Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, except my OC's. They belong to Cartoon Network and FreshTV. I also don't own the show, it belongs to them too.
The scene opened up to show Chris and Chef sitting in the pilots cockpit of the plane.
"Last time on total drama world tour return flight." Chris said to the camera. "The first team challenge occurred, in three parts! The super soaker duel revealed a lot of things, such as Shawn's skill with the soaker," The scene flashed back to show Shawn in the super soaker challenge. "The stepbrothers crush on Sarah, and that you should never call Jo a 'fair lady'." The scene flashed back to show Jo kicking Leonard in the groin last episode. "The obstacle course probably internally damaged some of the contestants, and some of the contestants even conquered their fears in the last challenge!" The next flash back showed Brick in the dark cave last episode. "But, in the end, Team Evil lost, so they bid Tyrone and Amy adieu!" The next scene showed Tyrone and Amy taking the drop of shame. "What will happen in this next thrilling episode? Find out, right now! On Total. Drama. World Tour! Return Flight."
*Cue theme song*
The theme song ended, and the scene showed Team Evil in the glass room, having came in last place last episode.
"Ugh," Emma said angrily, "this is the pits!"
"There's no electrical sockets to charge my GameGuy-Plus." Sam said glumly.
"And it's SCARY!" The twins, Mickey and Jay, cried, hugging each other for support, eyes darting around nervously.
Some people weren't complaining about their sleeping quarters, however.
"Gee, what are you building there?" Noah asked Max, who was tinkering away at some piece of machinery, lazily.
"Why, it's my Calm-o-Matic, you fool!" Max shouted at Noah. "I'm building it to stop those two blubbering buffoons over there" he pointed at Mickey and Jay still panicking, "crying!"
"So, the so-called 'evil genius' is doing something nice for someone?" Noah asked him, smirking at him. "Doesn't that defeat the whole point of being 'evil'?"
"Wha-" Max stuttered, "that's not-, I'm not- Gah! You fool, their crying is disturbing the peace and quiet up here!"
"Yeah, 'cause it sure is nice and peaceful right about now." Noah said sarcastically, looking over at Lindsay and Taylor fighting over who took who's make-up.
"Hey," Rodney nudged Rock, "you were on the Ridonculous Race with that girl, weren't you?" He asked the rocker. "Is she, you know, taken?"
"Emma?" Rock enquired. "Yeah, she's goin' out with that book guy, Noah."
"Huh?" Rodney pondered. "She is pretty hot." He said to himself, then he glared at Noah. "I should be going out with her." Rodney said, irritated. "Not that Noah."
"It feels so great that Amy is gone." Samey said to Kitty. "Now I can enjoy myself and have fun on the show!"
"Yeah, it is pretty cool." Kitty agreed. "Me and Emma get a second chance to tour the world and visit lots of new places! Plus, now Emma's got a boyfriend, so it's sure to be a lot more fun than last time!"
Shawn was keeping up with his daily zombie defense routine.
"Oh please!" Courtney said exasperatedly. "There's no such thing as zombies, your wasting your life!"
"Zombies are real!" Shawn cried. "You gotta be alert, you gotta be strong, you gotta be fast!"
"And you gotta stop believing in the make-believe!" Courtney shouted at the zombie conspiracy nut.
*Confessional: Courtney*
"Why is my team made up of a bunch of idiots?!" The C.I.T whined. "We've got a guy who believes in zombies, a girl as dumb as a rock, two disease-prone twins, a lazy bookworm, a neat freak, a teen who acts like a two year old playing evil genius, a spoiled daddy's girl, and a do-nothing gamer!"
*End Confessional*
Meanwhile, Team Storm was enjoying the luxuries of business class.
"Aaaaah." Cody sighed contently. "This is the life!"
"Yeah, this is the kind of place guys like us deserve!" Lorenzo said happily, sipping fresh orange juice.
"Too bad we didn't get first class though." Anna said.
"Yeah, well, this place is almost as nice as first class." Sky told the drama queen. "Just be happy that we won this."
"I am happy, what makes you think I'm not?" Anna asked, glaring at her. "I'm just saying it would've been even better if we had won first class!"
"Oh, gosh I'm starving!" Owen complained, then his stomach rumbled. "When is breakfast?"
"Dude, we just had it." Albert said to Owen.
"Excuse me!" Dakota said, woken up from a nap by Owens stomach rumbling. "I'm trying to get some beauty sleep."
Confessional: Eva*
"My team is a mess." Eva told the camera. "Looks like it's up to me to pull them together."
*End Confessional*
Izzy was occupying herself by seeing how many pencils she could fit in Devins nose while he was sleeping.
"Mind if I join in?" Albert asked Izzy, who nodded, then they both giggled as Devin snorted some pencils out of his nose in his sleep.
The scene cut to show Team Night in Economy.
"Why, you two like like you're in need of a cheering spell!" Leonard said to Crimson and Ennui.
"We're not."" Crimson asked in a monotone voice.
Ennui and Crimson sighed, then got up and walked away from Leonard.
"Wait, where are you going?" Leonard asked. "Don't you want to see my cheering spell?"
"Go entertain someone else with your magic tricks." Ennui said to him as they walked away.
Leonard shrugged, then turned to Duncan, who was sitting on his other side. "Care to see a cheering spell?"
The scene cut to show Team Earth in first class.
"Sha-Yeah! This is awesome!" Lightning said happily, accepting a cookie from a flight attendant.
"Don't get too relaxed though, we need to be on our game for the next challenge." Harold advised Lightning.
"Lightning will get as relaxed as he wants, he earned first class, after all." Lightning said, speaking in third person.
"Um, correction, Jake earned us first class, and Claude, not you." Heather said to Lightning. "You lost because you couldn't tell Jo was a girl." She said snarkily.
Justin was enjoying a massage from another flight attendant.
"That's the spot." He said happily. "Y'know, this isn't half bad, I'm certainly enjoying it. You get me, don't you Emily?"
The shy girl jumped after hearing her name.
"Oh, uh, um-" She was confused why one of the hottest guys on the show was talking to her. "Y-yeah, this is nice."
