Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, except for my OC's. Or the Show. It belongs belong to Teletoon, cartoon Network and the creators of TD.
Note: This takes place 4 years after Ridonculous Race. Ok, now that we've got that outta the way, lets get straight into this thing!
Total Drama World Tour Return Flight
Chris Mclean stood on a runway in front of a Military Plane, a broad smile on his face. "Welcome viewers, to Total Drama World Tour Return Flight."
"Last time we had some technical difficulties with the plane." Chris said. The scene flashbacked to the plane exploding in the first world tour.
"But we've gotten a brand new plane, so no worries." The host said.
"Here's the Dealio" the scene cut to the economy section of a plane. "We'll be flying around the world in this plane, visiting Exotic Destinations." The scene flashed back to Jamaica during the first World Tour. "Freezing destinations." The scene flashed back to the Yukon. "And Deadly Destinations." The Scene flashed back to Area 51.
"Contestants will make their confessionals here, in our new Confessional!" Chris told the viewers, talking in said confessional.
The scene cut back to the runway. "But, this season, it's every single Contestant ever to compete on the show, even the annoying one's and 15 New contestants." He Rubbed his hands gleefully. "It's going to be our most Dramatic Season Ever."
Theme Song*
"The TD music starts playing
The camera starts in First Class and zooms out to show Topher trying to announce the show, Chris then pushes him away.
Dear mom and dad i'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind
The camera Pans over to show a cliff in Jamaica, then drops off the cliff to show Owen swimming through the water, with Cameron latched on his back, Lightning, Tyler, Jo, Sky and Eva are having a race in the background, Owen farts and Cameron starts choking and floats up in the water.
Ya asked me what I wanted to be
An Irish countryside is shown, with Noah reading in the grass, Emma and Kitty next to him, the former holding hands with Noah, and the latter taking selfies, nearby, Harold is being chased by Duncan. Justin is Posing in the Grass and Katie, Sadie, Anne Maria and Anna are swooning at the sight of him. DJ, Dawn, Laurie, Miles and Ella are in the grass, Dawn is meditating, Ella is singing, Laurie, Miles and DJ are petting the animals, suddenly, Spud and Rock appear doing air guitar, the animals are startled and attack DJ, and he runs away while Ella, Laurie, Miles and Dawn look on in pity, and Rock and Spud look confused.
And I think the answer is plain to see
The scene shows the Sydney opera house, with Jay, Mickey, Sophie and Emily sitting on the ground outside, Emily points out a tarantula and they all scream and Run away. Chet and Lorenzo start laughing at them, Crimson and Ennui suddenly appear beside them with a flash of lightning, and the stepbrothers scream and run away too.
Cause I wanna be famous
Some mountains in Norway are shown, and Max is testing out a new evil invention, with Scarlett next to him rolling her eyes, two polar bears come up behind max and roar, scaring him and causing him to run away, Scarlett is shocked only for a second, then takes the polar bears heads off, revealing them to actually be Albert and Izzy in disguise, the two started laughing until Scarlett gives them a death stare, Leonard and Tammy are practicing spells, Richard and Mark are staring at them weirdly for a second, then glance at one another.
I wanna live close to the sun
The camera pans to a barren landscape in Spain, Alejandro is flirting with Heather, he flashes her a blinding white smile, and Heather glares at him, nearby, Patricia is playing tennis with Sarah, Matt is there too, gazing at Patricia. Dakota and Lindsay talk about fashion, Staci is beside them, blabbering, Devin walks by, covering his ears, Amy shouts at Staci, while Cody is trying to escape from Sierra and Kayla.
So pack your bags cause' I already won
The camera pans over to Rome, where Shawn and Jasmine are relaxing at a restaurant, until Scott comes up dressed as a zombie, scaring Shawn and causing him to run away, Scott chuckles, and Jasmine glares at him. Jake and Tyrone are sparring at the colosseum while Geoff, Brody, Mcarthur and Junior stand nearby cheering them on. Sugar is eating some pizza at the Spanish steps, she spots a bug and eats it too. Sam and Beardo are at the Trevi Fountain, Sam is playing his video games and Beardo is beatboxing, Courtney and Taylor are arguing about something, Courtney tries to punch Taylor, but ends up hitting Sam instead, causing him to fall into the fountain.
Everything to do nothing in my way
The camera cuts to Russia, where Rodney is staring at Gwen, Bridgette, Carrie and Jess with hearts in his eyes, the girls look at him, confused, while Rodney tries to speak, but instead only talks gibberish. B is making an invention, while Dave looks at him work, mildly impressed. Sammy is shown chatting with Leshawna nearby.
I'll get there one day
Claude, Tom, Jen and Sydney are bungee jumping in New Zealand, they look down and gulp, Zoey and Mike are nearby, and Zoey gives Mike a peck on the cheek, Mike, woozy and giggling from the kiss, stumbles backward and sends himself,Claude,Tom,Jen and Sydney over the edge, Zoey looks down in shocked concern.
