As of now, the series contains the following stories:
~Stories In The Series So Far~
Intro
Provides an introduction to FCT
Origin Story; Complete
The Spaces Between
(Naruto Fandom; slight AU prior to OC's birth)
CT is reborn in an attempt by Senju Tobirama's son to reincarnate his father, which does not go as planned.
Dark, Action and Suspense, Happy Ending. WIP
Heroes Are Overrated
(Harry Potter Fandom; canon prior to OC's birth)
CT is reborn as Harry Potter, and proceeds to have a very bad time.
OC is very deeply traumatized here, was not expecting to be reborn again, is deeply unimpressed by the seeming determination of the multiverse to give her a penis, and her early world-saving attempts are repeatedly accidentally thwarted by Dumbledore.
OC is Not Amused.
Dark comedy. WIP
More Than Eyes Could Ever See
(Naruto Fandom; canon prior to OC)
OC is reborn as the little sister of Uchiha Shisui. Her plans to save her precious Aniki are derailed when the Kyuubi attack leaves her with struggling with both brain damage and blindness.
Drama, Family, Tragedy; WIP
When You Make Plans, Fate Laughs
(Naruto Fandom; mostly canon until OC regains past memories)
OC concluded during her last life that the one consistent fact she could always rely on was that she would always be destined to fall in love with some version of Uchiha Itachi.
Fate prompted reincarnated her as Uchiha Sasuke.
Primarily a character development fic; wherein OC acknowledges herself as FCT for the first time, and is forced to deal with all of the issues she's been ignoring.
Features explicit discussion of heavy themes and adult issues, including but not limited to:
Abuse, Child Abuse, Child Soldiers, Torture, Killing, Death, Unethical Medical Experimentation, Addiction, Genocide, Incest, etc.
I attempted to balance the more serious tone of this fic with excessive use of very black, macabre, and sometimes irreverent and inappropriate humour; however issues WILL be addressed seriously and resolved to some degree as realistically as possible.
Dark Comedy, Tragedy, Dark Themes, Black Humour, Personal Growth, Healing, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Forgiveness, Recovery; WIP
The Sky Is Falling!
(KHR Fandom; canon up to OC)
CT is reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi. She is Not Impressed.
Humour, Adventure; WIP
Black Magick
(Harry Potter Fandom; pre-canon)
OC is reborn as Cassiopeia Black. She's going to change the world, whether they like it or not.
Humour, Family, Political, Eventual Romance; WIP
~Additions To The Series Will Continue To Be Added At Any Time~
There are a few other stories I have planned but not fleshed out. However, after the fourth story began writing itself on me (It made a perfect character development/transition fic between story #3 and the one I had originally slated to be #4); I promised myself not to even think about any of them until my outlined/partially-written fics were finished and posted.
An Extended Summary List of Series Stories:
THE SPACES BETWEEN
The story of when, how, and why my life turned into a self-insert fanfiction saga, and how I accidently broke myself trying to fix the world - all while pretending to be someone else. Badly.
(In which inappropriate humour becomes a coping mechanism for terrible things.)
In other words:
What (Not) To Do When
Your New Otou-Sama Is A Mad Scientist
Determined To Reincarnate His Dead Father
He Gets You Instead
Or:
The Phrase:
"You Poor, Unfortunate Soul"
Unexpectedly Becomes A Lot More Relevant
Alternatively:
How I Disgraced The Name
Of
Senju Tobirama
AKA:
Joining Root
&
Other Fun Times With Danzou-Sama
Relationships:
Uchiha Itachi/Original Character(s); Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Kushina; Uchiha Fugaku/Uchiha Mikoto; Nara Shikaku/Nara Yoshino; TBD - Relationships;
Characters:
Uzumaki Clan, Uzumaki Kushina, Uzumaki Naruto, Original Uzumaki Character(s);
Senju Clan, Senju Tobirama, Senju Hashirama, Senju Tsunade, Original Senju Character(s);
Uchiha Clan, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Kagami, Original Uchiha Character(s);
Shimura Danzou; Orochimaru; Sarutobi Hiruzen, Mitokado Homura, Utatane Koharu;
Nara Shikaku, Nara Yoshino, Nara Shikamaru, Nara Ensui, Original Nara Character(s);
Yamanaka Inoichi, Yamanaka Fuu, Yamanaka Ino, Original Yamanaka Character(s);
Akimichi Chouza, Akimichi Torifu, Akimichi Chouji, Original Akimichi Character(s);
Aburame Shibi, Aburame Torune, Aburame Shino, Original Aburame Character(s);
Hyuuga Hiashi, Hyuuga Hizashi, Hyuuga Neji, Original Hyuuga Character(s)
Sai, Shin, Yamato | Tenzou, ANBU Root;
Namikaze Minato; Nohara Rin; Haruno Sakura; Hatake Kakashi; Jiraiya;
Konoha Citizens; Konoha Ninjas; Konoha 12;
Uchiha Obito, Akatsuki;
Additional Tags:
This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think ; Reincarnation ; Self-Insert ; What-If ; And Now For Something Completely Different ;
Trauma ; Psychological Trauma ; Childhood Trauma ; Medical Trauma ; Eye Trauma ; Basically Lots and Lots of Trauma ; Trauma For Everyone! ; Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD ; Past Rape/Non-con ; Past Child Abuse ; Past Character Death ; Past Sexual Abuse ; Past Torture ; Past Violence ; Past Lives ; Dark Past ; Past Domestic Violence ; Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ; Past Drug Addiction ;