Justin smirked at her.
*Confessional: Justin*
"That guy Alejandro thinks he's the lady charmer, that's my job, and I'm going to prove that no one is better than me when it comes to looks." Justin said sneakily to the camera, then looked at himself in the mirror.
*End Confessional*
Alejandro was shown with his ear pressed to the confessional door, listening in on Justin's confessional, then he smirked.
*Confessional: Alejandro*
"Justin thinks he's better than me at charming ladies, I'll show him how it's done." The handsome latino said to the confessional camera.
*End Confessional*
"I see your very dedicated to your training." Alejandro said to Patricia, who was doing push ups on the floor.
"Hm? Oh, well, thanks." Patricia said to Alejandro, a bit confused. "People bully me about it all the time, but I'll have the last laugh eventually."
"I must say, it's very admirable of you to care so much about your health, I am also into fitness, as you can see." Alejandro said to her, continuing the conversation.
Patricia started at him for a second, but then shook her head. "Look, I don't know what you want, but as you can see, I'm busy."
"Why, I'm hurt, all I want to have is a bit of friendly banter." Alejandro said, pretending to be hurt.
"Hm, well, I guess your right, sorry for being rude." Patricia mumbled, embarrassed about her outburst.
"Why, it's no problem at all." Alejandro said. "Well, I must be going, we can chat more later."
"Ok, I guess, goodbye." Patricia waved him off, then continued doing her push ups.
*Confessional: Alejandro*
"That's one girl I have on my side." Alejandro said to the camera. "Justin won't know what hit him." He laughed.
*End Confessional*
"Did you know that saltwater crocodiles are the biggest reptiles on earth?" Harold asked Gwen annoyingly. "They're also closely related to birds! Isn't that so cool?"
"Really Harold, I'm not in the mood, so go annoy someone else." Gwen snapped at him.
"Gosh! You could've been a bit more polite!" Harold said. "I mean, gosh, like, gosh! Some people are so hard to please!" He kept rambling on and on, until Chris's voice was heard over the intercom.
"Attention all passengers, we are about to land in our next destination, so buckle up! And Harold?"
"Yeah?" The nerd asked.
"Please shut up." Chris said over the intercom.
The scene cut to show the teams with Chris standing at the base of a snowy mountain.
"Welcome," Chris began, "to the snowy mountains of Tibet!"
"Tibet, home to the tallest mountain in the world, Mount Everest!" Harold said.
"No one cares Harold." Chris said to the uber-geek.
"You'd care if you had any cultural sensitivity!" Harold said angrily to the host. "Which you don't have!"
"The first part of the challenge is to climb this mountain until you reach the finish line, where I'll be waiting!" Chris said to the teams, ignoring Harold. "You'll travel in teams of two, which will be selected by me!"
Everyone started complaining, knowing Chris would do his best to make the duos as unfair as possible.
He ignored them. "Anyways, three lucky people from Team Storm, Team Evil and Team Night get to skip the first challenge, as there's an uneven number of people on those teams. Those two people will be decided by this wheel right here!" He pointed at a wheel painted with the colors of the rainbow on it, which had the faces of the contestants from Team Night and Team Evil on it.
"Our first lucky contestant is..." Chris began spinning the wheel, which eventually landed on Maxes face. "Max!"
"More time to complete my invention!" Max butted. "Splendid!"
"Our second lucky contestant is..." Chris spun the wheel a second time, which landed on Anne Maria's face. "Anne Maria!"
"Good, I didn't wanna walk up that mountain anyways." The jersey shore reject said, spraying some hairspray on her hair.
"And, our third lucky contestant is..." Chris spun the wheel again, which landed on Jesses face. "Jess! Alright, now, I'll decide the teams. On Team Earth, the teams are as follows... Claude and B, Bridgette and Tyler, Heather and Harold, Patricia and Sophie, Gwen and Dawn, Justin and Scarlett, Cameron and Emily, Jake and Lightning, Alejandro and Zoey, Sierra and Kayla and Sugar and Ella."
"This is wonderful, don't you agree Sugar?" Ella asked her teammate cheerfully.
"Just dandy." Sugar said sarcastically.
When Geoff heard Bridgette and Tyler were a duo, he got nervous.
*Confessional: Geoff*
"Ok, I know I may be a bit clingy when it comes to me and Bridge, but this is serious dudes!" Geoff told the camera worriedly. "Her and Tyler. The dude might be clumsy, but he's not ugly. What if he makes a move on her when they're alone together, huh? This is bad dudes!"
*End Confessional*
*Confessional: Heather*
"I'm with the nerdling? Ugh, just my luck! If he so much as mentions a crocodile, I'll feed him to one!"
*End Confessional*
"It looks like we're teammates." Dawn appeared beside Gwen, startling her.
"GAH!" Gwen said, startled. "Oh, hey Dawn, yeah I guess we are." She said to the petite psychic.
*Confessional: Gwen*
"Well, at least it's Dawn and not Heather, right?" Gwen said to the camera, trying to stay optimistic.
*End Confessional*
"The duos on Team Storm are..." Chris began. "Katie and Dakota, Eva and Anna, Albert and Scott, Carrie and Devin, Sadie and Sydney, Izzy and Cody, Lorenzo and Owen, Sarah and Chet, Dave and Sky, Mike and LeShawna and Laurie and Miles."
"Why are we not together?" Katie and Sadie cried. "This is so unfair."
"Why are you being so mean Chris?" Sadie asked the host.
"Hey, I'm just doin' my job here." Chris defended himself.
"Cmon Sadie." Sydney tried to comfort her. "You'll see Katie when the challenge is over."
*Confessional: Sydney*
"This is the perfect chance to secure Sadie's vote!" Sydney said happily to the camera. "Whoever she votes, Katie will vote with her!" Then she realized what she had said. "Oh, you didn't think I was a squealy loser, did you? I'm just doing what people call 'Playing the game'. When I'm finished, they won't know what hit em'." She laughed.
*End Confessional*
"Just wonderful..." Eva muttered angrily, after hearing she was partnered with Anna.