Cause I wanna be famous
The total drama jumbo jet is shown flying through various different countries
Nananananananana
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
The Plane is still flying through different countries
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
The scene shows the whole cast on top of the plane
The Cast are heard whistling in the Background while chef turns the plane upside down, sending the cast falling in the sky
They all touchdown safely, with Ezekiel falling in front of everyone else, The Total Drama Jumbo Jet is behind the cast with the sign Total Drama World Tour Return Flight.
End Theme Song*
"Oh look, it's the first generation cast, how nice." Chris said. The bus pulled to a stop.
"Please welcome Harold, Justin, Courtney, Gwen, DJ, Geoff and Bridgette." The contestants walked out in the order they were called.
"Wicked, I'm back for another season, this is gonna be awesome!" Harold Exclaimed.
"Not wicked," Justin said. "my looks took severe damage last time I was on the show." The model shuddered at the memory.
"Also welcome Katie, Sadie, Eva, Tyler, Duncan, Owen and Noah." Chris said.
Tyler tripped on the last step, and went sprawling on the ground.
"Ow! Darn it!" The Jock said, pulling his head up from the dirt.
"Shut it! Stop complaining, or you'll have my fist to answer to!" Eva shouted at the clumsy jock. Then she pulled him roughly to his feet.
Confessional: Tyler*
"Eva has to get control of her temper!" The jock said angrily, glaring at the camera. "Ya woulda' thought she'd try to calm down a bit after island."
*End Confessional*
"Oh Joy" Noah said sarcastically, "Back for another round of this Bullcrap." He said, with a sarcastic face.
"Aw, Cmon little buddy, you and me will make it far this season, I just know we will, and I'm not scared of flying anymore." Owen Shouted with joy, hugging Noah and probably breaking his ribs. The bookworm squeaked in pain.
"And" Chris continued, "Lindsay, Heather, Leshawna, Alejandro, Cody, Sierra, Izzy, Beth, Trent and Ezekiel."
"OMG Cody, remember last time, on this very runway, I met my hero, can you guess who that hero was?" Sierra asked him, Grabbing his head and hugging him.
"Me..." Cody sighed
Confessional: Cody*
"Ok, I know at the end of world tour Sierra helped me get from Drumheller to Hawaii, and saved me from that shark, and we agreed to be Best friends. But I think she might've forgotten about that, if she tries to stalk me and just generally make me uncomfortable, I'll have to vote her out again." Cody told the camera.
End Confessional*
Ezekiel sighed, "I know I won't win this season eh, last time I was turned into a monster..." Some contestants felt sorry for the poor boy.
"Yeah, how did you get changed back into human?" Gwen asked.
"Months in Rehab," Ezekiel explained "Those times as a monster were terrifying eh, it was all black, I couldn't see anything' eh."
"Sounds cool, hope I get turned feral this time, wouldn't that just be awesome? Hahahahahahah." Izzy laughed crazily.
"Please don't Iz, I don't want you to turn into a monster!" Owen begged.
"Anyways, now that we've met the first generation cast, let's move on to the Revenge Of The Island cast!" Chris said gleefully.
A Second bus, identical to the first one, pulled to a stop on the runway.
"Please welcome... Brick, Cameron,Jo, Zoey, Mike, Staci and B." The said contestants got off.
Staci was already blabbering. "Ya, did you know my great great great great great great Grandpa invented planes ya, before him people had to use boats as transport, and there was a 50% chance the boat might sink, ya."
Confessional: Jo*
"That girl needs to learn to shut the hell up, my ears started bleeding halfway to the airport." She glares at the camera. "But I will win this season, and no one's gonna stop me!" she says cockily.
Confessional End*
Confessional: Mike*
"Sooooo, yeah it's cool to be back, I guess, at least my MPD is gone. anyways, I kinda feel bad for Staci, she didn't really get a chance in Revenge Of The Island, if only she could stop her motormouth."
End Confessional*
"For the last time Staci, No one cares!" Jo shouted at the blabbermouth.
"Well then, you should've just said so." Staci huffed.
"Anyways" Chris continued "also welcome Dawn, Scott, Sam, Dakota, Anne Maria and Lightning!"
Dakota was back to her normal human self too.
"Daddy payed world class scientists to cure me. Now I'm back to my normal self, and happier than ever!" She told the contestants from Revenge of the island.
"Aw, I liked you as a mutant." Sam said disappointedly
"Aw, but you still like me Sam, Don't you? She asked him.
"Don't worry Dakota, I'll always love you, no matter what form your in." He told his girlfriend.
"Awwwwww, I love you too Sammy." Dakota said. Then they began to make out.
"Sha-Yeah!" The previously mentioned Jock said, "Lightning Strikes, all you sha-Wimps are goin' down! Especially you, 'Cammie Bear'!" The jock said to Cameron, staring him down, the nerd gulped.