Child Soldiers ; Child Abuse ; Child Neglect ; Child Abandonment ; Child Death ; Parent-Child Relationship ;
This Is Actually Pretty Dark ; It's Root ; What Do You Expect? ; Everyone Has Issues ; Mental Health Issues ; This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things ; OC is a Terrible Actor ; Root Fixes That ; Sort Of ;
Evil Shimura Danzou ; Shimura Danzou Being an Asshole ; Basically Just Being Himself ; Anyone Who Associates With Danzo is a Terrible Human Being ; Looking At YOU Sarutobi ;
Uzumaki Kushina is a Goddess ; BAMF Uzumaki Kushina ; Uchiha Mikoto is an Actual Goddess ; Kid Uchiha Itachi ; Tiny Tachi is Adorable ; Baby!Tachi is Precious ; Childhood Friends ; Childhood Memories ;
Destroying Childhood Memories ; Brainwashing ; Curse Seals ; Fuinjutsu ; Human Experimentation ; Medical Experimentation ; Unethical Experimentation ; Government Experimentation ; Evil Scientists Being Evil ; Orochimaru Being Orochimaru ; Danzou Is His Own Warning ; So is Orochimaru ;
Uchiha Itachi Being a Good Brother ; Uchiha Itachi is a Good Friend ; The Uchiha Deserved Better ; Most of Them Anyway ; Sibling Bonding ; Protective Siblings ; Little Brothers ; Little Brothers Are Precious ;
Intersex ; Hermaphrodite ; Gender Dysphoria ; Body Dysphoria ; Body Image ; Body Modification ; Untested Body Modification With Orochimaru ; Non-Consensual Body Modification ; Untested Seals ; Orochimaru is Unexpectedly Helpful ; Orochimaru is Still Not Nice ; Orochimaru Does What He Wants ;
OC Has Terrible Ideas ; Things That Shouldn't Work ; Some Do Anyway ; Not Always The Way She Wanted ; Others Blow Up In Her Face ; Sometimes Literally ; This'll End Well ; Not ; What Could Possibly Go Wrong? ; Damnit Shisui! ; It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better ; Eventual Happy Ending ;
Cameo by Future!CT ; See If You Can Spot Her ; Asexuality Spectrum ; Sexuality Crisis ; Demisexuality ;
Overthrowing the Government ; It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You ; Itachi Is Concerned ; Everyone Needs A Hug ; Revolutionaries ; Naras Getting Interested ; OC Was Trying To Fly Under The Radar ; This Is NOT Helping ;
Not All Of Us Can Be Neurotypical ; Shinobi Methods of Dealing With This Are Shoddy ; Basically: They Don't ; Who Needs Functional Social Skills ; We're Highly Trained Killing Machines ; Asperger Syndrome ;
Mokuton ; Kekkei Genkai | Bloodline Limit ; Sharingan ; Mangekyou Sharingan ; Uzumaki Kekkei Genkei ; Uzumaki Clan Lore ; Water ; Tobirama Was Secretly A Mermaid ; OC Is Certain ; It's The Only Explanation That Makes Sense ; Her Control Over Water Is Ridiculous ;
Multilingual ; Languages and Linguistics ; Different Countries Have Different Languages And/Or Dialects ; Japanese ; Japanese Mythology & Folklore ; Japanese Culture ; Chinese New Year ;
HEROES ARE OVER-RATED
Honestly? Magic is bullshit.
Even more bullshit than chakra; OC didn't actually think that was possible.
As if that isn't bad enough, OC is very badly traumatized, was not expecting to be reborn again, is deeply unimpressed by the seeming determination of the multiverse to give her a penis, and her early world-saving attempts are repeatedly accidentally thwarted by Dumbledore.
OC is Not Amused.
OC identifies as female, is physically male, and refers to certain body parts as
"The Genitalia That Must Not Be Named"
She really is Just Done With Everything.
Sort-of no main character pairing - OC makes a horrified vow of celibacy as a small child that later turns out to have been an accidental Vow.
Relationships:
James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black/James Potter/Lily Evans Potter; TBD - Relationships;
Characters:
Harry Potter, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Sirius Black, Original Female Character(s), Potter Family ( cymric here ) ;
Peter Pettigrew, Barty Crouch Jr., Voldemort, Scabbers, Nagini, Various Death Eaters, Doloris Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge;
Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Marge Dursley, Residents Of Privit Drive Muggle OCs;
Hermione Granger, Aberforth Dumbledore, Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Augusta Longbottom, Newt Scamander, Amelia Bones, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Weasley Family;
Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Andromeda Black Tonks, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Arcturus Black, Cassiopeia Black, Black Family;
Hedwig, Dobby, Winky, House Elves, Goblins, Centaurs, Merfolk, Veela, Crookshanks, Jinx the Snake, Hex the Raven;
Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Other Teachers;
Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Tracey Davis, Lily Moon, Millicent Bulstrode, Slytherin Students;
Cedric Diggory, Susan Bones, Hufflepuff Students;
Additional Tags:
OC is Harry Potter ; OC is Not Amused ; OC Was Not Expecting Reincarnation ; Again ; OC Would Like To Know Why Fate Keeps Giving Her A Penis ; Which Shall Henceforth Be Referred To As ; The Genitalia That Must Not Be Named ; OC Still Copes Using Inappropriate Humour ; At Least She Thinks It's Funny ; She's Deeply Traumatized ; So Maybe Not The Best Judge ;