"Alright, for Team Evil, the duos are..." Chris said. "Mickey and Kitty, DJ and Junior, Emma and Noah, Rock and Spud, Lindsay and Courtney, Jay and Shawn, Rodney and Sam, Samey and Taylor and Geoff and Mark."
*Confessional: DJ*
"I gotta look after that little guy, y'know what I'm saying? He's only a kid, I'd hate if anything happened to him." DJ said worriedly to the camera.
*End Confessional*
*Confessional: Junior*
"I gotta look after DJ. I've seen to total drama and wow, he's a coward." Junior told the camera.
*End Confessional*
"Oh Courtney, it looks like we're partners." Lindsay said to Courtney, who glared at her. "Now let's go climb that hill!"
"It's a mountain, not a hill." Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Ohhhhhhhh, that explains why it's so big." Lindsay tried to look at the top of the mountain.
"And, for our last team, Team Night, the teams are..." Chris said. "Staci and Jo, Jasmine and Richard, Beth and Beardo, Tom and Jen, Crimson and Ennui, Topher and Trent. Leonard and Tammy, Brody and McArthur, Matt and Ezekiel and Brick and Duncan."
"You say a word about your ancestors and your dead!" Jo growled at Staci.
"I-I wasn't going to..." Staci mumbled.
"Yeah, McArthur, babe!" Brody put his arm around McArthur. "We're together!"
McArthur smirked at Brody. "Alright, lover boy, save that for later, for now, we gotta hustle!"
"McArthur, you make a valid point. Now that all the duos are set, go!" Chris blew his airhorn, and the duos started running along the mountain path.
"So," Justin said to Scarlett. "Wanna join me for dinner at the dining area later?"
"Your pathetic attempts to seduce me are entertaining." Scarlett said plainly to Justin.
"Hey, if you won't join me for dinner, at least help me with a favour." Justin asked Scarlett. "All I need is your vote to get rid of Alejandro, if we lose of course."
*Confessional: Scarlett*
"As much as Justin disgusts me," She started, "eliminating Alejandro would be vital in winning the million. A major threat gone, and hopefully, if he gets enough votes, Justin too."
*End Confessional*
"It's a deal," Scarlett said to Justin, "but if you ever try to flirt with me again." She got real close to him. "I'll make you pay."
Nearby, Rock was trying to get Spud moving.
"Cmon Spud!" Rock said to his teammate. "Your all psssssshh..." He mimed a hose running out of water. "When you should be pchoaaaaaaa!" He mimed a hose turning on and spraying water everywhere.
"Yeah, but, like, I'm kinda tired." Spud complained. "Maybe if we just sat down for a second." He sat down on a rock.
"Dude, we've been walking for two minutes!" Rock shouted at Spud.
"I know, it's been forever!" Spud exaggerated.
Rock sighed.
"Having trouble controlling your teammate?" Heather mocked him, running by with Harold in tow.
"I could say the same thing to you!" Rock grinned, pointing at Harold, who was gasping for breath.
"My stamina isn't the best!" He gasped. "Let's slow down a bit."
"Get. Moving!" Heather said angrily, pulling him to his feet and started dragging him along the path.
At another point of the trail, Eva and Anna we're making their way up.
"Listen." Eva said, rubbing her arm. "I'm, uh, sorry that I shouted at you last episode." She was clearly not the best at apologies.
"Yeah, why did you scream at me that much." Anna asked Eva.
"I- listen, the only way I survived high school was by being tough, but, I guess that kinda affected me as a person." Eva said, surprised at herself. "But, I just wanted to say sorry."
"Yeah, I was wondering why you came on the show in the first place." Anna said to her.
"Well, the truth is, my therapist made me go, they said I had to make some friends, that it could maybe fix my anger issues." Eva admitted.
"Well, I guess your therapist recommended the wrong show, huh?" Anna replied.
The situation was becoming very awkward for the two teens.
"Well, not entirely." Eva said. "I have made a few friends, like Noah and Izzy, but a lot of good that'll do me. The sarcastic bookworm and the psycho hose beast."
"Well, just make some more," Anna advised. "Maybe use the same method to make friends that you used on Noah and Izzy."
"That's the problem, I was thrown into being their friend." Eva told her. "Izzy just decided we were on her team in the TDI special."
"Well, I'm sure you'll make some friends." Anna told Eva.
"You really think so?" Eva asked her, surprised that someone was being nice to her for once.
"For sure, heck, I'll even be your friend if you need me to be!" Anna said to the female bully.
"Well, uh, thanks for that." Eva thanked her.
The situation became too awkward to handle, so Eva and Anna returned to silence.
*Confessional: Eva*
"Holy crap that was awkward." Eva told the camera. "You know, out of everyone here, I didn't think Anna would be the first one I'd confess to."
End Confessional*
"Do you think Emma likes me?" Rodney asked Sam.
"Huh?" Sam was playing his video games and not paying attention.
"I said, do you think Emma likes me?" Rodney asked again, a little annoyed.
"Emma... she's that girl from the Ridonculous Race." Sam realised. "I guess she doesn't hate you, but don't go stealing her from Noah." Sam advised him. "I know I'd hate it if someone took Dakota away from me."
*Confessional: Rodney*
"Sams right." Rodney said to the camera. "But Noah won't know I'm dating Emma, once he's eliminated. Emma would be much happier with me, I'm sure of it!"
*End Confessional*
"Know which way to go?" Claude asked B when they came to a fork in the road.
B shrugged.
"Not much of a talker, eh?" Claude said. "I'm not either, guess that's another thing we have in common." He offered his friend a fist bump, which B accepted. "So, I saw revenge of the island, man, it must have sucked to be the third one eliminated."
B nodded, frowning at the memory of him taking the hurl of shame.
"Well, I was wondering, want to have an alliance?" Claude asked him. "Just to take down Scott, and maybe some other adversary's."
B nodded, smiling at the tech savvy brother.
"It's a deal then!" Claude shook B's hand. "Now come on, let's keep walking, we don't wanna be the last ones there." They decided to take the left turn.
A bit further up ahead, Heather heard about this exchange.
"Did you hear that?" She asked Harold, who was walking alongside her.