"Oooooh, tension, my favourite!" Chris said. "Anyways here comes the third generation contestants."
Another bus pulled to a stop in the runway.
"Please welcome," Chris said, "Shawn, Jasmine, Sky, Sugar, Max, Amy, Samey, Beardo, Leonard, Scarlett, Rodney, Dave and Topher!"
All the contestants got off the bus. "It is time to EVIL! Muwahahahahahahahahahhahaha!" Max laughed madly.
"Like you eliminated yourself just for being annoying last season, that kind of evil? Hm?" Scarlett asked.
"Hmph, you are just jealous of my amazing talents and abilities, FORMER-SIDEKICK!" He shouted the last words.
Dave rolled his eyes at this.
Confessional: Dave*
I can't believe this!" He told the camera, "I have to come back here because it's in my 'Contract'. screw the contract, I have to come back after Sky tricked me, and I have to come back with all the annoying weirdos not just from Pahkitew Island, but from the other generations of cast as well! This is an outrage!" He screams the last words.
End Confessional*
"As much as I'd enjoy letting the little boy have his fun, we need to introduce the Ridonculous Race contestants that are competing this season." Chris said.
Another bus pulled to a stop. "Also welcome" Chris said "Mickey, Jay, Taylor, Junior, Emma, Kitty, Chet, Lorenzo, McArthur, Devin, Tammy, Carrie, Laurie, Miles, Tom, Jen, Spud, Rock, Crimson and Ennui!"
"Awesome, look bro, we're goin' around the world again!" Chet said.
"Sweet, we are so gonna rock this competition!" Chets stepbrother, Lorenzo shouted with glee.
"Hey Emma, look who it is." Kitty said to her sister Emma, pointing at Noah.
"Noah!" Emma shouted with joy, and ran up to hug her boyfriend.
Chris blanched "No way, you actually got a girlfriend on that stupid race show." The host said in shock.
"Yup" Noah said "that show did more for me than you every could Chris mclame."
The host glared at Noah, The bookworm simply smirked at him. Noah won the staring contest.
"Well my show is better than that dumb race show anyways, end of discussion!"
Confessional: Chet and Lorenzo*
Chet: "Ha, Yeah right, Me and my awesome bro saw Total Drama before the Ridonculous Race! Right Bro?"
Lorenzo: "Ha, Yeah, the stuff we did on the race seemed tame compared to this, when we were eliminated we only had to walk to the nearest airport, now if were eliminated, we'll have to jump out of a Plane!"
Chet: "Yeah, but we won't get eliminated, we're making it all the way to the finale this season!"
The stepbrothers proceed to do their 'Theme Song'
End Confessional*
"Anyways" Chris said. "Did I forget to mention to you guys that we'd be adding fresh new contestants into the mix, 15 new contestants to be exact." Chris smirked.
"No way, you actually managed to rope 15 new people into this train wreck of a show!" Leshawna said, shocked.
"Yup, and here they are now." The host told them.
A fifth bus pulled into the runway. "Please welcome" the host said "Mark."
A teen stepped of the bus, he was of average height, white, had neat dark brown hair cut short and parted on one side and sea green eyes. He wore a orange shirt with dark orange and white stripes on it, navy blue jeans and gray loafers. He looked confident.
"Hey guys, how are you doing? I'm Mark." The boy said.
"Well its nice to meet you Mark!" Tyler said enthusiastically, shaking Marks hand.
"Hey! Your Tyler, right? From Island and World Tour."
"Yup, thats me! The one and only." The jock said proudly.
"Well, nice to meet you Tyler. Also, you have some dust and dirt on your tracksuit, right there." Mark told Tyler, pointing at his tracksuit. It looked the same as always, except for some dirt that got there when the jock tripped earlier.
"Sorry, I'm just a bit of a perfectionist." Mark told everyone.
"Oh, uh ok." Tyler said in a bit of confusion, and dusted himself off.
"Um, like, what's a perfectionist?" Lindsay asked Leshawna.
"Its someone who likes to make things perfect hon." Leshawna told the blonde.
"Anyways, time to introduce the next newbie, and that's... Emily!"
Chris pointed to the bus, but no one came out. "Uh, I said Emily!" This time a small girl came off the bus, she was white, with wavy blond hair, nervous, brown eyes, a blue, woollen jumper, Baggy Trousers and black and white sneakers. The poor girl looked like she might faint any second.
"U-um, hi I-I'm Emily." She said with a small voice, and a stutter.
"Hey, are you alright there mate?" Jasmine asked the girl.
"Y-yes, I-I'm fine" Emily said in a small voice. She went to stand beside Jasmine.
"Ha, I'm gonna have fun messing with her" Chris said under his breath, "Anyways, time to introduce Sarah!"
A girl got off the bus. She was white, with flaming orange hair in a braid and playful, dark brown eyes stepped off the bus. She was Latina. She wore an orange shirt with flowers on it, white shorts and black sneakers.
