Author's note (Presented by the Sin Kids!):

Before you stands a table, with a happy, familial trio chatting away over breakfast. The sole adult wearing an orange sweater, colors clashing with the white hair of his. He beamed as he spoke with the two girls. Speaking of which; A tall brunette wearing a purple jacket tight gray jeans and gray flats. Her white shirt baring her midriff. The other was much shorter, black hoodie and skirt lined with yellow stripes. All of which in juxtapose with her white hair, matching her elder. Unlike the others, she simply frowned, not enjoying her surroundings.

They all turn and acknowledge the camera.

"Hi, there!" Said the elder male, "I'm Lincoln Loud, patriarch of the Loud house!"

"And I'm Lyra!" Beamed the brunette, "Daughter of our local rock star, Luna and sole advocate of God in this house!"

"You say that last part like it's an accomplishment." Groaned the younger child, "And all you dipsticks know that I'm Lupa."

"Silence, Heathen!" Muttered Lyra, glaring at her sister/cousin.

"Now, girls." Lincoln silences them, returning back to his calm demeanor, "The reason we're here is to present a message regarding this fanfic!"

"That's right!" Lyra perked up, "With a message from NintendoNoir1!"

"Who, when you think about it, is really our God in this situation." Interrupted Lupa, striking a cord with Lyra.

"Blaspheme!" Lyra pointed at Lupa, her teeth barring. Lincoln had to place his hand on her shoulder for calming.

"The message being that NintendoNoir1 is wanting to take our series in a new direction." Lincoln explains.

"Meaning new chapters that may differ from those before." Lyra joined the explanation. "Tweaked head-canons, even."

"Yahoo!" Lacy shouted, sliding into the room on her knees, "Reboot!"

"At least someone's happy we're getting erased with replaced with impostors." Lupa groaned, earning glares from the others.

"Now that's unfair, Lupa." Lincoln chimes at her, "Noir probably just did some thinking was all."

"Feel blessed that you're receiving his attention." Preached Lyra, falling on deaf ears.

"Will Dad be receiving...'certain attention'?" Lupa asked, glancing at her father.

"Lincoln..." A whisper came from behind Lincoln, startling him. It was his sister/lover, Lucy.

"God, Lucy!" Gasped Lincoln.

"Come plow us, Lincoln." Lucy said monotone, pointing her finger upstairs, his many sister sticking out their heads."Forever and ever."

The three daughters could see the color drain from their father's face as his eyes widen for a second. "Girls, I'll be back in an hour."

Practically gone in a flash, an orange and white blur went up the stairs, zipping Lucy along.

All three girls just gaped at the display they just witnessed with the elder Louds. A second passed as their brains snapped back to reality.

"Wash our brains out with bleach later." All three said in unison, all in agreement.

"Any who." Lyra states as she re-composed herself, attention back to the audience, "Currently the debate is up on whether we attach the rebooted chapters to this existing work or simply start up a new one altogether."

"But not to worry." Lupa buds in, "We're still watching those phone lines for the popular opinion."

"How's them phones coming along?" Lacy shouted to the other room, which consisted of their other siblings holding various phones to their ears. From cell phones to tablets to even a rotatory dial.

"Oi, I got a bloke who's OK with attaching them to this one." Lemy speaks up.

"That's good!" Lacy gave a thumbs up.

"I got a guy here." Lizzy pops in, "Says if we make it more confusing, he'll kill his whole family."

"Where's he calling from?" Lupa asked, an eyebrow raised.

"Alabama." States the toddler.

Lupa turns to the audience, her hands giving the horns gesture, "GO FOR IT!"

Out of nowhere, Lyra thwacks Lupa on the head, holding a stick in the shape of a crucifix. "OW!"

"Just cause I have faith, doesn't mean I'm afraid to use the cross as a weapon." Lyra glared at Lupa.

"So will there be anything new with the reboot?" Lacy asked, actually invested by this point.

"Boss says there'll be more drama and arcs, with the episodes actually connected." Liby's voice announces from the other room.

"We'll be like an actual series then?" Perks up the prima dona, Leia, jittery with joy at the subject.

"Yes indeed." Lyra beams, "This upcoming reboot announced by us, coming to you!"

"YAY!" Cheered a bulk of the children, sans Lupa.

Lupa however seemed busy reaching down her hoodie, seeming to dig for something out of her training bra. Pulling out a folded note.

"Oh, and for the fellas sending the creepy fan letters about the other fanfic: More than just sleepwalking..." Lupa said as she slowly unfolded the letter, "Our answer is not to worry. This channel is never lacking incestuous sin."

Lupa grinned at her own words, earning another cross-shaped thwack from Lyra.

"OW!" Lupa yelped, "Knock it off!"

"You first, heathen!" Criticized Lyra, "Anyhow, that's all our time, folks!"

"We'll keep on these phones!" Lemy says, pointing at the array of phones.

"Thanks for reading!" Lizzy smiles

"Remember to keep leaving those reviews." Leia reminds the audience

"Keep giving love to NintendoNoir1. Praise our true God!" Lupa announced dramatically, only to earn another thwack from Lyra

"OW!"

(THE END!)