"The chirping of the eastern lubber grasshopper?" Harold asked her. "They get outbreaks this time of y-"
"Shut it, don't care, forget I said anything, let's keep moving." Heather hastened to prevent the Uber geek from going into a rant about grasshoppers.
"How long have you and Katie been friends?" Sydney asked Sadie.
"Oh, we've been best friends ever since she moved into my neighborhood." Sadie replied. "She was so scared of all the new kids, and it was, like, so bad for her at first, then me and Katie became best friends, and we've never been apart since!"
"That sounds nice. I never had any friends, I was sheltered a lot as a kid..." Sydney faked sadness, sighing at the ground. "I even joined this show without them knowing."
"I know!" Sadie got an idea. "Me and Katie can be your friend!" The larger of the BFFFL's hugged Sydney.
"Really? That's great!" Sydney hugged Sadie's back, but as she was hugging her, she grinned maliciously.
*Confessional: Sydney*
"And that's Sadie on my side, and getting her vote means getting Katie's vote as well, I'll be running this game in no time!" Sydney grinned.
*End Confessional*
DJ and Junior had decided to take a breather.
"Just for a minute, ok?" Junior asked DJ, eager to complete the challenge. "We need to keep moving."
"Just a second, little dude." DJ said. "No point in rushing on, I'm sure most of the teams are way behind."
Right after he said, seven duos passed them by, consisting of Claude, B, Rock, Spud, Sydney, Sadie, Tyler, Bridgette, Mickey, Kitty, Rodney, Sam, Laurie and Miles.
"Right..." Junior said, after seeing all the teams pass them by. "Anyways, What would you do with the money if you won?"
"Hm," DJ thought for a moment, "my mama always encouraged to do what I thought was right, so I think I'd spend some on her, she's raised me right, so if I win, I'm gonna return the favor. Might also get a friend for bunny. What about you, little man? What would you spend it on?"
"My dad needs a laser tattoo removal, he got a woman's tattoo on the Ridonculous Race on accident, I think I'd cough up a bit of money for that." Junior explained.
"Yeah, I saw the Ridonculous Race, man, your dad messed up big time." DJ chuckled. "Anything else?"
"Not really." Junior admitted. "Maybe some video games, but that would be about it, really."
"Nice, I've always wanted to play video games, but mama says it's bad for your eyesight."
"Really? Maybe I could lend you a couple of mine, they're in my backpack on the plane." Junior informed the Brick house with heart.
"Thanks, but I wouldn't want to disobey mama, I don't want a repeat of Action."
Junior shrugged. "Suit yourself, now c'mon, we've stayed put too long, let's get moving."
"Right behind you little man." DJ and Junior continued their trek up the mountain.
Chris was waiting at the finish line, with Anne Maria, Max and Jess waiting for their teams to arrive, when Jake and Lightning ran up to him.
"We made it!" Jake exclaimed.
"Congratulations you guys!" Chris said to them. "You're the first team to arrive!"
"Sha-please!" Lightning crossed his arms. "Like there was ever any doubt."
"Pretty sure there was..." Chris said quietly to himself. "Anyways, before you can start the next challenge, you have to wait for the rest of your team."
"Sha-seriously?" Lightning asked him. "Guess we're in for a long wait."
After he said that, Bridgette and Tyler appeared, the former supporting the latter, who appeared to have sprained his ankle.
"Are you sure you're ok?" Bridgette asked Tyler in a concerned voice.
"Trust me, I'm in good shape now!" Tyler said, and attempted to walk without any support, but fell on the ground.
"He tripped and hurt his ankle near the top." Bridgette explained to Jake, then walked back over to Tyler and helped him up.
Geoff and Mark made it to the finish. When Geoff saw Bridgette helping Tyler up, he gasped.
"What're you doing with him?!" Geoff demanded.
"Geoff, now is not the time, Tyler just hurt his ankle, that's all." Bridgette said impatiently.
*Confessional: Bridgette*
"I love Geoff, but he's being really unfair, all I was doing was helping Tyler up. Him and I are gonna have a few words…" Bridgette told the camera.
*End Confessional*
"Keep moving geekwad." Heather shouted at Harold, "we are not going to lose because you can't run!"
"I'm trying my best, gosh!" Harold responded. "Maybe if you weren't running so fast I could catch up!"
"Maybe if you weren't running so slow, we would've already made it!" Heather retaliated.
"Have fun at the elimination ceremony hon!" LeShawna said to Heather as she passed them by, then shoved Heather to the ground.
"You did not just do that!" Heather tackled LeShawna and the two girls started fighting.
"This will take a while." Mike sighed, seeing his partner fight with Heather.
"Go LeShawna!" Harold cheered for LeShawna, who was currently pulling Heathers hair.
"This one is for you baby boy!" LeShawna said to Harold, then punched Heather in the nose.
"GAH! You'll regret that LeShawna!" Heather, with blood streaming out of her nose, kicked the sister with 'tude in the gut.
The girls continued fighting while Harold and Mike watched.
Izzy and Cody ran by, but Izzy stopped when she saw the two girls fighting.
"Oh, are we fighting now?" Izzy asked, "Cool!" Then she leapt into the fray.
"Izzy-" Cody tried to stop her but failed.
The three girls continued fighting until Heather kicked Izzy and sent her flying off the mountain.
"Izzy!" Cody screamed, then ran over to the edge of the mountain where Izzy fell.
Further down the path, Matt and Ezekiel were lagging behind the other teams, mostly due to the fact that Matt was tired and had to stop every few minutes for a break.
"Are you done now?" Ezekiel asked Matt while he was taking a particularly long break.
"J-just another minute." Matt yawned, then started to close his eyes.
His relaxation was disrupted though when a certain psycho redhead fell on top of him.
"Wooooooooooo!" Izzy cheered. "Again again!"
"Wha-" Matt said from underneath the redhead, clearly confused.
"Izzy," Ezekiel stared at her in shock, "what're you doin' here, eh?"
"Me, LeShawna and Heather were play fighting and I got knocked off the mountain!" Izzy grinned maniacally.
"You disrupted my rest." Matt grumbled, still being used as a seat for Izzy.