"Hey guys, psyched to be here, can't wait to get straight to the competish!" She said enthusiastically.
"Woah, I bet she's checking us out right now in her mind bro, I mean, we're awesome, how could she not notice us!" Lorenzo whispered to Chet. "Yeah, I bet she'll walk over to us right about now!" Chet whispered to Lorenzo. Sarah, however, did not walk over to the stepbrothers, instead she walked over to Sky.
"Hi, you were my favorite pahkitew island contestant!" She said to Sky.
"Thanks" Sky said, "hope we can be friends!"
"That'd be cool!" Sarah agreed.
"Well then, it's time for me to introduce Tyrone!" Chris said, pointing at the bus.
A tall boy stepped off the bus this time, he was african american, and had black hair in a buzz cut, and hard, brown eyes, he wore a plain, black shirt under a black jacket, black jeans and boots.
"Well then, guess this is my competition, too bad they won't be around long, after I knock em' down a peg." He said harshly.
Some of the contestants shot him glares.
"Your aura is bright red," Dawn informed Tyrone, "meaning you are very prideful and get angry when people insult you."
Tyrone blanched. "Oh wait," he sneered, "you're the creepy aura girl from season 4, Dawn, isn't it?" he asked.
"Yes, but i suggest you stop being so obnoxious, because I foresee you will be an early boot if you do not stop insulting everyone." The girl informed him.
"Hmph." Tyrone said.
"Anyways, next is... Albert!" The host Said.
A teen got off the bus, he was of average height, was white, had curly, brown hair, mischevious, cloudy grey eyes, glasses and the beginnings of a beard. He wore a red and white plaid shirt with a flower on it, Red shorts and sandals.
"Hey everyone, how are you all doing today?" he asked, smiling.
"Haha, I'm doin' awesome! Owen said, pumping his fist in the air.
Albert then proceeded to shake his hand, as soon as their hands touched, Owen got a minor electric shock.
"Hahahahah, I gotcha there bud!" Albert laughed.
"Haha" Owen laughed weakly, "you sure did." The large teen then fell over.
"Hahahahahahaha, that was awesome!" Izzy laughed.
"Heh, you all right there man?" Albert asked Owen, who was still on the ground.
"Yeah, I'm ok. J-just help me up."
Albert helped Owen up, then stood between him and Izzy.
"Alrighty then," Chris said, "lets continue with the newbies. The next two are... Jake and Claude!"
Two people got off the bus this time, they were obviously brothers.
Jake exited the bus first, he was of average height, was latino, had long black hair, lazy, hazel eyes and an athletes body. He wore a Red Jersey with the number 8 on it, black cleats and red and blue shorts.
"Hey, so this is my competition." The boy said. "Well, its nice to meet you guys, lets all play fair now, for a good game."
"Sha-Yeah!" Lightning shouted, "another fellow athlete, we're gonna get along great, you and sha-me, and you can help me take down that nerd who stole my immunity and my sha-win." The overacheiver said, pointing and glaring at cameron.
Confessional: Cameron*
"Seven Years, SEVEN YEARS! And he's still going on about me stealing the immunity and the win! Lightning has to learn to let go!" Cameron said, glaring at the camera.
End Confessional*
"Sorry," Jake said, not sounding very sorry, "but I only work with honorable comrades, and you sir," he said, pointing at lightning, "are no honorable comrade! How can you even call yourself a Jock, you can't get along with anyone!" He left Lightning speechless, for once.
Confessional: Lightning*
"Oh, he's gonna regret that." Lightning said, glaring at the camera.
*End Confessional*
Claude came out next, fiddling with some handmade electronic device. He was slightly taller than his brother, and lankier, he was latino, had long, shaggy, ebony hair, and had clear, black eyes. He wore a grey hoodie, black trousers, black sneakers, and glasses.
"What's up?" He asked the cast.
"Whats that in your hand?" Cody asked the teen, pointing at the handmade contraption in his hands.
"Nothing much, just something I made on the way here, as far as I know, it doesnt have any uses." Claude replied.
"Oh, Ok." The computer geek said, kind of disappointed.
"Yep, that's my little bro, always making some weird contraption every other day." Jake told them.
"At least I don't waste my time smacking a ball around all day long." Claude retaliated, glaring at Jake.
"Oh, dont mind us, just one of your average sibling squabbles." Jake told them.
"Well, isn't that nice, Anyways, our next competitor is Matt!" The Host announced.
Another boy got off the bus. He was small, white, had shaggy, Jet black hair and shuttered eyes. He wore a simple blue jumper, blue jeans and gray loafers.
The boy yawned, "Man, I was so bored on that bus, I was daydreaming all the way, anyways nice to see you all, I guess." He spoke in a lazy voice. He started staring off into the distance.
"Why hello there, I am Ella!" Ella greeted the new member of the cast.