Trauma ; Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD ; Psychological Trauma ; Childhood Trauma ; Child Abuse ; The Dursley Family Is Not Nice ; It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You ;
Grief/Mourning ; Past Relationship(s) ; Past Abuse ; Past Child Abuse ; Past Character Death ; Past Torture ; Past Violence ; Past Lives ; Dark Past ; Reincarnation ; Self-Insert ; Sort Of ; Naruto References ; Slytherin Harry Potter ; Because NINJA! ; That's Why ; Not A Crossover ; Just A Cameo At One Point ;
Triad ; Threesome - F/M/M ; Sad Sirius Black ; Sirius Black is Harry Potter's Parent ; Papá Sirius Black ; Tadi James ; Mamaí Lily ; The Black Family Tree Has Greek & French Roots ; The Potters Are Welsh ; Lily Is Half-Irish ;
Her First Life With Loving, Protective Parents & No Abuse ; And Then They Die ; The Dursleys Are Not An Acceptable Consolation Prize ; She Finally Has a Mum Who'd Walk Through Fire For Her ; Lily Potter Is The Best Mum ; So GTFO Molly ; No One Is Replacing Lily ;
Albus Dumbledore Being An Idiot ; He's Not Really Evil ; Just Very Misguided ; The Results Are Unfortunately Very Similar ; He Means Well ; He's Just Very Bad At Being A Decent Person ; He Tries ; Ineffectively ; But He Does Try ;
OC Gets Drunk & Commiserates With Aberforth ; She Suggests Forming a Club ; People Whose Lives Were Unintentionally Ruined By Albus ; (Not So) Anonymous ; Aberforth Founds The Train-wReck Albus Struck Here Society ; AKA The TRASH Society ; It's Surprisingly Popular ; Snape Joins ;
OC Is Deeply Unimpressed By Everything ; This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things ; OC Just Wants To Get The Plot Over With Early ; So She Can Curl Up In A Ball & Weep In Peace ; Damnit Dumbledore! ; Just Leave Her Alone ; Screaming Into The Void ; It Doesn't Fix Anything ; But It Makes Her Feel Better ;
Luna Lovegood is a Good Friend ; Neville Longbottom is a Good Friend ; Harry Potter Is Protective ; She Can't Help It ; Asexuality Spectrum ; Asexual Relationship(s) ;
Draco Malfoy Was Not Expecting This Harry Potter ; To Be Fair ; No One Was ; Lectures In The Common Room On Being Slytherin ; Harry Isn't Impressed ; The Upper Years Are Amused ; Doesn't Mean They Aren't Taking Notes ; Firstie Or Not ; She's Not Actually WRONG ;
Gender Dysphoria ; Body Dysphoria ; Trans Female Character ; Trans Harry Potter ; Eventually ; She's Not Happy About Having To Invent A Transition Process Herself ; Seriously People ; They Have Magic ; It Should Not Be This Difficult ;
Severus Snape Was Not Expecting This ; He Needs To Get Drunk To Deal With It ; There Is Not Enough Alcohol In The World ; Why is the Rum Gone? ; He's Getting Very Tired Of Dragging Harry Potter Back To Hogwarts ; He Has No Idea How The Brat Keeps Escaping ; But He Would Like It To Stop Now Please ;
Filius Is Amused ; You Can't Buy This Entertainment ; Untold Mayhem & Endless Chaos ; The Weasley Twins Are In Awe ; McGonagall Is Off Balance ; She Has A Bad Feeling About This ; She's Right To Worry ; She & Snape Become Drinking Buddies ;
OC Would Like To Go Home Now ; She Just Isn't Sure Where That Is ; Identity Issues ; Everyone Has Issues ; OC Is Not Drunk Enough For This ; Hello Alcoholism ; My Old Friend ; Snape Wants To Know Where She's Getting & Keeping All That Booze ; He Confiscates It ; She Just Gets More ;
OC Needs Help ; And Hugs ; All The Hugs ; OC is Just So Done ; Accidental Vows ; Words Have Power ; Be Careful What You Wish For ; Because MAGIC ; Magick Is A Thing ;
The Wix World Is Not A Nice Place To Be Neuro-Atypical ; Autistic Luna Lovegood ; Luna Is Precious ; Harry Will Protect Her ; Autistic Neville Longbottom ; Harry Will Protect Him Too ; She's Starting To Notice A Pattern ; Her Best Friends Are Rarely Neurotypical ; It's Like She Has A Sixth Sense ; Magnetizing Her To Neuro-Atypical People ; And Setting Off All Her Protective Instincts ; Mama Bear Harry Potter ; Don't Mess With Her Cubs ; Autistic Newt Scamander ;
Asperger Syndrome ; Severus Snape Has Asperger's ; No One's Ever Handled It Well ; At All ; Especially Dumbledore ; It's Why He's So Bitter ; Snape's Just So Done With Humanity ; And Human Interaction ; He'd Like To Go Live Alone In A Nice Cave Somewhere ; And Never Speak To Anyone Else Ever Again ; Dumbledore Insists On Keeping Him In School ; Where He Was Bullied And Traumatized ; Surrounded By Screaming Adolescents ; Who He Can't Just Ignore ; He Has To Teach ; Interact With The Hellspawn ; Be A Role Model ; Severus Snape Regrets Everything ; He Tries His Best ; It's Just So Hard ; And Neurotypical People Make No Sense To Him ;
Slytherins Being Slytherins ; If You Didn't Want To Be Blackmailed ; You Shouldn't Have Done It ; Sounds Legit ; Harry Thinks So ; Dumbledore Is Worried ; For All The Wrong Reasons ;
Polyglot ; Multilingual Character ; Welsh Character ; Irish Language ; Cymric ; Latin ; Ancient Greek ; Français | French ; Japanese ; Old Languages ; Languages and Linguistics ; Dead Languages ; Old Gods ; Celtic Mythology & Folklore ; References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore ; Mythical Beings & Creatures ; Pureblood Culture ; Japanese Culture ; Japanese Mythology & Folklore ;
MORE THAN EYES COULD EVER SEE
OC is reborn as the little sister of Uchiha Shisui. Her plans to save her precious Aniki are derailed when the Kyuubi attack leaves her with struggling with both brain damage and blindness.