"Sorry," Izzy apologized, "but that was just so fun!"
"Do you guys know what you just did?!" Cody shouted at Heather and LeShawna, who had stopped fighting, though Heather was sporting a black eye and LeShawna had a cut lip.
"Blame it on Heather." LeShawna said. "She was the one who kicked Izzy off the mountain.
"Me?!" Heather said incredulously. "You were the one who started the fight!"
Their quarreling was interrupted when Izzy's voice was heard from further down the mountain.
"Hey guys! I'm ok, I landed on Matt!"
"Thank god!" Cody said in relief.
"Ooooooh, and here comes more teams!" Chris said at the finish line.
Eva, Anna, Carrie, Devin, Sarah and Chet made it to the finish.
"Nice job you guys, unfortunately, you're not the first ones here, but hey, at least you made it!" Chris said to the six of them.
"Come on!" Heather dragged Harold over the finish line, the two were closely followed by LeShawna and Mike.
"What happened to you two?" Chris snickered at LeShawna and Heather.
"Loudmouth decided to start a fight!" Heather glared at LeShawna.
"And skinny queen decided to kick Izzy off a mountain!" LeShawna sniped.
"Is she ok?" Chris asked hurriedly. "Please say she's ok, I really, really do not want any lawsuits!"
"Oh she's fine!" Heather informed Chris. "And would you shut up about that?!" Heather turned to LeShawna. "I didn't mean to alright?"
LeShawna mumbled something rude about Heather to herself.
An hour passed, after which more duos had reached the finish.
"And that's Albert and Scott, Topher and Trent, Beth and Beardo and Tom and Jen making it for their teams!" Chris said, calling out each team as they made it to the finish.
"Come on people! I'm running out of sweet tea!" Chris complained, as Sam and Rodney collapsed at his feet from exhaustion. "Hurry it up already!"
Lorenzo and Owen passed by Duncan and Brick.
Duncan saw this and grinned.
"Hey, watch this!" He nudged Brick, then threw a large rock at Lorenzo's head.
The rock hit him and he fell to the ground with an "OW!"
"Hey!" Brick said angrily to Duncan. "You could have hurt him, that goes against my code."
"Oh, relax, it's not like a rock will puncture that thick skull of his." Duncan laughed.
"Are you ok dude?" Owen asked Lorenzo, who was lying on the ground.
"My leg hurts!" Lorenzo complained. "You're gonna have to carry me."
"Will do!" Owen bent down and hoisted Lorenzo over his shoulder, then took off running at a slow pace towards the finish
"Great, now they're ahead of us, nice going Brick." Duncan said sarcastically.
"Ha, later dorks!" Lorenzo jeered at Brick and Duncan.
*Confessional: Lorenzo*
"That's punks gonna pay!" Lorenzo pointed at the camera angrily.
*End Confessional*
"How could you just throw a rock at him?" Brick and Duncan were arguing.
"Hey, it's not my fault he can't handle a little pain." Duncan shrugged.
Brick glared at Duncan, and Duncan glared right back.
*Confessional: Duncan*
"Brickhead needs to learn to have some fun. Lorenzo's just a wimp, is all." Duncan said, nonchalant.
*End Confessional*
"We're getting nowhere, eh." Ezekiel said as him and Matt walked at a slow pace with Izzy bounding along beside them.
"Maybe we should hurry up..." Matt suggested.
"That's what I said, eh. Twelve times!"
"Oh, well, now that I've had my rest... it's time to RUN!" Matt picked up Ezekiel and started running at high speed up the trail.
*Confessional: Matt*
"I get filled with high energy at the end of the day." Matt told the camera. "Due to the fact I'm sleeping or daydreaming most of the time. I won a race at school once with that, my coach said it was the fastest he ever saw me run. Come to think of it, I think that was the only time he ever saw me run. I usually sleep in the bathroom when P.E. is on, and I-" he continued on like this for some time, until finally. "Oh yeah, and I talk a lot when I'm filled with energy."
*End Confessional*
"Did you guys cheat?" Chris asked Matt and Ezekiel, who had reached the finish. "I could've sworn you'd barely moved from the starting line."
"Nope. That was Matt." Ezekiel told the host.
"I'm kinda tired again." Matt lay down on the ground and started snoring.
"Well, anyways, that's another duo for Team Night!" Chris announced.
Lindsay and Courtney also reached the end.
*Confessional: Courtney*
"Lindsay wouldn't shut up the whole journey! Just being around her makes you lose brain cells!" Courtney shouted at the camera.
*End Confessional*
"YES! HAHAHA!" Max cackled. "My evil invention is finally complete!"
DJ and Junior were still traveling when they came across a snake.
"Do NOT move." Junior said, then turned to DJ, who was as still as a statue. "Uh, you ok?"
*Confessional: DJ*
"Why didn't I do something? That snake coulda hurt Junior, I feel so ashamed." He looked at his feet in shame. "I'm sorry moma."
*End Confessional*
The snake slithered towards them slowly.
Junior gulped, then got an idea.
"BACK OFF! YOU HEARD ME! GET AWAY!" He yelled at the snake, which recoiled and hissed. "LEAVE US ALONE YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!"
The snake turned and fled.
DJ came out of his trance.
"Wh-What happened?" DJ asked Junior. "Where'd the snake go?"
"Don't worry, it just turned and left." Junior lied.
*Confessional: Junior*
"I didn't know what to do, until I remembered a lecture about snakes from this guy in my school. One of the most effective ways of getting rid of snakes is yelling at them. Who knew listening to a three hour long lecture about snakes could save your life?" Junior chuckled.
*End Confessional*
Junior and DJ made it to the finish line.
"Hey, you guys made it and didn't even get bitten by that snake, impressive." Chris complimented them. "Good work on that snake little dude." He said to Junior.
"What's he talkin' about?" DJ asked Junior.
"Didn't he tell you?" Chris asked. "He made the snake back off single handedly! Respect man."
*Confessional: DJ*
"Great, now I feel even worse! Junior had to save me. Mad respect for him though, takes guts to face down a snake." DJ said to the camera.
