The Strange History of Port Charles, Way Before General Hospital began

by slapstick.genius

A tribute to Both The Simpsons and General Hospital as well as being the latter's really awkward, bloody prequel.

9. The Wiggums

Robert Wiggum married spitfire Magdalena Mendez and birthed Elmer Jose Luis Wiggum in 1848. Elmer married his teenage sweetheart Tessa Henson, who birthed their only child together, Joseph Louis Wiggum, in 1876. Joey met his plump, raspy ex-moll wife Martha Baldacchino and slowly fell in love together in the midst of Wiggum-Baldacchino tensions, culminating in their feel good marriage in 1900 and the birth of famed Hell-Fish member Ignatius Wiggum in 1921.

Iggy Wiggum was both the youngest JL Wiggum child (he had four sisters: Cassie, Sammy, Tilly and Taffy) and a Hell Fish member, as was perhaps his future wife, the smelly Denise Davis. They birthed their twins Clancy and Lucy in 1953. They both got murdered by The Cassadine mob in 1969, when Clancy and Lucy were sixteen.