Wally West Headcannons

Because I love him and I can:

- He plays the piano really well. He learned because of his superspeed; since his perception of time also got affected, Alfred suggested to Batman to suggest to Barry that he learns the piano in order to have a tangible outlet for staying in real time. Wally doesnt broadcast it that much since it's more of a stress reliever/coping mechanism all his own- but it is an occassional party trick he'll whip out to surprise and impress people. Also, Alfred most definitely went "undercover" to teach little, freshly speedstered Wally the piano (as that was just a few years before he knew Batman's secret identity)

- Wally ( and Barry ) speak a lot of langauges. I mean, they run around the world a lot and Wally relies heavily on food to sustain his speeds. It makes sense that he would stop for food a lot and as Flashes, the two would like to chat or help out with some local trouble, etc. So every year, Barry and Wally learn a new language together. They started with the "love languages" and quickly broadened their horizons.

-The language thing is actually an unspoken competition for them to speak more languages than Batman (I looked it up- he speaks 24 languages including Kryptonian) So of course the majority of the Justice League wants to help out their favorite speedsters. Superman lets Wally study in his Fortress of Solitude, Wonder Woman teaches them Greek and Latin, Shayera teaches them Thanagarian, M'Gann teaches Wally enough Martian to get by, Green Lantern sends language videos/books from fellow Green Lanterns to help Barry and Wally learn random alien languages that Batman isn't likely to speak, etc. By age 23 Wally can speak 32 languages with imperfect fluency ( he's awful with proper accents but has impeccable grammar )

-Bonus: Shayera basically refuses to teach Batman her langauge and her and Barry mock Batman by speaking it together whenever he's in the room.

-Before Wally got his speed, he had a motor tic where he would blink a couple times and duck his head occassionally with an arm twitching tick transferred over after he got superspeed but now its really fast and looks like a really fast spasm/cold chill. No one mentions it but they all think its incredibly endearing.

- Sometimes Wally slips into "relative time" where everything slows down. This tends to happen most while he's reading or problem solving or doing homework and things like that- Sometimes he'll be reading a book at what seems like a normal pace for him... until the pages are burning from the speed he was flipping them at. From an onlooker, Wally will start to blur along the edges and books genuinely appear to spontaneously combust.

-For his birthday one year, Dick Grayson tried to get Wally a really fast kindle that could match Wally's "relative time" reading speed- after three versions blowing up, Wally and Dick agreed that books might be safer/less expensive anyways.

-People quickly learn that if they loan Wally a book... its likely to come back toasted or in ashes. So... no one really loans him books more than once.

-Wally runs in his sleep :)

-It's not so much a headcannon as it is pure cannon, but Speedsters can't get drunk since their metabolism is so fast that their body runs right through it. On Wally's 21st birthday, GL brings him some alien booze thats like crazy strong and Wally hoofs it (as he is used to doing with no repercussions. ) He's drunk for, like, three days.

-Also, on a sad note: While Wally's powers are on the fritz and sort of killing him, He doesn't tell anyone about it. Dick Grayson figures it out when he plays a drinking game with Wally where he takes normal alchohol shots and actually gets a little tipsy.

-Also, in regards to the Young Justice universe: I think Wally ( a guy who willingly got struck by lightning and doused in chemicals ) would not give up the hero biz. His powers were killing him and Barry and Artemis benched him- and out of solidarity, Artemis benched herself as well. Wally didn't want to tell anyone - and as it was already majorly difficult for him and in the understanding that he deserves some control- Artemis and Barry agreed to keep it secret. Basically: Batman, Iris, Barry, Artemis and Hal Jordan know. Hence some frustration when he would jump in to help in "emergencies" - though anyone who knows Wally basically knew he did that with that exact reasoning in mind. That- in an emergency- he wouldn't want anyone knowing he shouldn't be helping...