Matt, however, didn't respond, as he was too busy staring off into the distance.
"Um, are you all right?" Ella asked him.
"Wha- oh sorry, I tend to just stare off into the distance sometimes, y'know." Matt told her.
"Why, that is quite all right!" Ella told the boy.
Nearby, Sugar glared at Ella with hatred.
Confessional: Sugar*
"That Ella!" Sugar shouted at the camera. "She's tryin' to sweet talk the newbie into makin' an alliance with her, I've dealt with her kind before. They sweet talk ya into makin' an alliance with em', and then next thing ya know, they drop ya like your a gone off chicken nugget! Well I'm gonna make sure she goes down this season!" She said.
End Confessional*
The Next Newbie is... Sydney!
A girl got off this time, she was short, white, had long, brown hair in pigtails and amber eyes. She wore a Red T-Shirt, Red Shorts and navy blue sneakers.
"Oh wow! I know all of you guys! I've always watched the show and now I'm on it! Yaaaaaaaaaayyy!" She squealed. Then stood next to Katie and Sadie.
"She's a weird one." Chris muttered under his breath. Then, aloud, he said "And this is Richard."
A tall boy got off the bus. He Was white, had messy blonde hair, and grey eyes. He was dressed in bakers getup.
"Hi." Was all he said.
"Mmmmmmm, I can smell chocolate, I think its coming from your luggage." Owen told the boy.
"Oh yeah, thats probably my baking ingredients, I've even got the equipment." Richard told Owen.
"Well, can I have some? I dont mind if it's baking chocolate." He paused. "Or gone off."
"Well, I think it would taste a lot better in a cake or a muffin, would'nt you agree?" Richard asked the big guy.
"Mmmmmmm, but it just smells so tasty." Owen reached for the suitcase.
"Well, I'll make you a cake later Owen, just for you." Richard promised.
"Really?" Owen asked, his hand on the bag. "I guess I can wait a bit." Owen took his hand away from the luggage and stood up straight.
"Next Competitor is... Jess!
A girl got off the bus. She was of average height, asian, had black hair in a bob and electric blue eyes. She wore a black tailored trousers with a kitten heel, a gray blouse and black shoes.
"Hello everyone. It's nice to meet you all." She said pleasantly.
Nobody said anything.
"Well isn't that nice." She said, somewhat irritated.
Confessional: Noah*
"She wonders why we didn't greet her." The Egghead told the camera, "Those words were almost the exact same as Courtney's opening line on TDI. And we all know how she turned out. The girl even looks like Courtney. She's bad news, to say the least."
End Confessional*
Finally someone spoke up to greet the contestant.
"Hi, It's very nice to meet you." Courtney greeted the new contestant.
"Thank you, at least someone here is nice." Said Jess, glaring at the other contestants besides Courtney.
"Anyways, everyone, this is Anna!" Chris announced.
A girl got off. She was of average height, white, had auburn hair with bangs, and sharp grey eyes. She wore a a sparkly crop top, red shorts and sandals, and lots of makeup.
"Hello! I can't wait to be competing with you all." The girl said.
Some of the contestants greeted her.
"Alrighty then, our next competitor is Kayla!" Chris announced.
Another girl got off. She was of average height, Indian, black hair with blue highlights and hazel eyes. She wore a t-shirt with the picture of a lollipop and blue shorts.
"Wow, it's so cool to be here, where are we going first?! Is there lots of candy there?! Will I win?!" The girl said this all very fast.
"Woah, slow down there Kayla, I still gotta introduce the last two competitors." The host told the sugar addict.
"What?! Ok! I can slow down, I can totally slow down!" Kayla said, not slowing down at all. She stood next to Izzy, pulled out a candy bar, and started eating it.
"Ok, our next to last competitor is... Sophie!" Chris told everyone.
A girl got off, she was of average height, white, had short, plantinum blonde hair in a ponytail, and green eyes. She wore a white top, a blue skirt and white sandals.
"Hi, I'm Sophie. Nice to meet you guys, hope I can make friends with some of you." Said Sophie, A little nervously.
"Hey, I'm Zoey, and I'm sure you'll make lots of friends. I was the same as you when I first started the show, and I made plenty of friends!" Zoey told Sophie.
"You really think so? Well then I guess I will make some friends!" Sophie smiled.
"And finally, our last competitor is Patricia." The Host announced.
A girl got off the bus. She was of average height, white, had black hair, and clear, brown eyes. She was dressed up in tennis gear.
"Sweet, this is gonna be fun. Going around the world for free, with the chance of winning One million dollars. Sign me up!" Said The new arrival.
"Cha' dude, I agree, this is gonna be awesome!" Brody said, pumping his fists in the air.
"Well then," Chris said, "Now that you guys have met the newbies, its time to explain the rules."
The scene cut to the economy section of the plane.