*End Confessional*
More and more teams arrived over the next two hours, until only Justin and Scarlett, Dave and Sky, Dakota and Katie, Mickey and Kitty and Crimson and Ennui were left still making their way up.
"UGH! Come on!" Chris complained. "I'm getting really impatient here!"
Justin, Scarlett, Crimson and Ennui came into view, both teams racing to be the first to complete the challenge.
"And Team Night are the first full team to the finish!" Chris announced as the two goths made it. "Now, you guys get these!" He handed Jo five bolas.
"Bolas?" Jo asked. "Why the heck would we need these?"
"To catch your yak of course!" Chris grinned, and motioned for a helicopter piloted by Chef that was hovering in the air. The helicopter was carrying a large metal crate.
"Yak racing is huge in Tibet." Chris told them. "So that's why it's the second challenge for today! Each team picks two racers to represent them. Team Earth and Team Night, you guys get a head start on catching the yaks. Now, bring em' in Chef!"
Chef lowered the crate onto the ground. An intern opened the crate with a key, and the yaks jumped out and stampeded him.
"Hehe," Chris chuckled, "anywho, Team Earth, since you came in second you get three bolas." He chucked the bolas towards Harold, and they hit him in the groin.
"Eek..." Harold squeaked in pain.
"Oops, sorry dude." Chris grinned, not sorry at all.
Mickey and Kitty then reached the finish closely followed by Dakota and Katie. Dave and Sky were no where in sight.
"And Team Evil takes third, earning them two bolas." Chris announced, handing the bolas over to Mickey, who struggled to remain upright while holding them.
"Now, Team Night, which two people will be doing the race?" Chris asked.
"I'll do it." Ezekiel stepped forward. "I'm great with animals."
"Ok," Heather said, "so homeschool and...?"
"Step aside sister." McArthur said to her. "I'll be doing this challenge.
"So Ezekiel and McArthur for Team Night." Chris said. "Team Earth?"
"Not me, my Looks will get damaged!" Justin said quickly.
Other members of Team Earth started making excuses about why they couldn't do the challenge, until finally one stepped forward.
"What the heck." Gwen said. "I'll do it."
"Cool, but I'll need another volunteer." Chris said to her.
"It's Sugars time to shine!" Sugar said. "I've got tons of experience with cows back home. How hard can it be?"
"Sugar and Gwen for Team Earth, nice. Team Evil?" Chris asked the team.
"Me and Mickey will do it." Jay volunteered him and his brother.
Confessional: Jay and Mickey*
"For some reason, yaks love us." Jay said to the camera.
"On a visit to the zoo, a whole bunch of them tried to break out of the habitat when they saw us." Mickey added. "It's nice to be useful for once."
"We have this in the bag." Jay finished.
End Confessional*
All the other members of Team Evil stared at Jay and Mickey open mouthed.
"Let me get this straight." Courtney said. "The two weakest competitors in the season are going to represent us in a race?"
"Sounds like it to me." Sam said, smiling encouragingly at the twins.
"So that's Mickey and Jay for Team Evil, Sugar and Gwen for Team Earth and Ezekiel and McArthur for Team Night." Chris listed off. "The rest of you are allowed to help your reps catch their yaks, but they gotta race themselves. Now, go catch those yaks!" Chris blew his airhorn.
Before Chris has even blown the airhorn, five yaks had already gathered around Mickey and Jay.
"I'll take this one, you take that one!" Jay pointed at two yaks.
"And the twins have already caught their yaks!" Chris announced.
McArthur attempted to sneak up on a yak, but got cocky. The yak felt her presence and took off.
"Why is this so DIFFICULT?!" McArthur raged, then chased after the yak and tackled it.
Ezekiel hurled a bolas at a yak, which tangled around its feet and it toppled over.
"And Team Earth has got their yaks!" Chris called out.
"Yeehaw!" Sugar attempted to ensnare a yak with her bolas but ended up hitting Harold in the groin for the second time that day.
"My biscuits can't take any more abuse..." Harold squeaked.
"Oh, grow up you big baby." Sugar chided Harold, who glared at her.
"Obviously you two aren't capable, so I guess I'll have to do it." Heather said, shoving Harold aside.
She threw the bolas at a particularly slow one, and it toppled over with its legs entangled.
"I could've done that." Harold said to the queen bee.
"But you didn't, did you?" Heather asked in a mocking voice.
Far from the finish line, Dave and Sky we're making no progress whatsoever.
"Ugh, come on!" Sky tugged on Dave's arm, attempting to move him.
"No." Was Dave's reply. "Maybe you'll get eliminated if we lose."
"Dave..." Sky was getting frustrated now. "Come on, I'm begging you."
Dave crossed his arms, and looked the other way.
"Why should I?" He asked. "You left me on that island to die. You used me to get farther in the game. You lied to me!"
"Dave, I-"
"Save it Sky. You've done nothing but cause me pain."
Sky sighed. "If you won't do it for me, please do it for the team. You'll be eliminated if we lose, and-and I don't want that to happen."
Dave huffed. "Why's that?"
"I, um, uh, still have feelings for you." Sky admitted, rubbing her arm shyly.
Dave gaped.
"I didn't mean to lie to you on Pahkitew Island. I just couldn't find the right time to tell you about Keith. He was a jerk anyways."
Sky counted in her head, waiting for Dave to call her a liar, or shout at her, or simply break down crying.
"Let's go." Dave recovered from his shock, then started heading for the finish line.
Sky hesitated before following.
"If Sky and Dave don't get here soon Team Storm will be heading for elimination!" Chris announced, impatient. "I'm giving them ten minutes to get up here!"
Seven minutes passed, and Team Storm we're growing nervous by the second.
"Where are they?!" Eva asked angrily.
Two figures slowly came into view.
"I think I see em'!" Albert cheered. "Go guys, you got this!"
"Two minutes left!" Chris grinned.
Dave and Sky sped up a little, desperate to reach the finish.
"Five... four..." Chris began counting down the last few seconds, "three... two..."
Dave and Sky leapt across the finish line just as Chris counted the last second.
"Yes!" Sky exclaimed.