She tries to find a way to avert the massacre and change the future as a disabled civilian child; all while struggling to live with her disabilities, and find a new purpose now that her options are limited.
Our OC is very happy to be born female here. Also, she eventually comes to the conclusion that no matter what, she will always fall in love with some version of Uchiha Itachi.
Finding myself back in Konoha should have made me happy. For a while, it did.
My memories hadn't completely returned yet, but I knew I was back with people I loved. Not to mention, I had the best Nii-san in the world. Why wouldn't I be happy?
I had the hazy knowledge that someday Aniki would need me to save him, but that was alright. I knew that eventually I'd remember everything I needed to know; and after all - I was a prodigy. I'd protect him.
Then the Kyuubi attacked, and I remembered.
To make matters worse, I was badly injured; with permanent consequences. I would never be a shinobi.
How would I save Shisui-nii now?
As if that wasn't enough, there was a massacre coming.
Not only was Shisui-nii in grave danger, but if I couldn't find a way to fix things, the entire Uchiha Clan would be slaughtered by the boy (man) I had loved, saved, and married in another life.
But this time I was a Uchiha as well.
I was ashamed to realise I'd probably still love him even if he went through with it. That I'd still care for the one who would kill my family.
I'd love him even if (when) he killed me.
Relationships:
Uchiha Itachi/Original Female Character(s); Uchiha Shisui & Original Female Character(s); Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Shisui & Original Female Character(s); Uchiha Sasuke & Original Character(s); Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Shisui; Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Sasuke; Uchiha Fugaku/Uchiha Mikoto; (Past) Uchiha Itachi/Original Female Character; Others TBD;
Characters:
Original Uchiha Character(s), Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Kagami, Uchiha Izumi, Uchiha Tekka, Uchiha Uruchi, Uchiha Clan;
Uchiha Obito, Akatsuki, Shimura Danzou, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Mitokado Homura, Utatane Koharu;
Senju Tobirama, Senju Tsunade, Hatake Kakashi, Yamato | Tenzou, ANBU, Jariaya;
Nara Shikaku, Nara Yoshino, Nara Shikamaru, Nara Ensui, Original Nara Characters;
Hyuuga Hizashi, Hyuuga Hinata, Hyuuga Hiashi, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Kou, Original Hyuuga Character(s);
Yamanaka Inoichi, Yamanaka Fuu, Yamanaka Santa, Original Yamanaka Characters;
Akimichi Chouza, Akimichi Torifu, Inuzuka Tsume, Inuzuka Hana;
Aburame Shibi, Aburame Torune, Aburame Shino, Original Aburame Character(s);
Sai, Shin, Orphans of Konoha, ANBU Root;
Konoha Civilians, Konoha Shinobi, Konoha Clans, Hi no Kuni Citizens, Hi no Kuni Nobles, Fire Diamyo;
Additional Tags:
OC Is A Girl ; She's So Happy About The Lack Of Penis ; Women Being Awesome ; It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You ; Prodigy OC ;
Shisui's Little Sister ; Uchiha Shisui Is The Best Big Brother ; Big Brother Uchiha Shisui ; Protective Uchiha Shisui ; Genius Uchiha Shisui ;
Angst & Tragedy ; Child Abuse ; Grief/Mourning ; Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD ; Past Relationship(s) ; Past Lives ; One-Sided Attraction ; One-Sided Relationship ; Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ; Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ;
Uchiha Fugaku Is Actually A Good Clan Head ; BAMF Uchiha Mikoto ; BAMF Uchiha Shisui ; BAMF Uchiha Itachi ; Uchiha Sasuke Is SMOL & Precious ; Uchiha Sasuke Must Be Protected ; Uzumaki Naruto Is A Little Shit ; But Still Adorable ; Protect The Children ; Fight Me ; I Will Go Down With This Ship ;
Accidents ; Head Injury ; Blindness ; Brain Damage ; Disabled Character ; I Am More Than My Disabilities ; Coping with Disabilities ; OC Is Blind ; A Blind Uchiha ; It Goes About As Well As You'd Expect ; Trauma ; Eye Trauma ; Childhood Trauma ; Medical Trauma ; Near Death Experiences ;
TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE ; As A Civilian In A Shinobi World ; OC Is Not Having Any More Of Your Shit Sarutobi ; Konoha Has A Lot Of Problems ; OC Will Fix This If It Kills Her ; TBH It Probably Will ; Come At Me Bro ; Being Proactive ; It's A Revolution ; Shinobi Aren't The Only Ones With Power ; BAMF Civilians ;
Sharingan ; Mangekyou Sharingan ; Auditory Genjutsu ; Genjutsu ; Arranged Marriage ; Uchiha Elders ;
Shimura Danzou Being An Asshole ; As Always ; Evil Shimura Danzou ; So What Else Is New ;
Root Liberation ; Not Abandoning Her Old Friends ; They Have No Idea Who She Is ; That's Okay ; She Loves Them Anyway ; Not Gonna Leave Them With Danzo ; DONE WITH YOUR SHIT ; So Very Done With Sarutobi ;
Asperger Syndrome ; Asexuality Spectrum ; Demisexuality ; OC Loves All These Beautiful Neuro-Atypical People ; This Life She Goes Looking For Them ; Because Why Not ;
Harry Potter References ; Multilingual Character ; Languages & Linguistics ; Languages ; Dead Languages ; Ancient Greek ; Old Welsh ; Cymric ; French ; Irish Language ; Japanese Mythology & Folklore ; Japanese Culture ; Chinese New Year ;
OC Swears ; A Lot ; Big Brother Does Not Approve ; She Would Really Appreciate A Drink Right Now ; Big Brother Approves Even Less ; OC Starts Swearing In Dead Languages ; Big Brother Thinks It's Gibberish ; So He Reluctantly Approves ; OC Is Very Smug About This ; She Outsmarted Uchiha Shisui ;
WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS, FATE LAUGHS
In her last life, our OC happily concluded that there would never be a Shinobi-verse where she would not fall in love with and marry Uchiha Itachi.