"So, the rules are very much like the first world tour. Except this time, every elimination is a double, since there are so many of you. And there's four teams this time." The host told the cast.
"Even with the double eliminations, the show's still going over the episode limit." Noah pointed out.
"Wrong, we've been able to have more episodes, and thus, we are not going over the limit Noah my good man." Chris told the bookworm, patting Noah's shoulders.
"Anyways, this is economy class, where the team who places in third place sleep." The host informed them.
Economy class looked the same as the one in the first world tour.
"Where do the fourth, second and first placing teams sleep?" Devin asked the host.
"We're going straight to the 4th place area right now! Follow me." Chris announced.
"Welcome..." Chris said, "To the glass room."
It was indeed a glass room. The walls were made entirely of glass, and there were some benches nailed to the ground for sleeping purposes, and that was it. The room was on the very top of the plane, so the losers could see the sky all around them.
"We thought it would give the teams more incentive to not come in last place." Chris smirked cruelly.
"Nuh-uh, No way, I am not sleepin' here. I nearly fell out of the plane last time, and that was without glass walls." LeShawna said angrily.
"Oh really, well you just gotta hope your team doesn't come in last then." Chris told LeShawna.
"Uh, Chris, I already get nosebleeds up in the air. I dont think glass walls are gonna help." Mickey said meekly.
"Well then, seems your extra new to the game. Now, if there's one thing any contestant that's competed on total drama should know. It's that I. Don't. Care!" Chris said, glaring at Mickey.
Mickey gulped.
Confessional: Mickey
"This season is going to be harder than I thought. I might quit, but I really want to show the people who doubt me and Jay at home. We can win. Just you guys wait and see!" Mickey told the camera. Then he fell in the toilet. "Gah!"
*End Confessional*
"This is business class, where the team who come in 2nd place will be sleeping." Chris told the Contestants.
The business class area was nice enough. It had the same wallpaper and carpet as first class, but it didnt have a bar. The seats weren't luxury recliners either. There was still a table and chairs for meals, and there were some crew attendants dusting the place off.
"Candy!" Kayla gasped with joy, spotting some candy in a bowl on the table. She ran over to it and started stuffing it in her backpack.
"Now this suits my style." LeShawna said. "But where's first class?" She asked.
"Right this way, follow me guys!" The host said.
"This is the first class area!" The host announced, "Where the first place team will stay until the next episode."
The first class area looked exactly the same as it was on the first world tour.
"Sha-Yeah! This is where Lightning will be sleeping, every single time. Sha-Woo!" Lightning cheered.
"Thank you for that Lightning. Now shut up, we're about to take off." Chris told the overachiever
They did indeed take off.
All the contestants were in the economy section. Talking with each other.
"I wonder where we're gonna go first." Mike said to Zoey
"Wherever it is, I hope it doesn't have any Zombies there." Shawn said.
"It'll probably somewhere from the first World Tour, knowing Chris and his non-existent imagination." Noah said.
"Aw, c'mon Noah, do you always have to be mean?" Emma asked him.
"The answer to that would be yes, it's practically programmed into my DNA. Sorry babe." Noah told his girlfriend.
"Hey bro, what weird, wacky device are you building now?" Jake asked his brother.
"None of your business." Claude muttered.
"Aw, c'mon, you don't have to hide anything from your big brother. Why have you always gotta be so secretive?" Jake asked Claude.
Nearby, Kayla was eating candy.
Confessional: Kayla*
"Hey, so far this place has been great, there's candy, nice people, and hot guys! What more could a girl ask for." Kayla told the camera.
*End Confessional*
"Man, it's so great my dad isn't here, I wouldn't be able to do any of the stuff we're gonna do!" Junior said excitedly.
"Yeah, aren't you a little young for this competition?" Gwen asked him.
"Well, I took part on the Ridonculous Race, so that let's me qualify, and I'm more mature than some people here, and braver." Junior said, staring at Mickey and Jay.
"It's ok Mickey, deep breaths, your ok, we're gonna reach sky level soon, don't worry." Jay was reassuring his brother, who had stuffed two wads of tissue in each of his nostrils.
"Don't worry Mr Santa, I won't let the puppy play the piano." Mickey said, his eyes wide open and not making any sense at all.
"Oh, why did we sign up for this." Jay said to himself.
"Dismadeus groundia!" Leonard said, trying to perform magic, while Tammy played her ocarina.
"For the last time Leonard. You. Are not. A wizard!" Dave shouted at the LARPer.
"I am a wizard, and Tammy is too. You dont believe in me? Foolish Mortal!"
"No you aren't, you aren't a wizard, and neither is your friend!" Dave shouted at them.
"Woah, woah, woah. Let's all just calm down dudes. The wizard dudes can keep doin' they're spells." Geoff told the LARPer's. "And you can go chillax dude." He told Dave.
Dave sighed. "Fine, I'll just go over there to think about my miserable life choices." He said, and sat by himself on a bench.
