My name is Kyle Broflovski, and god I hate school. Its been two weeks since PC principal gave the speech about the Hanahaki disease. I hope I never get it. Ever. And I'm going to make sure I don't, because I won't fall in love. And I'll make sure of that too.
But there's one person I hold deeper in my heart than anyone else. Stan Marsh. He's my Super Best Friend, and I wouldn't trade him for the world. Never. Ever. I don't know if he feels the same way about me, though. He has Wendy. Wendy is beautiful, smart, and funny. Though she can be over protective. Stan is lucky to have her, but she's just as lucky to have Stan.
Up until fifth grade, I thought I was straight. And then I figured out I was gay. But when PC principal gave the speech about Hanahaki, I declared myself Asexual, and drifted away from all of my friends.
It's been awhile since I've been out of the house, and I have about 53 messages, and 46 missed calls. The last time I went to school, someone asked me out, and when I declined, they cursed me out. I know they don't have Hanahaki, because they're in a happy relationship with Nelly.
But like I said, I hate school, it's a bitch. I'm the shortest, most feminine person there, and it sucks. Trust me. I constantly get picked on for my size. And what makes everything worse, is that my parents just got a divorce. I'm going through alot, but I still manage to keep a smile on my face. Even though that smile means nothing, and has no emotion behind it.
I think Kenny and Stan, maybe even some of my other friends are starting to suspect things. But I'll just smile on, because that's what I do best.
I hope you enjoyed! I tried to make this chapter at least a little longer...