Damoiseau in Distress: Losercake

by LethalLemon

[yaay first bfb fic!] Loser was a very popular singer. Millions of people loved his music, and getting tickets was unheard of! You could agrue that he was the most famous person to exist. But with fame, comes money. And with money, comes greed. Loser's boyfriend, Cake, is suddenly kidnapped! His captors are asking for 500k to grant Cake's safety. Now what? [T for possible gore]

HAHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE DAMOUSEAU IS THE MALE TERM FOR DAMSEL? No? okay sorry

So welcome to my "side story!" This fic is a side thingy while I work on Switcharoo. But then again, nobody's gonna read this. SO WHAT'S THE POINT?!

Well, my dear (probably) non-existent reader, I'll tell you why!

I'm bored and all of the good losercake stories haven't been touched in like a year.

So here I am, writing this garbage. I'm really bad at writing stories, so if someone does actually see this...

I'm so sorry.

Also, let me know if there's any formatting issues, typos, or grammar problems. The keys on a DS are really small so that's gonna be a big problem.

BFB doesn't belong to me. (Most) characters belong to their rightful owners.

There WILL be oc's, however. If you're uncomfortable with that, then I suggest you'd click (or tap) off.

Anyways, thank you for reading my probably non-existent reader! Enjoy the first chapter! Or don't. I'm not telling you how to feel.