"Cut it way too close there dudes." Chris told the pair of them. "But, that's besides the point. Team Storm, pick who's riding those yaks!"
"Ooh, ooh!" Izzy put her hand into the air. "Let Izzy do it! Let Izzy do it!"
Eva was about to say no before Chris cut across her.
"Alright, Izzy is up for Team Storm! Gonna need one more person."
"No, we-" Eva attempted to cut in before Chris put a finger over her mouth.
"Shush!" He shushed her. "Pick already!" He ordered the team.
"Not me, those things are dirty." Anne Maria excused herself.
"Allergic to yak fur." Scott added.
"Too scary." Anna finished.
"I did good on that moose in season one." LeShawna offered. "I'll take a crack at it."
"And that's you guys settled. Also, since you came in last place, you get no bolas!" Chris informed them. "You're just gonna have to use whatever means necessary to catch your yaks!"
A montage began to play showing Team Storms various failed attempts at catching their two yaks, including Chet and Lorenzo trying to corner one, Albert trying to sneak up on one and Eva jumping on to one. All these attempts failed miserably.
After many failed attempts Izzy and LeShawna had caught their yaks, and were now ready to begin the race.
"All the racers have caught their yaks!" Chris announced. "Let the yak racing begin!"
Chris and the racers mounted on their yaks were shown on a wide snowy plain, while the rest of their teams were standing on the sidelines.
"Now," Chris said, "here are the rules; there are none." He grinned. "All foul play and sabotage is allowed. Just don't beat your opponents up too much. If both members of a team cross the finish line still mounted on their yaks, they win."
"This'll be easy as pie." LeShawna rubbed her hands together in anticipation, staring at the adversity twins.
"You've got that right sister!" McArthur nodded.
"Let the first Total Drama Yak Race..." Chris announced. "Begin!"
All the competitors yaks started moving, besides McArthurs, who's seemed to be very uncooperative.
"Why won't this WORK?!" McArthur shouted in frustration, then remembered something Sanders had tought her during their time on The Ridonculous Race.
"Uh, nice yak, real nice yak, you're on my team, and, um, we need to win this, so, if you feel like it, maybe start moving?" McArthur asked the yak in a soothing voice.
The yak started running to catch up with the other competitors.
"Wooooooo, it's time to own this race!" McArthur grinned wickedly and steered her yak towards Sugar.
"Hey pageant princess, take this!" McArthurs yak rammed into Sugar's and sent her and her yak sprawling.
*Confessional: McArthur*
"What? He said foul play was allowed." McArthur said defensively to the camera.
End Confessional*
The adversity twins were making fast progress, as their yaks seemed extra determined to help them win.
"Who knew this could be so easy?" Jay asked his brother.
Ezekiel was the first to make it over the finish line, followed by LeShawna.
"You guys need McArthur and Izzy to cross too before you can win." Chris reminded them.
"We know, eh." Ezekiel replied. "We would've won by now if McArthur wasn't ramming into everyone."
"And where the heck is Izzy?" LeShawna asked herself, trying to catch any sign of the redhead.
Izzy's yak was heading in the completely wrong direction.
*Confessional: Izzy*
"That yak was so adorable, but it was going completely nuts." Izzy informed the audience. "In other words... Most. Fun. EVER!"
*End Confessional*
"Faster! Faster!" Izzy instructed her yak. "This is awesome!"
Mickey and Jay were the next to cross the finish line.
"And the twins win for their team!" Chris declared. "Team Evil will be chilling in first class until our next destination!" He turned to the twins, who were both smiling widely.
*Confessional: Mickey and Jay*
Both twins were still jubilant at winning for the team.
"We did it!" Jay exclaimed.
"It feels really good to win for the team." Mickey added. "I think our lucks finally starting to turn around!"
*End Confessional*
The twins walked over to their team, who were cheering loudly for them.
"Way to go little dudes!" Geoff patted them both on the back.
"I'll admit, I had my... doubts at first." Courtney admitted. "But you proved your worth, congratulations."
Kitty ran over and hugged Mickey.
"You did it!" She took out her phone and snapped a selfie of her and Mickey, who was blushing.
*Confessional: Mickey*
"Wow, I'd say the best part of all that was Kitty hugging me." He sighed wistfully, then realized what he was saying. "You don't show these to anyone, right?"
*End Confessional*
"The twins may have won for Team Evil but it's not over yet!" Chris reminded everyone. "Last place is still up for grabs!"
"That was easy as pie." Sugar said as she crossed the finish line.
"Speak for yourself." Gwen grumbled, crossing it right after her. She was covered in bruises.
"McArthur knocked me off the yak and Sugar ran over me." She explained moodily to LeShawna.
"Hey, 'least you got second place, Izzy's no where in sight." LeShawna replied, still looking for any sign of Izzy.
"LeShawna is correct!" Chris announced. "Team Earth gets second place, earning themselves the luxuries of business class!"
Team Earth cheered.
"It's between Team Storm and Team Night." Chris announced. "Who'll be heading for the elimination room tonight?"
McArthur was free of distractions, as all the others had crossed the finish line besides Izzy, though she was still missing.
"Wait, I think I see her." LeShawna said.
She was correct, Izzy had reappeared and was catching up fast to McArthur.
"Hurry!" Ezekiel called out to McArthur, who was starting to sweat as she saw Izzy approaching from behind.
"No way I'm losing to a mental nutcase." McArthur muttered to herself, urging her yak to speed up.
Izzy had caught up to McArthur, and they were racing side by side towards the finish line.
Just as they were two feet away, McArthur shoved Izzy of her yak.
"Oh no!" LeShawna panicked.
Before Izzy could recover, McArthur crossed the finish line.
"Team Night in third place!" Chris called out. "You guys are safe!"
Team Night collectively sighed in relief, while Team Storm hung their heads in disappointment.
"Team Storm, What can I say, sucks to be you right now." Chris said to the defeated team. "Meet me at the elimination room at ten!"
Sky was curled up in the glass room, sad at having lost, when Dave walked up to her.
"Uh, hey..." Dave said awkwardly. "So, about earlier..."