"Thank you, my good sir, now I shall reward you with a sack full of dragon coin." Leonard said. He gave Geoff a sack of fake coins.
"Uh, ok, thanks dude, I guess." Geoff thanked him, a little weirded out himself.
"Attention all competitors!" Chris' voice echoed from the intercom. "We are about to land in our first destination. So buckle up."
"Welcome to Poland!" Chris said. "This first challenge will decide the teams of the season. Now, Poland is famous for it's coal mines. But, We've stocked this mine with 86 Jewels. You guys have gotta go down there and find a Jewel, and they're fake, so don't try to steal any. Your mining helmets are over there." Chris told the competitors. "Anyways, Go!" Chris said, and blasted an airhorn."
Harold was the first to reach the helmets.
"Outta my way dork!" Duncan shouted at Harold, shoving him to the ground.
Harold glared at the Delinquent.
"Oh wow, I'm so scared, what're you gonna do, use your mad skills on me? Ha" Duncan taunted Harold.
Confessional: Harold*
"I couldn't let Duncan get away with that, so I decided to use my sweet martial art skills." Harold told the camera.
End Confessional*
"Hi-Yah!" Harold karate chopped Duncans shoulder. Duncan fell to the ground in pain.
"Ow, what the hell! This isn't over Harold, just you wait!" Duncan shouted at the Uber-Geek, who ignored him and grabbed his mining helmet.
"C'mon bro, lets go get those jewels!" Chet told Lorenzo.
"Awesome, we are so gonna rock this competition." Lorenzo replied.
"We are so not rocking this competition." Lorenzo panted.
The Contestants had been in the mine for an hour, and no one had found a single Jewel so far.
"Claude and B had built little machines that helped them dig.
"Ha, I found one!" Claude shouted, holding a Jewel up in the air.
B had also found a Jewel, and him and Claude ran for the entrance.
"Lucky stiffs." Heather muttered, "Wait, Yes! I found a Jewel!" She did indeed find a Jewel. Cameron, Bridgette, Tyler, Emily and Kayla had also found Jewels. They all ran for the entrance.
"Yes! I found a Jewel for my Cody-Wody." Sierra said, placing the Jewel in Cody's hands.
"No Sierra, you found it, go up so you can win." Cody said, giving the Jewel back to Sierra.
Sierra gasped, "Really? Oh Cody, that's exactly why I fell in love with you in the first place!" She grabbed Cody and hugged him.
Confessional: Cody*
"Ok, I just wanted her to get out of there, so I can stall and be on a different team than her. But she doesn't need to know that." Cody said.
End Confessional*
Sierra ran for the entrance to the mine.
The people who found their jewels ran up to Chris.
"Wow, good job guys, that means Claude, B, Heather, Cameron, Bridgette, Tyler, Emily, Kayla and Sierra are part of team 1.
"Ha, Sha-Score!" Lightning shouted, holding a Jewel. Then he ran for the entrance.
"Oh por qué es tan difícil!" Alejandro said in spanish. "Wait! Aha! There you are my sweet!" The spanish heartthrob ran for the entrance.
"Oh, we're digging in a mine, for Jewels oh so fine, and now I have found a Jewel to call miiiiinnee!" Ella sang, running to the exit with a Jewel.
"Yay, I found a Jewel!" Sophie said. She looked around and saw Zoey struggling to unlodge a Jewel.
"Almost... Have it!" Zoey grunted.
Sophie walked over to Zoey.
"Hey, do you need help with that?" She asked the redhead.
"You really wanna help? Zoey asked, " Ok, on 3. 1, 2...3!" They pulled together and the Jewel became unstuck.
"Yes! Thanks Sophie, I owe you one!" Zoey thanked the girl.
"Oh no, it's fine, just happy to help!" Sophie replied, And they both ran to the exit.
Sugar, Gwen, Patricia, Harold and Justin also found Jewels. And they all ran for the entrance.
"Alright, looks like Alejandro, Sophie, Zoey, Ella, Lightning, Sugar, Gwen, Patricia, Harold and Justin are also on team 1. That only leaves 3 Spots for team 1." Chris said.
Right after he said that, Scarlett, Jake, Dakota, Dawn, Katie and Sadie ran out of the mine.
Katie, Sadie and Dakota were the last three there.
"Looks like those spots are taken up by Jake, Dawn and Scarlett. That completes team 1. Katie, Sadie and Dakota start off team 2.
"I found one! I found one! Yaaaayyy" Sydney squealed, and dashed for the entrance.
"Nooooo, I'm never gonna find one, I'll be in this mine forever! Why meeeeeeee!" Anna screeched, making a big deal out of nothing.
"Shut the hell up, there's a Jewel right there, grab it, run to Chris, and SHUT UP!" Eva shouted at the drama queen, with her own jewel tucked under her arm.
"Eep!" Anna squeaked, grabbing the Jewel and running away to the exit.
