Once upon a time there was a girl named Lila. I don't remember her last name, but I know she's Italian so I'm just gonna call her Lila Mozzarella Tony Soprano Pizza Pasta Ferrari Spaghetti Super Mario Pagliacci Boopa Dee Boppa Dee Boopa. Lila was a pretty normal girl with a privileged upbringing, but for reasons unknown throughout the cosmos, she grew up to be a total cunt sandwich with a side of bitch fries and an extra large twat soda.
One day, she was walking down the street, kicking orphaned kittens with every step, when she ran into Alya, who was out combing the city for pictures of Ladybug to send to J. Jonah Jameson. Lila was feeling bitchier than usual, so she walked up to Alya and said, "Hey, Alya, guess what? I'm gonna say the N word!"
Alya balked at this. "But Lila, you can't say the N word! Especially not in front of me!"
Unbeknownst to them, at that very moment, Hawk Moth was watching the entire exchange and salivating. For you see, Hawk Moth, AKA Gabriel Agreste (OH SHIT SPOILERS) was not only a fashion designer; he was also the CEO of racism who drew power from the N word. He also got a jolt of energy from the racist Italian joke I made just a few sentences earlier.
"Yessss, yesssss," he hissed in his evil child molester voice. "Say the N word! Say it and make me the most powerful man in Paris!"
Lila started taunting Alya by shaking her hips like the little sass basket she is.
"I will say the N word!" said Lila. "And the best part is that nobody will believe you because all the people in this city are goddamn idiots!"
"Well, I can't argue with that," said Alya. "But don't you dare say the N word!"
"I've already made up my mind! NIG-"
But before she could finish that word, Bunnyx stepped out of a time portal and kicked Lila in the vagina repeatedly. It was a good thing that she stepped in when she did; if she hadn't, Hawk Moth would have gained enough power to distribute N word passes to everyone in Paris, and Alya and her family would be doomed forever.
"Bunnyx, you did it! You stopped racism!" cried Alya. "Thank you, Bunnyx, thank you!"
Bunnyx just turned towards Alya, smiled and said, "Don't thank me! The power to end racism was inside you all along!" And with that, she went back into her time portal.
Alya took Bunnyx's words to heart, and embarked on a lifelong crusade to stop people in Paris from saying the N word. Unfortunately, though, she would never discover the true identify of the CEO of racism, whose evil machinations continued until the fateful day that he choked on a breadstick and died.
As for Lila, she died from vagina injuries. Such is life in Latvia.