"Hm? Oh, hey Dave..." Sky greeted her ex.
"I... guess I overreacted at the finale last time." Dave admitted. "I should have listened..."
"No Dave, it's my fault." Sky interrupted him. "I should have told you about Keith sooner."
Chris's voice was heard over the intercom. "Attention Team Storm, it's elimination time! Get your butts to the elimination room now!"
"Listen, maybe we should talk about this later." Sky said. "If we don't get eliminated, that is."
Dave nodded, then offered Sky a hand to help her up, which she accepted.
Team Storm was sitting in the elimination room, nervously glancing at one another.
"Team Storm, two of you guys will be eliminated today, and be sent flying out of this competition, and maybe even your life." Chris said to the team. All of them gulped.
"It's time to cast your votes." Chris told the team.
*Voting: LeShawna*
"Izzy may have cost us the challenge, and Heather might be a bitch, but I'm votin' Anne Maria, sorry girl."
*Voting: Dakota*
"Owen is so gross, but I kind of feel bad..."
*Voting: Laurie*
"All that gas is polluting the environment, Owen has to go."
Voting: Albert*
"Eva scares me, I'm voting for her."
Voting: Scott*
"Dave is a sad sack, no good."
End Voting*
"You have all cast your votes." Chris said. "It's time to see who's heading home. And I can guarantee it won't be Sydney, Chet or Sky."
These three competitors sighed in relief as they caught their barf soaked peanuts.
"Cody is safe too." Chris tossed a bag of peanuts to Cody, who laughed in relief as he caught it.
Dave was looking nervous as more people's names were called out.
"Laurie, Miles, Lorenzo, Izzy!" Chris tossed them all peanuts. "LeShawna, Katie, and Sadie!"
After Carrie and Mikes name was called out, Chris was grinning.
"Dakota, Scott, Sarah, Albert and Devin!"
"Eva, Anna."
Dave gripped his face. "No! I can't be out now! I just made up with Sky!"
Chris grinned. "Anne Maria, Dave, Owen. Who gets the last bag, and a second chance at the million?"
Owen was farting nervously.
"Sorry." He apologized to Dakota, who was choking on his farts. "I get gassy when I'm nervous."
Chris's finger went from Anne Maria to Owen to Dave. "The last person safe is..."
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"Owen!"
Owen let loose a particularly poisonous fart in relief.
"Phew! Thanks guys!" He thanked his team.
"Wh-What?" Dave asked devastatingly. "B-But I just made up with Sky!"
"Sorry dude." Chris said. "Wait, lemme rethink that, not sorry."
"Dave, wait!" Sky ran up to him. "I know you're eliminated, but we're cool, right?"
Dave started tearing up.
"Of course!" He cried, and flung his arms around Sky, who returned the hug.
"Hey, What about me?" Anne Maria asked. "I didn't do anythin' wrong!"
"Well, you weren't very useful." Eva told her. "You were lazy, uncooperative, annoying..."
"Ok, ok, I get it." Anne Maria interrupted her. "Just remember this, I'll get the people who voted me, remember that!"
She walked up to the drop of shame and jumped out, her screams echoing in the Cool, Tibetan air.
"I'm really sorry you're eliminated." Sky said to Dave sadly.
"Maybe a kiss would cheer me up?" He teased, and leant in for a kiss. Sky leaned in too.
"Too bad!" Chris shoved them apart and shoved Dave out of the plane, where he screamed in fear.
"Oops, forgot to give him a parachute." Chris grinned wickedly. "Let me correct that!"
He walked over to the door and threw a parachute out.
"See ya dude!" He waved down at Dave. "Anyways, it's time for you guys to hit the glass room."
Team Storm left, with Sky crying silently.
Chris turned to the camera.
"What surprises are in for our competitors next?" He asked. "Find out next time, on Total. Drama. World Tour! Return flight!"
Votes:
Katie: Dave
Sadie: Dave
Dakota: Owen
Eva: Anne Maria
Anna: Dave
Sydney: Anne Maria
Lorenzo: Anne Maria
Chet: Anne Maria
Laurie: Owen
Miles: Owen
Sarah: Izzy
Albert: Eva
Izzy: Dave
Cody: Dave
Mike: Anne Maria
Scott: Dave
Owen: Dave
Carrie: Owen
Devin: Anne Maria
Dave: Owen
Sky: Anne Maria
LeShawna: Anne Maria
Anne Maria: Owen
Tallied Votes:
Anne Maria: 8
Dave: 7
Owen: 6
Eva: 1
Izzy: 1
Eliminated: Tyrone, Amy, Anne Maria, Dave
Teams:
Team Earth:
Claude, B, Heather, Cameron, Bridgette, Tyler, Emily, Kayla, Sierra, Alejandro, Sophie, Zoey, Ella, Lightning, Sugar, Gwen, Patricia, Harold, Justin, Scarlett, Jake, Dawn
Team Storm:
Katie, Sadie, Dakota, Eva, Anna, Sydney, Lorenzo, Chet, Laurie, Miles, Sarah, Albert, Izzy, Cody, Mike, Scott, Owen, Carrie, Devin, Sky, LeShawna
Team Evil:
Mark, Lindsay, Max, Sam, Mickey, Jay, Rodney, Taylor, Junior, DJ, Geoff, Emma, Noah, Rock, Spud, Courtney, Shawn, Samey, Kitty
Team Night:
Staci, Jo, Jasmine, Duncan, Trent, Beth, Ezekiel, Leonard, Brick, Beardo, Tammy, Jess, Topher, Tom, Jen, McArthur, Brody, Crimson, Richard, Ennui, Matt
Hey, so first I want to say that I know the last few episodes have had races as the final challenge. And I promise that next time it won't be that way. Second of all, I find that the Dave and Sky plotline was kinda shitty, and I wanted to fix that. So now they've reconciled, and I'm sure Dave is happy nonetheless. As for Anne Maria, she was just filler, right from the start. Didn't do anything to help her team, so this was her time to go. Sorry to all Dave and Anne Maria fans.
So how's this chapter? Please leave your comments and criticism in the reviews, and thanks for reading!