Eva also stomped away to the exit, some of the contestants shot her glares.
"Look bro, I got a Jewel!" Lorenzo told Chet, showing him the glittering Jewel.
"Ha, sweet, I got one too!" Chet said, and with that, the stepbrothers ran for the exit.
"Eva, Anna, Sydney, Lorenzo and Chet. You guys are on team 2, go stand over there. Chris said. Pointing at a carpet with the number 2 on it."
More people exited the mine and made their way over to Chris.
"Also joining team 2 Is Laurie, Miles, Sarah, Albert, Izzy, Cody, Mike, Scott, Owen, Carrie, Devin, Dave, Sky, LeShawna and Anne Maria. That completes team 2.
"Yaaay! I found a Diamond, I'm going to make so much money of it!" Said Lindsay, forgetting that the diamond was fake.
"I found one, it's a bit dusty though." Mark said, brushing the dust and dirt off the Jewel.
"Ha, you wimps are goin' down, I found a Jewel!" Tyrone said.
Mark, Tyrone and Lindsay ran for the exit.
"Mark, Tyrone and Lindsay start off team 3." Chris said.
Max and Sam ran out of the mine, both of them clutching Jewels.
"That mine was a teensy bit too spooky for evil, but nevermind, I have found an evil Jewel, and now I shall begin the process of TAKING OVER THE WORLD! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Max laughed, until Chris took the Jewel off of him.
"Yeah, yeah, now shut up and stand with team 3. Chris told the supervillain.
Mickey, Jay, Rodney, Taylor, Junior, DJ, Geoff, Emma, Noah, Rock, Spud, Courtney, Shawn, Amy, Samey and Kitty all walked out of the mine as well.
"Hey guys, your all on team 3. Everyone else who's still in the mine are gonna be on team 4." Chris announced.
Chris pulled out a megaphone and shouted into it, "Attention all losers still in the mine, you guys are on team 4, so that means Staci, Jo, Jasmine, Duncan, Trent, Beth, Ezekiel, Leonard, Brick, Beardo, Tammy, Jess, Topher, Tom, Jen, McArthur, Brody, Crimson, Richard, Ennui and Matt are on team 4! Now get your butts up here! The host said.
After everyone had exited the mine, Chris said "Now, these will be your teams for the rest of the season, so get to know your new teammates.
"Why, hello Sugar, do you want to have a chat?" Ella asked her teammate.
"No, I don't wanna listen to you and your sweet talkin' ways. I know your type, so you can forget about an alliance!" Sugar shouted at Ella.
"But, I was just asking if you wanted a chat..." Ella said, downtrodden.
"Don't wanna hear it!" Sugar said, then she turned the other way and crossed her arms.
"Anyways, time for team names, and, since I'm so nice, you guys can choose your team names. So, get to naming!" Chris told the contestants.
"Team Earth!" All the contestants on team 1 (Except B) cheered.
"Team Evil!" Max shouted, much to the dismay of his team.
"You dumbass!" Tyrone shouted at Max, "C'mon Chris, let us change the name!" He begged the host.
"Sorry, all names are final." Chris said
Confessional: Tyrone*
"If that midget thinks he can dictate us, he's got another thing coming!" Tyrone shouted.
End Confessional*
"Team Storm!" Team 2 Cheered.
"Team Night!" Team 4 Cheered.
"Alright then!" Chris said, turning towards the camera. "Which team will win? "And which team will be sending someone home? Find out next time, on Total Drama World Tour Return Flight!"
Team Earth:
Claude, B, Heather, Cameron, Bridgette, Tyler, Emily, Kayla, Sierra, Alejandro, Sophie, Zoey, Ella, Lightning, Sugar, Gwen, Patricia, Harold, Justin, Scarlett, Jake, Dawn.
Team Storm:
Katie, Sadie, Dakota, Eva, Anna, Sydney, Lorenzo, Chet, Laurie, Miles, Sarah, Albert, Izzy, Cody, Mike, Scott, Owen, Carrie, Devin, Dave
Sky, LeShawna, Anne Maria
Team Evil:
Mark, Tyrone, Lindsay, Max, Sam, Mickey, Jay, Rodney, Taylor, Junior, DJ, Geoff, Emma, Noah, Rock, Spud, Courtney, Shawn, Amy, Samey,
Kitty
Team Night:
Staci, Jo, Jasmine, Duncan, Trent, Beth, Ezekiel, Leonard, Brick, Beardo, Tammy, Jess, Topher, Tom, Jen, McArthur, Brody, Crimson
Richard, Ennui, Matt
Eliminated: None
So there you have it, the first chapter! Hope you guys enjoyed it. Put in the reviews who you want to win. Also, if you have challenge ideas and want to tell me, just put it in the reviews, I'll be sure to give you credit (If I use the idea).
Note: I haven't forgotten Lloyd, he'll debut later in the story. Also, Richards Stereotype is now 'The Baker'