Fate promptly reincarnated her as Uchiha Sasuke.
AKA:
That Moment
When You Realize You've Been Reincarnated
As Your Old Lover's Little Sibling
Or:
In Which Our OC
Is Finally Beginning To Come To Terms
With Her Place In The Multi-Verse
And Finally:
Uchiha Izumi Must Die
Summary: Wherein our OC begrudgingly accepts that she's Fate's Chew Toy, Uchiha Itachi will never be anything but infuriatingly loveable, and she really needs to start getting used to occasionally having a penis.
She chooses the name CT (Chewie to her friends... if she ever dares to tell anyone), and ponders the dubious ethics of Orochimaru's body-switching jutsu.
Also, is it really incest if you weren't related in your past lives?
Does being in love with your older brother still count as incestuous if your current body is asexual?
She honestly isn't sure whether that makes her memories of marriage to his alternates more or less awkward. Because really, ew.
I should probably note that I haven't entirely made up my mind yet about whether or not the Uchiha will be massacred in this.
I have a basic outline for what will happen if it goes either way, though I'm leaning towards exploring the comic potential of keeping them around to witness Sasuke's rapidly deteriorating sanity as he juggles the many, many reincarnation-related issues he's having with trying to save them; and get their reactions to his decision to raise Senju Tobirama from the dead to Fix All The Things.
However, I'm also quite tempted to explore Sasuke's reaction to having the massacre happen anyway, so that he can raise Tobirama to go after Danzou afterwards, and make very sure that Hiruzen Wishes He'd Stayed Retired.
Either way, he'll make sure that Tobirama Regrets Everything.
Primarily a character development fic; wherein OC acknowledges herself as FCT for the first time, and is forced to deal with all of the issues she's been ignoring.
While this is largely intended to be a Black Comedy, I do intend to explore a lot of serious themes in it in a serious way.
While I freely admit to wanting to write this because I found the premise hilarious, that isn't why I've been working on it ahead of schedule. (At least not entirely.)
I tried to ignore it like I have the other plot bunnies I'm sitting on for this series until I've finished the four stories I already have outlined, but I keep getting sidetracked with ideas for this one because it has the potential to be as important to CT's overall character development and growth as it does to be entertaining.
Though she deals with a lot of major things in each of her lives, there are a few reoccuring issues that keep getting covered with humour and shoved to the side, because there are always more important things to deal with and despite her poor coping skills she's still functional.
Despite writing this story to be humorous, I'm hoping to have CT make some serious revelations and come to terms with them in this.
Part of this is due to the fact that when she awakens in this life, everything is just "too much" for her to deal with and her coping skills are now hindering more than helping; meaning she's no longer functional.
This is why the decision of whether the Uchiha Clan lives or dies in this fic is still up in the air - while stopping the Uchiha massacre is what she's trying to focus on dealing with, it's not actually the point of this fic at all.
The point is for her to be forced to face the problems caused by the inappropriate coping skills she keeps using, and to finally begin to deal with them and come up with healthier plans for the future. While I'm intending for it to read a bit like a comedy of errors, it's largely as a way to offset the very serious themes CT's going to be dealing with.
The survival of the Uchiha Clan as a whole - while very important to her personally - is completely irrelevant to the true plot.
She's going to have to deal with these issues whether or not she saves them - saving them will just make her less likely to admit she needs help, while not saving them will just give her plenty of additional issues.
I gave in and started working on it because there's a big gap in character development between the third and fourth stories I had, and I couldn't find a way to bridge it without dragging out either one.
This story lets me deal with that perfectly. The amusement factor is just a bonus.
I listed the various themes I intend to explore in this fic at the end. While not explicitly stated below, Mental Health Issues will also be a feature.
Features Explicit Discussion Of Heavy Themes & Adult Issues
Including But Not Limited To:
Abuse, Child Abuse, Child Soldiers, Torture, Killing, Death, War, Unethical Medical Experimentation, Addiction, Genocide, Incest, etc.
Attempted to balance with excessive use of very black, macabre, and sometimes irreverent and inappropriate humour; however issues WILL be addressed seriously and resolved to some degree as realistically as possible.
Additional/Expanded Trigger List In Story Notes.
