorted:

´Idiot! ´

´Your first kiss? ´

´None of your business! ´

´Well, actually´, Okita said with a grim smile and slowly touched his lips, ´now it is mine. ´

Kagura was grinding her teeth. Okita smiled even wider.

Kagura marched to the door, but stopped suddenly and spoke:

´Don't get in my way. I will marry Sebastian. I must work for the good of my kingdom. ´

´What's this, some silly shojo-manga? ´ Okita wondered frantically. ´Will you marry that jerk because you have to continue the royal line? What a joke. ´

Kagura didn't look at him.

´China… Kagura,´ Okita said slowly, ´that's not you at all. Since when have you thought of other people? Okay, then get married with that shit face. I can decorate your wedding suite too when you get married. ´

Okita dodged a shoe Kagura had just thrown.

´Uh, you're starting to strip... I knew you wanted to do it with me.´

He dodged another shoe.

´You could have kept the high heels on, Cinderella. ´

´Shut up! ´ Kagura shrieked and stared at him. Her expression was slightly sad.

´I can't stay here. ´

´No, Kondo's coming here soon and he's not a beautiful sight. ´

´I meant Edo!´ Kagura sighed. ´I have to marry Prince Sebastian, otherwise he will attack my country and do terrible things.´

Okita tilted his head.

´Let me just check… You gave up? To a man? ´

Kagura sighed again.

´I was alone. Gin-Chan and Shinpachi weren´t there with me.´

Okita looked at her.

´What if ... Shinsengumi will arrest that shithead immediately and he will never return to your planet? I already set him up as a thief. I put the bridal ring inside his pocket. Kondo is not going to like the fact that the alien guy has robbed his bride. ´

Kagura opened her mouth, but Okita continued:

´Tell Danna about it, too. He can hardly let anything happen to your home planet.´

Kagura's expression brightened.

´Gin-Chan can help to find a new wife for Sebastian. There are rich but desperate women here. ´

Not exactly what Okita was thinking, but one solution too.

After a quick planning, they went back to the ballroom. They blackmailed prince Sebastian, not telling Kondo that the bride's ring had been found from the prince's pocket. Eventually he found a new fiancé and Kagura was released.

´If you ever threaten Kagura again,´ Okita told to Prince with a grim smile, ´I will find you and put you back to your mother´s womb.´

Talk about a shitty plot.

Soon it was time for the last dance.

Okita never danced. And he didn't do it now either. He watched as Danna danced with Kagura and talked to her about something. Maybe… Maybe Kagura would come back to work for him.

Suddenly Okita was somehow tense but still laughing at the same time.

He turned to Hijikata and said:

´I´ll need our hotel room completely for myself tonight. ´

They were supposed to share one room.

´What? ´ Hijikata got angry. ´I can't walk back to the headquarters, it´s too far. ´

´I had a shit on both beds, ´ Okita said steadily.

´FUCKING-! ´

´Shh, you're bothering the wedding couple, ´ Okita said calmly, ´ask Danna if he could accommodate you. He lives close by. ´

He nodded towards Gintoki who was drunk as fuck.

Waltz ended. Guests congratulated the wedding couple once again. Then Kondo and Otae were heading towards their beautifully decorated wedding suite.

Okita went to stand behind Kagura and touched her side. Kagura gasped. Okita leaned down to say quietly to her ear:

´I had never kissed anyone before either. ´

Kagura turned her face with surprised expression.

´Come on, ´ Okita said, pulling Kagura back to upstairs. ´Let me make love to you. ´