- Wally can't vibrate through solid objects for a while... He learns how to do so when he gets kidnapped or something and is super desperate. But when he does vibrate through things... they blow up. This is something he honestly can't control for about as long as he couldn't initially vibrate through things- but when he does learn to control it, he can still blow things up if he wants to ( eh, some pseudo science about speed and particles and things. )

- Wally is basically always covered in ice and plastic wrap, especially his shins.

- Wally is pretty nervous around storms. He sort of hates lightning. I suppose, if you were struck by it then it makes sense to understand and be wary of it happening again. That doesn't stop Dick and Arty from making fun of him every time he flinches at a flash of lightning. It's actually them trying to distract him as they know he's low-key ready for it hit him (and with his enhanced perception, they know he watches the entire path the lightning takes to be sure it doesn't arch towards them.)

-Wally loves Shazam and all but because of the lightning thing... the two have a sort of agreement ( enforced by a protective Robin ) where Billy/Shazam avoids switching personas near Wally. Or at least warns him when it happens. This of course is after the first time Batson shows everyone how his powers work and Wally sprinted to another state leaving a lingering yelp behind.

-Wally carries a lot of static with him. He shocks people sort of a lot. He touches something metal? There's a jolt. He tries to harness this "bonus power" as something he can do at will (like Barry can throw lightning if he runs fast enough type of thing ) and after some practice, Wally can do what Barry does. But he has terrible aim. And his intent was to not have to run to use it. At best, he just gives a really strong static shock. He definitely uses it to annoy everyone.

-Alternatively, Wally also shocks people when he's nervous. Many of Artemis and Wally's first kisses resulted in numb lips for our blonde archer.

-Wally also vibrates when nervous, angry or excited. Take that in as many directions as you'd like. ;)

-Wally is a little bit terrible at swimming. Like he won't drown. But water isn't the same as air and super fast water treading has mixed results and his accelerated heart-rate makes holding his breath difficult and also, it's only fair to have this super world function as ours does where swimmers hate to run and runners hate to swim. Trust me on this. Even outliers have one they're better at. I would know.

- Wally is sort of the couch-surfer of the hero world. Maybe a small part of it is rooted in him trying to dodge his parents, but he genuinely likes to visit his friends. And as a speedster, he really doesn't do well with staying in one place. So as the Team and everyone gets older, Wally tends to pop into Roy's apartment, Dick's flat, Alfred always has cookies for him at the Mansion, M'Gann and Conner's house (and so on) entirely un-announced. He brings random "souveniers" along the way and basically everyone has taken to keeping extra foods just in case.

- I honestly think Wally is bisexual but he just genuinely never realized it and doesn't care much. Like, maybe I'm projecting, but I'm bisexual and I never realized it until my first kiss was a girl and I just rolled with it. Like I didn't even bat an eye- I was just like, "oh, of course."- I'd been saying how pretty girls are for years and always thought it was an artist's eye for beauty in all forms or something but like... bruh, I am bi. But also, its not a huge deal. And I think Wally is the same? Like he doesn't realize it but also- I'd like to think his first kiss was a boy. And he just blinked and rolled with it. I also think that he wasn't all that good at committing to one person (speedsters got places to be and people to see or something) Like he is far from "getting around"- I think he had like three kisses before Artemis and that she was his first relationship. The first was a guy, the second was maybe some chick he kissed at a school dance, the second was a stranger that Dick dared him to kiss on some random summer day when they were in civvies hanging out together and the fourth was Artemis. I think he's just so casually bi that no one else even suspects it except those who know his kissing history or whatever.

-So the Flashes basically have the best food suggestions. They've been everywhere and Bruce Wayne foots the bills (neither of them can afford their diets) So basically the entire justice league always asks the speedsters for suggestions on places to go and stuff

- Oliver Queen is known for having this crazy spicy chili that makes nearly every hero quake in their brightly colored combat boots. Barry refuses to eat it. Wally, on the other hand, genuinely enjoys the chili to the bewilderment and fear of all who know better.