Relationships:
(Past) Uchiha Itachi/Original Character, (Past) Uchiha Itachi/Original Female Character, One-sided Uchiha Itachi/Uchiha Sasuke; Uchiha Fugaku/Uchiha Mikoto; Relationships - TBD;
Characters:
Original Characters, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Kagami, Uchiha Izumi, Uchiha Tekka, Uchiha Uruchi, Uchiha Clan;
Uzumaki Naruto, Umino Iruka, Haruno Sakura, Rookie Nine, Konoha 12;
Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzou, Mitokado Homura, Utatane Koharu;
Hatake Kakashi, Yamato | Tenzou, Sai, Aburame Torune, Yamanaka Fuu, Senju Tobirama;
Orochimaru, Yakushi Kabuto, Uzumaki Karin, Hozuki Suigetsu, Juugo;
Additional Tags:
OC is Uchiha Sasuke ; Reincarnation ; Fate Is Laughing At Her ; Not Another Penis ; Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ; Life Isn't Fair ; Neither Is Fate ; Harry Potter References ;
Awkward Crush ; Inconvenient Romantic Feelings ; Uchiha Sasuke Hates Uchiha Izumi ; Uchiha Izumi Must Die ; Not Seriously ; Sasuke Doesn't Actually Want Anyone To Die ; He Just Wants Her To Stay Far Away From Itachi ; Uchiha Shisui Is Very Entertained ; Uchiha Shisui Lives ;
Sasuke Spent His Toddler Years Insisting He Would Grow Up To Be Itachi's Wife ; He Was Very Determined ; Now He Knows Why ; It's Very Awkward ; Uchiha Sasuke Has Issues ;
Uchiha Itachi Just Wants To Be A Good Big Brother ; Protective Uchiha Itachi ; Uchiha Itachi Being a Good Brother ; Uchiha Itachi Lives ; Uchiha Itachi Has Issues ;
Uchiha Sasuke Is Miserable ; He Needs Alcohol ; Sasuke Isn't Drunk Enough For This ; He Considers Alcoholism A Valid Coping Skill ; What Do You Mean I Can't Drink My Way Through Childhood ; Sasuke NO. Just Don't ; Mikoto Is Concerned ;
Everyone Is Very Concerned ; Sasuke Resents Your Enforced Sobriety ; He Wants More Alcohol ; All The Alcohol ; Fugaku Wants To Know Where His Sake Went ; Goddamnit Sasuke ; Drinking to Cope ; Admitting You Have A Problem ; Uchiha Sasuke Is Not Okay ;
Uchiha Massacre ; CT Is Getting Very Tired Of Defeating Danzo ; And Cleaning Up After Sarutobi's Mistakes ; It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You ;
Edo Tensei ; Senju Tobirama Is Not Amused ; He's Been Resurrected By A Weeping Child ; A Weeping Uchiha Child ; A Drunk Weeping Uchiha Child ; Who Bawls All Over Him And Gets Snot On His Clothes While Ranting About Danzou ; Who Has Apparently Gone Mad ;
Tobirama Really Wants To Know Where Hiruzen's Been During All This ; This Was Not What He Signed Up For ; He's Supposed To Be Retired ; Danzo What Have You Done ; Tobirama Does Not Remember Hiruzen Being This Incompetent ; Tobirama is So Done ; He Really Would Like To Go Back To Being Dead Now ;
Senju Tobirama Needs a Hug ; Uchiha Sasuke Needs a Hug ; So Does Itachi ; AND SHISUI ; Everyone Needs A Hug ;
Asperger Syndrome ; Asexuality Spectrum ; Demisexuality ; Asexuality ; Sexuality Crisis ; Asexual Uchiha Sasuke ;
Talking About Issues ; Talking To Dead People ; Because She Can't Admit What's Wrong ; Not To Anyone Alive ; Tobirama Is Awkward ; Because Feelings ; Tobirama Regrets Everything ; The Author Regrets Everything ; The Author Regrets Nothing ;
Mentions Of Incest ; No Actual Incest ; Because Incest Is Not Nice ; Not Good ; So No ; Lots Of Trigger Warnings ;
The themes/issues this fic deals with are:
Gender Dysphoria - While the first story touched upon her experiences with gender dysphoria, she was not entirely male, and soon had the comfort of knowing her body was meant to be female if not for her father playing mad scientist. She was able to focus on the female side of being intersex and largely ignore the differences once she was living as female. She then spent the second largely in denial, before transitioning and pretending it never happened. In the third she was born female and spent it focusing on other issues. So this is the first life where she's actually going to be dealing with her gender dysphoria instead of simply denying reality to make it go away. Dealing with this is an important part of maintaining her mental health, and she has to do it here, where there is no way for her to transition that isn't an illusion, and she can't simply create a way herself in less than a decade or more of dedicated research and study.
Obsession/Fixation - While she has honestly fallen in love with two different versions of Itachi, she's also allowed herself to become fixated on him in what could potentially become a very unhealthy way. This life is less about torturing her and more about forcing her to face up to her obsession, and accept that she can't regain control of her existance just by fixating on maintaining a romantic relationship with a single person and their various alternates throughout the multiverse. It does this by putting her in a situation where that person is still an important part of her life, but she never can or will have the relationship with them that she wants, and forcing her to deal. While an Itachi/Sasuke pairing may work in fanfiction, in reality incest is extremely unhealthy and this shows her dealing with her obsession with that understanding.
Identity - One of the things that keeps causing her problems is that she's still clinging very hard to her original identity as being her "true" identity; which is a problem because it ignores everything she's done and gone through and the person she's become. She deals with the question of "Who am I?" and tries to accept that her experiences are adding to the person she is, rather than diminishing it. This also ties into the next theme below.
Sexuality - Again, this was touched on the first story, but she mostly blamed the gender issues as the source of her problems and ignored it otherwise. In the second it was a non-issue due to involuntary enforced celibacy - though she was still grieving when she learned about the Vow, so she was mainly relieved she wouldn't have to struggle with guilt from moving on, and refused to acknowledge anything else. It was equally unproblematic in the third since she was closer to her original body chemistry. Here, she's actually forced to face the reality of her body chemistry changing in her new life and the effects it has on her sexuality. This is important because part of her original identity was as a highly sexual person; while Tobirama's DNA impacted her sex drive negatively in her first rebirth, she still had one even if she was technically Grey-A. My Uchiha Sasuke is almost always a sex-repulsed, aromantic-asexual - so having his body chemistry impacts her, and she needs to deal with the confusion and conflict from that. She needs to accept that sex isn't that important to who she is - that she can be herself without wanting it and that's okay.
Alcoholism - She flirted with alcoholism a bit in her original life, but moved past it; in the first story she could just emphasize a bit with others because of her past. In the second, she was too depressed and traumatized to realise that she had crossed the line; while she cared deeply for her loved ones there she also spent most of that life either drinking or in denial. In the third she didn't have access to alcohol, so she had to learn to cope without it. In this life she becomes a full-blown child alcoholic, and is forced to recognize that she is Not Okay. She's forced to get help, and eventually acknowledge she needs it.
Denial - CT has gotten very good at lying to herself about things that her mind refuses to deal with. While this has helped her cope with a lot of things she wouldn't have been able to deal with so well otherwise, she used to notice that she was doing it. She knew she was lying to herself; she just chose to ignore it because she was afraid that forcing herself to accept reality would drive her stark raving mad. Eventually she doesn't even realise she's doing it. This breaks down a bit here and she's forced to relearn self-honesty.
Trauma - She has gone through lots of trauma in every single one of her lives, and while she's dealt with some of it there's a lot more that she's been supressing, pushing down, to the side... eventually it's all going to come out. She has a lot of anger and pain to deal with.
THE SKY IS FALLING
Saving the world is one thing, and CT has made her peace with the fact that she feels compelled to help avert tragedies when she knows they're coming.
But the Mafia?
This is one Sawada Tsunayoshi that's not going to take this lying down.
Especially since Vongola bullshit is not helping her keep her previous life's promise to find a way to deal with problems that doesn't involve alcohol.
Summary: Tsuna does things her way, with a little help from a wild Kyoya, an unexpectedly helpful Byakuran, and a surprisingly supportive Varia.
Relationships:
Sawada Iemitsu/Sawada Nana; Hibari Kyouya/Sawada Tsunayoshi, Sawada Tsunayoshi/Freedom, Sawada Tsunayoshi/Not Being In The Mafia; Relationships - TBD;
Characters:
Original Characters, Original Trans Character(s), Sawada Tsunayoshi, Sawada Nana;
Hibari Kyouya, Vongola Guardians, Rokudou Mukuro, Fon, Bermuda von Veckenschtein, Xanxus, Byakuran Gesso;
Yamamoto Tsuyoshi, Yamamoto Takeshi's Mother, Hibari Kyouya's Mother, Hibari Kyouya's Father, Hibari Clan;
Vindice, Checker Face | Kawahira, Talbot, Arcobaleno, Varia, Daniela | Vongola Ottavo, Namimori Middle Disciplinary Committee Members;
Sawada Iemitsu, Timoteo | Vongola Nono, Vongola Ninth Generation, Reborn, Chrome Dokuro's Mother,
Lambo Bovino, Yamamoto Takeshi, Sasagawa Ryouhei, Sasagawa Kyouko, Kurokawa Hana, Chrome Dokuro, Kakimoto Chikusa, Joushima Ken, Mochida Kensuke, Miura Haru, Fuuta de la Stella, Irie Shouichi, I-Pin;
Additional Tags:
OC is Tsuna ; Trans Female Character ; Female Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Reincarnation ; Naruto References ; Harry Potter References ;
Sawada Tsunayoshi is So Done ; Tsuna's Fought For Her Village ; Fought For Her Clan ; Even Fought To Save The World ; She Draws The Line At Fighting For The Mafia ;
Tsunayoshi is Not Having Any Of Vongola's Shit ; The Mafia Is Not The Most Important Thing In The World ; She Will Fight For Her Right To Stay Out Of It ; She Can Fix The Arcobaleno Curse As A Civilian ; Thank-You-Very-Much ;
Sawada Iemitsu's A+ Parenting ; Sawada Iemitsu Bashing ; Timoteo | Vongola Nono's A+ Parenting ; Timoteo Vongola is an Asshole ; Sawada Iemitsu Being an Asshole ; Sawada Iemitsu Being an Idiot ; Flame Sealing ;
Unconventional Uses for Dying Will Flames ; Unconventional Problem Solving ; Tsuna Ships ; Herself/Freedom ; She's A Cloudy Sky ; Xanxus Is Amused ; The Varia Are All Very Entertained ; Byakuran Is Fascinated ; Flame Harmonization ; Flame Alchemy ;
This Is Not Going To Go The Way Nono Was Expecting ; Daniela Thinks Timoteo Deserves It ; He Does ; She'd Like To Turn Him Over Her Knee ; Iemitsu Doesn't Understand ; Not An Unusual Occurance TBH ; Sawada Nana's A+ Parenting ; Oblivious Sawada Nana ;
Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ; Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ; Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism ; Alcohol Withdrawal ; Alcoholics Anonymous ; OC Shows Up To An AA Meeting ; And The People There Are Like ; Why Is There A Foetus Here? ; This Is NOT Okay ;
OC Just Wants To Learn To Cope Without Looking For A Bottle ; She's Starting Early ; She's Already Angry ; And Getting Angrier ; She's Aware How Bad This Looks ; She Just Doesn't Care ; Her Give-A-Shit Is Broken ;
Kyoya Is Fascinated ; By This Small Angry Animal ; Hitting Things Is Therapuetic ; Possibly Not The Best Plan ; Too Bad ; Some People Are Asking For It ; Kyoya's In Love ; Tsuna is Oblivious ; She Won't Stay That Way ; Hibari Doesn't Know The Meaning Of The Word Subtle ; It Takes A While ;
To Be Fair ; He Keeps Attacking Her ; She Appreciates The Sparring ; But He Also Leaves Bodies On The Porch ; Unconscious Not Dead ; But She Still Thinks It's A Threat ; Hunts Him Down To Kick His Ass ; Tell Him She's Not Intimidated ; He Puts A Bow On The Next One ; It Doesn't Really Help ; Communication Failure ;
Slow Burn ; Possessive Hibari Kyoya ; Protective Hibari Kyoya ; Asperger Syndrome ; Being Neurotypical Is Over-Rated ;
Organized Crime ; Italian Mafia ; Yakuza ; Crimes & Criminals ; Sawada Tsunayoshi Is Not Vongola Decimo ; Yakuza Tsunayoshi Sawada ; It's All Hibari's Fault ; It Was An Accident She Swears ; Yakuza Hibari Family ;
Japanese Culture ; Japanese Mythology & Folklore ; Namimori Town ; Namimori Middle Disciplinary Committee ;
BAMF Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Adorable Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Smart Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Poor Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Child Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Sassy Sawada Tsunayoshi ; Tsuna Is A Little Shit ;
Reborn Has A Headache ; THIS IS NOT WHAT HE SIGNED UP FOR ; Damnit Timoteo! ; Reborn Wants To SKIN Iemitsu ; Preferably Alive ;
BLACK MAGICK
CT finds herself back in the wix world, this time growing up as Cassiopeia Black. She's determined to change the world and save her family - and make a better future for the alternate of the best mother she's ever known.
Cassiopeia Black is going to change the world - whether they like it or not.
Taking Over The World
Was
An Accident.
Really.
Relationships:
Cassiopeia Black/Original Female Character(s), Cassiopeia Black/Tom Riddle, Eventually - Relationship; Relationships - TBD;
Characters:
Original Character(s), Cassiopeia Black, Sirius Black, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Regulus Black, Andromeda Black Tonks, Walburga Black, Orion Black, Alphard Black, Druella Rosier Black, Cygnus Black, Dorea Black Potter, Arcturus Black, Cygnus Black III, Lucretia Black Prewett, Pollux Black, Marius Black, Arcturus Black III, Irma Crabbe Black, Melania Macmillan Black, Cedrella Black Weasley, Violetta Bulstrode Black, Lycoris Black, Callidora Black Longbottom, Charis Black Crouch, Regulus Black I, Sirius Black II, Sirius Black I, Elladora Black, Lysandra Yaxley Black, Arcturus Black I, Hesper Gamp Black, Ursula Flint Black, Belvina Black Burke, Phineas Nigellus Black, Black Family;
Additional Tags:
OC Is Cassiopeia Black ; Reincarnation ; Not A Self-Insert ; OC Is Coming Into Her Own ; She's Less Bitter ; So She Can Admit That Magic Isn't Terrible ; It's Actually Kind Of Awesome ;
Women Being Awesome ; BAMF Women ; Women In Power ; Women's Rights ; Witches ; Witchcraft ; Covens ; Covenants ; Parseltongue ; Parselmouths ;
World Domination ; Accidental World Domination ; Except Not ; She's Just Looking Out For Her Family ; Accidental Overlord ; She Never Wanted To Rule The World ; But She Got The Job Anyway ;
Olde Magick ; Family Magick ; Celtic Mythology & Folklore ; References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore ; Japanese Mythology & Folklore ;
Naruto References ; Katekyou Hitman Reborn! References ; KHR References ; The Black Family Is A Lot Like The Mafia ; TBH ; It's All Very Nostalgic ;
Français | French ; Japanese ; Ancient Greek ; Cymraig ; Brythonic ; Irish Language ; Latin ; Dead Languages ; Languages and Linguistics ; Languages ; Language of Flowers ; Language Kink ; Foreign Language ;
Homophobic Language ; Racist Language ; Ass-Kicking ; Racists Getting Shut Down ; HARD ;
Cassiopeia Black Is Not Having Any Of Your Shit ; She Doesn't Care Who You Are ; Who The Fuck Cares Who Your Grandparents Were ; YOU Have Done Absolutely NOTHING ; So WTF Should I Respect YOU? ; Cassiopeia Black Does Not Care About Your Opinion ;
Sane Tom Riddle ; Young Tom Riddle ; Possessive Tom Riddle ; Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort ; Manipulative Tom Riddle ; Teenage Tom Riddle ; Tom Riddle is His Own Warning ; Tom Riddle Is Giving Her A Headache ;
Smitten Tom Riddle ; She Isn't Very Happy About This ; She'd Like To Know How The Hell This Happened ; And How Does She Make It Stop? ; Older Woman/Younger Man ;
Tom Riddle Is Persistant ; Like A Fungus ; He's Very Determined To Go After Her ; This Feels Very Familiar ; In A Distinctly Funhouse-Mirror-Sort-of-Way ;
Explicit Language ; Profanity Is A Language ; Cassiopeia Says So ; Patriarchal Societies Are The Worst ; Cassiopeia Was Not A Feminist Before ; Being Reborn At The End Of The 19th Century Changes Things ;
Giving Lesbianism A Try ; Because of Reasons ; Such As Men Being Pigs ; Even When They Think They're Being Progressive ; They Aren't ; The End Of The 19th Century & Beginning Of The 20th Were Not Really There Yet ;
Cassiopeia Doesn't Have The Patience For This Shit ; She Will See Your Testosterone And Raise You Estrogen ; Tom Riddle Is A Feminist ; Cassiopeia Was Not Expecting This ; This Tom Riddle Is A Believer ; She Converted Him ;
